Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[Ned Ryerson]

do you have rules against this sort of thing? because if not, I don't see what the big deal is.

As I've been saying since day one, I don't know the rules. I only find out the rules when I break them.

"Hi wife, girl 3 is here, dressed up nicely with me for the event we discussed where you might know people. She said she would go with me to the event. That cool with you?"

Wow, that seems oppressively difficult to do.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

To be clear, you did make the sex with her after the event?

Absolutely, it was the first time I went missionary with eye-to-eye contact while finishing in her. I know that sounds boring but with her was a mind-blowing to me considering who she is.

is this the enema shower girl, ### pounding after running chick?

Yes

wait, I thought that was G1 not G3...

 

[MikeIke]

Great update!

Yeah, letting her wear the anniversary ring was not smart.

 

[dozer]

Ronbro... the ring...

man....

Yeah, you're going to pay for that one.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

It seems to me that Girl #3 really went out of her way to stir the pot

 

[seahawk 17]

To be clear, you did make the sex with her after the event?

Absolutely, it was the first time I went missionary with eye-to-eye contact while finishing in her. I know that sounds boring but with her was a mind-blowing to me considering who she is.

No disrespect, but I read this thread only for the sexual encounters, can you please elaborate on this.

TIA.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I have zero understanding as to why you'd consider for even a second taking a girl other Han your wife to such an event. So what if you paid for two plates? Come on now.

 

[Koya]

I have zero understanding as to why you'd consider for even a second taking a girl other Han your wife to such an event. So what if you paid for two plates? Come on now.

This is a good point.

 

[(HULK)]

Link to girl 3s instagram IMO

 

[Slapdash]

It’s been a few months since my last update, I wrote out everything I wanted to get off my chest but it’s way too long. So I’ll cover one issue at a time:

The Dinner:

A few months ago a business constituent of mine invited me to a charity dinner; I get these invitations a lot but rarely attend. I usually go to a few of these a year just to make a showing. I RSVP’d for two people with a check to cover the per-plate price, put it on my calendar and basically forgot about a second after. The Dinner Event was a usually a mishmash of who’s who B-rate local politicians, business owners, VPs and senior sales guys. The politicians are looking for votes, the business owners are looking for help, the VPs are looking for contracts and the sales guys are skulking around for loose change – me, I just go to shake hands and eat an over-priced meal.

Weeks later in the middle of the week, my wife tells me she’s going to her sister’s for the weekend (hours away) for an event they’ve been planning for “kids day and girls night out”. I thought it was a good idea as my daughter hasn’t seen her cousins for a while. She tells me that Angie (who has quit her job and full time nanny) is going with her so she can watch the kids while the sisters and old friends let loose.

Aside: My wife and I were very apprehensive about letting Angie stay with us but months later we really don’t know how we did everything without her. She’s a huge help while never getting in the way. My daughter loves her and my wife and I no longer feel rushed and exhausted from trying to keep the 3 of our schedules in sync. Yes I still take a dip in every now and then but it’s different now; I could only explain Angie and I alone now as utilitarian. I work out of my house during the week sometimes with my daughter in school/wife at work and it’s just…I don’t know. If I want to, she will but she’s doesn’t get in my way at all. She doesn’t go out much anymore even when I suggest it; she says she just likes being ‘home’. /aside

A day or so goes by and I’m working at home looking at my calendar for the rest of week and remember, “####, the dinner”. I call my wife who basically says I’m SOL because she’s not cancelling her plans to go to some dinner. Girl 3 (who pops over randomly at my house when she sees my car outside) and Angie were at my house and overheard my conversation and chimed in after I hung up with my wife:

Angie: Oh no

Girl 3: What dinner (not looking at me while she talks as usual).

Me: It’s a charity dinner event at (name of country club)

Angie: That’s a really nice place, a friend of mine works there and says she makes really good money.

Girl 3: Well I’ll go.

Angie and I both look at Girl 3 with a look that says, “you’re not (name of country club) material”.

