pricklypete
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C'mon, Ron, let's get this thing back on track.
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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (3 Viewers)
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Insoxicated
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Zegras11
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Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Labor Weekend Update 
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
Ron, new Assistant and Ice... Micheal and his lady w/ a cameo... tons of blow, designer threads, and an epic party... a new hottie, maybe a ittle asian number...Labor Weekend Update
Please someone make this happen.
pricklypete
Footballguy
The ffa could use you now more than ever, Ron.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Poke_4_Life
Footballguy
@Arizona Ron, the FFA needs you!
If you were to ever BBQ at your pad, what cheese would you put on your burgers, and what would you wear?
If hypothetically you wore your NFL team shirt at said BBQ, would your hat match your shirt?
How's the weather been in Arlington?
Done any good hugging lately?
Inquiring minds need to know. K, thx.
If you were to ever BBQ at your pad, what cheese would you put on your burgers, and what would you wear?
If hypothetically you wore your NFL team shirt at said BBQ, would your hat match your shirt?
How's the weather been in Arlington?
Done any good hugging lately?
Inquiring minds need to know. K, thx.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
####. I have cross-polinated the sacred thread. My sincere apologies, AZR. It wasn't supposed to be this way. Can't take these ####### guys anywhere.
dal_boys_phan
Footballguy
Yup. Was really hoping there would be an Ice crossover to the Bayou Love thread.
chet
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
What's the line on sexually transmitted Zika virus?I wish I knew what he did after sending Angie on vaca.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
September 8th visit to the psychologist:
Shrink: He Ron, it’s been a long time since we’ve spoken. Have a seat but first of all, how are you?
Me: I’m fine.
Shrink: You’re usually good about making a monthly visit but I haven’t seen you since July. Anything change?
Me: Yes, a lot actually. It really started when Angie was really stressed with work so I insisted she go on vacation back in July. And trust me, I’ve missed a lot more appointments than yours; Angie was a master at making my calendar work but now it’s a mess. I think Angie felt pushed away, I see that now because I started using a new admin to pick up some of Angie’s duties who was also living with me when she first started working (I told him the story how I met Keara).
Well, Angie ended up going to Hawaii to visit family on her vacation; she then called me about 5 days after being there and said she quitting and has no plans to come back stateside. I begged her not to quit and even told her to use all of her paid time off to think things over (about a month of leave) but she said she’s already made up her mind. I kept paying her regularly, in fact I’m still paying her but she’s not even taking my phone calls now.
Shrink: Do you think by still paying her, she might change her mind?
Me: I don’t think I’ve consciously considered that but every time I go to remove her from company employee payroll, I hesitate, then just approve the payroll list as-is. My accountants are pissed because her leave is now showing up as a “negative” in our system. And I’m still paying her as my personal PA.
Shrink: Ron, from what we’ve discussed, Angie clearly had feelings for you.
Me: We’ve never been monogamous so why do you think this time was different?
Shrink: Maybe it was never different, maybe it always bothered her and this was the final straw. From meeting couples over the years, I’ve found that women will usually hold on longer than men. Most men can sway in and out of an emotional connection while most women are usually all in or all out; please don’t be offended but it’s simply my personal observation. Maybe she felt you were removing the one thing that really made her unique and important in your life by adding an admin.
Me: When we last spoke, I told her how much I needed her and she kept bring up Keara. I even told her I’d fire Keara if it would bring her back but she just said goodbye and hung up. That was the last time we spoke. Keara ended up quitting; without Angie to help her and me being overwhelmed with work, she was regularly screwing up. As much as I told her to hang in there, she left also. I have a temp agency helping me out with the office duties and I found a nanny to help at my house.
Shrink: How have you been handling all of this? Again, we haven’t spoken in months and it’s unlike you. Angie isn’t around to keep your schedule in line and now losing Keara must be rough. How are you, personally dealing with all of this?
Me: I’ve honestly been more reckless than usual.
Shrink: What do you mean, specifically? Can you give me an example?
Me: A few weeks ago, I was up in Silver Springs MD leaving a late meeting. I needed a drink, sorry, I wanted a drink…anyway. I took an Uber uptown earlier so I wasn’t worried about driving back. I started off with a few back to back Heineken and chilled Tito’s to warm me up – before I knew it I was after 11pm and I’m chatting it up with a chick that looked over-dressed, early 20s, maybe black or mixed black and Spanish. She had no accent and seemed local to Silver Springs based on her knowledge of the area and didn’t copy my “shop talk” but instead went right to the “So what are you trying to get into tonight” comments. The bar was dead; I’m buying the two of us drinks when she invited me into the restroom to “talk”, telling me to wait for a bit then walk in. I checked my suit jacket, no condom, so when she went to the restroom, I paid the tab and left to another bar. I had a few drinks while waiting for an Uber back to Arlington.
