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Just ****ed Edelman, No Lie (1 Viewer)

TenTimes said:
What's the brag here? A player wins the Superbowl, no chance he's not getting laid that night, your were within his field of vision when he decided it was time for him to go, congrats? :shrug:

Not a slut shamer by any means, don't like attention whores.
I don't think it's slut shaming - it's attention whore shaming. No one is coming down on the girl for getting some pro-baller ****. It's the broadcast.

If it were a dude broadcasting he had nailed Taylor Swift, I think most people would think he is a #####. Same goes for this chick.

 
TenTimes said:
HellToupee said:
Sabrina Dudish
This can't be her, can it?

She is proof of concussion-like symptoms. Edleman should have been removed from the game after that shot from Kam. Cheaters :thumbdown: [/sarcasm]
"She's hoping it'll blow over."

:lmao:

This is the internet, tootse.
Yup. It'll be old news in 6 hours. The internet has sever ADD.
Man, that's superbowl-level tail? And here I thought I was missing out. Dude needs to take a page out of Blizerians book.

 
Was the Beckham one confirmed? The pic was of him a with a girl at like a club or whatever.

Sounds like the Edelman one is legit. Dumb, but, whatever..

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
Bucky86 said:
She was bragging on tinder? Who exactly was she trying to impress?
This is the only mention of Tinder, which is apparently where all this goes on. This sounds like an awesome app and probably not something that guys with girlfriends and wives should explore because it sounds like shopping and probably leads to that.

Anyway buyer beware.

I'm also amazed how 'not attractive' Edelman's girl (er date, lay...) looks, Not hot IMO, looks pretty skanky, I mean you'd think this guy would be going top shelf. See Beckham's hot girl for that, at least he really scored.
It just seems like an odd place to brag about it. I mean...I guess if you're a creepy Pats fan and have some kind of fantasy about dipping your #### into where Edelman's already been it makes sense. :shrug:

 
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SaintsInDome2006 said:
Bucky86 said:
She was bragging on tinder? Who exactly was she trying to impress?
This is the only mention of Tinder, which is apparently where all this goes on. This sounds like an awesome app and probably not something that guys with girlfriends and wives should explore because it sounds like shopping and probably leads to that.

Anyway buyer beware.

I'm also amazed how 'not attractive' Edelman's girl (er date, lay...) looks, Not hot IMO, looks pretty skanky, I mean you'd think this guy would be going top shelf. See Beckham's hot girl for that, at least he really scored.
It just seems like an odd place to brag about it. I mean...I guess if you're a creepy Pats fan and have some kind of fantasy about dipping your #### into where Edelman's already been it makes sense. :shrug:
It is odd since I thought Tinder was a place to to find a hookup and not really "social media". I'm assuming she's bragging to other women, but why would they see her Tinder pic? Is she supposed to be more attractive now that she's had relations with an NFL player?

He's not married so I don't see a problem. She's not a pro that's paid to keep quiet. :shrug:

 
Wonder if Edelman is as quick between the sheets as he is on the field?

Might explain why he is knocked out and she's tossing and turning and posting selfies to Tinder

 
It will be funny if the "I'm Eskimo brother's with Edelman" posts on social media start popping up.

At least athletes don't have to worry about potential rape claims with girls who do stuff like this.

Great publicity for Tinder. "Use our app and you may get to bang a professional athlete".

 
Al O said:
This new trend simply cannot stand in a civilized society. (NSFW: Language)

Back in my day, when dames slept around they did it with class. There was a certain dignity that came with following the rules of whoring. Now I'm not an unreasonable old prude who thinks a skeezer must remain absolutely quiet. Oh, no. But whatever happened to a broad just bragging to her girlfriends, and maybe embellishing the size of the guy's wang or making up romantic things he supposedly said to make her story better?

