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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
First time I've ventured into this thread...how the heck did I miss this?ETA:THIS is still going strong, but the ####### dot thread got axed?! 
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Insoxicated
Good luck Ron. While on break with your wife due to issues with angie... I'm not sure staying with angie was the play? 
Ready for more details when you're willing to share em. Oh, and MOP.... quit sharkpooling this thread up with "LOOK AT ME I WAS A GENIUS FOR SPOTTING TROUBLE ON THIS HORIZON". Congrats... you predicted the equivalent of Michael Vick missing time. Go kick your dog or something productive.
Ready for more details when you're willing to share em. Oh, and MOP.... quit sharkpooling this thread up with "LOOK AT ME I WAS A GENIUS FOR SPOTTING TROUBLE ON THIS HORIZON". Congrats... you predicted the equivalent of Michael Vick missing time. Go kick your dog or something productive.
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Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Where the hell did I do that in here? I just wanted some cliff notes. You guys have got to cut down on the speed.Good luck Ron.
While on break with your wife due to issues with angie... I'm not sure staying with angie was the play?
Ready for more details when you're willing to share em.
Oh, and MOP.... quit sharkpooling this thread up with "LOOK AT ME I WAS A GENIUS FOR SPOTTING TROUBLE ON THIS HORIZON".
shadyridr
Footballguy
Seriously. I know its the cool thing to hate on MOP but where on earth did he do that?Where the hell did I do that in here? I just wanted some cliff notes. You guys have got to cut down on the speed.Good luck Ron.
While on break with your wife due to issues with angie... I'm not sure staying with angie was the play?
Ready for more details when you're willing to share em.
Oh, and MOP.... quit sharkpooling this thread up with "LOOK AT ME I WAS A GENIUS FOR SPOTTING TROUBLE ON THIS HORIZON".
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Wow AZ. - sorry to hear about the troubles.Who else knows about the gun in the glovebox and when was the last time you saw it?
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about your marital troubles, AR. Good luck with everything.
shadyridr
Footballguy
And its MarchIt's like February sweeps week at FBG and we got our first teaser.
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
<_<And its MarchIt's like February sweeps week at FBG and we got our first teaser.
Hawks64
Footballguy
ThaPenguin
Footballguy
He yadda yaddaed the best part.
Hang 10
Footballguy
And buy a bigger one. Now.
He should check the security cameras before he goes doing anything hasty. And send us pictures while they're handy.
Foosball God
Foos
Sorry to hear that AZ
bierfiend
Footballguy
.... AND he didn't tell us about the bisque!Seriously.... good luck AR. Hope you find what makes you happy.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Yep.
Good luck, Ronnie
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sounds like you have this under control.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You're going to feel awful when Angie posts an update that AZ Ron was shot by his wife in Angie's kitchen while wearing nothing but socks and an apron that says "Kiss The Cook."So fake.
Which part?
dparker713
Footballguy
Why would Mrs AR shoot anyone? She's finally free to munch carpet 24/7. Angie is the main threat here. Kill Ron's wife to get all the money and keep Ron happy with his daughter living with them.You're going to feel awful when Angie posts an update that AZ Ron was shot by his wife in Angie's kitchen while wearing nothing but socks and an apron that says "Kiss The Cook."
All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
on a regular basis and his wife is totally cool with that, romantic date nights with the wife that turn into 5 on one orgies in the basement.... yet this dood somehow still has the time or the inclination to post about all of his exploits on a FF forum? I mean he's your hero right? Don't you think that's a little too convenient to have this Apollo amongst ordinary men posting on your forum for you all to drool over the awesomeness of his existence? And now the missing gun story. If I were watching this TV show I probably would have turned it off already for the ludicrousness of it all.
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Yep. Arizona Ron is my hero.Who is your hero?
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Ron's life doesn't sound all that great right now, but I'm sure he'll pull through like always.
