Let's discuss breasts (1 Viewer)

[jamny]

You know about the cups?

You got your a, you got your b, you got your c and you got your d. D, those are the big ones.

 

[Pots]

Just to throw out an example.

While an ample bosom is noteworthy, something less isn't undesirable either

She looks 14 and photoshopped.

 

[Bucky86]

I like boobies

 

[ConstruxBoy]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

 

[Wrigley]

A boob thread without pics isn't a boob thread. Oof.

We really need a school to ban bikinis

 

[gmbacm]

A boob thread without pics isn't a boob thread. Oof.

We really need a school to ban bikinis

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=721784

 

[Wrigley]

A boob thread without pics isn't a boob thread. Oof.

We really need a school to ban bikinis

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=721784

Amen

 

[Judge Smails]

you motorboatin' son of a ##### you

 

[msommer]

These are about perfect. What is the consesus here. Too Big, Too Small, or Just RIght?

Having to strain to find them. That a good enough answer?

Not one to agree with Jon about much. And this ain't one of those rare occasions...

 

[Christo]

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris. It's been a long time, but I believe the conclusion is: big boobs = butt cheeks.

I haven't read the book, but that doesn't make a lot of biological sense to me. For one thing, most men find boobs more attractive than butt cheeks -- so the idea that men like boobs because they look like butt cheeks seems, if anything, exactly backwards.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Line up some women and I'll do some feeding. For science.

 

[moleculo]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

 

[Christo]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Yeah, guys are pretty stupid. Truth never gets in the way of a good time.

 

[moleculo]

How big is too Big ?

D cup for me. YMMV.

 

[ConstruxBoy]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

No idea, but my guess is that the perception that they do is what mattered thousands of years ago. Could be wrong though.

 

[msommer]

How big is too Big ?

When they're really disproportionate to the rest of the body (assuing the rest is fairly fit)

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Perception shouldn't matter. Nobody reasons, "It looks like she'd be a good mother; therefore, I hereby consciously decide to find her hawt." Sexual attraction isn't a choice; it's subconscious. If large-breasted women actually do make better mothers (because they're better at breast-feeding), men who are attracted to large-breasted women will have a reproductive advantage, and attraction to large-breasted women will be selected for -- independent of men's belief about why. Contrariwise, if large-breasted women do not make better mothers, a mistaken belief that they do will not cause an attraction to large-breasted women to be selected for. In that case, attraction to large-breasted women must be driven by something else.

 

[Raider Nation]

Why was the pic removed that I posted last night? Much, MUCH worse has been posted.

 

[tri-man 47]

I'm mesmerized by cleavage and side-boob.

 

[jamny]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Perception shouldn't matter. Nobody reasons, "It looks like she'd be a good mother; therefore, I hereby consciously decide to find her hawt." Sexual attraction isn't a choice; it's subconscious. If large-breasted women actually do make better mothers (because they're better at breast-feeding), men who are attracted to large-breasted women will have a reproductive advantage, and attraction to large-breasted women will be selected for -- independent of men's belief about why. Contrariwise, if large-breasted women do not make better mothers, a mistaken belief that they do will not cause an attraction to large-breasted women to be selected for. In that case, attraction to large-breasted women must be driven by something else.

Interesting since I never wanted kids. I still prefer large breasts but don't have a problem with small ones like some guys do. I would take a perky pair over giant sloppy ones. Maybe not for one night...I might have to go with the big sloppy ones there.

 

[Kraft...]

I think shape and nip characteristics are more important than size

 

[BustedKnuckles]

now THESE are nice

 

[jon_mx]

If breasts lacked nipples would they still be hot?

 

[ConstruxBoy]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Perception shouldn't matter. Nobody reasons, "It looks like she'd be a good mother; therefore, I hereby consciously decide to find her hawt." Sexual attraction isn't a choice; it's subconscious. If large-breasted women actually do make better mothers (because they're better at breast-feeding), men who are attracted to large-breasted women will have a reproductive advantage, and attraction to large-breasted women will be selected for -- independent of men's belief about why. Contrariwise, if large-breasted women do not make better mothers, a mistaken belief that they do will not cause an attraction to large-breasted women to be selected for. In that case, attraction to large-breasted women must be driven by something else.

Good points. What are other reasons that men are "subconsciously" attracted to large breasted women? Sexual pleasure? Media-induced peer pressure?

 

[T Bell]

What was wrong with the pic I posted?

No nudity, seen way worse here.

If you can't post a link, at least perform an interpretive dance for us describing said link.

 

[T Bell]

Just to throw out an example.

While an ample bosom is noteworthy, something less isn't undesirable either

She looks 14 and photoshopped.

I am outraged that she's photoshopped!

