Just got paid rent (1 Viewer)

[chet]

Wife and son are in France and daughter is in college.

What should I do?

 

[NotSmart]

Wrap them tightly in Saran wrap, double layer them. Then hide them in the wall behind the paneling.

 

[chet]

Wrap them tightly in Saran wrap, double layer them. Then hide them in the wall behind the paneling.

I bet you're a riot at a party.

 

[NotSmart]

When you're ready to spend some, throw them in a pillowcase and run that through the dryer until they get  somewhat crumpled up.

 

[NotSmart]

With the kind of volume it looks like you're doing, you're going to want to take a look at getting a t**** bar, a casino, a car wash, or a fantasy football website.

 

[eoMMan]

https://youtu.be/AVQitsfl180

 

[jvdesigns2002]

You could send some of them my way. In return I will mention your kindness in the "brohan  bank of holiday good stuff" thread. Just sayin. 

 

[sports_fan]

Sign a starting pitcher for the Twins

 

[shuke]

Yes, look at you.

 

[jhib]

Assuming you're not running low on your pile used with fireplace kindling...

Chance for Hope?

 

[Chemical X]

hookers and blow and white castle

 

[Foosball God]

hookers and blow and white castle

I recommend doing it in this order, if you do the White Castle first then the blow might not be what you're thinking.

 

[pecorino]

Wife and son are in France and daughter is in college.

What should I do?

Vikings -5. Double it.

 

[Mario Kart]

Where are the lines of white powder with guns? Where are the empty packs of Swisher Sweets (Strawberry)?

 

[arrow1]

Subscribe to the Jelly of the Month Club

 

[eoMMan]

That should be enough to buy all of CYDY, right?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

give some to Joe Montana's kid, he is trying to get free money under the guise of a college football contest. The thread is somewhere around page 1 or 2 in here.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Wife and son are in France and daughter is in college.

What should I do?

What are you renting out, Maine?

 

[comfortably numb]

TIL Joe Pesci pays his rent 3 weeks late

 

[northern exposure]

Wrap them tightly in Saran wrap, double layer them. Then hide them in the wall behind the paneling.

Marty Byrde, is that you?

 

[skol asylum]

Buy yourself a congressman.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Enter 2020 WSOP ME

 

[Judge Smails]

Give it to John Daly or Antawn Jamison to invest. Maybe Lenny Dykstra

 

[Ned]

Bankroll @Otis for online BJ.

 

[Brony]

I'd be getting a personalized shoutout from Jake Plummer

 

[gianmarco]

Bankroll @Otis for online BJ.

:reported:

 

[Leroy Hoard]

When you're ready to spend some, throw them in a pillowcase and run that through the dryer until they get  somewhat crumpled up.

But don't forget and leave it at the laundromat. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Give it to John Daly or Antawn Jamison to invest. Maybe Lenny Dykstra

Denny McClain would be even safer.

 

[NotSmart]

But don't forget and leave it at the laundromat. 

Great point, but this ain't Chet's first rodeo.

 

[EYLive]

Make a rap video.

 

[Ned]

I'd be getting a personalized shoutout from Jake Plummer

 that site is awesome.

There are enough Bennies on the table for @chet to get one from Caitlyn.

Gary Busey would be fun.

 

[gianmarco]

 that site is awesome.

There are enough Bennies on the table for @chet to get one from Caitlyn.

Gary Busey would be fun.

Could probably get @shuke to eat something for $5 too.

 

[jrt103]

Subscribe to the Jelly of the Month Club

Its the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[DaVinci]

It’s way ahead of what’s second best 

 

[chet]

He always pays in cash but is an anti vaxxer.  

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

I am in Vegas. Fly out and I  can help you spend it well.

 

[-fish-]

It’s Christmas.  Go give it all to needy kids, without demanding recognition.  

 

[Galileo]

 that site is awesome.

There are enough Bennies on the table for @chet to get one from Caitlyn.

Gary Busey would be fun.

Wow.  There must be tons of people with Chet-like money to burn.  $2500 for a 30 second message from Caitlyn Jenner?  Who would buy such a thing???

 

[Osaurus]

It’s Christmas.  Go give it all to needy kids, without demanding recognition.  

This x 1000

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Pay it as a retainer to Otis.  Engage him for lessons in attention whoring.  You have much to learn.  Study at the feet of the master.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Send it to me.  In return I will send you naked pics of my wife, or if you prefer, yours.

 

[saintfool]

He always pays in cash but is an anti vaxxer.  

Do you write him a receipt for the transaction?