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What are you going to wear for the Barb meet-up?
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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
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TheAristocrat
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BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
obviouslySeems like he can get in one more #### prior to said conversation.
ClownCausedChaos2
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Tick
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Gianni Verscotchie
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She said no problem and whipped up a pretty decent Chef's Salad.
I'll take it at this point.
I'll take it at this point.
CowboysFromHell
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mr fancypants
Footballguy
beer 30
Footballguy
See this is what separates the pro's from the joe's. You've got to be able to perform no matter what the distraction. If not for yourself then do it for the FFA man!
mr fancypants
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AAABatteries
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Maybe you couldn't understand her because your #### was in her mouth.Like I said, the first time I tried to discuss it there was a bit of a communication breakdown.Seems like he can get in one more #### prior to said conversation.
Arizona Ron
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pricklypete
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Well, how was the talk?
DocHolliday
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Ron may be iced down in the bath tub and missing a kidney at this point. Tough to figure with that crowd.
Arizona Ron
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Last night
The front desk buzzed me to let me know Barb was on her way up to my condo. I open the door:
Me: Hey Barb, glad you could make it. What's with the big bag? You going to the movies or something (laughing)
Barb: Haha, funny. No, I always take this bag to work to fit my laptop, girly stuff and gym clothes all in one bag. It's easier than having a bunch of different purses.
Me: Gotcha, want something to drink? Have a seat.
Barb: Okay. I'm so made that I missed my yoga class today because of a stupid meeting.
Me: You have your gym stuff, right?
Barb: You want to?
Me: Sure, I like yoga - I don't do it too often but I'll do it. Let me grab the mats out of the closet and change into something more fitting for yoga.
I grab my Under Armer shorts and shirt, loose fitting shorts to go over the Under Armer shorts, running socks and Asics. I bring the mats and my clothes out, we just changed in the living room together, no reason to hide anything now.
Me: I'll follow your lead, go easy on me.
Barb: haha, okay
We begin:
The news in on TV in the background, we exchange our general concerns of living and working in DC while doing yoga but we both had a "well what can you really do?" kind of take on it. I'm still going to go to work every day. I let the small talk go on for a while then decided not to waste anymore of our time.
We continue doing yoga - I'm going to have to paraphrase a bit because this conversation was over the course of an hour of us doing yoga while taking deep breaths, short breaks and me falling a few times.
Me: So, I asked you to come over because I wanted to understand more about Michael. I'm okay with all of us hanging out, I just don't want to send the wrong messages to him. You told me he's not gay and, in fact, doesn't have sex at all but when we last all hooked up, it ended pretty gay IMO.
Barb: Don't tell Michael I told you this but he was hurt badly as a kid in an accident. He lost all feeling below his waist and spent the later part of his childhood in a wheelchair. They kept working with him and he began regaining feeling in his legs around middle school - he spent most of middle school and high school in physical therapy and home schooling. Some time around high school, he was able to to walk on his own again. College was a tough adjustment for him; he recognized me one day in the first year of school since we grew up in the same neighborhood, I barley recognized him because he was hardly out of his house. Being around so many people was culture shock for him so I stayed close to him to make him feels comfortable. Haven't you notice he still has to brace himself when he gets up and sits down?
Me: No, I really didn't think of it. I thought he just ate too much weed or drank to much.
Barb: When we go, we'll always try to find a chair closest to the door so people don't stair at him when he walks. I really care for Michael and have tried to help him be sexual but he just can't get an erection. His doctors have tried many things in that regard but short of trying some very expensive experimental surgery, he'll never be able to have normal sex or have children.
She goes on: We've tried to have a "sex life" (she makes air quotes with her fingers while doing a balancing stick, one of the moves I fell trying to do...) but as you could imagine it's not easy. There is different things that he enjoys; he enjoys seeing other men ejaculate. He wanted feel what cum felt like so when we met, I figured we would try it after he felt comfortable around you. Don't feel bad, it kinda weirded Stacy out too but she understands. I figured if I asked you if it's okay first, you wouldn't want to hang out.
Me: You would be correct.
Barb: What if he was in another room and you didn't see it? I can't express how happy that made him.
Me: I don't know, can I give you an official 'maybe'?
Barb: okay, we're done (with yoga).
It's been a solid hour, we're both sweaty. I grab some bottles of water and offer her a seat in the kitchen to cool off a bit. We return to small talk for a while; I tell her I'm going to get in the shower and offered her to come along. She walks behind me and I start pitching a semi. We walk through my bedroom to get into the shower and start cleaning each other until eventually my #### is in her mouth with the water running down my back. We exit the shower, dry off and I snap her little ### with the towel chasing her into my bedroom. She hops on the bed and we playfully wrestle for a bit until I start ####ing her. She's showing off her flexibility a bit now I guess loosened up from yoga switching positions multiple times. About 30 mins or so goes by when I have her legs being her head when she starts to have an orgasim; as she's convulsing on my ####, she starts to squirt a small stream onto my waist, stomach and soaking my #### and bed sheets. She stops for a while, I'm still hard, still in her then she turns me on my back and begins to blow me. I tell her I'm cumming, she continues sucking until I shot a load into her mouth. I looked up an her, she still holding it in her mouth for a bit then leans into me - I immediately thought she was going to spit it on me; totally killed the mood for me but she was just opened her mouth and said, "all gone".
We chilled for a bit then she said she needed to get home.
The front desk buzzed me to let me know Barb was on her way up to my condo. I open the door:
Me: Hey Barb, glad you could make it. What's with the big bag? You going to the movies or something (laughing)
Barb: Haha, funny. No, I always take this bag to work to fit my laptop, girly stuff and gym clothes all in one bag. It's easier than having a bunch of different purses.
