Nice one! Camera or camera-phone?I had a non-moustached middle-aged Polish dude in my sights (w/fanny-pack) but couldn't get the pic.double whammy!
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
The backwards hats are almost as bad as jorts now.double whammy!
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
Camera phone. Had to be sneaky, hence the slight blurriness. Had an even better one of a guy with jorts, a superman logo wife beater, and white socks pulled up all the way over his calves. Almost got caught taking the pic, which turned out too blurry to even tell what it was. I didnt try again because it woulda been embarassing to get beat up by a guy wearing that.Nice one! Camera or camera-phone?I had a non-moustached middle-aged Polish dude in my sights (w/fanny-pack) but couldn't get the pic.double whammy!
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
... very true.Camera phone. Had to be sneaky, hence the slight blurriness. Had an even better one of a guy with jorts, a superman logo wife beater, and white socks pulled up all the way over his calves. Almost got caught taking the pic, which turned out too blurry to even tell what it was. I didnt try again because it woulda been embarassing to get beat up by a guy wearing that.Nice one! Camera or camera-phone?I had a non-moustached middle-aged Polish dude in my sights (w/fanny-pack) but couldn't get the pic.double whammy!
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
PhotoshoppedAwful. This photo was taken in the early '90s, though, right?
Is he using his sneakers as slippers?double whammy!
2 backwards hats, one wife beater, and one long sleeve shirt. These guys got it goin on.
Just awful. The color combo of shirt/jorts makes it even more terribler. Quality submission.RedmondLonghorn said:I went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
Good God.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
I bet he left that store with a handle of Kentucky Deluxe.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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Don't rule out Old Crow.I bet he left that store with a handle of Kentucky Deluxe.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
Sailor Jerry RumDon't rule out Old Crow.I bet he left that store with a handle of Kentucky Deluxe.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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Cargo jorts would suck, too, though, in case anyone's wondering.Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
Hmmm. Surprising. Looks like a whiskey enthusiast to me.Sailor Jerry RumDon't rule out Old Crow.I bet he left that store with a handle of Kentucky Deluxe.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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Extra pockets doesn't excuse the fact they're jorts.Cargo jorts would suck, too, though, in case anyone's wondering.Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
Rum is a better meth chaser.Hmmm. Surprising. Looks like a whiskey enthusiast to me.Sailor Jerry RumDon't rule out Old Crow.I bet he left that store with a handle of Kentucky Deluxe.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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Oh, I agree, they are jorts afterall.I just don't think they would be as especially notable in their suckiness as friggin' carpenter's jorts.Cargo jorts would suck, too, though, in case anyone's wondering.Maybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
my bad somebody was talking to me when I was trying to type that. I meant to say carpenterMaybe you don't read so good, but the funny part is that they are short carpenter's pants, not cargo shorts. Like, as in, they have an actual hammer loop on the leg.This guy forgot to bring his framing hammer though. Or maybe security wouldn't let him bring it into the game.whats so funny about them being cargoI went to the Boise State / Washington game last Saturday. Definitely a good place to see some jorts. Moreso on the folks from Idaho, but one Husky fan had a pair on that were worth memorializing here.
I don't know if the picture will make it totally clear, but these were basically the jorts version of Carhart carpenter pants. Right down to having a hammer loop on them ( ).
Carpenter's Jorts
Threading his mane through his adjustable hat hole is a nice touch.Good God.Oh boy. I dont even know what to say about this one.
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my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
You are engaged to a 15 year old?my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
no 21You are engaged to a 15 year old?my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
Oh..yeah, Waco. Sorry, I forgot.no 21You are engaged to a 15 year old?my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
Oh..yeah, Waco. Sorry, I forgot.no 21You are engaged to a 15 year old?my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
Hint: People in places like Provo and Waco tend to get married younger than average.I am just kidding with you, regardless.Oh..yeah, Waco. Sorry, I forgot.no 21You are engaged to a 15 year old?my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
my bad Im a little out of it todayHint: People in places like Provo and Waco tend to get married younger than average.I am just kidding with you, regardless.Oh..yeah, Waco. Sorry, I forgot.no 21You are engaged to a 15 year old?my fiancee wants me to wear hats more often and she wants me to either wear them to the side or backwardsA couple of weeks ago my wife asked my why I don't wear my pair of jean shorts. She was serious.I think I better start worrying about the clothes she buys me.
how did I miss this first time around?
Let's just be frank. If you are uncomfortable wearing jorts because you think they are out of fashion, and mock those who do, you're pretty much a weenie.
Boomer!Pretty sure the State Fair during the Texas/OU game is the epicenter of jortdom. Sooners love them some jorts.
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I wish I could have gotten a picture of the guy wearing jorts with a picture of Tupac on them.
I heard that ess every 5 seconds on Saturday.Boomer!Pretty sure the State Fair during the Texas/OU game is the epicenter of jortdom. Sooners love them some jorts.
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I wish I could have gotten a picture of the guy wearing jorts with a picture of Tupac on them.
Probably saw a good amount of the creatively ingenious "horns down," too, I'd imagine?I heard that ess every 5 seconds on Saturday.Boomer!Pretty sure the State Fair during the Texas/OU game is the epicenter of jortdom. Sooners love them some jorts.
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I wish I could have gotten a picture of the guy wearing jorts with a picture of Tupac on them.
Oh yeah. Everywhere. Also popular was the hilarious "Book'em Horns" shirt with the Texas logo with handcuffs instead of horns. Because OU runs a squeaky clean program.Probably saw a good amount of the creatively ingenious "horns down," too, I'd imagine?I heard that ess every 5 seconds on Saturday.Boomer!Pretty sure the State Fair during the Texas/OU game is the epicenter of jortdom. Sooners love them some jorts.
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I wish I could have gotten a picture of the guy wearing jorts with a picture of Tupac on them.
I actually don't think any other kind of shorts are available in Oklahoma.Pretty sure the State Fair during the Texas/OU game is the epicenter of jortdom. Sooners love them some jorts.
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I wish I could have gotten a picture of the guy wearing jorts with a picture of Tupac on them.
I'm bringing them back!According to Esquire, jorts are out. Agree or disagree?
Pics?I'm bringing them back!According to Esquire, jorts are out. Agree or disagree?