Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[AAABatteries]

I want to say you've overplayed this alias but I don't want to ruin everybody's fun so pretend I didn't say this.

 

[shadyridr]

WTF? That guy is so nasty. Is a hot 3some worth seeing that?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Oh, and I'd throw away the leftover crackers. You can never be too safe.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

This seties of updates has been interesting.

Ron - do you think the cuckold dude would be less interested if he knew that you were shooting steam?

 

[AAABatteries]

I woke up this morning in shock. I still see that image in my head.

He still has your seed on his head (and shaft and sac) so maybe call it even and text Barbra back.

 

[Arizona Ron]

This seties of updates has been interesting.

Ron - do you think the cuckold dude would be less interested if he knew that you were shooting steam?

I can't think of a reason to share that information with him.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Just sent an email to my cleaning company. I told them I had a party last night and food and drinks were spilled on my couch. They'll charge me extra but don't care. I might just burn the couch and push it off my balcony.

 

[Quez]

Man, Ron is always so organized & has a plan. Excellent decision to get this party started off early in the night. These things usually happen at 3am when everyone's wasted, but not when Ron is planning. In & out, catch a nut, and still have time to get in a few attacks before bed.

Bravo

 

[Quez]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE HARDCORE!!!

 

[Zow]

"I'll show you out."

 

[shadyridr]

Your semen was on another guys junk.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

 

[Ookie Pringle]

You didn't wrap your junk?

 

[fantasycurse42]

You said you own an HR/recruiting company - Why would you have to take a drug test at your own company?

 

[eoMMan]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to snowball with him (with your seed).

 

[AAABatteries]

You didn't wrap your junk?

You like how he slipped that in?

:rimshot:

 

[=Smackdown=]

Sounds like the end of the Barbra/Michael show. Would you have them back?

How do you pull off bringing them back and leaving the sperm freak home?

Could have been worse I guess - she could have spit it in his mouth.

Certain things can't be unseen.

 

[Arizona Ron]

You said you own an HR/recruiting company - Why would you have to take a drug test at your own company?

I do a lot of work billing my own time as a subject matter expert; most of the contracts state that I'm subject to drug testing.

 

[Zow]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to

snowball with him (with your seed).

Same here. What a weird dude. How do you just sit there through all that, especially now with a second girl there?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to snowball with him (with your seed).

I think if I had to pick watching either one, it would be watching him snowball.

 

[AcerFC]

Bon Jovi is now classic rock

WTF is this world coming to

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How much of the stuff can you produce on a daily basis? You may have a future in the personal lubrication business. You could call it Jerkins.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to

snowball with him (with your seed).

Same here.What a weird dude. How do you just sit there through all that, especially now with a second girl there?

I think there might be something physically wrong with him. He didn't have an erection when Barb spit on him and he started rubbing it although he clearly enjoyed what was happening.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to

snowball with him (with your seed).

Same here.What a weird dude. How do you just sit there through all that, especially now with a second girl there?

I think there might be something physically wrong with him. He didn't have an erection when Barb spit on him and he started rubbing it although he clearly enjoyed what was happening.

You think he imagines that your jizz is his? I bet he does.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I'm thinking the plot twist is that Barbra (what happened to the other a?) and Michael are not married or even bf/gf but instead are related. Brother/Sister might be a little over the top but perhaps cousins.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

How many STDs have you had?

 

[(HULK)]

You seriously need to have them back and shoot somewhere insane. Like on a bed of nails, or into a hot waffle maker.

 

[(HULK)]

You said you own an HR/recruiting company - Why would you have to take a drug test at your own company?

I do a lot of work billing my own time as a subject matter expert; most of the contracts state that I'm subject to drug testing.

This is completely normal.

 

[(HULK)]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to

snowball with him (with your seed).

Same here.What a weird dude. How do you just sit there through all that, especially now with a second girl there?

I think there might be something physically wrong with him. He didn't have an erection when Barb spit on him and he started rubbing it although he clearly enjoyed what was happening.

You think he imagines that your jizz is his? I bet he does.

I think he's hoping to transfer some of Ron's dong power to himself via his seed. Heck, the Chinese still eat tiger penis.

 

[DuckStupid]

PAINT THE BALLS

 

[VA703]

for the movie I have

Stacey being played by Zooey Deschanel

Barbra - Brittany Murphy

Michael - Ben Linus from Lost

 

[Arizona Ron]

PAINT THE BALLS

 

[Arizona Ron]

How many STDs have you had?

One, herp but I don't get outbreaks.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

oops, herp

 

[shadyridr]

FROM THE WINDOWS

TO THE WALLS

TO THE CUM DROP ON MY BALLS

TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHER####ER

 

[McGarnicle]

Good update, thanks.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Sounds like the end of the Barbra/Michael show. Would you have them back?

