The reluctant astronaut is a man of reason. Listen to him.saw lots of jorts in Miami
Sport shorts and nothing. Jorts are an abomination.What other kind of shorts are there besides kacky shorts.
So fat guys wearing basketball shorts isnt an abomination? What about if you want to look slightly more casual? Youd wear basketball shorts out to dinner?Sport shorts and nothing. Jorts are an abomination.What other kind of shorts are there besides kacky shorts.
Very nice work on the faded look of your post. I thought something was wrong with my monitor for a second. A lot of work went into that. Props.I have now seen two men (late 20s-early 30s) wearing jorts in the past two days. Just saw one at the pump this afternoon. Nuttin like a nice pair of faded jorts on a light sunny day. Yup, jorts are still IN. Opinion of some in the FFA? Not so much.
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Basketball shorts are fashionable for children. Seems to make a point.Flaming Moe said:shadyrider, counting the teanagers is already stretching it but children under 10?!OK I just did a little informal survey when I went food shopping. I counted all the types of shorts worn by males of any age group. Here are the results and age breakdown.Jean shorts 9 (3 men over 50, 3 men in their 20s/30s, 3 boys in their teens)Khaki shorts 7 (6 men over 50, 1 man in his 20s/30s)Basketball shorts 6 (1 man in his 30s, 1 man in his 50s, 1 boy in his teens, 3 children under 10)
I broke down the survey into age group. You can do whatever you want with the numbers.Flaming Moe said:shadyrider, counting the teanagers is already stretching it but children under 10?! Why don't you have a diaper category for babies?OK I just did a little informal survey when I went food shopping. I counted all the types of shorts worn by males of any age group. Here are the results and age breakdown.Jean shorts 9 (3 men over 50, 3 men in their 20s/30s, 3 boys in their teens)Khaki shorts 7 (6 men over 50, 1 man in his 20s/30s)Basketball shorts 6 (1 man in his 30s, 1 man in his 50s, 1 boy in his teens, 3 children under 10)
Thats what I think as well. Cuz as long as Ive been on this earth jean shorts have been normal to wear at least here in NYC for all age groups. But like I said above they gotta be loose fitting and below the knee. Oh and also light ones like teh gay also. Darker jean shorts are very fashionable.There is nothing wrong with denim shorts. Anyone that says otherwise simply lacks fashion sense. That said, the cut, wash, and fit can certainly make any fabric look bad. My guess is that the haters are thinking back to the days of cut off frayed shorts. Those are no longer in style.
So much so that they could just go up to a cute girl they just met and kiss her. They don't mind at all. I think the babes wouldn't initiate such activity on a first meeting, but it can be incredibly romantic to them if you do it.I've heard that 35-year olds wearing jorts while playing WoW in public are complete babe magnets.
I've heard this also.So much so that they could just go up to a cute girl they just met and kiss her. They don't mind at all. I think the babes wouldn't initiate such activity on a first meeting, but it can be incredibly romantic to them if you do it.I've heard that 35-year olds wearing jorts while playing WoW in public are complete babe magnets.
Thats what I think as well. Cuz as long as Ive been on this earth jean shorts have been normal to wear at least here in NYC for all age groups. But like I said above they gotta be loose fitting and below the knee. Oh and also light ones like teh gay also. Darker jean shorts are very fashionable.There is nothing wrong with denim shorts. Anyone that says otherwise simply lacks fashion sense. That said, the cut, wash, and fit can certainly make any fabric look bad. My guess is that the haters are thinking back to the days of cut off frayed shorts. Those are no longer in style.
Beat me to it.So much so that they could just go up to a cute girl they just met and kiss her. They don't mind at all. I think the babes wouldn't initiate such activity on a first meeting, but it can be incredibly romantic to them if you do it.I've heard that 35-year olds wearing jorts while playing WoW in public are complete babe magnets.
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
Is it?Thats what I think as well. Cuz as long as Ive been on this earth jean shorts have been normal to wear at least here in NYC for all age groups. But like I said above they gotta be loose fitting and below the knee. Oh and also light ones like teh gay also. Darker jean shorts are very fashionable.There is nothing wrong with denim shorts. Anyone that says otherwise simply lacks fashion sense. That said, the cut, wash, and fit can certainly make any fabric look bad. My guess is that the haters are thinking back to the days of cut off frayed shorts. Those are no longer in style.
Horrible definition. Jorts are classic and will never go out of style.Definition of jorts in the urban dictionary.
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
Sure thing, Auric.I bet Pickles is a closet jorts wearer. Thou dost protest too much.
...o.........o....._......oooo888888o_Sure thing, Auric.I bet Pickles is a closet jorts wearer. Thou dost protest too much.
All my shorts go to my knee. Also, what the #### is up with the plaid shorts? I saw 4 pairs today at least.Do mean shorts or jean boardshorts that go down to the knee?I dont see anyone wearing jean shorts (jorts)... but lots of jean boardshorts in Cali.
what kinda shorts are you wearing??plaid have been "in" for a couple summers now at least.All my shorts go to my knee. Also, what the #### is up with the plaid shorts? I saw 4 pairs today at least.Do mean shorts or jean boardshorts that go down to the knee?I dont see anyone wearing jean shorts (jorts)... but lots of jean boardshorts in Cali.
I hate them though and seemed to see more today than on the average.I usually am only wearing a khaki cargo short when I actually care about what I look like. I do own jorts and probably wore them last summer at some point, but more when I am semi-bummin it.what kinda shorts are you wearing??plaid have been "in" for a couple summers now at least.All my shorts go to my knee. Also, what the #### is up with the plaid shorts? I saw 4 pairs today at least.Do mean shorts or jean boardshorts that go down to the knee?I dont see anyone wearing jean shorts (jorts)... but lots of jean boardshorts in Cali.
for people who live in trailer parks.Jorts are classic and will never go out of style.....Definition of jorts in the urban dictionary.
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
you off your meds?Maybe I'll try wearing a kilt this summer. Free-ballin of course.
Where in NY exactly? Lake Geneva?NYC, I've seen some jorts lately- on late, middle-aged Eastern European guys with moustaches and on thuggish guys in their mid 20s from PR and DR wearing mesh tank tops. I'd assume if either of those were your fashion role-models, jorts are WAY in.It seems to me that the older people (over 40?) on this board think jean shorts are a no no. But like I said most younger people in NY wear jean shorts. But they gotta be a little big and baggy. Tucking in your shirt is gay and above the knee is also teh gay. I suppose maybe Ill change my mind when Im not in my 20s.
...look for the dude in the jorts.If you can't figure out who the dork is ...
...look for the dude in the jorts.If you can't figure out who the dork is ...