Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[bshell27]

Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.

A warrant? Not sure how a civil claim can cross over into being a criminal complaint calling for an arrestable warrant...**At least I know it can't in AZ, AZ Ron...

There's a pun in there somewhere about a body attachment.

 

[rail]

Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.

A warrant? Not sure how a civil claim can cross over into being a criminal complaint calling for an arrestable warrant...**At least I know it can't in AZ, AZ Ron...

Just to give AR some plausibility of her story (and to keep this thread going, baby) - warrant for outstanding restitution that was not paid as part of her criminal sentence?

 

[Zow]

Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.

A warrant? Not sure how a civil claim can cross over into being a criminal complaint calling for an arrestable warrant...**At least I know it can't in AZ, AZ Ron...

Just to give AR some plausibility of her story (and to keep this thread going, baby) - warrant for outstanding restitution that was not paid as part of her criminal sentence?

Ah, that makes sense then. I went back and re-read his actual account and that would justify the warrant. The thread lives on!

 

[bshell27]

Anyway, she paid some of it but not all – avoided the notices that came to her apartment over several months and they ended up issuing a warrant for the outstanding ~$500.

A warrant? Not sure how a civil claim can cross over into being a criminal complaint calling for an arrestable warrant...**At least I know it can't in AZ, AZ Ron...

Just to give AR some plausibility of her story (and to keep this thread going, baby) - warrant for outstanding restitution that was not paid as part of her criminal sentence?

Ah, that makes sense then. I went back and re-read his actual account and that would justify the warrant. The thread lives on!

This could be the thread of all time if you were the defense attorney.

 

[Ned]

You nerds and your hangup on the lingo is killing this thread.

 

[Instinctive]

If we're talking gambling, a dime is $1,000If we're talking women, a dime is a super hot chickIf we're talking crime, a dime is snitchingBut we're not talking about any of those things, so please get this "dime" talk out of my thread. TIA.

I thought in crime it referred to 10 years. You do a nickel for this, a dime for that...

 

[Steed]

5 racks is one exepensive nongirlfriend. When are you gonna cut your losses?

 

[VA703]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:

Arizona Ron Jaleel White

The Bartender: Harold Perrineau

Mrs arizona ron: Olivia Munn

Angie: Tila Tequila

Jen: Etsi Ginzburg

Amber the jealous lez: Isla Fisher

Lance: Mark Dacascos

Candice: JWOWW

thats a box office smash right there

 

[culdeus]

Someone with a notebook remind me. Ron is an LA guy right?

 

[sbonomo]

you didnt tell us what leather jacket you were wearing when you bailed her out of jail.. your slippin jack

We need to know this now. Thanks.

Actually I was just coming from work. Sports jacket, dress shirt and pants all from jos a bank. Black shoes by Johnston and Murphy.

you can throw 3 racks away on a dime and the best suit you can afford is a Jos Banks...epic fail...that being said, i would give my left arm to be AZRon for a year...

 

[Hodor]

I feel like this story is destined to end up on Dateline NBC. Watch out for Amber. She is going to be the real trouble imo.

 

[johnnycakes]

I feel like this story is destined to end up on Dateline NBC. Watch out for Amber. She is going to be the real trouble imo.

Amber alert?

 

[Koya]

AR is setting us up BlueOnion style.

 

[Hodor]

I feel like this story is destined to end up on Dateline NBC. Watch out for Amber. She is going to be the real trouble imo.

Amber alert?

totally

 

[phrozen]

Someone with a notebook remind me. Ron is an LA guy right?

I think Jersey

 

[johnnycakes]

Someone with a notebook remind me. Ron is an LA guy right?

I think Jersey

eeeewwwww. Well, somebody's gotta live there.

 

[shadyridr]

I feel like this story is destined to end up on Dateline NBC. Watch out for Amber. She is going to be the real trouble imo.

Amber alert?

Someone betta call da AmberLamps

 

[shadyridr]

Someone with a notebook remind me. Ron is an LA guy right?

I think Jersey

eeeewwwww. Well, somebody's gotta live there.

think he moved from NJ to VA

 

[culdeus]

Someone with a notebook remind me. Ron is an LA guy right?

I think Jersey

Jersey has an open mugshot FOIA system. If someone gets the county this could be wrapped up in an hour.

 

[MikeIke]

I feel like this story is destined to end up on Dateline NBC. Watch out for Amber. She is going to be the real trouble imo.

Amber alert?

Like I said way back when in this thread:

Wife: “Let hang out with them, I love Amber, that’s my girl! We hung out last girl’s night out”.

Run away! Nothing good has EVER come from letting your wife hang out with a girl named Amber.

 

[culdeus]

I cast a pretty wide net and looked for women picked up on 1/8 and released on $500.00 bond. Nothing even remotely resembles that description that isn't a crank addict.

