Katy Perry (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Not always on board with Otis' "every chick is fat" schtick, but he's dead right on this particular issue. The FFA has always become a collective drooling caveman when they see a giant pair of cans, no matter what it is attached to. Always reminds me of this. Don't get me wrong: I'd bang the bejeezus out of Katie Perry (despite the fact that she really does look hideous without makeup) but the underlying issue here needs to be addressed. Been saying it for years.

"Hideous"? She looks like a normal human being.

I found another from this series.

 

[doowain]

I'm not going to comment on her body, because that is subjective. Facts:1. She has a really nice rack.2. Her face is aesthetically pleasing. She's not the most beautiful woman in the world, no. But her features are very feminine and she has gorgeous eyes. To say she isn't attractive is a joke.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Not always on board with Otis' "every chick is fat" schtick, but he's dead right on this particular issue. The FFA has always become a collective drooling caveman when they see a giant pair of cans, no matter what it is attached to. Always reminds me of this. Don't get me wrong: I'd bang the bejeezus out of Katie Perry (despite the fact that she really does look hideous without makeup) but the underlying issue here needs to be addressed. Been saying it for years.

"Hideous"? She looks like a normal human being.

I found another from this series.

Shuke's currently rubbing one out to that.

 

[scrumptrulescent]

What on earth is wrong with this?

 

[Aerial Assault]

She's cute, and she has a pretty nice body. HOWEVER, the larger point is true about some FFA members failing to look past anything with huge jugs attached to it. That blimp in the red tent/swimsuit at the Luxor pool getting 7s and 8s in the most recent offdee thread comes to mind. Ridiculous.

 

[Keerock]

What on earth is wrong with this?

Finally, something we can agree on

 

[Hang 10]

What on earth is wrong with this?

Finally, something we can agree on

My link

 

[shadyridr]

Kate Upton- fatKaty Perry- fat & uglySarah Jessica Parker & Hillary Swank- hotGot it

 

[scrumptrulescent]

Sarah Jessica Parker & Hillary Swank- hot

Both of them are hot!!!!!!

 

[roadkill1292]

Sarah Jessica Parker & Hillary Swank- hot

Both of them are hot!!!!!!

I laugh at this joke every time.

 

[Kal El]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause.

 

[The Football Freak]

Sarah Jessica Parker & Hillary Swank- hot

Both of them are hot!!!!!!

I laugh at this joke every time.

 

[Keerock]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause.

The same could be said for my wife who has dated me... but I still jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her.

 

[scrumptrulescent]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause.

Russel Brand is a useless piece trash but I admittedly respect Mayer. The guy's list reads real similar to Derek Jeter's in the grade of women he's had. It doesn't hurt that he was on Chappelle Show also.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Her body is an ofdee 8 while her face is an ofdee 5. Her accumulative score is a 7 (body score accounts for a larger percentage)

 

[playin4beer]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

 

[Hang 10]

Her body is an ofdee 8 while her face is an ofdee 5. Her accumulative score is a 7 (body score accounts for a larger percentage)

She's a solid 8. Face a 5? Noway.

 

[Keerock]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

Welcome to Camp Perry.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Her body is an ofdee 8 while her face is an ofdee 5. Her accumulative score is a 7 (body score accounts for a larger percentage)

She's a solid 8. Face a 5? Noway.

Exhibit A-B-C

 

[playin4beer]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

Welcome to Camp Perry.

Oh, and GO GREEN!!

 

[koby925]

She's three degrees away from Rosie O'Donnel. Look at those beat up legs? They look like they are supporting a 300 lb Hungarian woman named Ugda.No thanks.

My LinkThe FFA acts like a bunch of crazed teenagers every time it sees big sloppy boobies. You don't care of she's fat or ugly. Big sloppy boobies? OHHHH man SOOOOOOOOO hot.

Not always on board with Otis' "every chick is fat" schtick, but he's dead right on this particular issue. The FFA has always become a collective drooling caveman when they see a giant pair of cans, no matter what it is attached to. Always reminds me of this. Don't get me wrong: I'd bang the bejeezus out of Katie Perry (despite the fact that she really does look hideous without makeup) but the underlying issue here needs to be addressed. Been saying it for years.

"Hideous"? She looks like a normal human being.

