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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?
You need a gay dude, someone who has been a PA in the entertainment industry, they deal with the biggest #######s across the board and would be very happy to work for someone who isn't the world's biggest #######.

 
I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?
I recommend you hire a very flashy openly gay man.  Would be a spectacular addition to your coterie.

Barring that, a little person.

 
I'm willing tothrow away my entire marriage, family, & life for a chance to be a part of Ron world.  Late night coke parties, threesums, trannies, the best strains of herp...  Are you available to interview over skype?

 
I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?
Angie best knows what you want/need for this position.  Let her do the hiring/firing as that person will most likely need to touch base with her for guidance.

 
Angie best knows what you want/need for this position.  Let her do the hiring/firing as that person will most likely need to touch base with her for guidance.
Angie would have hired the first person we interviewed.  She's too nice.  You are correct that this person would interface a lot with Angie, especially in the beginning but I make the call on who it is.

 
What about Mike?

(That was his name, right?  The guy that did the stuff with your stuff and you drew a picture of him standing in a corner)(I know having to type this took a lot of the comedy out of the post) (If there was any comedy.)

 
What about Mike?

(That was his name, right?  The guy that did the stuff with your stuff and you drew a picture of him standing in a corner)(I know having to type this took a lot of the comedy out of the post) (If there was any comedy.)
That's an entire other story but yeah I guess in update on that weird couple is overdue

 
Seeking PA:

1)  Must dress well

2)  Must be organized

3)  Must like oral (giving and receiving)

4)  Must not be annoying

Did I miss anything?

 
Seeking PA:

1)  Must dress well

2)  Must be organized

3)  Must like oral (giving and receiving)

4)  Must not be annoying

Did I miss anything?
Must be willing to drop everything at 11 pm on a Wednesday to come over to my place, wash, dress, and feed shots to a random woman I've met in an airport, take her to a bar, and then bring her back and watch me have sex with her and an insane lesbian who likes to put shampoo bottles up my rectum.

College degree requested, but not required.

 
Must be willing to drop everything at 11 pm on a Wednesday to come over to my place, wash, dress, and feed shots to a random woman I've met in an airport, take her to a bar, and then bring her back and watch me have sex with her and an insane lesbian who likes to put shampoo bottles up my rectum.

College degree requested, but not required.
Sounds about right.  :thumbup:

 
Seeking PA:

1)  Must dress well

2)  Must be organized

3)  Must like oral (giving and receiving)

4)  Must not be annoying

Did I miss anything?


Must be willing to drop everything at 11 pm on a Wednesday to come over to my place, wash, dress, and feed shots to a random woman I've met in an airport, take her to a bar, and then bring her back and watch me have sex with her and an insane lesbian who likes to put shampoo bottles up my rectum.

College degree requested, but not required.
Transgender OK!

 
Please.  That's like Tom Cruise height.  I'm talking Peter Dinklage.
Officially, Tom Cruise is listed at 5'7" which is hilarious.  Arnold Schwarzenegger is listed at 6'2" but I was somehow taller than him in high school (by a good margin) and I was 6'0".

Are they measuring these guys in 6 inch stilettos?

 
Officially, Tom Cruise is listed at 5'7" which is hilarious.  Arnold Schwarzenegger is listed at 6'2" but I was somehow taller than him in high school (by a good margin) and I was 6'0".

Are they measuring these guys in 6 inch stilettos?
You went to high school in Austria in the 60s?

 
I work for a human capital management company, I run a vertical within our IT consulting practice and am on the sales side but I have access to tons of resumes of all disciplines.  I could find you someone for free, just let me know.

 
Wait, you're paying $150k plus bonuses?

Disregard my previous email. I'll do it.
Yeah, for that salary, may I recommend hiring an old, chubby, balding lawyer?  Even if just for when you visit Louisiana.  I think we could really make this work.

 
Angie and I are leaving a meeting around 1pm in Reston, I have another meeting downtown DC at 2pm so I need to move quickly.  I get close to the building for my meeting and realize there’s no way I’m going to have time to find parking so I ask Angie to drop me off and find a place to have coffee or something while I handle the meeting solo.  The meeting went well; nothing major just me sniffing around for new business.  I walk out of the building from my meeting, text Angie to see where she’s at.  She says she’s at a café in Union Station, “Do you want me to come get you?”  I say, “No, I’m close enough to walk, I’ll join you in a bit”.