 

[Megla]

I feel like this story is destined to end up on Dateline NBC. Watch out for Amber. She is going to be the real trouble imo.

Amber alert?

Someone betta call da AmberLamps

ewww, he's leakin

 

[Hodor]

I asked me Wife if I could go to a bar to find a lonely Asian chick to give a few racks to. She punched me in the ear.

 

[shader]

Is this FBG "Shades of Grey"?

 

[Henry Ford]

I cast a pretty wide net and looked for women picked up on 1/8 and released on $500.00 bond. Nothing even remotely resembles that description that isn't a crank addict.

He's probably changing details like No. 16. She wasn't actually arrested and released on $500 bond, she was placed in Gitmo and he's allowed conjugal visits. Also, wasn't arrested for a sentence suspension violation, but rather for stabbing a guy in the ####. Also, she's 60 years old and South African. Other than that, though, this story is legit.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Im seeing Denzel in the Arizona Ron role

I thinking more Terrence Howard.

 

[McGarnicle]

I cast a pretty wide net and looked for women picked up on 1/8 and released on $500.00 bond. Nothing even remotely resembles that description that isn't a crank addict.

Help me understand how in the hell this story actually being legitimate makes it any less entertaining. Just go with it man, pop some corn, have a frosty beverage and root for the hooooer to get her comeuppance. Or cheer when the protagonist reaches the 10 rack milestone.

 

[SacramentoBob]

If we're talking gambling, a dime is $1,000If we're talking women, a dime is a super hot chickIf we're talking crime, a dime is snitchingBut we're not talking about any of those things, so please get this "dime" talk out of my thread. TIA.

 

[cstu]

Im seeing Denzel in the Arizona Ron role

I thinking more Terrence Howard.

It's hard out here for a pimp, when you're trying to make the racks for the rent.

 

[shadyridr]

Im seeing Denzel in the Arizona Ron role

I thinking more Terrence Howard.

Perfect!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When do we get to dropping mad stacks?

 

[Henry Ford]

When do we get to dropping mad stacks?

In 1995.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Im seeing Denzel in the Arizona Ron role

I thinking more Terrence Howard.

Spot on.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:Arizona Ron Jaleel WhiteThe Bartender: Harold PerrineauMrs arizona ron: Olivia MunnAngie: Tila TequilaJen: Etsi GinzburgAmber the jealous lez: Isla FisherLance: Mark DacascosCandice: JWOWWthats a box office smash right there

I'm in

 

[Arizona Ron]

you didnt tell us what leather jacket you were wearing when you bailed her out of jail.. your slippin jack

We need to know this now. Thanks.

Actually I was just coming from work. Sports jacket, dress shirt and pants all from jos a bank. Black shoes by Johnston and Murphy.

you can throw 3 racks away on a dime and the best suit you can afford is a Jos Banks...epic fail...that being said, i would give my left arm to be AZRon for a year...

It's an average day at the office, why would I have my best suit on? Also, when did a sports jacket and dress pants become a suit? It's just a regualar day at the office - dress pants and button up shirt. I have about three different "jackets" in my office that I throw on at any time.These aren't suits, guy. It's just another work day.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When do we get to dropping mad stacks?

In 1995.

Dope.

 

[RenegadeGM]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:Arizona Ron Jaleel WhiteThe Bartender: Harold PerrineauMrs arizona ron: Olivia MunnAngie: Tila TequilaJen: Etsi GinzburgAmber the jealous lez: Isla FisherLance: Mark DacascosCandice: JWOWWthats a box office smash right there

I'm in

I can't separate Arizona Ron from his avatar, so I'll take that guy to play him.

 

[shadyridr]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:Arizona Ron Jaleel WhiteThe Bartender: Harold PerrineauMrs arizona ron: Olivia MunnAngie: Tila TequilaJen: Etsi GinzburgAmber the jealous lez: Isla FisherLance: Mark DacascosCandice: JWOWWthats a box office smash right there

I'm in

I can't separate Arizona Ron from his avatar, so I'll take that guy to play him.

Redman?

 

[VA703]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:Arizona Ron Jaleel WhiteThe Bartender: Harold PerrineauMrs arizona ron: Olivia MunnAngie: Tila TequilaJen: Etsi GinzburgAmber the jealous lez: Isla FisherLance: Mark DacascosCandice: JWOWWthats a box office smash right there

I'm in

I can't separate Arizona Ron from his avatar, so I'll take that guy to play him.

Redman?

If AR is red man then lance has to be played by method manWith snoop as the bartender

 

[DrJ]

If we're talking gambling, a dime is $1,000If we're talking women, a dime is a super hot chickIf we're talking crime, a dime is snitchingBut we're not talking about any of those things, so please get this "dime" talk out of my thread. TIA.