Me: (to Girl 3) I’m not sure you’d like it, it’s kind of a stuck up crowd.

Girl 3: You’ve never seen me dressed up, I can be the Ice Princess when I want to be.

Me: Well it’s already paid for so sure; it’s a top-notch kind of even so evening gown and (cuts me off).

Girl 3: I know what to wear.

Angie looks at me and cringes. Just the thought of showing up with a short-haired girl with a lip ring and jeans would just be awesome for networking with my 50+ year old clients. I figured I’d just fake a Shingles, MRSA, SARS outbreak or all three before the dinner and bail to avoid the embarrassment.

It’s Saturday afternoon, the wife, daughter and Angie are hours away visiting family and I’m supposed to be at a charity dinner in a few hours. It’s about 5pm when I considered going solo just for the cocktail hour, make a showing then disappearing before dinner – I go back and forth with this idea on the pros and cons when I hear the keypad at my front door chime. It’s…Girl 3, who doesn’t look like Girl 3. All of her hair is the same color, her dress is magnificent, makeup is perfect, no earrings or lip rings and she looks amazing.

I walk over to her:

Me: You look fantastic

Girl 3: (glows, smiles at me and I can honestly say we haven’t looked at each other eye-to-eye a lot). Thank you. Well are we going silly?

Me: Yes, yes we are

I head to my room to finish getting ready, Girl 3 follows me. I’m looking through different tie combinations to compliment her dress. While I’m doing that she starts looking through my wife’s jewelry collection.

Girl 3: Do you think she would mind?

Me: No, go ahead

Aside: My wife has a collection of jewelry that I’ve bought her, her friends have bought her and she bought herself. Most notably is our 5th anniversary engagement and wedding ring set; she loves those two rings but thinks they’re too gaudy to wear every day so only wears them during special occasions. /aside

Girl 3 picks out a nice necklace, earrings and my wife’s 5th anniversary ring set. She looks beautiful.

We go to the event (I cut out about 3 pages of her/I interacting with guest but let’s just say we were noticed and like by a lot of people).

After leaving and heading back to my house, she staying “in character” and we enjoyed the most sensual sexual interaction we’ve ever had. For the first time, I saw her as submissive and interested in both of us enjoying our time together in and out of public.

The next day, I wake up to my Ice Princess smiling at me. We just laid there silently until my phone starts ringing. I turn it off without looking at it, but it rings again. It’s my wife so I answer:

Wife: (screaming...a lot...for a long time...with a few words between...)

Aside: I don’t want to put exactly what she said in print because it was mostly expletives so I’ll summarize. The Ice Princess put the pictures of us all over her Instagram and Facebook. About 20 pictures of us together, at the event, with my wife’s jewelry on. Apparently, a friend my wife's knows was also at the event and called her to ask if "everything is okay between us because he seemed very happy with his woman friend".

Yes, that happened.

I’ll stop here for now…

gllll

 

[xulf]

More...more...what is the delivery date?

 

[xulf]

More...more...what is the delivery date?

 

[pollardsvision]

I have zero understanding as to why you'd consider for even a second taking a girl other Han your wife to such an event. So what if you paid for two plates? Come on now.

Ummmm.....he's in an open marriage and banged the girl afterwards?

Seems simple enough to understand to me.

 

[EYLive]

Does wife know you slept with Girl3? If not, she got mad over a date? Or was the jewelry the deal-breaker?

 

[pollardsvision]

Does wife know you slept with Girl3? If not, she got mad over a date? Or was the jewelry the deal-breaker?

Like any good mob or politician wife, the line is flaunting it in public.

 

[rascal]

Some of you guys need to read some of the thread before posting.

 

[McGarnicle]

I wish I could somehow live vicariously through you harder.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Why would I think THIS would drive her over the ledge???

Kind of a noob statement here.

 

[flapgreen]

Wtf

 

[SIDA!]

Some pretty moronic moves here, Ron.

