Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[Slapdash]

FWIW: Nailing 5 or 6 different chicks in the course of two weeks doesn't require the same amount of time as having 5 or 6 girlfriends. HTH.

Ice Princess, it's usually a random quick hook up where she commands me to come #### her brains out.

Angie, meh whenever

Druggie sends me text messages of her playing with herself and sometimes I break down and go do happy hour with her.

Wife, well she's around so it happens.

Trashy/cute girl is a new thing, I've only hit it twice so far. We'll see how that goes.

 

[johnnycakes]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

I nailed 6 girls in 7 days when I was 18 during spring break in Cancun, one of the girls I did on two nights or it would've been 7/7...

My historical week, which I will never forget is AR's typical S-S.

I once did 3 girls in the same 24 hour period in law school (at the height of my pining over my ex so I'm pretty "proud" of this one) and, while I didn't know it at the time, just two months or so prior to meeting my wife I capped my dating career with a miraculous Sunday where, in about a twelve hour period from 10 AM - 10 PM I was with four different girls. It was devilishly thrilling and are two days I will fondly reminder as I cruise forward with blissful monogamy.

But as you indicate, AZ Ron would call these days "Wednesday".

I couldn't imagine the stress of all of that.

Pressure.... changes everything. Some people, you squeeze them, they focus. Others fold. AR focuses.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

I nailed 6 girls in 7 days when I was 18 during spring break in Cancun, one of the girls I did on two nights or it would've been 7/7...

My historical week, which I will never forget is AR's typical S-S.

I once did 3 girls in the same 24 hour period in law school (at the height of my pining over my ex so I'm pretty "proud" of this one) and, while I didn't know it at the time, just two months or so prior to meeting my wife I capped my dating career with a miraculous Sunday where, in about a twelve hour period from 10 AM - 10 PM I was with four different girls. It was devilishly thrilling and are two days I will fondly reminder as I cruise forward with blissful monogamy.

But as you indicate, AZ Ron would call these days "Wednesday".

I couldn't imagine the stress of all of that.

Pressure.... changes everything. Some people, you squeeze them, they focus. Others fold. AR focuses.

I'm an attorney. Pressure is easy. Self made stress is repugnant.

Women are crazy. Even the ones we love,,,, let's face it. There is either an evolutionary or God-given insinct they have to be able to turn the crazy on and off without so much as a warning. In that, one is enough for me. The thought of having 4 at the same time going all defcon 2 on me for whatever reason sets them off that day is just not worth it. Porn is easier and you can turn it off.

 

[johnnycakes]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

I nailed 6 girls in 7 days when I was 18 during spring break in Cancun, one of the girls I did on two nights or it would've been 7/7...

My historical week, which I will never forget is AR's typical S-S.

I once did 3 girls in the same 24 hour period in law school (at the height of my pining over my ex so I'm pretty "proud" of this one) and, while I didn't know it at the time, just two months or so prior to meeting my wife I capped my dating career with a miraculous Sunday where, in about a twelve hour period from 10 AM - 10 PM I was with four different girls. It was devilishly thrilling and are two days I will fondly reminder as I cruise forward with blissful monogamy.

But as you indicate, AZ Ron would call these days "Wednesday".

I couldn't imagine the stress of all of that.

Pressure.... changes everything. Some people, you squeeze them, they focus. Others fold. AR focuses.

I'm an attorney. Pressure is easy. Self made stress is repugnant.

Women are crazy. Even the ones we love,,,, let's face it. There is either an evolutionary or God-given insinct they have to be able to turn the crazy on and off without so much as a warning. In that, one is enough for me. The thought of having 4 at the same time going all defcon 2 on me for whatever reason sets them off that day is just not worth it. Porn is easier and you can turn it off.

I dunno. Depends upon who you are. I always found self-made stress to be a challenge. Especially when I'm bored. Which is most of the time.

 

[MikeIke]

Wife, well she's around so it happens.

This is the only thing AR and I have in common.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Wife, well she's around so it happens.

This is the only thing AR and I have in common.

 

[pollardsvision]

Can't believe some of you guys giving AR ####.

We are programmed to want to bang everything we see, and not to want them to be doing the same.

Nobody said it was right or fair. Just human nature.

I bet all of you wouldn't like Angie stepping out in this manner if you were in Ron's Timb's.

Shame on all of you.

 

[sbonomo]

Wife, well she's around so it happens.

This is the only thing AR and I have in common.