I found another from this series.

Never gets old

 

[Keerock]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

Welcome to Camp Perry.

Oh, and GO GREEN!!

Is it St Patty's day already?

 

[scrumptrulescent]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

Welcome to Camp Perry.

Oh, and GO GREEN!!

Is it St Patty's day already?

Earthday

 

[Fennis]

who cares how she looks without make-up? The only time I see her without make-up is once a year when some schmuck posts a picture of her without make-up.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

Welcome to Camp Perry.

Oh, and GO GREEN!!

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

who cares how she looks without make-up? The only time I see her without make-up is once a year when some schmuck posts a picture of her without make-up.

 

[Hang 10]

who cares how she looks without make-up? The only time I see her without make-up is once a year when some schmuck posts a picture of her without make-up.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

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Indeed.

 

[Kal El]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause.

Russel Brand is a useless piece trash but I admittedly respect Mayer. The guy's list reads real similar to Derek Jeter's in the grade of women he's had. It doesn't hurt that he was on Chappelle Show also.

I just never cared for the guy, and almost everything I hear about him is that he's a dirtbag.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

You guys are making it tough to masturbate in here.

 

[Tom Servo]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause. give us regular joes hope.

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[Kal El]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause. give us regular joes hope.

FIXED

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What on earth is wrong with this?

Finally, something we can agree on

My link

My god, is she pregnant?[/Otis]

 

[B-Deep]

daisy dukes bikini on top!

 

[Controller]

or this one

Looks like the love child of Nancy Pelosi and Gollum.

 

[scrumptrulescent]

What on earth is wrong with this?

Finally, something we can agree on

My link

My god, is she pregnant?[/Otis]

i'm with beej, b*tch is pregnant.

 

[VA703]

nom

 

[3C's]

Please put me in the camp that thinks she's delicious...

Welcome to Camp Perry.

Camp Peary?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

nom

She even turned Seacrest straight. For a brief moment, anyway.

 

[scrumptrulescent]

nom

She even turned Seacrest straight. For a brief moment, anyway.

And Ellen D almost divorced her skank on the spot.Seacrests beard is a lot hotter than Perry imo. ETA: link

 

[rascal]

I'd give her a 7. Her celeb status inflates her rating.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Repost?

 

[Major]

at all you slobs saying she's unattractive. Cute face and nice curves. She'll probably end up being a fattie when she's 35+ so enjoy the good times while they last.

 

[VA703]

ez 7i dont see the pics of the legs tho so that may reduce the rating

 

[Tom Servo]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause. give us regular joes hope.

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Go ahead and laugh; but ask yourself this question: Are you more or less handsome than Lyle Lovett? I'll take your answer off-air.

 

[scrumptrulescent]

Go ahead and laugh; but ask yourself this question: Are you more or less handsome than Lyle Lovett? I'll take your answer off-air.

Mayer has skills, just like Lovett. Skills that open doors for them. Kudos to them both.

 

[tom22406]

at all you slobs saying she's unattractive. Cute face and nice curves. She'll probably end up being a fattie when she's 35+ so enjoy the good times while they last.

First the Kate Upton thread and now this one,tough crowd to say the least.

 

[Fennis]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause. give us regular joes hope.

FIXED

Go ahead and laugh; but ask yourself this question: Are you more or less handsome than Lyle Lovett? I'll take your answer off-air.

Do you have more or less money than Lyle Lovett? How about power? How about artistic talent? Looks are a distant fourth to those three.

 

[B-Deep]

While I detest her music, anyone saying that Katy Perry isn't attractive simply isn't paying attention. Granted, she's not a bombshell, but most guys would jump at the chance to do unspeakable things with/to her. Though it must be said that she's dated both Russel Brand and John Mayer, so her choice in men may make others pause. give us regular joes hope.

FIXED

Go ahead and laugh; but ask yourself this question: Are you more or less handsome than Lyle Lovett? I'll take your answer off-air.

Do you have more or less money than Lyle Lovett? How about power? How about artistic talent? Looks are a distant fourth to those three.

Katie has all of those and boobs

 

[offdee]

at all you slobs saying she's unattractive. Cute face and nice curves. She'll probably end up being a fattie when she's 35+ so enjoy the good times while they last.

No kidding. Ridiculous.