Arizona Ron
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It's an easy call out bottle in a DC bar. Plus, who really gives a #### once you mix itYour stories are always good. I've never judged your lifestyle but I'm sorry Ciroc is not a good vodka.
It's an easy call out bottle in a DC bar. Plus, who really gives a #### once you mix itYour stories are always good. I've never judged your lifestyle but I'm sorry Ciroc is not a good vodka.
Guys are so ####### gross. wtf.The dude jumped belly to belly with her; they kissed while smearing my seed on their stomachs.
I just went to sleep - they were gone in the morning.
Sounds like she was wearing his seed.So we know every piece of clothing Ron wore, but haven't the slightest clue what the chick was wearing.
Sounds like she was wearing his seed.So we know every piece of clothing Ron wore, but haven't the slightest clue what the chick was wearing.
Well there was that. I am curious how this 'date' got set up. Did some couple advertise online or something?Technically, can he even really call it "his seed" anymore, since he's snipped? Would "seminal fluid" have been more appropriate there?Sounds like she was wearing his seed.So we know every piece of clothing Ron wore, but haven't the slightest clue what the chick was wearing.
That's life in the fast lane, kid.Guys are so ####### gross. wtf.The dude jumped belly to belly with her; they kissed while smearing my seed on their stomachs.
I just went to sleep - they were gone in the morning.

No, I pulled the condoms out as soon as the dude started daring his chick to get naked.Did the randy couple request the condom?
Good question. When I first met the couple, I didn't get any indication that it would go this way. I figured we would both bang her out; I even positioned her a few times in his direction and he didn't jump in for the ol' Eiffel Tower - at one point I pulled out and let her blow me some more with her ### pointed in his direction. Which was a waste because I had to put another condom on (can't get a bj with a condom on). Another time I turned her head towards him and still nothing. His comments started when I got naked, was like 'oh your going to get it'. During sex he said things like, 'oh you like that', she hardly acknowledged him while I was going to town - she just kept 'yes', 'oh my god', 'right there' etc. He kept his clothes on until the end too just rubbing himself through his pants. The only time he got naked is after finished and they started playing slip and slide with my jizz.I want to know more about what the cuckhold guy was saying during all of this. "Made random comments" is a tease imo. Was he commenting on the action, or was he more like, "I'm in favor of a flat tax based system", "Did you know that the gravity on the moon is only 46% percent of earth's gravity", "I'm really into smashing splooge stomachs."
DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.Why dont you go to DC before midnight
No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?
For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up
I don't get it. What does this dude possibly get out of that?Good question. When I first met the couple, I didn't get any indication that it would go this way. I figured we would both bang her out; I even positioned her a few times in his direction and he didn't jump in for the ol' Eiffel Tower - at one point I pulled out and let her blow me some more with her ### pointed in his direction. Which was a waste because I had to put another condom on (can't get a bj with a condom on). Another time I turned her head towards him and still nothing. His comments started when I got naked, was like 'oh your going to get it'. During sex he said things like, 'oh you like that', she hardly acknowledged him while I was going to town - she just kept 'yes', 'oh my god', 'right there' etc. He kept his clothes on until the end too just rubbing himself through his pants. The only time he got naked is after finished and they started playing slip and slide with my jizz.I want to know more about what the cuckhold guy was saying during all of this. "Made random comments" is a tease imo. Was he commenting on the action, or was he more like, "I'm in favor of a flat tax based system", "Did you know that the gravity on the moon is only 46% percent of earth's gravity", "I'm really into smashing splooge stomachs."
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nutThe cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Prob better he didn't join though, no?Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nutThe cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.![]()
So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.Why dont you go to DC before midnight
One video does not a genre make.Once i found out there was an entire genre of porn where the guy plows a woman whose hand is caught in a drain, nothing surprised me anymore
I didn't give it much thought. They offered to meet at 10 through the app and I just said sure I'll be there.So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.Why dont you go to DC before midnight
You'd rather have some dude watch you have sex while making creepy comments cheering you on instead of just picking a hole?Prob better he didn't join though, no?Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nutThe cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.![]()
Did this impact your performance?Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nutThe cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.![]()
What would this be labeled as?One video does not a genre make.Once i found out there was an entire genre of porn where the guy plows a woman whose hand is caught in a drain, nothing surprised me anymore
Wait, is there an entire genre?
Actually, I think that was the scholar known as Juicy J.Been there, not a fan. I'll quote the famous poet, 2-Chainz: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing #####".Have you been to the Crystal City Restaurant yet?
Don't let the name fool you, its a strip club.
As long as its not the same hole, I agree with Ron.You'd rather have some dude watch you have sex while making creepy comments cheering you on instead of just picking a hole?Prob better he didn't join though, no?Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nutThe cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.![]()
Both white, early 30s, she was a 7, 130ish, 5'8" - even though they were same height, she seemed like a taller girl when I was banging her and he seemed like a little guy.What's this couple's profile? White? Black? Old or young? Attractive?
IDK, I participated in the latter in my early 20's with a good buddy. We were all types of ####ed up, no crossing swords or anything, but even with the vague memory the next morning, it still felt weird. Never done the former and it certainly isn't in my future, so I can't speak definitively, but I'd prob rather go with that and just tune the comments out. If I'm wasted, I can def tune the weird dude out. If someone else is involved, I can't flip her around and control what I want to do, so I'd prob want to avoid the trio if those are the only two options.As long as its not the same hole, I agree with Ron.You'd rather have some dude watch you have sex while making creepy comments cheering you on instead of just picking a hole?Prob better he didn't join though, no?Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nutThe cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.![]()
Wait... and you responded, implying you are too?No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?
For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up
So you were two hours late on them and they didn't care?I didn't give it much thought. They offered to meet at 10 through the app and I just said sure I'll be there.So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.Why dont you go to DC before midnight
Yes.Wait... and you responded, implying you are too?No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?
For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up