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Just ****ed Edelman, No Lie (1 Viewer)

Al O'Pecia

Al O'Pecia

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This new trend simply cannot stand in a civilized society. (NSFW: Language)

Back in my day, when dames slept around they did it with class. There was a certain dignity that came with following the rules of whoring. Now I'm not an unreasonable old prude who thinks a skeezer must remain absolutely quiet. Oh, no. But whatever happened to a broad just bragging to her girlfriends, and maybe embellishing the size of the guy's wang or making up romantic things he supposedly said to make her story better?

Back in my day a guy could sleep around with little worry of his extracurricular activities being broadcast around the world. Even Presidents were pulling tail on the side. Sure there may have been rumblings of shenanigans, but there was no smoking gun proof like post-coitus pictures on the world wide web. Nowadays it ain't even safe for small athletic receivers like Edelman or Odell Beckham, Jr. to tag a groupie without it being broadcast around the world. And why no tail for Antonio Brown? The guy is always overlooked among the league's best receivers.
 
On the upside there has never been more free accessible hard core porn of any genre you can think of in the history of man, and with a smartphone it's there for you any time you have the urge.

Who needs these whores?

 
Dentist said:
On the upside there has never been more free accessible hard core porn of any genre you can think of in the history of man, and with a smartphone it's there for you any time you have the urge.

Who needs these whores?
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This is a good point.

 
So...we're supposed to feel sorry for a guy who gets paid millions of dollars to play a really fun game...and his success lands him lots of random tail....because the girls have a tendency to post about it afterwards?

Um no. I'm pretty sure most guys would swap places with him even if you said that EVERY groupie he hooked up with would post it all over the net. It's not like he's hooking up with these girls looking for wifey, and it's not like groupies typically care about being the first port that ship has ever docked in.

 
What's the brag here? A player wins the Superbowl, no chance he's not getting laid that night, your were within his field of vision when he decided it was time for him to go, congrats? :shrug:

Not a slut shamer by any means, don't like attention whores.

 
Fat Nick said:
So...we're supposed to feel sorry for a guy who gets paid millions of dollars to play a really fun game...and his success lands him lots of random tail....because the girls have a tendency to post about it afterwards?

Um no. I'm pretty sure most guys would swap places with him even if you said that EVERY groupie he hooked up with would post it all over the net. It's not like he's hooking up with these girls looking for wifey, and it's not like groupies typically care about being the first port that ship has ever docked in.
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not the point, she broke a code and should be called out on it, she is making life harder for all the skanks to come after her

 
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TenTimes said:
What's the brag here? A player wins the Superbowl, no chance he's not getting laid that night, your were within his field of vision when he decided it was time for him to go, congrats? :shrug:

Not a slut shamer by any means, don't like attention whores.
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You nailed it with the bolded. You can only see half of the girl's face, but I'm not overly impressed with what I see. The ladies love Edelman. He's surpassed Brady as the Patriot the ladies most want to boink. I'm sure Julian could have pulled top level talent if he wanted to put in the time and effort, but he was probably drunk off his ### after a day of celebrating and just grabbed the closest passable hot chick at the end of the night.

 
comfortably numb said:
Fat Nick said:
So...we're supposed to feel sorry for a guy who gets paid millions of dollars to play a really fun game...and his success lands him lots of random tail....because the girls have a tendency to post about it afterwards?

Um no. I'm pretty sure most guys would swap places with him even if you said that EVERY groupie he hooked up with would post it all over the net. It's not like he's hooking up with these girls looking for wifey, and it's not like groupies typically care about being the first port that ship has ever docked in.
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not the point, she broke a code and should be called out on it, she is making life harder for all the skanks to come after her
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He's a celebrity. Most codes go out the window IMO. If a girl wants to let the world know about her random hook-up, it's just the cost of being famous. Like I said, I REALLY doubt anyone is done a disservice here. The girl outed herself as being loose. Edelmen is outed as being a player. Odds are the girls who would hook up randomly with Edelmen a) WANT a guy who is just a player, and b) would probably be MORE inclined to approach him now knowing he's DTF.

You can't be famous, use it to get chicks, then expect everything to be confidential like any "normal guy."

 
The double standard bothers me.

Imagine the outcry if it were some fratbro who posted a pic of Katy Perry in bed, sleeping with the caption "Just ####ed Katy Perry, no lie" and it went viral on social media.

Top stories would be about what a creep the guy was, the objectification of woman in America, woman's rights groups outraged, lawsuits, etc.

 
Fine by me. We know an NFL got laid (ooh news!) and this girl can forever be know as a fame whore. A nice warning to any guy who may "date" her in the future.

 
cstu said:
Was really hoping Al O'Pecia ####ed Edelman.

:kicksrock:
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Maybe I have. :towelwave:

But you'd never know because I wouldn't boink-and-tell. I did once get a hummer from a member of the Babysitter's Club, though.

 
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Bucky86 said:
She was bragging on tinder? Who exactly was she trying to impress?
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This is the only mention of Tinder, which is apparently where all this goes on. This sounds like an awesome app and probably not something that guys with girlfriends and wives should explore because it sounds like shopping and probably leads to that.

Anyway buyer beware.

I'm also amazed how 'not attractive' Edelman's girl (er date, lay...) looks, Not hot IMO, looks pretty skanky, I mean you'd think this guy would be going top shelf. See Beckham's hot girl for that, at least he really scored.

 
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