Shrink: Why would you call that reckless? You’re usually very promiscuous by most standards, no?
Me: Because my normal street-smarts would have avoided that situation completely. It’s a neighborhood I don’t know, dive bar, after hours, girl that’s obviously working…it’s a great place to get robbed.
Shrink: I see, what about Keara? You mentioned Keara was living with you, meaning past tense – yes?
Me: Yes, she moved back to Jacksonville FL.
Shrink: You’ve said before that you have no problem compartmentalizing work and your personal life. Do you still feel that way?
Me: Yes, I just think other people can’t.
(My Shrink hesitated, wrote somethings done and we sat silent for what seemed like several minutes.)
Me: Well, maybe some of this is my fault. Maybe it’s all my fault.
(My Shrink is still silent, with a look like he’s searching for words).
Shrink: Do you think things can be the way they were, knowing what you know now?
Me: I doubt it because I use to think Angie was happy. I care about Angie but I realize having her back isn’t going to make her happy. It’s only going to make me happy.
Shrink: Ron, I think you need to close this chapter and move on. You can’t hold on to Angie and you might want to consider this in the future when mixing your casual relationships with work. Just because it works for you, doesn’t mean it’s going to work for everyone else. All good stories need to end Ron, let this one end.
Me: But doc, even my wardrobe is in shambles hence why I’m wearing these Diesel jeans with a Cucinelli polo…(interrupted)
Shrink: Let it go Ron
Me: …but the low top cream-color Westbrook J’s though…
Shrink: Let it go Ron. That’s our time for today. Let it go.
Shrink: He Ron, it’s been a long time since we’ve spoken. Have a seat but first of all, how are you?
Me: I’m fine.
Shrink: You’re usually good about making a monthly visit but I haven’t seen you since July. Anything change?
Me: Yes, a lot actually. It really started when Angie was really stressed with work so I insisted she go on vacation back in July. And trust me, I’ve missed a lot more appointments than yours; Angie was a master at making my calendar work but now it’s a mess. I think Angie felt pushed away, I see that now because I started using a new admin to pick up some of Angie’s duties who was also living with me when she first started working (I told him the story how I met Keara).
Well, Angie ended up going to Hawaii to visit family on her vacation; she then called me about 5 days after being there and said she quitting and has no plans to come back stateside. I begged her not to quit and even told her to use all of her paid time off to think things over (about a month of leave) but she said she’s already made up her mind. I kept paying her regularly, in fact I’m still paying her but she’s not even taking my phone calls now.
Shrink: Do you think by still paying her, she might change her mind?
Me: I don’t think I’ve consciously considered that but every time I go to remove her from company employee payroll, I hesitate, then just approve the payroll list as-is. My accountants are pissed because her leave is now showing up as a “negative” in our system. And I’m still paying her as my personal PA.
Shrink: Ron, from what we’ve discussed, Angie clearly had feelings for you.
Me: We’ve never been monogamous so why do you think this time was different?
Shrink: Maybe it was never different, maybe it always bothered her and this was the final straw. From meeting couples over the years, I’ve found that women will usually hold on longer than men. Most men can sway in and out of an emotional connection while most women are usually all in or all out; please don’t be offended but it’s simply my personal observation. Maybe she felt you were removing the one thing that really made her unique and important in your life by adding an admin.
Me: When we last spoke, I told her how much I needed her and she kept bring up Keara. I even told her I’d fire Keara if it would bring her back but she just said goodbye and hung up. That was the last time we spoke. Keara ended up quitting; without Angie to help her and me being overwhelmed with work, she was regularly screwing up. As much as I told her to hang in there, she left also. I have a temp agency helping me out with the office duties and I found a nanny to help at my house.
Shrink: How have you been handling all of this? Again, we haven’t spoken in months and it’s unlike you. Angie isn’t around to keep your schedule in line and now losing Keara must be rough. How are you, personally dealing with all of this?
Me: I’ve honestly been more reckless than usual.
Shrink: What do you mean, specifically? Can you give me an example?
