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There is nothing better than proud jort wearers putting all us fashionistas in our place by building picnic tables and doing squats whilst wearing jorts.
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El Floppo
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"In" and "college" aren't exactly two words that I think of as being mutually inclusive, IMO... unless you're a college student. Mass-market, maybe, but not In.Voltaire said:I definitely should have mentioned it's mainly for the preppy crowd right now.It will soon get to everybody (I'm sure it has out West and in bigger cities), but for now it's usually the Sperry and Ralph Lauren Polo wearing crowd.I'm keeping my eye on this look.Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.
Now lets get back to some Jorts, dammit.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Voltaire
Footballguy
It's no secret that 18-25 year old folks dictate much of what goes on in the fashion and entertainment world. Don't worry, everyone else will catch up (God, that sounds like something lhucks would say).Even Joe had a thread about wearing topsiders (Sperry's) awhile back which are part of this overall style. And the no pockets khaki shorts are just the next progression in what we've seen over the past decade: cargo shorts with large pockets, then a couple of years ago the more streamlined look came in (which has been alluded to in this thread), and now the extra pockets aren't there anymore and the shorts themselves aren't as baggy."In" and "college" aren't exactly two words that I think of as being mutually inclusive, IMO... unless you're a college student. Mass-market, maybe, but not In.Voltaire said:I definitely should have mentioned it's mainly for the preppy crowd right now.It will soon get to everybody (I'm sure it has out West and in bigger cities), but for now it's usually the Sperry and Ralph Lauren Polo wearing crowd.I'm keeping my eye on this look.Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.Now lets get back to some Jorts, dammit.
ditka85
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
And there were a few that "got away", some real HOF contenders of the 350 lbs. variety that I was unable to take pix of. However, I did snap 3. Enjoy.
analog_hiss
Footballguy
I wonder if a Jorts scavenger hunt would work. It is Jorts season.
Jorts at the beach.
Jorts at the zoo.
Jorts at NASCAR (a volume category, most pics wins).
Jorts at the museum.
Category suggestions?
Jorts at the beach.
Jorts at the zoo.
Jorts at NASCAR (a volume category, most pics wins).
Jorts at the museum.
Category suggestions?
Godsbrother
Footballguy
But you chose to give us pictures of overweight, jort-wearing men instead of the MILFs.Thanks a bunch...
analog_hiss
Footballguy
Cunk
Footballguy
There are just too many things goin' on wrong in this photo to comment.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Straight up awesome.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Nice jort cuffs!!!
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
And they're "Dickie's" brand to top it off - solid
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
El Floppo
Footballguy
that's a world of WOW.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Again- saying that college kids en masse are wearing something and so that makes it "in" is a different definition of "in" than what I think of.... thus the mass-market comment I made earlier.It's no secret that 18-25 year old folks dictate much of what goes on in the fashion and entertainment world. Don't worry, everyone else will catch up (God, that sounds like something lhucks would say).Even Joe had a thread about wearing topsiders (Sperry's) awhile back which are part of this overall style. And the no pockets khaki shorts are just the next progression in what we've seen over the past decade: cargo shorts with large pockets, then a couple of years ago the more streamlined look came in (which has been alluded to in this thread), and now the extra pockets aren't there anymore and the shorts themselves aren't as baggy."In" and "college" aren't exactly two words that I think of as being mutually inclusive, IMO... unless you're a college student. Mass-market, maybe, but not In.I definitely should have mentioned it's mainly for the preppy crowd right now.It will soon get to everybody (I'm sure it has out West and in bigger cities), but for now it's usually the Sperry and Ralph Lauren Polo wearing crowd.I'm keeping my eye on this look.Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.Now lets get back to some Jorts, dammit.
Voltaire
Footballguy
Sorry but that argument doesn't even hold up anymore. I've been paying attention to this since it got warmer. Last week I was in the fashion forward city of Little Rock (Again- saying that college kids en masse are wearing something and so that makes it "in" is a different definition of "in" than what I think of.... thus the mass-market comment I made earlier.It's no secret that 18-25 year old folks dictate much of what goes on in the fashion and entertainment world. Don't worry, everyone else will catch up (God, that sounds like something lhucks would say).Even Joe had a thread about wearing topsiders (Sperry's) awhile back which are part of this overall style. And the no pockets khaki shorts are just the next progression in what we've seen over the past decade: cargo shorts with large pockets, then a couple of years ago the more streamlined look came in (which has been alluded to in this thread), and now the extra pockets aren't there anymore and the shorts themselves aren't as baggy."In" and "college" aren't exactly two words that I think of as being mutually inclusive, IMO... unless you're a college student. Mass-market, maybe, but not In.I definitely should have mentioned it's mainly for the preppy crowd right now.It will soon get to everybody (I'm sure it has out West and in bigger cities), but for now it's usually the Sperry and Ralph Lauren Polo wearing crowd.I'm keeping my eye on this look.Unfortunately, he's not lying. These are all the rage on the insanely preppy SMU campus.I don't make the trends, but college aged people have already jumped on it. 20 and 30 somethings will be soon to follow.Now lets get back to some Jorts, dammit.
