Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[Arizona Ron]

So let me ask you this...you're out one night, meet some hooer who's into you, can you take her home and nail her while your wife is home, wake up, make breakfast, wife comes downstairs while you're cooking eggs and the hooer is sitting there and you can say "Hey, this is Mercedes. Mercedes, this is my wife"?

Because that would be so awesome.

When it comes to strange, the Wife needs to okay her before she comes to my house.

I have my hands full now though, I'm not saying I'd pass on some strange just wouldn't bring them home (right now at least).

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

USA! USA! USA!

 

[McGarnicle]

So let me ask you this...you're out one night, meet some hooer who's into you, can you take her home and nail her while your wife is home, wake up, make breakfast, wife comes downstairs while you're cooking eggs and the hooer is sitting there and you can say "Hey, this is Mercedes. Mercedes, this is my wife"?

Because that would be so awesome.

When it comes to strange, the Wife needs to okay her before she comes to my house.

I have my hands full now though, I'm not saying I'd pass on some strange just wouldn't bring them home (right now at least).

Would you consider doing a reality show on cable? I can make some calls. I'm thinking BET or the Playboy Channel, depending on which angle we take with this thing. Talk to me.

 

[Zow]

Ron...any updates on Angie's living situation? Did she move in after her lease was up?

Good question.

I'm not sure if the lease actually ends this month but her landlord is cool with her leaving at the end of the month. She's going to just "crashing at my place" until she finds another place or figures out a long-term living arraignment.

The small stuff from her apartment is already showing up in my basement; she doesn't have a whole lot of furniture so it should fit in the other side of the garage and/or the basement.

Wife and I talked about it; we figure it's kind of a good way to try this arraignment out. She's great with my daughter so it's good to have someone else to watch her.

The only real downside with Angie helping out with my daughter is she's a waitress - she usually has to work when we're off and want to do something. Angie would happily quit to be our full-time nanny but we're not sure we're ready for that commitment.

Despite what some on here may think, it ain't criminal.

 

[Kraft...]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

 

[Spike]

Ron...any updates on Angie's living situation? Did she move in after her lease was up?

Good question.

I'm not sure if the lease actually ends this month but her landlord is cool with her leaving at the end of the month. She's going to just "crashing at my place" until she finds another place or figures out a long-term living arraignment.

The small stuff from her apartment is already showing up in my basement; she doesn't have a whole lot of furniture so it should fit in the other side of the garage and/or the basement.

Wife and I talked about it; we figure it's kind of a good way to try this arraignment out. She's great with my daughter so it's good to have someone else to watch her.

The only real downside with Angie helping out with my daughter is she's a waitress - she usually has to work when we're off and want to do something. Angie would happily quit to be our full-time nanny but we're not sure we're ready for that commitment.

Ron, Angie would happily quit to be YOUR full-time nanny.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron...any updates on Angie's living situation? Did she move in after her lease was up?

Good question.

I'm not sure if the lease actually ends this month but her landlord is cool with her leaving at the end of the month. She's going to just "crashing at my place" until she finds another place or figures out a long-term living arraignment.

The small stuff from her apartment is already showing up in my basement; she doesn't have a whole lot of furniture so it should fit in the other side of the garage and/or the basement.

Wife and I talked about it; we figure it's kind of a good way to try this arraignment out. She's great with my daughter so it's good to have someone else to watch her.

The only real downside with Angie helping out with my daughter is she's a waitress - she usually has to work when we're off and want to do something. Angie would happily quit to be our full-time nanny but we're not sure we're ready for that commitment.

Despite what some on here may think, it ain't criminal.

My link

 

[McGarnicle]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

Polyamory would be a different thing IMO. Those people are committed to more than one person and live together on a permanent basis. Have not seen AR mention anything about even having feelings for Angie.

 

[Judge Smails]

Ron - how old are you again?

 

[xulf]

Is Angie the jealous type? I feel like she will be the one to blow this up.

 

[sbonomo]

Is Angie the jealous type? I feel like she will be the one to blow this up.

 

[cstu]

That's "all you were looking for"? Did you catch the gay?

Why do you care so much, so much to disregard a truelly great American story? What's YOUR DEAL? That you need to make "debt collector type posts" ...projecting angst that Mr. Arizona didnt answer your stupid question? As IF you really care about his daughter?

If your mind is blown that AZR can accomplish raising a daughter, and laying pipe at the same time...then just say it. Your in awe of his wangs exploits...don't try turning it into some lame type of "your concerned" bull####. You don't care. Your jealous. Your angry, and instead of congratulating this man on his accomplishments, your attempting to demean his lifestyle so you feel better about yourself for being a regular lame.