The whole point is getting attention. Which you guys have given in monumental proportions - whether it be sympathy for the horrible predicament he's in which he apparently brought completely on himself or admiration for being able to bang chicks and have orgies in his basement with his daughter sleeping upstairs and his wife being the initiator of it all. I mean this is typical internet attention seeking behavior 101. Dude probably lives in his mom's basement and becoming some sort of legend on FBG makes him feel important. JMHO.That's all.'proninja said:Not sure which part of Ron's story I'm supposed to be jealous of, but I don't want any of it, and I think he's telling the truth. And I feel for the guy right now.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
You're going to feel awful when Angie posts an update that AZ Ron was shot by his wife in Angie's kitchen while wearing nothing but socks and an apron that says "Kiss The Cook."
It's even better storytelling if it's fake.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
I dunno. There are quite a few holes so overall I would give it a B-.It's even better storytelling if it's fake.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
Zegras11
Footballguy
yes, there were...I dunno. There are quite a few holes so overall I would give it a B-.It's even better storytelling if it's fake.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
Very tiny holes. IMO.yes, there were...I dunno. There are quite a few holes so overall I would give it a B-.It's even better storytelling if it's fake.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
From what AR says about the women in question, they should be fairly large holes, or at least well used ones. :dunno:Very tiny holes. IMO.yes, there were...I dunno. There are quite a few holes so overall I would give it a B-.It's even better storytelling if it's fake.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
cstu
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ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
Yet you are here, reading, posting, and thinking about it....its working on you tooThe whole point is getting attention. Which you guys have given in monumental proportions - whether it be sympathy for the horrible predicament he's in which he apparently brought completely on himself or admiration for being able to bang chicks and have orgies in his basement with his daughter sleeping upstairs and his wife being the initiator of it all. I mean this is typical internet attention seeking behavior 101. Dude probably lives in his mom's basement and becoming some sort of legend on FBG makes him feel important. JMHO.That's all.'proninja said:Not sure which part of Ron's story I'm supposed to be jealous of, but I don't want any of it, and I think he's telling the truth. And I feel for the guy right now.All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You certainly do seem concerned that someone's going to fool everyone with lies on a message board. Why? In what possible way does it matter to you at all?All of it. HTH! I actually read this entire thread before I signed up here and was astonished that people were falling for it. Some dood who is uber rich, has a super hot wife who is half lesbo and open to cheating, a chick he lends money to that ends up giving himWhich part?
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
My Gun
Late yesterday on my way to Angie’s from work, I called Angie to see if she knew anything about my gun. This would be the last call I make before reporting the gun missing.
Me: Angie, you aren’t going to believe this but my gun is missing from my car.
Angie: Oh I have it.
Me:
Go on..
Angie: I wanted to make a nice breakfast for you this morning but I didn’t have groceries so I took your car when you were sleeping. I didn’t want to get pulled over with the gun in the car so I brought it into the house and put it in the dresser.
Me: Well, you did the right thing. You should have told me this morning.
Angie: I’m so sorry, please don’t be made
Me: It’s ok, I’m on my way home so I’ll get it when I get there.
My Wife
A few weeks ago I got a call from Girl 3; it was a Friday and we were both working downtown. She asked if I wanted to hook up for a late liquid lunch and start the weekend early – I did. This led to Girl 3 and I going back to her place for a very long
session. It was the first time the both of us had been together, just the two of us, and could spend 100% of our attention on each other; our chemistry was amazing. Either she is one of the best liars during sex I’ve ever met or she has an orgasm on command when I say I’m about to cum. We decided to make this encounter several more times – lunches and taking the long way home via Girl 3 place happened several times since.
This came to a crashing ending when my wife busted both of us at Girl 3 place last week. My wife stopped by Girl 3 house and saw my car. She then called me while I was in Girl 3 place; I lied about my location saying I was still downtown. Girl 3 responded to a text from my wife without knowing I was on the phone with my wife – she also lied and said she was still at work. Girl 3 says:
Girl 3: That was an odd text from your wife; she wanted to know if I was home yet. I just told her I was still at work.
Me: Really, she just called me and asked where I was
Both of us:
Sure enough, we look outside and my wife’s GX460 is parked outside; her car sits there for a bit then pulls off with tires spinning loudly.
