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kiera knightly is a boy (1 Viewer)

i'm not saying i need all my women to have triple D's, i'm just saying i need something more than this chick has. i need to be able to titty #### her, i like it when boobs flop around like a basset hound's ears during rough sex. i want her boobs to be able to massage my feet and completely envelope them during foreplay. that's all. this chick has none of that appeal.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
She's much smaller up top than I usually like but she is absolutely beautiful. No way her lack of rackage is a deal breaker.
:goodposting:

She's just beautiful. OP is nuts.

 
bostonfred said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
chauncey said:
WhatDoIKnow said:
If I've learned anything from the yoga pants thread, it's that I am in fact an ### man.
Agree. You know the ol saying, boys get excited over a chick's boobs, men get excited over a chick's ###.
Yeah, that's not an old saying. It's just stupid.
Trust this guy, he was around when all of the old sayings were just sayings.
Time is as old as the crust in Tanner's pants.
 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
She's much smaller up top than I usually like but she is absolutely beautiful. No way her lack of rackage is a deal breaker.
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She has a gorgeous face but that's about it.

There's nothin' there. It's not ugly. It's just... void.

 
She's fine.

The picture and her body looks great. She's beautiful.

She's hardly stacked, but she's not boyish-looking or anything. Those are there.

 
thought more of you would be meh about her due to her non-boobs. is this thanks to the new republican america?

 
Not that bad in two of the three shots I saw. At least they're perky. I don't mind small as long as they're perky.

 
We need to see pic of her when she it knocked up and about 5 months in. Then you have the total package.............except for the package she is carrying.

 
Honestly, having seen many of her movies and interviews she is my #1. I'm not a big boob or butt man (clearly) but she is my #1 on any list. By a good margin.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
She's much smaller up top than I usually like but she is absolutely beautiful. No way her lack of rackage is a deal breaker.
Yup. I would effort to split her right up the middle.
 
Never thought that much of her but saw Begin Again last night and thought she looked really hot. She also has a great voice and sang several songs in the movie, a pretty good flick for those that are music lovers.

 
i'm not saying i need all my women to have triple D's, i'm just saying i need something more than this chick has. i need to be able to titty #### her, i like it when boobs flop around like a basset hound's ears during rough sex. i want her boobs to be able to massage my feet and completely envelope them during foreplay. that's all. this chick has none of that appeal.
Why not just cut out the metaphor and get a basset hound?
 
i'm not saying i need all my women to have triple D's, i'm just saying i need something more than this chick has. i need to be able to titty #### her, i like it when boobs flop around like a basset hound's ears during rough sex. i want her boobs to be able to massage my feet and completely envelope them during foreplay. that's all. this chick has none of that appeal.
She does have a ###### so she has that going for her, which is nice.


 

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