I meet up with Angie, order an ice coffee and a biscotti; I take off my Givenchy suit jacket as now I’m sweaty from the walk over and it being hot as hell outside.  We’re going over some notes to plan out the week.  Union Station always has a mixed bag of people, business people, tourists, homeless and the sketchy types that look like they’re trying to snatch a purse or something.  Today was no different; Angie and I were deep in conversation while a young lady is getting woken up by security. The security guard says something like, “You’ve been here for hours, I’m sorry but we can’t let people sleep here”.

The woman catches my eye because something didn’t fit.  Sure, there are homeless people all over DC but this tiny woman is maybe early 20s and doesn’t look like the worn backpacking type.  I turn back to Angie,

Me: Angie, give me your 30 seconds on this chick – what’s her deal?

Angie: Hmmm, knock off True Religion jeans, Payless flip flops and a top that looks like she bought it in Marshalls. 

Me: What else?

Angie: She looks like a typical college kid traveling   :shrug:

Me: The bags, not the backpack, look at the bag on the floor.

Angie:  It’s a grocery store bag (the type of bag you would buy from a grocery store so you don’t have to use plastic bags).

Me: Still nothing?

Angie: There are clothes in the bag.

Me: Yeah, who does that?  Wherever she left, she left fast.  She’s too old to be a ‘run away’ and too clean to be a street lifer.

The woman stands up and looks around like she doesn’t know where to go.  I can’t take my eyes off here now, yes she’s very cute but I’m more intrigued by this and instantly dropped into the mode of I have to figure this out.  I take Angie’s hand and approach this woman with Angie; the two of us standing like we’re a couple.

Me: Hi, I’m Arizona, this is Angie – are you okay?  Can we help?  What’s your name?

Keara:  I’m Keara, just trying to figure my way out of here

Me: Oh, yes it’s a little confusing in here but the main entrance is that way, parking is up the steps and the trains are that way.

Keara: No, I mean I need to get back Jacksonville – my boyfriend is a psycho, I just had to leave.

Me: Are you going to take the train there?  That would take forever.

Keara: No, my boyfriend cut my debit card off so I took the train from Philadelphia to get as close as I could to Jacksonville and now I only have $13. 

Angie (interrupting): Ronnie, you have a happy hour meeting at 4:30.

Me: I turn to Keara, do you want to come with us?  We’ll help you figure something out.

Keara: Sure, I don’t know what else to do but like I said, I only have $13.

Angie: If he invited you, you’re a guest – we don’t charge guests (she said this with a level of confidence that I’m not use to with Angie, I like it).

Keara gathers her things and follows up to the parking garage above Union Station.  Keara shares more about her boyfriend while we’re driving, how she met him while she was working at a sandwich shop in Jacksonville, they dated for a short period of time then he got a transfer opportunity to Philly – it was their first time living together and from what I gathered, he defiantly had sort of bi-polar and/or alcohol problems undiagnosed.

In my personal experience, if this was a “work”, she would only accept money to go off and buy drugs or pay whoever set her up for this – not accept a ride.  Her accent was genuine and matches what I was familiar with in my travels to northern Florida.  She also shared that she really didn’t want to go back to Jacksonville because she would be living back with her mom and step dad which she didn’t like and would have to admit to being a failure.  This is someone that simply didn’t have an exit plan and put everything into some dude she dated for a few months.

Keara:  So your name is Arizona?

Me: Yes, last name Ron

Keara: Like the city Arizona?

Me: More like the State but yeah

Keara: You were born with that name?

Me: No, I bought it from a guy name Rodney Dangerfield

Keara: How do you buy a name from someone? (Angie rolls her eyes because she's heard this line too many times)

Me: Simple, he was getting more names in that week and had to make space so he gave me a deal.  There was one caveat though: I can return the name but as long as I’m using the name, I can’t make it a bad name.

Me: Angie, do we have time to stop back at the condo?  I need to change, I feel like I’m soaking in this suit.  And who wants to go to happy hour in a suit?

Angie: Yes, it’s an outdoor patio bar so I’m already planning to get you changed before we get there.

Keara: You live near here?

Me: Yeah, I have one of my places close by; do you mind if we stop by there and freshen up?

Keara: Okay I just didn’t want to intrude

Angie: You’re not, again, you’re just a guest (not use to Angie’s snide attitude).

We get to my condo, I change and ask Angie if she can find fresh clothes for Keara and offer to get cleaned up if she likes.  Angie and Keara look the same size to me but what do I know.  “Angie, I’m doing jeans for this one, they want my money not the other way around so look relaxed”.

 

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