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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

Sputnikv8 said:
So, its Friday and I see this thread has fallen off the top page. I just have one question for AZ. I'll admit I haven't followed this thread much at all, so, it may have been asked. Sorry if Honda. I don't think any pictures or video are required, but, may help. I will try to phrase it so that it does in fact sound like this is the appropriate place for it and I'm completely ready to sustain all the rage it may cause by me even asking this question here, but, it has to be asked.

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Ron, why the #### do you use the "warden ability" so fast? Insert, count to 10 and then do it so that you can benefit in the core. There is no need to be invincible before you even penetrate the outer wall. :wall: :boxing: :sadbanana:
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I don't get it - are you saying he should #### them right in the #####?

 
cstu said:
Sputnikv8 said:
So, its Friday and I see this thread has fallen off the top page. I just have one question for AZ. I'll admit I haven't followed this thread much at all, so, it may have been asked. Sorry if Honda. I don't think any pictures or video are required, but, may help. I will try to phrase it so that it does in fact sound like this is the appropriate place for it and I'm completely ready to sustain all the rage it may cause by me even asking this question here, but, it has to be asked.

...ahem...

Ron, why the #### do you use the "warden ability" so fast? Insert, count to 10 and then do it so that you can benefit in the core. There is no need to be invincible before you even penetrate the outer wall. :wall: :boxing: :sadbanana:
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I don't get it - are you saying he should #### them right in the #####?
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OR #### their ##### and then their #### ##### with a ###### #### and then #### ####### and ##### #####.

Am I right or am I right?

 
Whew! I'm finally caught up.

Now excuse me while I go deal with my son and his bad report card while listening to his mom yell all weekend. (That's MY reality!!)

 
I stopped to meet up with Lance for a drink around 4pm earlier this week; the plan was "one drink" - we were pretty warmed up 2 hours later and got into this conversation:

Lance brought up a point (albeit for a soon-to-be married w/child already on the way sucker) - he says I need to start aiming for higher prizes.

I said, "why? I have no plans on having more kids or getting married again, what's the point? If the mid-20s are throwing #####, why not?"

"Ron", Lance goes on, "It's simple my nig (reminder, Lance is white btw), because you can...or maybe you can't if your game isn't what you think it is".

I said in my best Ghostface Kilah voice, "Hold on let me park my ####"...

loosely related reference to explain my last statement - aside: [source reference], as annoying as Lance can be, he's really one of the few people in my circle that gets the obscure rap lyric references I make sometimes.

He replies, "Haha you vexed #####" (out of sequence from the song but again his response acknowledges the reference and matches character).

Lance: "Seriously dude, you realize most of the chicks you're bagging see you as a come-up, right?

Me: Bro, it's not like I'm peeling off stacks for these hoes

Lance: :mellow:

Me: That was once but it's not like (he interrupts me)

Lance: You always pay. Always. ALWAYS!!!

Me: Damn can't every dude say that??? (I've very loud at this point :oldunsure: )

Lance: You my nig but you pay...you pay hard my G :rant: . (He says this very convincingly, very slow, and loud, while pounding one hand into the other with each syllable)

Me: Dog, you know about [i started referencing a few chicks I've bagged lately, over 30 w/good jobs].

Lance: But look at them all...they all wanted you for something. A connection, a job, a hook up, a something - not for you B.

(aside - when I get drunk with Lance, I get pulled into my old NY/NJ slang sometimes. This was one of those times...embarrassing)

Me: (we still loud, it would easily seem like we were arguing pre-fight to an onlooker from afar). "That's every ##### B (lots of hand motions going on now), how many chicks f### with a dude that ain't got #### to offer??? :rant: :hot: You know what? (I'm pointing at him) You're really sounding like your chick got in your head bro; I know she doesn't like that we kick it. Look, let's drop this because we're only going to keep yelling and drinking but I gotta roll. We decompressed, finished drinks then left (he insisted we hug it out in the parking lot - we were pretty tuned up at this point).

I let it go, thought about it again today.

Any thoughts here?

 
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Can we get an orgy update or something my nig Arizona Ron from Tuscon used to push a black Yukon?

It's been what, 2 weeks!! WTF???

 
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I dunno....from my perspective as a middle aged male, on my 2nd marriage, having raised 4 kids into adulthood, it seems like you have a good handle on things. You've got the money to spend, you don't have to answer to any of them, it appears that you get what you want when you want it...seems like a great situation.

In a couple years when you want to change the lifestyle you will.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Also, curious the nature of your relationship with Lance? What's this guy do, how do you know him, and for how long?
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Met Lance at a bar I use to hang in several years ago. He's been an entry-type level software sales guy for a while; he's job hopped a bit but is mostly content. I've known him for about 5 years or so I guess. He's the kind of guy you would love as your neighbor but not as your airplane pilot.