Back in my day a guy could sleep around with little worry of his extracurricular activities being broadcast around the world. Even Presidents were pulling tail on the side. Sure there may have been rumblings of shenanigans, but there was no smoking gun proof like post-coitus pictures on the world wide web. Nowadays it ain't even safe for small athletic receivers like Edelman or Odell Beckham, Jr. to tag a groupie without it being broadcast around the world. And why no tail for Antonio Brown? The guy is always overlooked among the league's best receivers.
I like your entire post but especially the terms; dames, skeezer, pulling tail.

 
Meh...if the pic is the worst thing that happened, no biggie...he could have woke up with no wallet, cash, or credit cards.

 
Meh...if the pic is the worst thing that happened, no biggie...he could have woke up with no wallet, cash, or credit cards.
I am pretty sure even random whores know about the Patriots and videotaping.

 
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It's a little weird this is a story.
I'd imagine a majority of the sporting world and its fans are not exactly completely involved nor familiar -- nor morally agrees with -- the "I ####ed this guy, said exactly that in exactly those terms, and posted a picture of the post-coital bedroom scene to social media" world yet.

It's not a negative Pats story, it's a touch larger.

 
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Al O said:
This new trend simply cannot stand in a civilized society. (NSFW: Language)

Back in my day, when dames slept around they did it with class. There was a certain dignity that came with following the rules of whoring. Now I'm not an unreasonable old prude who thinks a skeezer must remain absolutely quiet. Oh, no. But whatever happened to a broad just bragging to her girlfriends, and maybe embellishing the size of the guy's wang or making up romantic things he supposedly said to make her story better?

Back in my day a guy could sleep around with little worry of his extracurricular activities being broadcast around the world. Even Presidents were pulling tail on the side. Sure there may have been rumblings of shenanigans, but there was no smoking gun proof like post-coitus pictures on the world wide web. Nowadays it ain't even safe for small athletic receivers like Edelman or Odell Beckham, Jr. to tag a groupie without it being broadcast around the world. And why no tail for Antonio Brown? The guy is always overlooked among the league's best receivers.
:lmao:

eta* BTW, I get it's an HST. Just figured I'd clarify. I find you need to do that so that it's not misunderstood.

 
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I thought I saw James Harden walking into my office building a few months ago. Same massive beard, pretty tall (but at the time... thought to myself "damn, I thought he'd be taller"). It looked exactly like him, and a well-known protein/energy bar company is on my floor, so figured he may be doing some promo work with them (I think they work with other athletes). Not to mention, the Rockets were in town the night before and the dude is from SoCal, so was all but convinced it was him.

Fast forward about a month or so later, and I saw "James Harden" walking back to our building with a salad from the deli across the street and noticed his employee badge.

:bag:

 
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I thought I saw James Harden walking into my office building a few months ago. Same massive beard, pretty tall (but at the time... thought to myself "damn, I thought he'd be taller"). It looked exactly like him, and a well-known protein/energy bar company is on my floor, so figured he may be doing some promo work with them (I think they work with other athletes). Not to mention, the Rockets were in town the night before and the dude is from SoCal, so was all but convinced it was him.

Fast forward about a month or so later, and I saw "James Harden" walking back to our building with a salad from the deli across the street and noticed his employee badge.

:bag:
Imposter Harden should use his celebrity status to shag naive groupies like Farrah Flossit.

 
I thought I saw James Harden walking into my office building a few months ago. Same massive beard, pretty tall (but at the time... thought to myself "damn, I thought he'd be taller"). It looked exactly like him, and a well-known protein/energy bar company is on my floor, so figured he may be doing some promo work with them (I think they work with other athletes). Not to mention, the Rockets were in town the night before and the dude is from SoCal, so was all but convinced it was him.

Fast forward about a month or so later, and I saw "James Harden" walking back to our building with a salad from the deli across the street and noticed his employee badge.

:bag:
Imposter Harden should use his celebrity status to shag naive groupies like Farrah Flossit.
I probably woulda done him. :oldunsure:

 
If I were a famous athlete, no way I'd fall asleep next to some random skank. Once we finished up, it's time to roll. Get her number for later if you want to hit it again.

dumbasses.

 

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