 

[BillyBarooo]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Perception shouldn't matter. Nobody reasons, "It looks like she'd be a good mother; therefore, I hereby consciously decide to find her hawt." Sexual attraction isn't a choice; it's subconscious. If large-breasted women actually do make better mothers (because they're better at breast-feeding), men who are attracted to large-breasted women will have a reproductive advantage, and attraction to large-breasted women will be selected for -- independent of men's belief about why. Contrariwise, if large-breasted women do not make better mothers, a mistaken belief that they do will not cause an attraction to large-breasted women to be selected for. In that case, attraction to large-breasted women must be driven by something else.

Good points. What are other reasons that men are "subconsciously" attracted to large breasted women? Sexual pleasure? Media-induced peer pressure?

or breast size has no impact on maternal quality and it therefore remains a purely subjective preference. Size actually has very little to do with the ability to feed an infant

 

[Zegras11]

Things that look like boobs.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1237728/thumbs/r-SAN-ONOFRE-large570.jpg

 

[BustedKnuckles]

If breasts lacked nipples would they still be hot?

i posted such a pic in post # 79...judge for yourself

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just to throw out an example.

While an ample bosom is noteworthy, something less isn't undesirable either

She looks 14 and photoshopped.

Yeah she does.

 

[Zow]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

 

[TheAristocrat]

If breasts lacked nipples would they still be hot?

No

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

or as i refer to them ...''fantasy teets''

 

[(HULK)]

The breasts need an article of clothing which properly exhibits them but is socially acceptable such as yoga pants are to the woman's ###. Tube tops were pretty good, but they have gone away. One requirement is that they must be compatible with yoga pants such that both can be worn at the same time.

Yoga tops! We need to invent yoga tops!*

*current yoga top sports bra style things are unacceptible

 

[(HULK)]

I think perkiness is probably an more important factor than size.

My wife, when I married her, had some gravity defying Ds. But after using them to feed two kids, gravity won out.

Probably should send her for a lift. How do you suggest that to the wife without coming off like a complete jerk?

 

[Guest]

If breasts lacked nipples would they still be hot?

Butts don't have nipples.

 

[MikeIke]

I think perkiness is probably an more important factor than size.

My wife, when I married her, had some gravity defying Ds. But after using them to feed two kids, gravity won out.

Probably should send her for a lift. How do you suggest that to the wife without coming off like a complete jerk?

Hell, my wife is the one who wants to get it done (2 kids as well.) All I'd have to do is say "Yep, we've got the money."

 

[Socrates11]

Free the nipple!

 

[Guest]

If we grew up with topless beaches being the norm in this country, would we have the fascination?

ETA: Are strip clubs popular in places where topless beaches are the norm?

 

[Michael Brown]

If we grew up with topless beaches being the norm in this country, would we have the fascination?

ETA: Are strip clubs popular in places where topless beaches are the norm?

I always wondered that myself. Do women cover them up because men like to look at them, or do men like to look at them BECAUSE they're covered up?

 

[Michael Brown]

If we grew up with topless beaches being the norm in this country, would we have the fascination?

ETA: Are strip clubs popular in places where topless beaches are the norm?

I always wondered that myself. Do women cover them up because men like to look at them, or do men like to look at them BECAUSE they're covered up?

There is a nude beach in NJ that I go to pretty regularly the last few years. I can say with good authority that I still have the fascination, although I don't know if it would be the same had I been going there all my life.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Perception shouldn't matter. Nobody reasons, "It looks like she'd be a good mother; therefore, I hereby consciously decide to find her hawt." Sexual attraction isn't a choice; it's subconscious. If large-breasted women actually do make better mothers (because they're better at breast-feeding), men who are attracted to large-breasted women will have a reproductive advantage, and attraction to large-breasted women will be selected for -- independent of men's belief about why. Contrariwise, if large-breasted women do not make better mothers, a mistaken belief that they do will not cause an attraction to large-breasted women to be selected for. In that case, attraction to large-breasted women must be driven by something else.

Good points. What are other reasons that men are "subconsciously" attracted to large breasted women? Sexual pleasure? Media-induced peer pressure?

or breast size has no impact on maternal quality and it therefore remains a purely subjective preference. Size actually has very little to do with the ability to feed an infant

Just like a big butt does not necessarily equal big dumps.

 

[msommer]

If we grew up with topless beaches being the norm in this country, would we have the fascination?

ETA: Are strip clubs popular in places where topless beaches are the norm?

I always wondered that myself. Do women cover them up because men like to look at them, or do men like to look at them BECAUSE they're covered up?

Nope. People look at breasts in Europe too, covered or uncovered

 

[BustedKnuckles]

why arent mens nipples sexy?

 

[Guest]

why arent mens nipples sexy?

Speak for yourself.

 

[Ned]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

 

[Guest]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

Dunno. I would rather play with nice fakes than flapjacks.

 

[Michael Brown]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

Not a big fan of fakers myself, but I present Exhibit A (more like Exhibit D amiright???) on when they're done right.