Mine is that i am lucky to get it ever other week with the wife....I am sure it is not as interesting as with his wife though...FML

 

[SeaDogStat]

I know that it is impossible, based solely on the geography, but how great would it be if the skinny-jeans kid was Eminence?

Well, then Ron (and everyone) would know for sure she wasn't banging skinny jeans dude

 

[IC FBGCav]

You really should change the threat title from "latest update" to greatest update.

 

[Tom Hagen]

I think Ron's more bothered by the skinny jeans than Angie banging some other dude.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I know that it is impossible, based solely on the geography, but how great would it be if the skinny-jeans kid was Eminence?

Well, then Ron (and everyone) would know for sure she wasn't banging skinny jeans dude

Now, you stop that. We like Em.

 

[AcerFC]

Can't believe some of you guys giving AR ####.

We are programmed to want to bang everything we see, and not to want them to be doing the same.

Nobody said it was right or fair. Just human nature.

I bet all of you wouldn't like Angie stepping out in this manner if you were in Ron's Timb's.

Shame on all of you.

since you put it this way

 

[fantasycurse42]

Currently tagging:

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Thought this was off limits per the agreement with the wife?

AR, please unpack this...

ahem!!

 

[Osaurus]

AR, do you sleep?

 

[Gary Coal Man]

I think Ron's more bothered by the skinny jeans than Angie banging some other dude.

I think the skinny jeans showed off a bulge that Ron knows he can't compete with.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

Yeah, I can definitely see how Angie is totally out of line seeing other guys.

 

[johnnycakes]

I think Ron's more bothered by the skinny jeans than Angie banging some other dude.

I think the skinny jeans showed off a bulge that Ron knows he can't compete with.

 

[Gary Coal Man]

I think Ron's more bothered by the skinny jeans than Angie banging some other dude.

I think the skinny jeans showed off a bulge that Ron knows he can't compete with.

I'll have to defer to you as an authority on Ron's bulge.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

is there a way we can keep this thread on page 69 forever?

 

[Ned]

Can't believe some of you guys giving AR ####.

We are programmed to want to bang everything we see, and not to want them to be doing the same.

Nobody said it was right or fair. Just human nature.

I bet all of you wouldn't like Angie stepping out in this manner if you were in Ron's Timb's.

Shame on all of you.

This makes no sense.

 

[kentric]

Can't believe some of you guys giving AR ####.

We are programmed to want to bang everything we see, and not to want them to be doing the same.

Nobody said it was right or fair. Just human nature.

I bet all of you wouldn't like Angie stepping out in this manner if you were in Ron's Timb's.

Shame on all of you.

This makes no sense.

Stop it, he's on a roll.

 

[doowain]

FYI. You basically are her dad at this point. Minus the occasional bang of course. It's cute that you're sending her to college. Pretty soon you'll have to gently push her out of the nest. Are you planning on cosigning on her apartment? You gonna give her a gas card? My parents did! I did some serious shopping at gas stations during college!

Ha...it's funny that you mention that. Just watched Reality Bites last night.

 

[SIDA!]

Hey Ron

Where we at on the timeline of your life? Are we pretty much present day or are we still behind a few months? Thanks!

 

[Braktastic]

This makes no sense.

Stop it, he's on a roll.

Stupid, Flanders.

 

[soothsayer]

Maybe Angie is pegging skinny jeans white kid.

So hot.

 

[pollardsvision]

Can't believe some of you guys giving AR ####.

We are programmed to want to bang everything we see, and not to want them to be doing the same.

Nobody said it was right or fair. Just human nature.

I bet all of you wouldn't like Angie stepping out in this manner if you were in Ron's Timb's.

Shame on all of you.

This makes no sense.

What makes no sense is criticizing the man living the life folks would love to have, but don't have the chops to arrange nor the sheer manhood and time management skills to maintain.

Everybody criticizing would take an Angie or 3 on if they could. And they wouldn't be thrilled to see her burning their money, toting around some punk she's banging in their car. Especially when the punk called them dad.

Ron's a gracious and courageous man to share his triumphs and baller problems with us lumps. People need to stop judging and show some respect

 

[Koya]

While I've rooted for Angie ever since she shed a tear while Mrs. Ron choked her down on our hero's manhood, I've gotta side with Ron on this one. None of us are privy to all the dynamics that occur between her and Ron but the two of them and Angie has been sneaking around and keeping this relationship from Ron. She is being sneaky because she knows that she is violating their implied contract. Not to mention the fact that she is doing this with some skinny 18 year old loser which is definitely an affront to Ron. While her getting side action without Ron's okay isn't acceptable in any circumstance, she at minimum should have the decency to do so with a refined man that dresses appropriately.

