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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

I want to know more about what the cuckhold guy was saying during all of this. "Made random comments" is a tease imo. Was he commenting on the action, or was he more like, "I'm in favor of a flat tax based system", "Did you know that the gravity on the moon is only 46% percent of earth's gravity", "I'm really into smashing splooge stomachs."

 
FWIW, we banged in my spare room; I left them in the spare room after seeding them then went to my bedroom to sleep.

Nothing was stolen that I noticed. Again the place is staged so I really don't give a rip about any of the stuff in there.

 
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Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?

For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up

 
I want to know more about what the cuckhold guy was saying during all of this. "Made random comments" is a tease imo. Was he commenting on the action, or was he more like, "I'm in favor of a flat tax based system", "Did you know that the gravity on the moon is only 46% percent of earth's gravity", "I'm really into smashing splooge stomachs."
Good question. When I first met the couple, I didn't get any indication that it would go this way. I figured we would both bang her out; I even positioned her a few times in his direction and he didn't jump in for the ol' Eiffel Tower - at one point I pulled out and let her blow me some more with her ### pointed in his direction. Which was a waste because I had to put another condom on (can't get a bj with a condom on). Another time I turned her head towards him and still nothing. His comments started when I got naked, was like 'oh your going to get it'. During sex he said things like, 'oh you like that', she hardly acknowledged him while I was going to town - she just kept 'yes', 'oh my god', 'right there' etc. He kept his clothes on until the end too just rubbing himself through his pants. The only time he got naked is after finished and they started playing slip and slide with my jizz.

 
Why dont you go to DC before midnight
DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.

 
Did they specifically advertise that they were looking for a black gentleman in their "dating" profile?

For some reason the "i don't go to DC before midnight" part cracked me up
No, just said they were into MMF. Oddly, specifically noted they were not interested in MFF.

 
I want to know more about what the cuckhold guy was saying during all of this. "Made random comments" is a tease imo. Was he commenting on the action, or was he more like, "I'm in favor of a flat tax based system", "Did you know that the gravity on the moon is only 46% percent of earth's gravity", "I'm really into smashing splooge stomachs."
Good question. When I first met the couple, I didn't get any indication that it would go this way. I figured we would both bang her out; I even positioned her a few times in his direction and he didn't jump in for the ol' Eiffel Tower - at one point I pulled out and let her blow me some more with her ### pointed in his direction. Which was a waste because I had to put another condom on (can't get a bj with a condom on). Another time I turned her head towards him and still nothing. His comments started when I got naked, was like 'oh your going to get it'. During sex he said things like, 'oh you like that', she hardly acknowledged him while I was going to town - she just kept 'yes', 'oh my god', 'right there' etc. He kept his clothes on until the end too just rubbing himself through his pants. The only time he got naked is after finished and they started playing slip and slide with my jizz.
I don't get it. What does this dude possibly get out of that?

I get it when its a swap situation and the guy gets some strange. I even get it if its a tag team fufilling a fantasy for the wife. I don't get what that dude did. Just weird.

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nut :shrug:

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nut :shrug:
Prob better he didn't join though, no?

 
It's kind of like the gay, it's hard to believe people actually engage in this stuff. But then I struggle to stay up past midnight.

 
Why dont you go to DC before midnight
DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.
So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.

 
I watched about 10 minutes of wrestling last night for the first time in ~20 years. So, yeah, pretty much on par with Ron's life.

 
Once i found out there was an entire genre of porn where the guy plows a woman whose hand is caught in a drain, nothing surprised me anymore

 
Why dont you go to DC before midnight
DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.
So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.
I didn't give it much thought. They offered to meet at 10 through the app and I just said sure I'll be there.

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nut :shrug:
Prob better he didn't join though, no?
You'd rather have some dude watch you have sex while making creepy comments cheering you on instead of just picking a hole?

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nut :shrug:
Did this impact your performance?

Honestly, if I was in your shoes, it probably would've put me off my game to the point I'd last like 12 pumps instead of 4.

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nut :shrug:
Prob better he didn't join though, no?
You'd rather have some dude watch you have sex while making creepy comments cheering you on instead of just picking a hole?
As long as its not the same hole, I agree with Ron.

 
What's this couple's profile? White? Black? Old or young? Attractive?
Both white, early 30s, she was a 7, 130ish, 5'8" - even though they were same height, she seemed like a taller girl when I was banging her and he seemed like a little guy.

I would date her (well not now obviously).

 
The cuckold thing is so freaking weird. I don't know how you don't get skeeved out with the dude just watching you bang his wife and making weird comments.
Honestly, if they said up front that what they wanted to do I would have declined. It didn't really click until I was well in when I realized that he wasn't going to join and just really wanted to watch. At that point, might as well catch a nut :shrug:
Prob better he didn't join though, no?
You'd rather have some dude watch you have sex while making creepy comments cheering you on instead of just picking a hole?
As long as its not the same hole, I agree with Ron.
IDK, I participated in the latter in my early 20's with a good buddy. We were all types of ####ed up, no crossing swords or anything, but even with the vague memory the next morning, it still felt weird. Never done the former and it certainly isn't in my future, so I can't speak definitively, but I'd prob rather go with that and just tune the comments out. If I'm wasted, I can def tune the weird dude out. If someone else is involved, I can't flip her around and control what I want to do, so I'd prob want to avoid the trio if those are the only two options.

I prob would've splashed on her face instead of belly, that's where Ron loses a point here.

 
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Why dont you go to DC before midnight
DC bar scene starts with the happy hour work govies and govie contractors. I know a lot of them and avoid the area because I really don't want to talk shop or "network". By midnight, that crowd is long gone and it's mostly people looking to get turned up. Even if I do bump into someone I know, by that time of night no one is handing out business cards or asking if my company wants to buy HR software or some ####.
So why tell them you're going to meet them at 10 if you weren't going to be there until at least midnight? That just seems strange.
I didn't give it much thought. They offered to meet at 10 through the app and I just said sure I'll be there.
So you were two hours late on them and they didn't care?

 

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