Vegas trip report - Mar 14-16:
Landed 5pm Friday, met my buddy at the gate, grabbed a cab immediately. No line at all to get into one. That was a nice surprise as I remember long lines in the past.
Cab driver - a kind Ethiopian man - took us first to a weed store and then to CVS for some room beers, then to the Tuscany Suites. I had to navigate the app on the back seat of the cab to figure out how to pay, but once I got it, no problem and that came in handy for future rides.
Tuscany was fine - definitely a different experience than staying in a traditional casino, but I liked it. We had a short walk from the casino and activity to our unit, went by the pool, some nice palm trees, nice to be outdoors vs inside a stuffy casino waiting on elevators, etc. Room was fine - king bed and a sofa, fridge, little kitchen area, HUGE bathroom. Would have been nice if the room had a bottle opener - we didn't have a lighter and I tried opening the beer with various room surfaces and finally had some luck with the metal door latch. Unfortunately, I didn't realize when I opened it that I had broken the glass at the top, so that first swig cut my lip badly and I think I drank some glass. Sweet start to the night.
Hit some nondescript casino bar that was setting up for live music. Played a little video poker, started getting our drink on. Night got a little fuzzy after that because we thought it might be a good idea to eat a magical mushroom chocolate bar. That.....that might have been a mistake.
Got our player cards and started playing some blackjack. Was delighted to see $10 tables with open seats and for a while, I was kicking butt, but boy, once the shrooms kicked in, things got a little wonky. I was pretty sure I spotted the GM of the Portland Trailblazers at one of the bars and decided I'd go up and tell him how great of a job he was doing. If that wasn't him, man....talk about awkward.
At some point, my buddy left for some sleep. I decided to stay up and party. That might not have been wise. I didn't stumble back to our room until 6am and the cash I brought to gamble with was mostly gone. I say 'mostly' because I forgot I gave my buddy a few hundred to gamble with since he misplaced his debit card and had no cash. That was a nice surprise in the morning to learn I had some more bullets to use. There are some super hazy memories of my time on the floor - pretty sure I was playing slots with a hooker at one point. That's as far as that went. I recall stumbling around outside wandering aimlessly just looking at lights and stars and trying to find interesting things, but nothing too nefarious.
Saturday was rough as I was operating on 3-4 hours of sleep. We woke up and grabbed some lunch at Ellis Island, which was the hardest entrance in the world to find. Found some really cool open air beer garden, sat at the bar and ordered grub and drinks. I asked for a mimosa and the guy asked if I wanted the big size, and I said of course! Well, this was a giant fishbowl with an ENTIRE bottle of champagne in it. I'm not kidding. Challenge accepted. And the chicken sandwich? 10/10 would eat again with glee.
From there, we walked to Sphere to see how far it was from our hotel - felt a lot longer than the 0.7 miles listed, but we were also struggling. At that point, I shut the drinking down and went 100% water for the next several hours. Maybe the only good decision I made. We walked and walked and walked and I'm not kidding, when I checked my Google Fit on Sunday morning, I hit 25,000 steps on Saturday. I'm sure part of that was wandering around aimlessly at 2am the evening before. Hit various casino bars along the way, but nothing memorable here. I was just trying to rejoin the living and the water diet was helping.
Rested up a little in the room before our 6pm dinner at Lawry's Prime Rib. That was a really nice experience. I don't eat a lot of prime rib, so this was a treat. Meat was so tender they don't even provide steak knives. The spinning salad was cool, the sides were delicious, the service was great. I know there's better and cooler places to eat, but I'm giving mighty high marks to Lawry's. After that heavy meal, it was back on our feet walking to The Sphere.
I lack the words to describe The Sphere in full, other than to say it's one of the most incredible man-made attractions I've seen in my life. It's gigantic. It's pumping with lights and sounds and the visuals and the people and the action, man. Grabbed some drinks, found our seats and made friends all around us. Quite nice to be in company with a lot of tamer folks who just wanted to take in a good show and relax.
The concert started right on time and from our floor seats, we had a perfect sightline to our friend who is The Eagles newest member - Chris Holt. We both got goosebumps when we saw Chris strap on the double-neck guitar and lead the band with the intro to Hotel California. The sights, the sounds, everything was perfect. The Eagles played every hit and the crowd was just loving every second of it. Vince Gill sang a few of their country sounding songs and man, that guy is terrific. I never really listened to him before, but I'm digging into his catalog now.
Sometime during the show, Don Henley came out to tell us about all the lights and speakers and things that made The Sphere such a marvel of technology and innovation. He's a hell of an entertainer. Then during another quick break, he introduced Chris Holt to the crowd. My buddy and I went NUTS. In the video my friend took, you can hear me yell out loudly "I LOVE YOU CHRIS" and I'm pretty sure most of the place heard it. No regerts! They also filmed the Fri/Sat shows for an upcoming Eagles movie so I'm hopeful that makes the cut and I can show my kids how much of a dork their dad is.
They played for 2 hour solid and just sounded incredible. Worth every penny I paid to see them. I kind of tired of The Eagles by HS but man, it's been fun getting back into them again and introducing my kids to them.
After the show, Chris texted us and told us to meet him at the Mandalay Bay where he's staying at the Four Seasons. He got whisked away immediately after the concert with the rest of the band from a back entrance. We had a different experience. Getting out of The Sphere is TORTURE. Funneling out thousands of people at the same time is not very efficient and all we wanted to do was find a cab and get to the Mandalay Bay to see our friend. When we did get to the cab stand, there were a billion people there waiting. It was chaos. I pulled my friend outside to a different exit and said we'd find a cab on the street. I somehow managed to make eye contact with a man in a black SUV and gave him the "Can we ride with you?" panicked look and he beckoned us in. Tito! My man. Took us to Mandalay Bay immediately, gave us a card and told us to call when we needed a ride back.
Met Chris at some bar in the MB, I ordered us three Titos and Soda ($60....SIXTY!) and we just drank and laughed and thought we were the coolest guys in the world when people recognized Chris and came up to him. Eventually, Chris took us to a hidden speakeasy where he knew the staff and we were treated like celebs. It was awesome! We caught up and stayed up until at least 3 or 4 am before we realized we needed to get back.
Nothing much to report on Sunday; just killed time until my flight playing low-stakes BJ and nursing some drinks. I was glad to be leaving Las Vegas. It's fine, but it's a younger man's city and not a good place for a person like me who easily succumbs to temptation. It had been 20 years since I was last there and I think this will be the final time I ever go. I like tranquility and outdoors and trees that are natural to their surroundings. Vegas is just so artificial and I feel like the city wants to extract money from you with great velocity. Like....slow down, man. I'm going to spend here, just stop yanking it out like a bad tooth.
Sphere 10/10
Leaving the Sphere 0/10
Lawry's Prime Rib 8/10
Tuscany Suites 6.5/10
Eagles 10/10
Hanging with an Eagle 20/10
Beer selection 6/10
This has been General Malaise for Youtube Vegas.