Me: A few weeks ago, I was up in Silver Springs MD leaving a late meeting. I needed a drink, sorry, I wanted a drink…anyway. I took an Uber uptown earlier so I wasn’t worried about driving back. I started off with a few back to back Heineken and chilled Tito’s to warm me up – before I knew it I was after 11pm and I’m chatting it up with a chick that looked over-dressed, early 20s, maybe black or mixed black and Spanish. She had no accent and seemed local to Silver Springs based on her knowledge of the area and didn’t copy my “shop talk” but instead went right to the “So what are you trying to get into tonight” comments. The bar was dead; I’m buying the two of us drinks when she invited me into the restroom to “talk”, telling me to wait for a bit then walk in. I checked my suit jacket, no condom, so when she went to the restroom, I paid the tab and left to another bar. I had a few drinks while waiting for an Uber back to Arlington.
Shrink: Why would you call that reckless? You’re usually very promiscuous by most standards, no?
Me: Because my normal street-smarts would have avoided that situation completely. It’s a neighborhood I don’t know, dive bar, after hours, girl that’s obviously working…it’s a great place to get robbed.
Shrink: I see, what about Keara? You mentioned Keara was living with you, meaning past tense – yes?
Me: Yes, she moved back to Jacksonville FL.
Shrink: You’ve said before that you have no problem compartmentalizing work and your personal life. Do you still feel that way?
Me: Yes, I just think other people can’t.
(My Shrink hesitated, wrote somethings done and we sat silent for what seemed like several minutes.)
Me: Well, maybe some of this is my fault. Maybe it’s all my fault.
(My Shrink is still silent, with a look like he’s searching for words).
Shrink: Do you think things can be the way they were, knowing what you know now?
Me: I doubt it because I use to think Angie was happy. I care about Angie but I realize having her back isn’t going to make her happy. It’s only going to make me happy.
Shrink: Ron, I think you need to close this chapter and move on. You can’t hold on to Angie and you might want to consider this in the future when mixing your casual relationships with work. Just because it works for you, doesn’t mean it’s going to work for everyone else. All good stories need to end Ron, let this one end.
Me: But doc, even my wardrobe is in shambles hence why I’m wearing these Diesel jeans with a Cucinelli polo…(interrupted)
Shrink: Let it go Ron
Me: …but the low top cream-color Westbrook J’s though…
Shrink: Let it go Ron. That’s our time for today. Let it go.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Maybe she just needs a hug.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Awful and cheesy ending to an otherwise fantastic story. I am going to miss Ron. I guess I head back to the hugfest:
Shrink: Do you think things can be the way they were, knowing what you know now?
Me: I doubt it because I use to think Angie was happy. I care about Angie but I realize having her back isn’t going to make her happy. It’s only going to make me happy.
Shrink: Ron, I think you need to close this chapter and move on. You can’t hold on to Angie and you might want to consider this in the future when mixing your casual relationships with work. Just because it works for you, doesn’t mean it’s going to work for everyone else. All good stories need to end Ron, let this one end.
Me: But doc, even my wardrobe is in shambles hence why I’m wearing these Diesel jeans with a Cucinelli polo…(interrupted)
Shrink: Let it go Ron
Me: …but the low top cream-color Westbrook J’s though…
Shrink: Let it go Ron. That’s our time for today. Let it go.
Shrink: Do you think things can be the way they were, knowing what you know now?
Me: I doubt it because I use to think Angie was happy. I care about Angie but I realize having her back isn’t going to make her happy. It’s only going to make me happy.
Shrink: Ron, I think you need to close this chapter and move on. You can’t hold on to Angie and you might want to consider this in the future when mixing your casual relationships with work. Just because it works for you, doesn’t mean it’s going to work for everyone else. All good stories need to end Ron, let this one end.
Me: But doc, even my wardrobe is in shambles hence why I’m wearing these Diesel jeans with a Cucinelli polo…(interrupted)
Shrink: Let it go Ron
Me: …but the low top cream-color Westbrook J’s though…
Shrink: Let it go Ron. That’s our time for today. Let it go.
Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
Dun dun dun!
cstu
Footballguy
Tom Hagen
Footballguy
Jayrod
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And just like the Sopranos I caught about 2 episodes, read a handful of comments and decided it was just too ridiculous to get invested in.
Leeroy Jenkins
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So thats that?
Rick James
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No 16's thread had a better ending than this.
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