 
Idk, sounds like he is just looking out for a friend... Me personally, I don't need life advice unless I'm asking for it. I'd let my friend know I appreciate he cares, but I'm good on the advice and leave it at that.

Split the check at the bar? Nevermind, see the post above.

 
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Arizona Ron said:
I stopped to meet up with Lance for a drink around 4pm earlier this week; the plan was "one drink" - we were pretty warmed up 2 hours later and got into this conversation:

Lance brought up a point (albeit for a soon-to-be married w/child already on the way sucker) - he says I need to start aiming for higher prizes.

I said, "why? I have no plans on having more kids or getting married again, what's the point? If the mid-20s are throwing #####, why not?"

"Ron", Lance goes on, "It's simple my nig (reminder, Lance is white btw), because you can...or maybe you can't if your game isn't what you think it is".

I said in my best Ghostface Kilah voice, "Hold on let me park my ####"...

loosely related reference to explain my last statement - aside: [source reference], as annoying as Lance can be, he's really one of the few people in my circle that gets the obscure rap lyric references I make sometimes.

He replies, "Haha you vexed #####" (out of sequence from the song but again his response acknowledges the reference and matches character).

Lance: "Seriously dude, you realize most of the chicks you're bagging see you as a come-up, right?

Me: Bro, it's not like I'm peeling off stacks for these hoes

Lance: :mellow:

Me: That was once but it's not like (he interrupts me)

Lance: You always pay. Always. ALWAYS!!!

Me: Damn can't every dude say that??? (I've very loud at this point :oldunsure: )

Lance: You my nig but you pay...you pay hard my G :rant: . (He says this very convincingly, very slow, and loud, while pounding one hand into the other with each syllable)

Me: Dog, you know about [i started referencing a few chicks I've bagged lately, over 30 w/good jobs].

Lance: But look at them all...they all wanted you for something. A connection, a job, a hook up, a something - not for you B.

(aside - when I get drunk with Lance, I get pulled into my old NY/NJ slang sometimes. This was one of those times...embarrassing)

Me: (we still loud, it would easily seem like we were arguing pre-fight to an onlooker from afar). "That's every ##### B (lots of hand motions going on now), how many chicks f### with a dude that ain't got #### to offer??? :rant: :hot: You know what? (I'm pointing at him) You're really sounding like your chick got in your head bro; I know she doesn't like that we kick it. Look, let's drop this because we're only going to keep yelling and drinking but I gotta roll. We decompressed, finished drinks then left (he insisted we hug it out in the parking lot - we were pretty tuned up at this point).

I let it go, thought about it again today.

Any thoughts here?
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Whitest conversation I've ever read.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Arizona Ron said:
I stopped to meet up with Lance for a drink around 4pm earlier this week; the plan was "one drink" - we were pretty warmed up 2 hours later and got into this conversation:

Lance brought up a point (albeit for a soon-to-be married w/child already on the way sucker) - he says I need to start aiming for higher prizes.

I said, "why? I have no plans on having more kids or getting married again, what's the point? If the mid-20s are throwing #####, why not?"

"Ron", Lance goes on, "It's simple my nig (reminder, Lance is white btw), because you can...or maybe you can't if your game isn't what you think it is".

I said in my best Ghostface Kilah voice, "Hold on let me park my ####"...

loosely related reference to explain my last statement - aside: [source reference], as annoying as Lance can be, he's really one of the few people in my circle that gets the obscure rap lyric references I make sometimes.

He replies, "Haha you vexed #####" (out of sequence from the song but again his response acknowledges the reference and matches character).

Lance: "Seriously dude, you realize most of the chicks you're bagging see you as a come-up, right?

Me: Bro, it's not like I'm peeling off stacks for these hoes

Lance: :mellow:

Me: That was once but it's not like (he interrupts me)

Lance: You always pay. Always. ALWAYS!!!

Me: Damn can't every dude say that??? (I've very loud at this point :oldunsure: )

Lance: You my nig but you pay...you pay hard my G :rant: . (He says this very convincingly, very slow, and loud, while pounding one hand into the other with each syllable)

Me: Dog, you know about [i started referencing a few chicks I've bagged lately, over 30 w/good jobs].

Lance: But look at them all...they all wanted you for something. A connection, a job, a hook up, a something - not for you B.