How do you pull off bringing them back and leaving the sperm freak home?

Could have been worse I guess - she could have spit it in his mouth.

Certain things can't be unseen.

It sucks because Barbra is an awesome #### but I can't have that dude him my house anymore. Not after seeing that ####.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Sounds like the end of the Barbra/Michael show. Would you have them back?

How do you pull off bringing them back and leaving the sperm freak home?

Could have been worse I guess - she could have spit it in his mouth.

Certain things can't be unseen.

It sucks because Barbra is an awesome #### but I can't have that dude him my house anymore. Not after seeing that ####.

You have to do it at least one more time, slap on a and then see if he puts it on after Barbra brings it over....

 

[xulf]

I wonder if creepy dude ended up blowing his load somewhere in your house. Perhaps in some food item so you will end up being seed-brothers with him once you eat it.

BTW - what rating do you give Stacy both on appearance and in the sack? You said Barbara has skills, but would it be worth getting Stacy back to the condo?

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Sounds like the end of the Barbra/Michael show. Would you have them back?

How do you pull off bringing them back and leaving the sperm freak home?

Could have been worse I guess - she could have spit it in his mouth.

Certain things can't be unseen.

It sucks because Barbra is an awesome #### but I can't have that dude him my house anymore. Not after seeing that ####.

Then tell her that and see how she responds.

 

[Zow]

Look on the bright side, it could have been worse. He could have unloaded somewhere.

Honestly, I thought Barbara was going to

snowball with him (with your seed).

Same here.What a weird dude. How do you just sit there through all that, especially now with a second girl there?

I think there might be something physically wrong with him. He didn't have an erection when Barb spit on him and he started rubbing it although he clearly enjoyed what was happening.

You think he imagines that your jizz is his? I bet he does.

I think he's hoping to transfer some of Ron's dong power to himself via his seed. Heck, the Chinese still eat tiger penis.

Yeah if he's got some medical problem where he's now physically incapable I feel even worse for this guy. Basically Ron is his surrogate penis.

 

[dhockster]

So is the new phrase "Soak the Shlong?"

I like "Soak the walls" so much better.

 

[Zow]

I wonder if creepy dude ended up blowing his load somewhere in your house. Perhaps in some food item so you will end up being seed-brothers with him once you eat it.

BTW - what rating do you give Stacy both on appearance and in the sack? You said Barbara has skills, but would it be worth getting Stacy back to the condo?

Good point. As much as I wouldn't want to have to look at this guy, if he were in my house I'm not letting him out of sight.

Bizarre scenario. As much as it hurts the entertainment value of this thread, I think cutting ties here is the right play. Maybe get the friend's number and use her as a reliable side piece.

 

[Zow]

So is the new phrase "Soak the Shlong?"

I like "Soak the walls" so much better.

I like "deck the balls" myself. Tis this season and all that.

 

[AcerFC]

I thought it was going in his mouth at first

Am I alone

 

[dhockster]

So is the new phrase "Soak the Shlong?"

I like "Soak the walls" so much better.

I like "deck the balls" myself. Tis this season and all that.

Very Christmas-y. Except for the fact that we are referencing one man's seed on another man's package.

 

[Stoneys]

I thought it was going in his mouth at first

Am I alone

no you are not.

 

[Arizona Ron]

BTW - what rating do you give Stacy both on appearance and in the sack? You said Barbara has skills, but would it be worth getting Stacy back to the condo?

She's cute, solid 7 and okay in the sack. Not as experienced as Barbra but would bang again solo. I have her number, I might hit her up next week or something; not any time soon though. She seems like the clingy type though. When we were laying in the bed after the ball soaking, she made a few comments like, "why do you have this big place all alone", "don't you get lonely", "do you think you'll settle down one day" (never told her was was previously married).

 

[fantasycurse42]

BTW - what rating do you give Stacy both on appearance and in the sack? You said Barbara has skills, but would it be worth getting Stacy back to the condo?

She's cute, solid 7 and okay in the sack. Not as experienced as Barbra but would bang again solo. I have her number, I might hit her up next week or something; not any time soon though. She seems like the clingy type though. When we were laying in the bed after the ball soaking, she made a few comments like, "why do you have this big place all alone", "don't you get lonely", "do you think you'll settle down one day" (never told her was was previously married).

How big of a place we talking here? 2nd BR for your daughter?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Sounds like the end of the Barbra/Michael show. Would you have them back?

How do you pull off bringing them back and leaving the sperm freak home?

Could have been worse I guess - she could have spit it in his mouth.

Certain things can't be unseen.

It sucks because Barbra is an awesome #### but I can't have that dude him my house anymore. Not after seeing that ####.

Then tell her that and see how she responds.

I think this is the play. I'll let her contact me though; if she never texts me again I'm okay with that too.