Why would you allow another woman to wear sentimental jewelry belonging to your wife? And why would you ever introduce a woman other than your wife to business associates, etc

I wonder if you are just hell bent on seeing how many times you can cross the line or how far you can cross the line.

 

[Donsmith753]

Link to instagram?

:dih:

 

[cstu]

do you have rules against this sort of thing? because if not, I don't see what the big deal is.

As I've been saying since day one, I don't know the rules. I only find out the rules when I break them.

No offense, but that is stupid. You and your wife need to establish ground rules for this sort of thing, otherwise this will continue to happen.

How, exactly, do I go about doing that? We've talked about it over the years but both of us seem to inch over that line all the time. Once upon a time, both of us were 100% against bringing anyone to our house and that changed.

When are you going to stop being your wife's beard?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I have zero understanding as to why you'd consider for even a second taking a girl other Han your wife to such an event. So what if you paid for two plates? Come on now.

Ummmm.....he's in an open marriage and banged the girl afterwards?

Seems simple enough to understand to me.

I don't think that's something to be advertised to the community at large with business associates etc.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I have zero understanding as to why you'd consider for even a second taking a girl other Han your wife to such an event. So what if you paid for two plates? Come on now.

Ummmm.....he's in an open marriage and banged the girl afterwards?

Seems simple enough to understand to me.

I don't think that's something to be advertised to the community at large with business associates etc.

We didn't advertise, I introduced her as a business connection. It's not rare to see people bring business partners instead of their S/O to these events but it's far from the norm.

 

[jon_mx]

To be clear, you did make the sex with her after the event?

Pretty sure that is an affirmative

quote:

After leaving and heading back to my house, she staying in character and we enjoyed the most sensual sexual interaction weve ever had. For the first time, I saw her as submissive and interested in both of us enjoying our time together in and out of public.

The next day, I wake up to my Ice Princess smiling at me.

I feel like he yada yada yada'd the best part.

 

[Quez]

One of the most annoying things in the FFA is when someone quotes a long post. To make matters worse they add nothing but "glll" after. Thanks for making us scroll down more on mobile devices! You're better than that Slapdash.

 

[Slapdash]

One of the most annoying things in the FFA is when someone quotes a long post. To make matters worse they add nothing but "glll" after. Thanks for making us scroll down more on mobile devices! You're better than that Slapdash.

My link

 

[DocHolliday]

Just more proof that women are crazy. Which one in this story? All of them.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Really glossed over the good stuff.

3/10

 

[McGarnicle]

Woe to you fools! Criticizing that which you do not understand! Behold the man who nails an array of sluts, though he is married! Should we not exalt this thread and sing this man's praises from the mountains on high?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Woe to you fools! Criticizing that which you do not understand! Behold the man who nails an array of sluts, though he is married! Should we not exalt this thread and sing this man's praises from the mountains on high?

Easy, Moses.

 

[mr roboto]

Can't be true. But interesting character development.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I have zero understanding as to why you'd consider for even a second taking a girl other Han your wife to such an event. So what if you paid for two plates? Come on now.

Ummmm.....he's in an open marriage and banged the girl afterwards?

Seems simple enough to understand to me.

I don't think that's something to be advertised to the community at large with business associates etc.

We didn't advertise, I introduced her as a business connection. It's not rare to see people bring business partners instead of their S/O to these events but it's far from the norm.

I guess. But what would be the point of bringing her and having that type of charade? No need to bring her or anybody else. Mixing work persona with swinger persona is bad for business.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Woe to you fools! Criticizing that which you do not understand! Behold the man who nails an array of sluts, though he is married! Should we not exalt this thread and sing this man's praises from the mountains on high?

and he does all this bareback

 

[McGarnicle]

I guess. But what would be the point of bringing her and having that type of charade? No need to bring her or anybody else. Mixing work persona with swinger persona is bad for business.

False.

The Dinner Event was a usually a mishmash of who’s who B-rate local politicians, business owners, VPs and senior sales guys.

