Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[McGarnicle]

This is a good day.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I also went for a run the other morning. I then came home and cut the grass. I spread some mulch and watched the kids while my wife went to get her hair cut.

Later, we ate dinner, the kids got baths, and then fought and cried when going to bed. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up with a stiff neck.

So, we basically had the same kind of day. Slap it high.

 

[SwampDawg]

Welcome back....Best way to start the week with a Ron update.

 

[ChiefD]

I guess the fox says: bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.....

 

[IC FBGCav]

125.00 a minute, not a bad rate.

 

[stbugs]

Champaign? First I thought this was Arizona, then found out it was VA and now you are in Illinois? So confused. I figured it took a while to update because you forgot which girls were which numbers, no I know it took a while to unpack.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Champaign? First I thought this was Arizona, then found out it was VA and now you are in Illinois? So confused. I figured it took a while to update because you forgot which girls were which numbers, no I know it took a while to unpack.

Okay, I spelled it wrong

 

[Weeber]

125.00 a minute, not a bad rate.

That does not seem worth it for aids.

 

[stbugs]

Champaign? First I thought this was Arizona, then found out it was VA and now you are in Illinois? So confused. I figured it took a while to update because you forgot which girls were which numbers, no I know it took a while to unpack.

Okay, I spelled it wrong

C'mon, rolling eyes? Wasn't it a little funny? I tried to tie it in to the confusion on where you were, which girls were which and the delay from the last update.

 

[bushdocda]

Chaos does not take American Express.

 

[McGarnicle]

Chaos is possibly the best stripper name ever.

 

[(HULK)]

Name of the gentlemen's establishment? Most of the one's suck around here, unless you feel like driving to Baltimore.

And lol @ What Did the Fox Say?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Love the tie in with the fox story, especially with the music playing at the strip club. I also love the fact that Ron was caught off guard by the Ice Princess spilling the beans to the wife about dropping a 1/2 rack on Chaos. Finally, really glad to know Angie is still in the picture.

 

[Rick James]

Ron, why did you lie to your wife about banging Chaos? Ice obviously knows what happened.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Love the tie in with the fox story, especially with the music playing at the strip club. I also love the fact that Ron was caught off guard by the Ice Princess spilling the beans to the wife about dropping a 1/2 rack on Chaos. Finally, really glad to know Angie is still in the picture.

By the end of the story, I had honestly completely forgotten about the fox. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Serious question. How much of a cut does the club/bouncer get out of the $500?

 

[VA703]

great way to start the week here.

the bj from chaos, do you ever worry about catching something?

Name of the gentlemen's establishment? Most of the one's suck around here, unless you feel like driving to Baltimore.

And lol @ What Did the Fox Say?

try vixens near the racetrack

 

[DocHolliday]

While a fun story, this latest installment is not Rons best work. The writing was a little lazy with the whole fox thing.

Still look forward to any updates to this thread and have been hooked since the first post. AZRon is the master of the story-telling on this board.

 

[tommyboy]

gonna start callin you Arizona Mark

 

[jon_mx]

I am guessing the rabid fox is some kind of metaphor foreshadowing some future update.

 

[[icon]]

Welcome back sir

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Cheesy plot device. I'll allow it.

 

[xulf]

 

[dhockster]

I also went for a run the other morning. I then came home and cut the grass. I spread some mulch and watched the kids while my wife went to get her hair cut.

Later, we ate dinner, the kids got baths, and then fought and cried when going to bed. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up with a stiff neck.

So, we basically had the same kind of day. Slap it high.

I'm surprised that you and the wife didn't have time to hit Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Chaos >>>> Mayhem

 

[Ned Ryerson]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I also went for a run the other morning. I then came home and cut the grass. I spread some mulch and watched the kids while my wife went to get her hair cut.

Later, we ate dinner, the kids got baths, and then fought and cried when going to bed. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up with a stiff neck.

So, we basically had the same kind of day. Slap it high.