Bad form. Grow up, shut up. Don't be fake. I'm a family man myself, but I also own a #### and balls and can appreciate what ARZ has accomplished. And if he is doing his job as a father? What in the #### so dorks like you care?

A truly great American story is marrying a lesbian who uses someone for his money and so she can raise a kid with the pretense that she's not gay?

Anyway, it will be awhile before he finds out whether their lifestyle has ####ed up his daughter's head.

ETA: A truly great American story is Hugh Hefner, not this mess.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron - how old are you again?

Too old for this nonsense but young enough to keep up with it.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Is Angie the jealous type? I feel like she will be the one to blow this up.

I'm not sure if jealousy is the right term. I think Angie likes the stability of a home as it may be the first time she's had it in her life. That and not worrying about bills I'm sure is a plus.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is Angie the jealous type? I feel like she will be the one to blow this up.

I'm not sure if jealousy is the right term. I think Angie likes the stability of a home as it may be the first time she's had it in her life. That and not worrying about bills I'm sure is a plus.

If jealousy is anything, it is fear of losing what you feel is yours. Once it feels like her home, I'm sure she'll start getting possessive of it.

 

[Slapdash]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

Polyamory would be a different thing IMO. Those people are committed to more than one person and live together on a permanent basis. Have not seen AR mention anything about even having feelings for Angie.

Not sure if that makes Angie moving in better or worse honestly.

 

[McGarnicle]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

Polyamory would be a different thing IMO. Those people are committed to more than one person and live together on a permanent basis. Have not seen AR mention anything about even having feelings for Angie.

Not sure if that makes Angie moving in better or worse honestly.

Worst idea ever, regardless. If she moves in I think it becomes likely that everything really unravels.

 

[fantasycurse42]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

Polyamory would be a different thing IMO. Those people are committed to more than one person and live together on a permanent basis. Have not seen AR mention anything about even having feelings for Angie.

Not sure if that makes Angie moving in better or worse honestly.

Worst idea ever, regardless. If she moves in I think it becomes likely that everything really unravels.

But then AR will have an entire new cast of chicks

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

sorry if this has been covered, but what current celebrity closest resembles G1 & G3?

 

[Keerock]

sorry if this has been covered, but what current celebrity closest resembles G1 & G3?

Jane Lynch and Robin Roberts

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton

of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

Polyamory would be a different thing IMO. Those people are committed to more than one person and live together on a permanent basis. Have not seen AR mention anything about even having feelings for Angie.

Not sure if that makes Angie moving in better or worse honestly.

Worst idea ever, regardless. If she moves in I think it becomes likely that everything really unravels.

Ron mentioned that Angie is there all the time already so outside of her taking up space in his basement with her stuff it doesn't sound like day to day there will be much of a difference.

 

[sbonomo]

Is Angie the jealous type? I feel like she will be the one to blow this up.

I'm not sure if jealousy is the right term. I think Angie likes the stability of a home as it may be the first time she's had it in her life. That and not worrying about bills I'm sure is a plus.

It is amazing what money does to people. I am late 30's and finally have a good chunk of disposable income. I know see how easy it is to woo the other half with very little effort by: paying for a nice dinner several times per week, letting a chick use your extra vehicle, etc. Man, i wish i had money when i was single.

 

[Arizona Ron]

sorry if this has been covered, but what current celebrity closest resembles G1 & G3?

Girl 1: Miley Cyrus (the new one unfortunately, with a nose ring and lip ring).

Girl 3: Lindsey Vonn (especially because of her height and build).

 

[LAUNCH]

sorry if this has been covered, but what current celebrity closest resembles G1 & G3?

Girl 1: Miley Cyrus (the new one unfortunately, with a nose ring and lip ring).

Girl 3: Lindsey Vonn (especially because of her height and build).

Can we get a full cast list?

 

[McGarnicle]

There is a show about polyamory on one of the pay cable networks, Showtime IIRC. From watching the show it's seems like there is a ton

of Drama, of course this could just be for TV. Lots of talking through things and rules etc.

Polyamory would be a different thing IMO.Those people are committed to more than one person and live together on a permanent basis. Have not seen AR mention anything about even having feelings for Angie.

Not sure if that makes Angie moving in better or worse honestly.

Worst idea ever, regardless. If she moves in I think it becomes likely that everything really unravels.

Ron mentioned that Angie is there all the time already so outside of her taking up space in his basement with her stuff it doesn't sound like day to day there will be much of a difference.

Enormous difference if things go south. It's very difficult to evict someone once they are officially living in the home.

Just speaking as if this were me, though admittedly there are myriad aspects of this that I can't begin to wrap my mind around, but bottom line is I think there HAS to be a boundary set. Once she's living there, there are no boundaries. He's already banging her, now they're cohabitating, just a matter of time before possessiveness and jealousy set in.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

this sounds like a ####### nightmare. i'm still following along for s & g i feel sorry for ya ron, it's gotta be exhausting.

gllllppsssssss

 

[SIDA!]