Ron was probably in the bottom percentile of whores at that function.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I purposely didn't get into to details about my night with the Ice Princess because the act it self wasn't very interesting. In fact, any description of it would sound like a love novel.

What's interesting is who this person is and how she became someone completely different. It was the first time I was in control during and she let me finish in her vag for the first time. It wasn't too long ago when she stuck a water bottle up my ### and basically force me to #### only her butt.

She's crazy, very crazy

 

[McGarnicle]

I purposely didn't get into to details about my night with the Ice Princess because the act it self wasn't very interesting. In fact, any description of it would sound like a love novel.

What's interesting is who this person is and how she became someone completely different. It was the first time I was in control during and she let me finish in her vag for the first time. It wasn't too long ago when she stuck a water bottle up my ### and basically force me to #### only her butt.

She's crazy, very crazy

So she gave you the GFE finally...very nice. Doesn't sound boring at all.

 

[Timmay]

The update sounds a lot like the Robin Thicke situation. Where his wife divorced him because he banged their 3-some girl on the side without her.

 

[Henry Ford]

I purposely didn't get into to details about my night with the Ice Princess because the act it self wasn't very interesting. In fact, any description of it would sound like a love novel.

What's interesting is who this person is and how she became someone completely different. It was the first time I was in control during and she let me finish in her vag for the first time. It wasn't too long ago when she stuck a water bottle up my ### and basically force me to #### only her butt.

She's crazy, very crazy

You poor, poor man.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

you said you wanted to cover one issue at a time...next issue?

 

[Arizona Ron]

you said you wanted to cover one issue at a time...next issue?

This issues started the next few. I'll try to write it out tonight or this afternoon if I'm free.

 

[Rick James]

Dude, Ron, I'm not in an open marriage or involved in anything like that but literally every single person I know who is, has ground rules with their significant other. Like you said earlier, if you don't know the rules you have no idea where the line is.

Maybe one of your wife's rules is not to take anything public.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Ice Princess is acting way out of character. One of two things is going on with her:

1. She is intentionally trying to sabotage your relationship with wife. The question would be WHY. Is she a destroyer of happiness? Seems that could be typical Ice Princess-ish behavior. Misery loves company. Or.....
2. She has caught feelings for Ron

 

[flapgreen]

I don't know anyone in anyone in an "open marriage". Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I don't know anyone in anyone in an "open marriage". Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Majority of marriages are disasters regardless if open or not

 

[Hinezer]

Don't you just hate it when your wife's girlfriend who only lets you bang her in the ### finally lets you pound her vag while your wife is away with your kids and girlfriend and your wife gets mad just because you let her girlfriend wear her anniversary rings out in public and post pictures all over the internet? I know I hate when then happens to me.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Don't you just hate it when your wife's girlfriend who only lets you bang her in the ### finally lets you pound her vag while your wife is away with your kids and girlfriend and your wife gets mad just because you let her girlfriend wear her anniversary rings out in public and post pictures all over the internet? I know I hate when then happens to me.

 

[xulf]

Don't you just hate it when your wife's girlfriend who only lets you bang her in the ### finally lets you pound her vag while your wife is away with your kids and girlfriend and your wife gets mad just because you let her girlfriend wear her anniversary rings out in public and post pictures all over the internet? I know I hate when then happens to me.

 

[gianmarco]

Don't you just hate it when your wife's girlfriend who only lets you bang her in the ### finally lets you pound her vag while your wife is away with your kids and girlfriend and your wife gets mad just because you let her girlfriend wear her anniversary rings out in public and post pictures all over the internet? I know I hate when then happens to me.

 

[Socrates11]

Don't you just hate it when your wife's girlfriend who only lets you bang her in the ### finally lets you pound her vag while your wife is away with your kids and girlfriend and your wife gets mad just because you let her girlfriend wear her anniversary rings out in public and post pictures all over the internet? I know I hate when then happens to me.

Anyone else read this and hear Andy Rooney speaking it?