So a dime is a smurf?

 

[RenegadeGM]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:Arizona Ron Jaleel WhiteThe Bartender: Harold PerrineauMrs arizona ron: Olivia MunnAngie: Tila TequilaJen: Etsi GinzburgAmber the jealous lez: Isla FisherLance: Mark DacascosCandice: JWOWWthats a box office smash right there

I'm in

I can't separate Arizona Ron from his avatar, so I'll take that guy to play him.

Redman?

Sure... wasn't big enough that I could tell who it was. If I could have identified Redman anyway.

 

[Furious Styles]

It's Friday...

 

[Sand]

Lucy Liu as AngieJessica Alba as Mrs. Arizona RonMegan Fox as Mrs. Arizona Ron's female love interest (the latest one)Still need to figure out the minor roles of Lance the Bartender, Lance the buddy and Mrs. Arizona Ron's original love interest who gets too possessive ( Think hot chick with crazy eyes)

lucy is too oldreplace with Jamie Chunghttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm1512166/

If we're voting I'll put one in for Grace Park.

 

[T Bell]

Heres the cast in the order of appearance:Arizona Ron Jaleel WhiteThe Bartender: Harold PerrineauMrs arizona ron: Olivia MunnAngie: Tila TequilaJen: Etsi GinzburgAmber the jealous lez: Isla FisherLance: Mark DacascosCandice: JWOWWthats a box office smash right there

I'm in

I can't separate Arizona Ron from his avatar, so I'll take that guy to play him.

Redman?

I got too much girth, guy.

 

[Village Idiot]

What exactly is the coincidence?

There are easily 20-30 bars in the general area. I just stopped at the first one off the highway; I wasn't intending on going to any bar in particular. Maybe it was more subconscious?

oh

Just go with it. It keeps the story intact and viewer interested by having the two main characters back to the scene where the story started. The story actually would have been better had she asked to go back to THAT bar and for the two lead characters to spend some time in the bar. They could have ran into the bartender. Ron could have thanked Lance for getting him into this mess. Or, Lance could be mysteriously missing from work. Something. This would be a really nice for the movie.

We need a title for this flick. I like Three Racks. It works well due to the $3000 and there are 3 main women characters.

I think "Racks" and this is just a small part of the movie. This whole Angie thing is what he has to deal with that takes him away from the real meat of the story, while giving the audience some asian t and a.The real story should be guns and gambling, I think. And possibly pimping.

What we need now is for AR to access his dark side (no pun intended). Maybe he takes the Lexus to get detailed, they do a poor job with the vacuuming and he just snaps. We have a scene where he pistol-whips Angie, screaming "You done ####ed up one too many times, #####!!!", yanks her by her hair to the hooker clothes store, and puts her on the street. We're talking Spiderman numbers opening weekend.

McGarnicle you're back on the case.

 

[Village Idiot]

I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.

Not you baby.I don't even think typical Asian chick when I see your name.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What exactly is the coincidence?

There are easily 20-30 bars in the general area. I just stopped at the first one off the highway; I wasn't intending on going to any bar in particular. Maybe it was more subconscious?

oh

Just go with it. It keeps the story intact and viewer interested by having the two main characters back to the scene where the story started. The story actually would have been better had she asked to go back to THAT bar and for the two lead characters to spend some time in the bar. They could have ran into the bartender. Ron could have thanked Lance for getting him into this mess. Or, Lance could be mysteriously missing from work. Something. This would be a really nice for the movie.

We need a title for this flick. I like Three Racks. It works well due to the $3000 and there are 3 main women characters.

I think "Racks" and this is just a small part of the movie. This whole Angie thing is what he has to deal with that takes him away from the real meat of the story, while giving the audience some asian t and a.The real story should be guns and gambling, I think. And possibly pimping.

What we need now is for AR to access his dark side (no pun intended). Maybe he takes the Lexus to get detailed, they do a poor job with the vacuuming and he just snaps. We have a scene where he pistol-whips Angie, screaming "You done ####ed up one too many times, #####!!!", yanks her by her hair to the hooker clothes store, and puts her on the street. We're talking Spiderman numbers opening weekend.

McGarnicle you're back on the case.

 

[Village Idiot]

Can we get Tarantino to direct this?

 

[sbonomo]

Can we get Tarantino to direct this?

Or the Cohen brothers....

 

[iamsmilin]

I told my wife this story last night and she informed me that that's what a lot of them do, these Asians, they find a sugar daddy to leech off of for a while, then move to the next one. My wife is very worldly and knows all about this stuff.

Not you baby.I don't even think typical Asian chick when I see your name.

I'm a little afraid of what you do think when you see my name.