Are you serious? Angie doesn't OWE Ron ####. Run was paying for #### with her as sugar baby and that turned into her becoming his nanny.

As a nanny, she doesn't owe Ron anything other than watching the kids. There is no implied contract... There is no such thing And to just expect it is terribly selfish and shortsighted IMO.

As the kid said, Ron could be her father. If he wants her to be his GIRLFRIEND then a lot of dynamics need to change and there should be no implied anything. You communicate expectations, you don't just assume it's going to be whatever you want and then act all jealous, possessive and weak when #### doesn't go 100% your way.

I love Angie but based on what I've read she has a propensity to step over the line, some might even call her a habitual line stepper

WHAT LINE?

Seriously... Ron makes his own imaginary lines in a tangled web of dashed and dotted lines that create a mosaic which can lead to nothing BUT stepping "over" a line.

There's no real communication and there's completely unrealistic expectation from Ron. I like Ron. I love this thread. But the reality is this is 100% on him.

 

[Koya]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

But that ##### Angie (whom does provide a real service for room and board) best not step over this imaginary line where she only sleeps with her boss.

 

[Quez]

I wouldn't worry until Angie asks to bring skinny jeans into an orgy.

 

[pollardsvision]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

But that ##### Angie (whom does provide a real service for room and board) best not step over this imaginary line where she only sleeps with her boss.

Oh come on now. How many nanny's do you know that get room and board, a car, a no questions asked CC, and college tuition.And IIRC, she's not much for cleaning either.

Angie's job description is a bit different than most nanny's. The company car should be limited to Ron related services.

She's Ron's #2 (steps in for #1 times). Its though watching your #2 step out

 

[Arizona Ron]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

But that ##### Angie (whom does provide a real service for room and board) best not step over this imaginary line where she only sleeps with her boss.

Oh come on now. How many nanny's do you know that get room and board, a car, a no questions asked CC, and college tuition.And IIRC, she's not much for cleaning either.

Angie's job description is a bit different than most nanny's. The company car should be limited to Ron related services.

She's Ron's #2 (steps in for #1 times). Its though watching your #2 step out

This guy gets it1

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Angie gets a home, car, food, money, sex and stability from Ron.

Ron gets someone to watch his kid and sex from Angie.

It is infinitely easier for Ron to replace Angie than it would be for Angie to find another Ron. They both know this even if it remains unspoken. Angie has had her life improve dramatically since Ron entered her. Part of their grand bargain is that Angie needs to know where the lines are in this relationship even if they are not pointed out to her. Pretty sure she knows the deal and realizes what she is doing will not sit well with Ron.

 

[IC FBGCav]

You're taking good care of this chick and I agree she shouldn't be out banging around. I hope you put her in her place and I look forward to the next update.

BTW, how many times per week on average are you tapping Angie?

Maybe once every other week if that.

Gotta step that up IMO. She does need to show you the proper respect as her pimp, but she's a young girl with needs too. Tear that ##### up until there's nothing left for this other punk.

I can only bang so many chicks in a week. Currently tagging:

Druggie

Trashy/cute girl

The Ice Princess (don't ask me why)

Wife

Angie

plus the randoms I meet when I go out.

But that ##### Angie (whom does provide a real service for room and board) best not step over this imaginary line where she only sleeps with her boss.

Oh come on now. How many nanny's do you know that get room and board, a car, a no questions asked CC, and college tuition.And IIRC, she's not much for cleaning either.

Angie's job description is a bit different than most nanny's. The company car should be limited to Ron related services.

She's Ron's #2 (steps in for #1 times). Its though watching your #2 step out

This guy gets it1

Plus one night you might dive into sloppy seconds from some young punk which you know nothing about.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm sitting at a restaurant bar getting hammered waiting for the wife... There is strange everywhere here right now, sometimes I'm very jealous of AR from Tuscon

Anyways, the Ice Princess, isn't she off-limits AR?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Ron did you just come up with "soak the walls" or hear it from a friend.......either way that phrase is never going away.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm sitting at a restaurant bar getting hammered waiting for the wife... There is strange everywhere here right now, sometimes I'm very jealous of AR from Tuscon

Anyways, the Ice Princess, isn't she off-limits AR?

On the positive side, I'll get my knob slobbed and soak the stomach later, on the negative side, I've done this about a gazillion times with her.