Put me in the camp that thinks moving Angie into the house will #### up the dynamic. It seems that she is clearly into you and primarily your toy in the house. In my inexperienced opinion, it would seem to undermine the alpha female role of your wife -- unless Angie is an uber-submissive female and shows no signs of actually trying to maneuver into a more powerful role or create a connection/emotional dynamic with you.

I am not going to get into the daughter issue,but I think there are some concerns there with a young lady seeing/having an inkling that her daddy is banging more a woman other than her mother.

Another thing, AR has repeatedly stated how he would trade his life for a normal life, that his lifestyle is filled with too much drama/headaches, etc. I may have missed an explanation, but if you really believe this, why don't you make an effort to change it and make it more normal?

And I fully see the irony of asking the above question at a time when your situation seems to actually have morphed into the most "normal" it has been in some time.

 

[shadyridr]

Thanks for the timely advice!

 

[SIDA!]

Thanks for the timely advice!

Did I miss an update?

A month ago he was unsure if the lease ended at the end of January, but said that the landlord would let her move out then and nothing was definitive. I may be wrong, but in reading this thread it doesn't seem to me that matters get resolved at lightning speed in Ron's world.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Update?

 

[McGarnicle]

Definitely loan her the money. I predict she'll become your personal whore and even your nanny. No downside here at all IMO.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Update?

 

[Rick James]

...

 

[SwampDawg]

Hey AR, how about a spring update ?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Yes, I would love to know how the live in nanny situation is working out.

 

[xulf]

 

[SacramentoBob]

He hasn't been around for a while.

 

[McGarnicle]

I choose to believe he's still vigorously banging the Asian along with a few other assorted hooers while keeping the marriage together. It just makes me feel really good inside.

 

[sbonomo]

 

[fantasycurse42]

He hasn't been around for a while.

Angie preggers?

 

[flysack]

Definitely loan her the money. I predict she'll become your personal whore and even your nanny. No downside here at all IMO.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Busy last few month or so; lots changed. I should have an update before the weekend is over.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Busy last few month or so; lots changed. I should have an update before the weekend is over.

Nice, I'm still rooting for Angie.

 

[glumpy]

Busy last few month or so; lots changed. I should have an update before the weekend is over.

Nice, I'm still rooting for Angie.

I'm just rooting for Ron! Years ago had a similar option and always wonder what if....

 

[pollardsvision]

I choose to believe he's still vigorously banging the Asian along with a few other assorted hooers while keeping the marriage together. It just makes me feel really good inside.

Busy last few month or so; lots changed. I should have an update before the weekend is over.

Huzzah! He's coming up for air.

 

[McGarnicle]

This is the best birthday present I could ask for.



FML

:(

 

[McGarnicle]

Busy last few month or so; lots changed. I should have an update before the weekend is over.

 

[fantasycurse42]

 

[Otis]

[SIZE=medium]The Update[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Angie has been hanging around my house a lot lately. My wife even gave her a key and the security password on the alarm when she needed her to watch our daughter; she still watches our daughter from time to time but also uses the key to hop in my bed at night when she gets off from work late (my wife and I don’t sleep in the same room).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Angie’s lease on her apartment is ending soon and she’s been hinting around what a waste of money it is because she’s always at my place. I like Angie a lot but I’m not sure I want another woman officially living in my house. My Wife has even said multiple times that she might as well move in; not in a smartass tone either, just in a ‘matter of fact’ way. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]My wife hangs out with Girl 1 and Girl 3 still; even with all the drama they’ve been through. I don’t jump into their fun as much as I use to but when I do, Girl 3 has mastered the art of putting me out quickly. One time, the three of them were just lying on the bed watching TV; I hopped on the bed just to say what’s up and Girl 3 immediately puts me in the belly-to-belly “koala clutch”. My wife and Girl 1 where just lying there laughing when my wife holds my arm up like a boxing ref and starts counting; Girl 3 is on top taking long strokes of me while whispering, “come on baby, come on” – this usually lasts for about 5 minutes before I start making the Tyson face. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I brought Girl 3 up to my wife while we were alone once; I asked her if she was trying to get pregnant or something. My wife says, (laughing) “No, she knows you’re shooting blanks – it’s just a way to get you out of the room faster” [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Girl 1 still hasn’t let me hit that. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Things on the “family” front are a lot better. I make a point to do something with my wife and daughter at least once a week; that’s not including TV, breakfast and dinners together – I mean an actual activity together. I also make time do something regularly with my daughter; she’s recently gotten into science so I bought her a science kit; we’ve been having a lot of fun with that.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I haven’t been exclusive with Angie; I still pick up a random strange from time to time. Angie usually works weekend nights so that’s when I’m usually prowling. A few Friday’s ago I was out at the local bar. I ran into two chicks I’ve seen around a bid; one is trailer trash druggie hot and the other is a bit chunky but cool. That night, Chunky Girl was a little drunk and the Druggie was running her mouth a lot – I’m assuming she’s skeed up on yayo. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]They were both complaining about how lame the bar was and wanted to go downtown – so I drove them downtown. The club was packed, I got a table with bottle service; I was quickly annoyed being with one chick drunk and one who’s mouth can’t stop moving. We ended up getting thrown out in less than an hour because Druggie girl kept pulling her titts out and putting them in my face. I had one drink – one very expensive drink. We headed to my car, they said they’re going to Chunky’s house; I got the address and put it in my GPS – Chunky girl was in the backseat asleep before we even hit the highway. Druggie girl is rubbing on my #### with one hand and doing bumps with the other; I said screw it and whipped out – she lays across the console and give a 9/10 cleaned up and everything. When we pulled up to Chunky’s house, Druggie girl wanted me to come inside too; I told her I had to work the next day. As I drove off, I thought to myself “tomorrow’s Saturday you dumb #####”. Sure I could have hit it but druggie girls are not my thing - it’s hard for me to pass up though. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Back to Angie – I’m on the fence about letting her move in. [/SIZE]

