That was probably spill-over from Rehoboth Beach, DE. It's widely known as the gay beach of DE now.I was in Ocean City, MD over the weekend... ground-zero of the Jort motherland.
Didn't know that about Rehoboth... but these were more of the meth-making pimply/scabbed face 20-somethings and not so gay.That was probably spill-over from Rehoboth Beach, DE. It's widely known as the gay beach of DE now.I was in Ocean City, MD over the weekend... ground-zero of the Jort motherland.
Really.My wife's family has a beach house there. I go a few times a summer... Haven't seen teh gay there???Maybe I should bring my newly made JORTSThat was probably spill-over from Rehoboth Beach, DE. It's widely known as the gay beach of DE now.I was in Ocean City, MD over the weekend... ground-zero of the Jort motherland.
Jorts are only OK on hot chicks with rockin' bodies. Anybody else = Fail.
You should be holding a turkey leg.
Thanks!You should be holding a turkey leg.
Imprisoned for terrorist actswhatever happened to Beej?
Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
WTF?!?!Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
WTF?!?!Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
I've seen a lot of this about town in Austin recently also. It's ####### terrible.Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
When I was in Miami last month we went to South Beach for the day..saw quite a few of these. Guess they are cutting edge.I've seen a lot of this about town in Austin recently also. It's ####### terrible.Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
It happenedWTF?!?!Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
About three years agoIt happenedWTF?!?!Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
You don't get "it."About three years agoIt happenedWTF?!?!Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
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Still waiting on the definitive Otis "check out this new fashion trend" post to make things all official-like>'joffer said:They're back!
You should rock them with a Phils jersey!Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board butI'm back to the old days and I DON'T CAREhttp://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
ANd white sneaks!!!You should rock them with a Phils jersey!Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board butI'm back to the old days and I DON'T CAREhttp://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
No no no. Not like that. The fabric has to be right. The one you linked are something like toughskins. Thick jeans should not be made into jorts. They need to be thin fabric, very thin, so they can lay relaxed on your frame. What you linked is not acceptable.This is not acceptable:http://realitychicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jorts-2.jpgThis IS acceptable:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4QwMnfEdqI/TgSK0yahuzI/AAAAAAAABQM/oYyHSt66SLY/s1600/cross+process+jorts.jpgThe last image is a pair of shorts that are stylish and actually FIT, instead of looking like a piece of blue cardboard you wrapped around your legs.Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board butI'm back to the old days and I DON'T CAREhttp://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
Well if there was any doubt before, here's the post that confirmed it all. Fensalk loves the clock.No no no. Not like that. The fabric has to be right. The one you linked are something like toughskins. Thick jeans should not be made into jorts. They need to be thin fabric, very thin, so they can lay relaxed on your frame. What you linked is not acceptable.Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board but
I'm back to the old days and I DON'T CARE
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1
Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
This is not acceptable:
http://realitychicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jorts-2.jpg
This IS acceptable:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4QwMnfEdqI/TgSK0yahuzI/AAAAAAAABQM/oYyHSt66SLY/s1600/cross+process+jorts.jpg
The last image is a pair of shorts that are stylish and actually FIT, instead of looking like a piece of blue cardboard you wrapped around your legs.
Just agree with me. Its always the best move.Well if there was any doubt before, here's the post that confirmed it all. Fensalk loves the clock.No no no. Not like that. The fabric has to be right. The one you linked are something like toughskins. Thick jeans should not be made into jorts. They need to be thin fabric, very thin, so they can lay relaxed on your frame. What you linked is not acceptable.Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board but
I'm back to the old days and I DON'T CARE
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1
Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
This is not acceptable:
http://realitychicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jorts-2.jpg
This IS acceptable:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4QwMnfEdqI/TgSK0yahuzI/AAAAAAAABQM/oYyHSt66SLY/s1600/cross+process+jorts.jpg
The last image is a pair of shorts that are stylish and actually FIT, instead of looking like a piece of blue cardboard you wrapped around your legs.
Maybe a new ruling on cutoffs vs jorts?where do we go from here????
Maybe a new ruling on cutoffs vs jorts?where do we go from here????
Or were you just singing along with the Alan Parsons Project?
Jarts were awesome outside of the fact they were deadly toy crippling or killing thousands of children. But they were extremely easy to set up and very cool to throw.Jarts >>> Jorts
Jarts were awesome outside of the fact they were deadly toy crippling or killing thousands of children. But they were extremely easy to set up and very cool to throw.Jarts >>> Jorts
:jortwearer:Just read this whole thread for the 1st time........And if I'm following correctly a bunch of fashion mavens ridiculed the store bought men's jean short with the finished cuff and possibly these same mavens are considering approving of the actual cutoff men's jean short that were literally popular back in the 70's. If this is the case these same mavens need to apologize to the original "jort" sympathizers. Especially Two Deep who sounds like he may be a lumber jack and by the way has a great profile photo.