Me: Gotcha, want something to drink? Have a seat.
Barb: Okay. I'm so made that I missed my yoga class today because of a stupid meeting.
Me: You have your gym stuff, right?
Barb: You want to?
Me: Sure, I like yoga - I don't do it too often but I'll do it. Let me grab the mats out of the closet and change into something more fitting for yoga.
I grab my Under Armer shorts and shirt, loose fitting shorts to go over the Under Armer shorts, running socks and Asics. I bring the mats and my clothes out, we just changed in the living room together, no reason to hide anything now.
Me: I'll follow your lead, go easy on me.
Barb: haha, okay
We begin:
The news in on TV in the background, we exchange our general concerns of living and working in DC while doing yoga but we both had a "well what can you really do?" kind of take on it. I'm still going to go to work every day. I let the small talk go on for a while then decided not to waste anymore of our time.
We continue doing yoga - I'm going to have to paraphrase a bit because this conversation was over the course of an hour of us doing yoga while taking deep breaths, short breaks and me falling a few times.
Me: So, I asked you to come over because I wanted to understand more about Michael. I'm okay with all of us hanging out, I just don't want to send the wrong messages to him. You told me he's not gay and, in fact, doesn't have sex at all but when we last all hooked up, it ended pretty gay IMO.
Barb: Don't tell Michael I told you this but he was hurt badly as a kid in an accident. He lost all feeling below his waist and spent the later part of his childhood in a wheelchair. They kept working with him and he began regaining feeling in his legs around middle school - he spent most of middle school and high school in physical therapy and home schooling. Some time around high school, he was able to to walk on his own again. College was a tough adjustment for him; he recognized me one day in the first year of school since we grew up in the same neighborhood, I barley recognized him because he was hardly out of his house. Being around so many people was culture shock for him so I stayed close to him to make him feels comfortable. Haven't you notice he still has to brace himself when he gets up and sits down?
Me: No, I really didn't think of it. I thought he just ate too much weed or drank to much.
Barb: When we go, we'll always try to find a chair closest to the door so people don't stair at him when he walks. I really care for Michael and have tried to help him be sexual but he just can't get an erection. His doctors have tried many things in that regard but short of trying some very expensive experimental surgery, he'll never be able to have normal sex or have children.
She goes on: We've tried to have a "sex life" (she makes air quotes with her fingers while doing a balancing stick, one of the moves I fell trying to do...) but as you could imagine it's not easy. There is different things that he enjoys; he enjoys seeing other men ejaculate. He wanted feel what cum felt like so when we met, I figured we would try it after he felt comfortable around you. Don't feel bad, it kinda weirded Stacy out too but she understands. I figured if I asked you if it's okay first, you wouldn't want to hang out.
Me: You would be correct.
Barb: What if he was in another room and you didn't see it? I can't express how happy that made him.
Me: I don't know, can I give you an official 'maybe'?
Barb: okay, we're done (with yoga).
It's been a solid hour, we're both sweaty. I grab some bottles of water and offer her a seat in the kitchen to cool off a bit. We return to small talk for a while; I tell her I'm going to get in the shower and offered her to come along. She walks behind me and I start pitching a semi. We walk through my bedroom to get into the shower and start cleaning each other until eventually my #### is in her mouth with the water running down my back. We exit the shower, dry off and I snap her little ### with the towel chasing her into my bedroom. She hops on the bed and we playfully wrestle for a bit until I start ####ing her. She's showing off her flexibility a bit now I guess loosened up from yoga switching positions multiple times. About 30 mins or so goes by when I have her legs being her head when she starts to have an orgasim; as she's convulsing on my ####, she starts to squirt a small stream onto my waist, stomach and soaking my #### and bed sheets. She stops for a while, I'm still hard, still in her then she turns me on my back and begins to blow me. I tell her I'm cumming, she continues sucking until I shot a load into her mouth. I looked up an her, she still holding it in her mouth for a bit then leans into me - I immediately thought she was going to spit it on me; totally killed the mood for me but she was just opened her mouth and said, "all gone".
We chilled for a bit then she said she needed to get home.
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Wait...She pissed all over you?
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Michael as a sympathetic figure is a nice twist, almost makes me want you to drop a batch straight on him.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I won't lie, my favorite parts are always the explicit details of Ron making love to various women.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Spin
Footballguy
Wait... there's details of Ron making love in these posts? I always check in for the fashion tips and am too busy googling stuff like "Chinos" and "Yeezy"
Osaurus
Footballguy
Spin
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
gianmarco
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
On the day of my wedding, I'd like to share with you all how my gorgeous bride and I met and fell in love.
It all started with an old childhood friend of hers, who was unable to get an erection and always wanted to feel what it was like to have splooge running down his limp ####...
It all started with an old childhood friend of hers, who was unable to get an erection and always wanted to feel what it was like to have splooge running down his limp ####...
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
McGarnicle
Footballguy
It's a story as timeless as love itself.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I envision the Beauty and the Beast song playing in the background.
Tom Hagen
Footballguy
beer 30
Footballguy
Firmly in the NO camp here. I've done research.
Nah, not ever, in any universe, parallel or otherwise.
The kind of black dude that gets tongue ####ed by dykes and blows loads on paraplegics, while wearing Rockports and J. Crew. Get with the times
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Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
sbonomo
Footballguy
These are two very weird people. Why is she "with" him? Are the a couple? She is obviously just as off as he is. Anyhow, keep up the good work here!
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Ron, if you're looking for a gift for Barbra, check out the Open Hearts Collection at Kay Jewelers. My mother always said "Keep your heart open and love will find a way in". 
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