) and with the under 30 crowd it's about 50/50 in terms of cargo and no-cargo (with almost no jorts mixed in). I don't care what you wear and your cargo shorts aren't "out," but they've probably got one or two summers at most.And new fashions are dictated (or better yet marketed to earlier) younger people. Flip flops, boot cut jeans (I don't think you can buy anything besides these now), etc. were all popularized by the under 25 demo in recent years.You can have whatever definition of "in" you want. Some people have shown us in this thread that they see jorts as still "in."
Until next week.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Missed this reply... not sure what argument you're talking about that doesn't hold up?Maybe I'm myopic with this thing... but the wife's a fashion designer and I'm in a design field (architecture) in NYC, so I think of "in" as soemthing maybe a little more fashion-forward rather than the massmarket you're talking about- the things that are being fed to the college students, not what they're dictating. Having watched my wife and the companies she's worked for (some of them in the college-student mass-market realm), I can tell you college age kids don't dictate much of anything other than how things are marketed. Are you talking about another argument?Bring on the jorts, dammit!Sorry but that argument doesn't even hold up anymore. I've been paying attention to this since it got warmer. Last week I was in the fashion forward city of Little Rock (Until next week.
mr. furley
Footballguy
jortsaplenty here in NE WI
lotta jerseys too
lotta jerseys too
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Will be in Eagle River over the 4th.
mr. furley
Footballguy
tell Scooper hey
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That's NW WI.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Eagle River <> Mellyhole?beautiful country up there. send me a postcard.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
No, that's not Mellyhole.My aunt and uncle own an island or something.
mr. furley
Footballguy
wait a second. i might know these people.,sNo, that's not Mellyhole.My aunt and uncle own an island or something.
the moops
Footballguy
Tucked in no doubt.I was at a party last weekend, and there was a guy wearing jorts with a Sports Center collared shirt.
Satchel's Cat
Footballguy
You partied with Chris Berman??!!!11!!!?!?!??//??I was at a party last weekend, and there was a guy wearing jorts with a Sports Center collared shirt.
I was golfing yesterday with a friend of a friend who I have met on six or seven occasions prior to golfing with him. Prior to golfing together, I felt like he was fairly cool, but the sum total of my conversations with him probably added to 30 minutes.
He shows up on the course yesterday, collared Polo shirt, stone washed knee length jorts, super white sneakers, socks to the lower calf. Is this guy by definition a dork?
And the worst part about it is that I discussed it with my wife, and said "Could you believe he had jorts on?" To which she responded, "What are jorts?"
He shows up on the course yesterday, collared Polo shirt, stone washed knee length jorts, super white sneakers, socks to the lower calf. Is this guy by definition a dork?
And the worst part about it is that I discussed it with my wife, and said "Could you believe he had jorts on?" To which she responded, "What are jorts?"
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Deerskin Lake?wait a second. i might know these people.,sNo, that's not Mellyhole.My aunt and uncle own an island or something.
Emerson Biggens
Footballguy
Captured a rare double jorts last night at Buffalo Wild Wings.
First, dude in the foreground. Second, the girl in the background. I was fine with hers as she wore them well. The guy, however, I wanted to intervene with, but left him out there for the rest of the world to deal with.
Double jorts captured in the wild
First, dude in the foreground. Second, the girl in the background. I was fine with hers as she wore them well. The guy, however, I wanted to intervene with, but left him out there for the rest of the world to deal with.
Double jorts captured in the wild
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Nicely done.
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
A black guy I grew up with only wears jorts, he subbed in my golf league two weeks ago..85 degrees and he was on dark blue denim jorts, ankle socks and a Kanye West pop up pink polo.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
I was at Walmart in West Monroe, Louisiana last Sunday. I'm fairly confident in saying that West Monroe is the Jort Mecca. Overwhelming majority of men were sporting them. Crocs with socks were also a big player.
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Reaper
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I made Jorts this weekend!!!! 
Needed to do work around the house and didn't feel like ruining some shorts - Had some ripped jeans and.... Presto...
My wife couldn't breathe she laughed so hard when I came outside... The white socks and shoes didn't help...
But, I'd have to say for work around the house, they are perfect.
Needed to do work around the house and didn't feel like ruining some shorts - Had some ripped jeans and.... Presto...
My wife couldn't breathe she laughed so hard when I came outside... The white socks and shoes didn't help...
But, I'd have to say for work around the house, they are perfect.