I decide to get dressed and leave Girl 3’s place immediately to go follow my wife. I get into my car and start racing to my house; I catch up to my wife at a red light and pull behind her – she sees me and floors it through the red light. I'm doing almost 70mph on the 45mph main road and I can barely keep up with my wife. Both of our cars pull up, parked awkwardly in front – my wife jumps out the car screaming/crying on my front lawn.
Wife: Must you #### everyone!?!?! ####### LEAVE NOW!!!
Me: Babe, calm down. Let’s go inside and talk
(I see random neighbors walking dogs and milling around watching us make this spectacle)
Wife: JUST ####### LEAVE NOW!!! (she screams this repeatedly)
I realize that I can’t calm her down now. I gather a few things and leave. I go to Angie’s apartment as there really isn’t another place where I can go crash with zero notice. Angie is of course very happy to see me pull up with a backseat full of clothes - I feel empty.
I’ve been at her place for the last few days now. I Skype my daughter every night to read with her; I’ve been telling my daughter I’m traveling for work and will be home soon.
Late yesterday on my way to Angie’s from work, I called Angie to see if she knew anything about my gun. This would be the last call I make before reporting the gun missing.
Me: Angie, you aren’t going to believe this but my gun is missing from my car.
Angie: Oh I have it.
Me:
Go on..Angie: I wanted to make a nice breakfast for you this morning but I didn’t have groceries so I took your car when you were sleeping. I didn’t want to get pulled over with the gun in the car so I brought it into the house and put it in the dresser.
Me: Well, you did the right thing. You should have told me this morning.
Angie: I’m so sorry, please don’t be made
Me: It’s ok, I’m on my way home so I’ll get it when I get there.
My Wife
A few weeks ago I got a call from Girl 3; it was a Friday and we were both working downtown. She asked if I wanted to hook up for a late liquid lunch and start the weekend early – I did. This led to Girl 3 and I going back to her place for a very long
session. It was the first time the both of us had been together, just the two of us, and could spend 100% of our attention on each other; our chemistry was amazing. Either she is one of the best liars during sex I’ve ever met or she has an orgasm on command when I say I’m about to cum. We decided to make this encounter several more times – lunches and taking the long way home via Girl 3 place happened several times since.This came to a crashing ending when my wife busted both of us at Girl 3 place last week. My wife stopped by Girl 3 house and saw my car. She then called me while I was in Girl 3 place; I lied about my location saying I was still downtown. Girl 3 responded to a text from my wife without knowing I was on the phone with my wife – she also lied and said she was still at work. Girl 3 says:
Girl 3: That was an odd text from your wife; she wanted to know if I was home yet. I just told her I was still at work.
Me: Really, she just called me and asked where I was
Both of us:
Sure enough, we look outside and my wife’s GX460 is parked outside; her car sits there for a bit then pulls off with tires spinning loudly.
I decide to get dressed and leave Girl 3’s place immediately to go follow my wife. I get into my car and start racing to my house; I catch up to my wife at a red light and pull behind her – she sees me and floors it through the red light. I'm doing almost 70mph on the 45mph main road and I can barely keep up with my wife. Both of our cars pull up, parked awkwardly in front – my wife jumps out the car screaming/crying on my front lawn.
Wife: Must you #### everyone!?!?! ####### LEAVE NOW!!!
Me: Babe, calm down. Let’s go inside and talk
(I see random neighbors walking dogs and milling around watching us make this spectacle)
Wife: JUST ####### LEAVE NOW!!! (she screams this repeatedly)
I realize that I can’t calm her down now. I gather a few things and leave. I go to Angie’s apartment as there really isn’t another place where I can go crash with zero notice. Angie is of course very happy to see me pull up with a backseat full of clothes - I feel empty.
I’ve been at her place for the last few days now. I Skype my daughter every night to read with her; I’ve been telling my daughter I’m traveling for work and will be home soon.
sho nuff
Footballguy
johnnycakes
Footballguy
Some stuff is just too f'd to be made up. AR's story fits that category. And it's not a happy life, either. AR has said as much.
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