Katy Perry (1 Viewer)

[Steeler]

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[jdoggydogg]

I gotta bust out the Raffi CDs.

Raffi needs to be killed. Kid music sucks ###.

You're crazy...Raffi rules.Actually I don't hate all kids music either.I have a CD in my car right now of kids singing rock songs...Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, etc...My son (3 1/2) just loves this stuff and he knows the lyrics to most of these songs...better than I do in some cases.

Raffi is total ####. I hate kids music. I hate the very notion of music made for kids. There's too much good real music to endure that nonsense.

 

[Koya]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

 

[flufhed]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

largely agree. Would bone her in a second, and she has a smoking body, but this is getting ridiculous.

 

[Dr. No]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

I didn't realize she had a face until I saw her on the pro-active commercials.She should've stuck with just being a great pair of breasts and a thin frame.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Boobs

 

[Jaysus]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

it's the boobs

 

[Christo]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

largely agree. Would bone her in a second, and she has a smoking body, but this is getting ridiculous.

It's not just her looks. It's the looks combined with the personality. Haven't you ever looked at a woman differently after you get to know her? It goes both ways. I've met some women who were average looking but when I got to know them I found them irresistably attractive. And I've met some women who were stunningly attractive physically but after they opened their mouths I couldn't care less about them.

 

[pantherclub]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

largely agree. Would bone her in a second, and she has a smoking body, but this is getting ridiculous.

It's not just her looks. It's the looks combined with the personality. Haven't you ever looked at a woman differently after you get to know her? It goes both ways. I've met some women who were average looking but when I got to know them I found them irresistably attractive. And I've met some women who were stunningly attractive physically but after they opened their mouths I couldn't care less about them.

Like I said, all things considered she is the hottest piece of A going right now. She is hot and flaunts it to the nth degree. You never see someone like Jessica Beil or Alba do the stuff Katy Perry does for cameras or fans. She plays the game and God Bless her for it. You get the sense that she would do alien type stuff to you in bed. Take a girl like Rachel McAdams, just by her looks and attitude you really dont know what you may get in the bed.

 

[koby925]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

largely agree. Would bone her in a second, and she has a smoking body, but this is getting ridiculous.

It's not just her looks. It's the looks combined with the personality. Haven't you ever looked at a woman differently after you get to know her? It goes both ways. I've met some women who were average looking but when I got to know them I found them irresistably attractive. And I've met some women who were stunningly attractive physically but after they opened their mouths I couldn't care less about them.

It's the boobs

 

[bigbottom]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

 

[bigbottom]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

largely agree. Would bone her in a second, and she has a smoking body, but this is getting ridiculous.

It's not just her looks. It's the looks combined with the personality. Haven't you ever looked at a woman differently after you get to know her? It goes both ways. I've met some women who were average looking but when I got to know them I found them irresistably attractive. And I've met some women who were stunningly attractive physically but after they opened their mouths I couldn't care less about them.

I enjoy the the fact that she's a preacher's kid and started off as a Christian artist.

 

[Deranged Hermit]

Ms. Katy, I'll play dress up with you.

So many wierd and conflicted emotions here. :/

 

[The_Man]

Ms. Katy, I'll play dress up with you.

So many wierd and conflicted emotions here. :/

I just got the kind of "special" feeling that reminds me of watching Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman when I was in the fourth grade.

 

[Dr. No]

Ms. Katy, I'll play dress up with you.

So many wierd and conflicted emotions here. :/

how did sesame street approve an outfit with over-the-top cleavage?

did sesame street just get the memo that sex sells?

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

I'm not sure I understand....are you saying because she is popular her music is therefore 'quite good'? I do hate the pop/dance genre, but I also don't find her music 'quite good'. Am I allowed that opinion?

 

[LHUCKS]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...guaranteed Perry is the most requested artist...she is the current Britney Spears...with slightly more depth.

Teenage Dream is a good pop-dance song relative to the genre.

 

[bigbottom]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

I'm not sure I understand....are you saying because she is popular her music is therefore 'quite good'? I do hate the pop/dance genre, but I also don't find her music 'quite good'. Am I allowed that opinion?

Why so defensive?

 

[Jayrod]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...guaranteed Perry is the most requested artist...she is the current Britney Spears...with slightly more depth.Teenage Dream is a good pop-dance song relative to the genre.

This whole post literally made me laugh out loud.Wear a pink polo with the collar popped and your sunglasses all night, please.

 

[bigbottom]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...guaranteed Perry is the most requested artist...she is the current Britney Spears...with slightly more depth.Teenage Dream is a good pop-dance song relative to the genre.

Twin turntables and a microphone?

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

The critic for the Chicago Tribune does not agree with you. At least not on her latest album.

1 star (out of 4)

Katy Perry seems like a likable enough goofball, the kind of diva whose flashy trash fashions and offbeat humor promise something more interesting than formula pop.