None of this is real, right?

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

[SIZE=medium]The Update[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Angie has been hanging around my house a lot lately. My wife even gave her a key and the security password on the alarm when she needed her to watch our daughter; she still watches our daughter from time to time but also uses the key to hop in my bed at night when she gets off from work late (my wife and I don’t sleep in the same room).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Angie’s lease on her apartment is ending soon and she’s been hinting around what a waste of money it is because she’s always at my place. I like Angie a lot but I’m not sure I want another woman officially living in my house. My Wife has even said multiple times that she might as well move in; not in a smartass tone either, just in a ‘matter of fact’ way. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]My wife hangs out with Girl 1 and Girl 3 still; even with all the drama they’ve been through. I don’t jump into their fun as much as I use to but when I do, Girl 3 has mastered the art of putting me out quickly. One time, the three of them were just lying on the bed watching TV; I hopped on the bed just to say what’s up and Girl 3 immediately puts me in the belly-to-belly “koala clutch”. My wife and Girl 1 where just lying there laughing when my wife holds my arm up like a boxing ref and starts counting; Girl 3 is on top taking long strokes of me while whispering, “come on baby, come on” – this usually lasts for about 5 minutes before I start making the Tyson face. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I brought Girl 3 up to my wife while we were alone once; I asked her if she was trying to get pregnant or something. My wife says, (laughing) “No, she knows you’re shooting blanks – it’s just a way to get you out of the room faster” [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Girl 1 still hasn’t let me hit that. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Things on the “family” front are a lot better. I make a point to do something with my wife and daughter at least once a week; that’s not including TV, breakfast and dinners together – I mean an actual activity together. I also make time do something regularly with my daughter; she’s recently gotten into science so I bought her a science kit; we’ve been having a lot of fun with that.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I haven’t been exclusive with Angie; I still pick up a random strange from time to time. Angie usually works weekend nights so that’s when I’m usually prowling. A few Friday’s ago I was out at the local bar. I ran into two chicks I’ve seen around a bid; one is trailer trash druggie hot and the other is a bit chunky but cool. That night, Chunky Girl was a little drunk and the Druggie was running her mouth a lot – I’m assuming she’s skeed up on yayo. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]They were both complaining about how lame the bar was and wanted to go downtown – so I drove them downtown. The club was packed, I got a table with bottle service; I was quickly annoyed being with one chick drunk and one who’s mouth can’t stop moving. We ended up getting thrown out in less than an hour because Druggie girl kept pulling her titts out and putting them in my face. I had one drink – one very expensive drink. We headed to my car, they said they’re going to Chunky’s house; I got the address and put it in my GPS – Chunky girl was in the backseat asleep before we even hit the highway. Druggie girl is rubbing on my #### with one hand and doing bumps with the other; I said screw it and whipped out – she lays across the console and give a 9/10 cleaned up and everything. When we pulled up to Chunky’s house, Druggie girl wanted me to come inside too; I told her I had to work the next day. As I drove off, I thought to myself “tomorrow’s Saturday you dumb #####”. Sure I could have hit it but druggie girls are not my thing - it’s hard for me to pass up though. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Back to Angie – I’m on the fence about letting her move in. [/SIZE]

None of this is real, right?

I'm curious if you guys are still finding the science kit enjoyable. I was thinking about picking one up.