(aside - when I get drunk with Lance, I get pulled into my old NY/NJ slang sometimes. This was one of those times...embarrassing)

Me: (we still loud, it would easily seem like we were arguing pre-fight to an onlooker from afar). "That's every ##### B (lots of hand motions going on now), how many chicks f### with a dude that ain't got #### to offer??? :rant: :hot: You know what? (I'm pointing at him) You're really sounding like your chick got in your head bro; I know she doesn't like that we kick it. Look, let's drop this because we're only going to keep yelling and drinking but I gotta roll. We decompressed, finished drinks then left (he insisted we hug it out in the parking lot - we were pretty tuned up at this point).

I let it go, thought about it again today.

Any thoughts here?
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Whitest conversation I've ever read.
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Have you not been in a timschochet draft thread?
 
Arizona Ron said:
Henry Ford said:
Arizona Ron said:
Henry Ford said:
Arizona Ron said:
Henry Ford said:
Other than "people here have been telling you that since this thread started"?
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Maybe try throwing in a 'nig' here and there Mr. Ford. Know your audience.
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I prefer "my brother."
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I'm not your brother, pal.
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I'm not your pal, buddy.
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I'm not your buddy, massa.
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Well, that escalated.
 
Arizona Ron said:
I stopped to meet up with Lance for a drink around 4pm earlier this week; the plan was "one drink" - we were pretty warmed up 2 hours later and got into this conversation:

Lance brought up a point (albeit for a soon-to-be married w/child already on the way sucker) - he says I need to start aiming for higher prizes.

I said, "why? I have no plans on having more kids or getting married again, what's the point? If the mid-20s are throwing #####, why not?"

"Ron", Lance goes on, "It's simple my nig (reminder, Lance is white btw), because you can...or maybe you can't if your game isn't what you think it is".

I said in my best Ghostface Kilah voice, "Hold on let me park my ####"...

loosely related reference to explain my last statement - aside: [source reference], as annoying as Lance can be, he's really one of the few people in my circle that gets the obscure rap lyric references I make sometimes.

He replies, "Haha you vexed #####" (out of sequence from the song but again his response acknowledges the reference and matches character).

Lance: "Seriously dude, you realize most of the chicks you're bagging see you as a come-up, right?

Me: Bro, it's not like I'm peeling off stacks for these hoes

Lance: :mellow:

Me: That was once but it's not like (he interrupts me)

Lance: You always pay. Always. ALWAYS!!!

Me: Damn can't every dude say that??? (I've very loud at this point :oldunsure: )

Lance: You my nig but you pay...you pay hard my G :rant: . (He says this very convincingly, very slow, and loud, while pounding one hand into the other with each syllable)

Me: Dog, you know about [i started referencing a few chicks I've bagged lately, over 30 w/good jobs].

Lance: But look at them all...they all wanted you for something. A connection, a job, a hook up, a something - not for you B.

(aside - when I get drunk with Lance, I get pulled into my old NY/NJ slang sometimes. This was one of those times...embarrassing)

Me: (we still loud, it would easily seem like we were arguing pre-fight to an onlooker from afar). "That's every ##### B (lots of hand motions going on now), how many chicks f### with a dude that ain't got #### to offer??? :rant: :hot: You know what? (I'm pointing at him) You're really sounding like your chick got in your head bro; I know she doesn't like that we kick it. Look, let's drop this because we're only going to keep yelling and drinking but I gotta roll. We decompressed, finished drinks then left (he insisted we hug it out in the parking lot - we were pretty tuned up at this point).

I let it go, thought about it again today.

Any thoughts here?
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This is driving me crazy, because I know it's dialog from a Quentin Tarantino movie, I just can't remember which one.

 
When I was in the army, my roommate in the barracks was like twenty shades darker than me. He always greeted me with, "What's up my n-word." I always responded, "What's cracking my cracker?"

 
I think Lance is probably correct to a degree, but I think AZRon likes to be mistreated. He's like one of those NY power brokers that pays for women to spit on him and call him filth at night. Ice was basically cuckolding him in his own house when he was still with his wife. Who stands for that?

 
Sorry AZRon, I'm sure you're a cool dude and all, but count me in the who cares category. Carry on.

 
I mean, how beat are these chicks? Ice sounds hot.

Are they using you? Probably to an extent. But it's not like you're paying their bills, buying cars, rent etc. You go out or have a party and pay. So what? Pretty normal to pick up tabs or pay for a party if you're hosting.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
I mean, how beat are these chicks? Ice sounds hot.

Are they using you? Probably to an extent. But it's not like you're paying their bills, buying cars, rent etc. You go out or have a party and pay. So what? Pretty normal to pick up tabs or pay for a party if you're hosting.
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Agreed. Lance is a cheap *** who doesn't realize you gotta pay to play.

 
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