But formula pop is exactly what she dishes out on her second album, “Teenage Dream” (Capitol), split between girls-gone-wild cliches and melodramatic power ballads. The Frankenstein-like productions – the latest gleaming, assembly-line product by usual suspects Dr. Luke, Max Martin, Tricky Stewart and Stargate, among others --- sap the music of personality, presence, surprise.

Too often she sounds robotic, like a wind-up toy incapable of singing with any elegance or nuance. She either stutters for effect (“E.T.”) or lands on the beats so emphatically (You! Make! Me! Feel-like-I’m-livin’-a! Teen! Age! Dream!) that it’s almost comical. The production does her no favors, giving her lines a pasted-together artificiality. Singing ability is not a prerequisite for making great pop music, but original ideas and inventive presentation are -- and both are lacking.

After leaving her gospel-singer upbringing behind on her 2008 multimillion-selling debut, “One of the Boys,” and its faintly transgressive hit “I Kissed a Girl,” Perry set her sights on the teen-girl market as the key to making sure the follow-up lived up to sales expectations.

But how to address that market? Pander to it or aim high? Perry owes plenty to Cyndi Lauper as an influence, and it’s possible to imagine the singer as a “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” mischief-maker, disguising feminist self-empowerment as ditzy individuality. With acts like Lady Gaga and Rihanna shaking up the pop landscape, the time was right for Perry to come up with something subversive yet danceable.

But there’s nothing subversive about “Teenage Dream.” Perry’s notion of how teenage girls behave – or what they want from their pop music – is pretty depressing. It shares a lot in common with the major-label executive who once said he signed Britney Spears so he could market her not just to the overdriven libidos of adolescents but to the dirty imaginations of older men.

In Katy World, teens spend “Last Friday Night” this way: drinking shots, streaking, skinny-dipping, breaking unnamed laws, engaging in three-way sex and then passing out, determined to do it again next week. “Peacock” repurposes the beat from Toni Basil’s “Hey Mickey” into a naughty metaphor that barely qualifies as an off-color joke let alone a song.

The summer hit “California Gurls” is relentlessly mechanical, a chant masquerading as a song. The vocal performance, such as it is, sounds like a series of syllables digitally stitched together. Her summer fantasy isn’t nearly as sexy or sensual as she claims it is – unless Snoop Dogg’s molasses-smooth beach-blanket-pimp cameo qualifies.

The more “serious” half of the album finds her emoting – and nearly yodeling – over sawing strings in “Firework,” sinking her black-polished nails into the goth-rocker “Circle the Drain,” and lamenting “The One That Got Away,” in which she name-drops Johnny Cash and Radiohead. She sounds more invested in these songs, as if determined to balance the summer frothiness with a few shots of “adult” earnestness. With music as rigidly formulaic as this, no wonder the teens in her songs want to party until they blank out.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

I'm not sure I understand....are you saying because she is popular her music is therefore 'quite good'? I do hate the pop/dance genre, but I also don't find her music 'quite good'. Am I allowed that opinion?

Why so defensive?

Kate Perry is serious business, BB.

 

[bigbottom]

 

[Deranged Hermit]

Ms. Katy, I'll play dress up with you.

So many wierd and conflicted emotions here. :/

how did sesame street approve an outfit with over-the-top cleavage?

did sesame street just get the memo that sex sells?

I wonder if Elmo motor-boated her?

 

[Christo]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...

You're what?

 

[The_Man]

Katy Perry looks like Zoey Deschanel painted on the side of a B-29 during World War II.

 

[gary mexico]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

I would love her music.....If i were an 18 year old girl

 

[Polar Dude]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...

You're what?

 

[LHUCKS]

Wear a pink polo with the collar popped and your sunglasses all night, please.

fo sho...it's all part of the image

 

[Sinn Fein]

Only Lhucks could take a thread about Katy Perry, and make it about him

(ok, so maybe woz and otis could also, but they had the sense not to)

 

[jdoggydogg]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

Music is pretty terrible too.

She's putting out hit after hit after hit after hit. You may very well hate pop/dance music as a genre, but within that genre, her songs are quite good.

I would love her music.....If i were an 18 year old girl

Wait...Katy Perry is a singer?

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...

You're what?

Since we're talking about Hucks, it's probably involves one dude sitting on another dude's lap and...um...nevermind.

 

[Knocks]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...

You're what?

Hucks?

 

[John Bender]

I dig

I dig her in the video even more....hot

 

[gmbacm]

I gotta bust out the Raffi CDs.

Raffi needs to be killed. Kid music sucks ###.

You're crazy...Raffi rules.Actually I don't hate all kids music either.I have a CD in my car right now of kids singing rock songs...Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, etc...My son (3 1/2) just loves this stuff and he knows the lyrics to most of these songs...better than I do in some cases.

what cd is this? like to get something like that for my kid.

 

[K8!]