I'm surprised that you and the wife didn't have time to hit Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

We planned to after Home Depot, but alas.

 

[cstu]

That was damn near the most pathetic thing I've ever read...and I read Em's threads.

 

[Arizona Ron]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

 

[AcerFC]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

big fan ron. But this does not make sense.

 

[Arizona Ron]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

big fan ron. But this does not make sense.

Hookers charge for sex, which is illegal. Dancers charge for dances, which is legal. HTH.

 

[AcerFC]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

big fan ron. But this does not make sense.

Hookers charge for sex, which is illegal. Dancers charge for dances, which is legal. HTH.

I can't figure out if this is shtick or not

 

[hagmania]

She just danced on a different pole imo.

 

[sbonomo]

Thank you!

 

[sbonomo]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

mmm, going to have to disagree with you on this one. She becomes a hooker when she takes money for sex. Would you have paid 500 without the bj or sex?

 

[Bull Dozier]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

big fan ron. But this does not make sense.

Hookers charge for sex, which is illegal. Dancers charge for dances, which is legal. HTH.

I can't figure out if this is shtick or not

I think he's trying to avoid admitting to a crime on a message board by claiming to have done something legal.

 

[AcerFC]

Got it

 

[Insein]

At least he left the walls unsoaked.

 

[Arizona Ron]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

mmm, going to have to disagree with you on this one. She becomes a hooker when she takes money for sex. Would you have paid 500 without the bj or sex?

Have you ever been to a private room with bottle service? It's typically $300-$800 depending on location. No different then table service at a club or a cabana. You buy overpriced booz for VIP treatment.

 

[IC FBGCav]

At least he left the walls unsoaked.

Which brings me too, how did you get rid of the condom? Throw it against the wall?

 

[Godsbrother]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

mmm, going to have to disagree with you on this one. She becomes a hooker when she takes money for sex. Would you have paid 500 without the bj or sex?

Have you ever been to a private room with bottle service? It's typically $300-$800 depending on location. No different then table service at a club or a cabana. You buy overpriced booz for VIP treatment.

I haven't.

There isn't a woman alive that I would pay $500 to dance or have sex with.

 

[Arizona Ron]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

mmm, going to have to disagree with you on this one. She becomes a hooker when she takes money for sex. Would you have paid 500 without the bj or sex?

Have you ever been to a private room with bottle service? It's typically $300-$800 depending on location. No different then table service at a club or a cabana. You buy overpriced booz for VIP treatment.

I haven't.

There isn't a woman alive that I would pay $500 to dance or have sex with.

I paid for bottle service in VIP

ETA: and a dance

 

[Godsbrother]

So Ron paid money to #### a hooker and his wife didn't care?

In context, this seems like a non-event.

She isn't a hooker, she's a dancer. I paid to for a dance, not for sex.

Huge difference.

mmm, going to have to disagree with you on this one. She becomes a hooker when she takes money for sex. Would you have paid 500 without the bj or sex?

Have you ever been to a private room with bottle service? It's typically $300-$800 depending on location. No different then table service at a club or a cabana. You buy overpriced booz for VIP treatment.

I haven't.

There isn't a woman alive that I would pay $500 to dance or have sex with.

I paid for bottle service in VIP

Okay okay. There isn't a bottle of vodka in a strip joint's VIP room that I would pay $500 for.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I've seen people sell a Bic pen on ebay for several hundred dollars. The pen comes with a free pair of playoff tickets to a professional sporting event.

It's kinda like that.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Did you wear it home?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I don't see why it is so confusing, the Ice Princess told our hero that Chaos wanted to bang him before they agreed to go to the VIP room. Chaos was working so they happened to make love while she was working. The money was for the VIP room and bottle, the making love was just something that two consenting adults both wanted to do.

 

[TLEF316]

Lol at "make love".

 

[IC FBGCav]

Stuff it in your pocket?

 

[TheAristocrat]

@ FUJB

 

[jon_mx]

A good time was had by all.