 

[jon_mx]

Hey honey. I am running a bit late tonight. Got to go soak the walls.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron did you just come up with "soak the walls" or hear it from a friend.......either way that phrase is never going away.

I try to be as descriptive as possible while staying "excellent". I use phases that by themselves mean nothing but in context, it means everything.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Ron did you just come up with "soak the walls" or hear it from a friend.......either way that phrase is never going away.

I try to be as descriptive as possible while staying "excellent". I use phases that by themselves mean nothing but in context, it means everything.

 

[Thorn]

Angie gets a home, car, food, money, sex and stability from Ron.

Ron gets someone to watch his kid and sex from Angie.

It is infinitely easier for Ron to replace Angie than it would be for Angie to find another Ron. They both know this even if it remains unspoken. Angie has had her life improve dramatically since Ron entered her. Part of their grand bargain is that Angie needs to know where the lines are in this relationship even if they are not pointed out to her. Pretty sure she knows the deal and realizes what she is doing will not sit well with Ron.

 

[dozer]

At first I thought the walls were behind the headboard or something.

AZ Lawnsprinkler.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm sitting at a restaurant bar getting hammered waiting for the wife... There is strange everywhere here right now, sometimes I'm very jealous of AR from Tuscon

Anyways, the Ice Princess, isn't she off-limits AR?

On the positive side, I'll get my knob slobbed and soak the stomach later, on the negative side, I've done this about a gazillion times with her.

I'm officially drunk, and if I was AR, I'd be nailing this 5.5-6 who is slightly thick stating me down for the last hour. My ####### wife is least punctual person on Earth

AR, I'm not judging at all, just trying to understand, is the ice princess strict lyy beehind the wife's back, isn't she against banging her??? 4th take...

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Most exciting thing I did all week was take a crap in JoAnne Fabrics

 

[xulf]

Angie gets a home, car, food, money, sex and stability from Ron.

Ron gets someone to watch his kid and sex from Angie.

It is infinitely easier for Ron to replace Angie than it would be for Angie to find another Ron. They both know this even if it remains unspoken. Angie has had her life improve dramatically since Ron entered her. Part of their grand bargain is that Angie needs to know where the lines are in this relationship even if they are not pointed out to her. Pretty sure she knows the deal and realizes what she is doing will not sit well with Ron.

 

[Arizona Ron]

About The Ice Princess

I cut her off for a while, ignoring texts and everything. One day I saw her out at the bar. I was talking to this guy about some dumb #### when she walked up and sat down. I introduced her to the guy I was talking to and she proceeded to whisper in my ear, "I'm going to keagel you until you fill me up them release the load on your chest tonight"

She did, she's wild and unlike any woman I've hooked up with ever.

No, the wife doesn't know. There's no way I'm bringing her up or letting her near anyone I know. She tells me she's still "gay", but I'm just her dildo when her wrist hurts.

She's ####ing looney.

 

[Osaurus]

About The Ice Princess

I cut her off for a while, ignoring texts and everything. One day I saw her out at the bar. I was talking to this guy about some dumb #### when she walked up and sat down. I introduced her to the guy I was talking to and she proceeded to whisper in my ear, "I'm going to keagel you until you fill me up them release the load on your chest tonight"

She did, she's wild and unlike any woman I've hooked up with ever.

No, the wife doesn't know. There's no way I'm bringing her up or letting her near anyone I know. She tells me she's still "gay", but I'm just her dildo when her wrist hurts.

She's ####ing looney.

Aren't those the best kind?

 

[Spike]

I know that it is impossible, based solely on the geography, but how great would it be if the skinny-jeans kid was Eminence?

Better yet - No. 16.

 

[SIDA!]

Angie gets a home, car, food, money, sex and stability from Ron.

Ron gets someone to watch his kid and sex from Angie.

It is infinitely easier for Ron to replace Angie than it would be for Angie to find another Ron. They both know this even if it remains unspoken. Angie has had her life improve dramatically since Ron entered her. Part of their grand bargain is that Angie needs to know where the lines are in this relationship even if they are not pointed out to her. Pretty sure she knows the deal and realizes what she is doing will not sit well with Ron.

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

AR, you have always been good to me. You have my support. Try to keep their names straight and watch out for their crazy jealous current and ex-lovers.

May I suggest that when you text for a booty call you tell them to clear the fairway, Daddy's approaching the tee box. That will let any lesser roosters who are sniffing around clear the area before you take the big wood out of the bag.