I don't get the love. Yeah, great tatas and really good body. Face is hardly great - and thats when looking at a distance with tons of pancake covering the acne. Not sure why she has jumped to uber-sex goddess status.

largely agree. Would bone her in a second, and she has a smoking body, but this is getting ridiculous.

It's not just her looks. It's the looks combined with the personality. Haven't you ever looked at a woman differently after you get to know her? It goes both ways. I've met some women who were average looking but when I got to know them I found them irresistably attractive. And I've met some women who were stunningly attractive physically but after they opened their mouths I couldn't care less about them.

I have experienced the first phenomenon, but never the second. If the woman is stunningly attractive but with screwed up views I still want the sex, just a different kind, the mention of which on this board would lead to a banning. I am never indifferent to the stunning, though.

 

[bigbottom]

I gotta bust out the Raffi CDs.

Raffi needs to be killed. Kid music sucks ###.

You're crazy...Raffi rules.Actually I don't hate all kids music either.I have a CD in my car right now of kids singing rock songs...Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, etc...My son (3 1/2) just loves this stuff and he knows the lyrics to most of these songs...better than I do in some cases.

what cd is this? like to get something like that for my kid.

Why?

 

[K8!]

Ms. Katy, I'll play dress up with you.

So many wierd and conflicted emotions here. :/

how did sesame street approve an outfit with over-the-top cleavage?

did sesame street just get the memo that sex sells?

Elmo pulls more tail than George Clooney. It's the fur, and yet you younguns insist on shaving down. Take a lesson from Elmo Monster and go furry.

 

[gmbacm]

I gotta bust out the Raffi CDs.

Raffi needs to be killed. Kid music sucks ###.

You're crazy...Raffi rules.Actually I don't hate all kids music either.

I have a CD in my car right now of kids singing rock songs...Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, etc...

My son (3 1/2) just loves this stuff and he knows the lyrics to most of these songs...better than I do in some cases.

what cd is this? like to get something like that for my kid.

Why?

Why does anyone want a CD? Visit My Website

 

[bigbottom]

You're crazy...Raffi rules.

Actually I don't hate all kids music either.

I have a CD in my car right now of kids singing rock songs...Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, etc...

My son (3 1/2) just loves this stuff and he knows the lyrics to most of these songs...better than I do in some cases.

what cd is this? like to get something like that for my kid.

Why?

Why does anyone want a CD? Visit My Website

That's awesome!

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

I gotta bust out the Raffi CDs.

Raffi needs to be killed. Kid music sucks ###.

You're crazy...Raffi rules.Actually I don't hate all kids music either.

I have a CD in my car right now of kids singing rock songs...Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, etc...

My son (3 1/2) just loves this stuff and he knows the lyrics to most of these songs...better than I do in some cases.

what cd is this? like to get something like that for my kid.

Actually I couldn't tell you exactly. My wife downloaded these songs and made a mixed CD.I know she found one that was just The Beatles...and another one with a variety and she cherry picked the songs for our CD.

I wonder if this is it...

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

I'm spinning at a friends b-day party in a few weeks...guaranteed Perry is the most requested artist...she is the current Britney Spears...with slightly more depth.Teenage Dream is a good pop-dance song relative to the genre.

This whole post literally made me laugh out loud.Wear a pink polo with the collar popped and your sunglasses all night, please.

... so I can ... so I can ...

 

[wadegarrett]

Perry w/ her monster Elmo cans on SNL.

Direct YouTube link: Bouncy

 

[Wrigley]

Perry w/ her monster Elmo cans on SNL.

Direct YouTube link: Bouncy

baba boey

 

[Mile High]

Perry w/ her monster Elmo cans on SNL.

Direct YouTube link: Bouncy

Really starting to like this Katy Perry chick.

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

Perry w/ her monster Elmo cans on SNL.

Direct YouTube link: Bouncy

Really starting to like this Katy Perry chick.

Her #### are so powerful there isn't a shirt on the planet that can even hope to conceal them.She had no chance to hide them from Elmo.

I wonder what the muppet operator was thinking under the table?

I mean what a view...

 

[Sinn Fein]

Perry w/ her monster Elmo cans on SNL.

Direct YouTube link: Bouncy

Really starting to like this Katy Perry chick.

 

[Billy Costigan Jr]

Perry w/ her monster Elmo cans on SNL.

Direct YouTube link: Bouncy

Really starting to like this Katy Perry chick.

Her #### are so powerful there isn't a shirt on the planet that can even hope to conceal them.She had no chance to hide them from Elmo.

I wonder what the muppet operator was thinking under the table?

I mean what a view...

Oh, and I mean really...Was it really necessary for her to wear glasses?

She isn't enough of my dream girl as it was, she has to put on glasses and wear pigtails here?

Every time I visit this thread I get dizzy with all the blood rushing from my brain.

 

[General Malaise]

Perry didn’t say much of note, mostly just letting her clothing and the chatty Bronx Beat ladies played by Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler get all the laughs

Maybe I'm missing something, but I watched that segment and didn't laugh at all. What was funny about it?