Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (4 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

All the tolerance people here have towards gays here and all the hatred towards Michael seemed a bit hypocritical in the first place. It is not like he his hurting anyone.

Being tolerant toward gays as a group and being cool with the activities described here are two vastly different things.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I hope the next installment has Ron putting some makeup on his dong and letting Michael finish him off and pretend it's his handiwork

"Look how happy you made him" Barbra said

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I hope the next installment has Ron putting some makeup on his dong and letting Michael finish him off and pretend it's his handiwork

"Look how happy you made him" Barbra said

Ron sits on Michael's lap, while Ron gives him a reach-around handy. Michael gets to close his eyes and imagine the thrill of masturbation.

 

[Quez]

I really care for Michael and have tried to help him be sexual but he just can't get an erection.

She goes on: We've tried to have a "sex life" but as you could imagine it's not easy. There is different things that he enjoys; he enjoys seeing other men ejaculate.

This is the part we need to dig a little deeper into. This went from "I really care for Michael, to we've tried to have sex" very fast.

It sounds as if it started out as a charity / friendship relationship, (Barbara is a saint by the way), then became a roommate situation, and now is something much more complicated.

Does she love him? She has tried to have sex with him out of pitty. What an amazing woman.

 

[Yenrub]

Wait...She pissed all over you?

She soaked Ron's balls

 

[McGarnicle]

Ron, you may want to try Our Time, which is a senior citizen dating site. The cosmetic surgery and wrinkle reducing products these broads have access to nowadays are amazing. I mentioned the old lady across the street -- that's still going really well and I'm close to getting added to the will. A lot of these retirees have millions squirreled away. Glinda hasn't been on a decent vacation since her honeymoon in '62 and she drives a cheap Ford Fuzion or Focus or whatever. The house alone is worth 400k and she's got stocks and bonds up the wazoo.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

May need a seperate McGarnicle: Fossil Hunter thread

 

[AcerFC]

Do any of these sessions get taped. I hear that is a thing in the swinging community

 

[Quez]

Maybe we can all mail Ron a batch, so he can really make a wish come true this holiday season.

 

[DocHolliday]

We have a squirter.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We have a squirter.

It was piss dude. She came right from work, did an hour yoga session, showered and got pounded for 30 minutes. Pretty sure the female bladder can only hold 2 hours of piss tops

 

[AcerFC]

Squirting= piss

This has been confirmed

Sorry for all you that enjoy that sort of thing if this is news to you

 

[kentric]

All the tolerance people here have towards gays here and all the hatred towards Michael seemed a bit hypocritical in the first place. It is not like he his hurting anyone.

Its one thing having tolerance for gays, but you can't sit there and look me in the eye and say that this is proper behaviour to have for Ron. We're not talking just any JCrew, light-skinned black man here.... we're talking Ron.

 

[MikeIke]

I'm just so happy this thread is alive and kicking again.

 

[McGarnicle]

I'm just so happy Ron's BBC is alive and kicking again.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Squirting= piss

This has been confirmed

Sorry for all you that enjoy that sort of thing if this is news to you

I've read that but I know what pee smells like. I've been squirted on and around multiple times, it doesn't smell like pee - ever. I believe it comes from the same place, I just think it's different. I don't know how, scientifically, but it's different.

 

[VA703]

would you say Barbra > Angie?

1-10 whos hotter etc

 

[gianmarco]

would you say Barbra > Angie?

1-10 whos hotter etc

Your avatar looks like Michael in the corner.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I can write Ron's next 3 updates about this myself if something happens to him imo. Plot outline already obvious.

Still believe this?

 

[Arizona Ron]

would you say Barbra > Angie?

1-10 whos hotter etc

Your avatar looks like Michael in the corner.

I'm always going to picture this now.

 

[dhockster]

Squirting= piss

This has been confirmed

Sorry for all you that enjoy that sort of thing if this is news to you

I've read that but I know what pee smells like. I've been squirted on and around multiple times, it doesn't smell like pee - ever. I believe it comes from the same place, I just think it's different. I don't know how, scientifically, but it's different.

Well, Sperm and pee come out of the same hole, so yeah, it could be different.

 

[eoMMan]

Are all of the women (Barbara, Stacey, and two lesbians) white?

:wherethewhitewomenbeat:

 

[McGarnicle]

I'm okay with Ron taking our women. He dresses a lot better than me.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Are all of the women (Barbara, Stacey, and two lesbians) white?

:wherethewhitewomenbeat:

Yes.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm okay with Ron taking our women. He dresses a lot better than me.

"Than I" you philistine.

 

[beer 30]

All the tolerance people here have towards gays here and all the hatred towards Michael seemed a bit hypocritical in the first place. It is not like he his hurting anyone.

Its one thing having tolerance for gays, but you can't sit there and look me in the eye and say that this is proper behaviour to have for Ron. We're not talking just any JCrew, light-skinned black man here.... we're talking Ron.

Even the gay guys are reading what happened with Michael and are like "dude, that's f'n gay, man up a little". Michael might not be able to physically complete the act be he's a gay as gay can be.

 

[McGarnicle]

All the tolerance people here have towards gays here and all the hatred towards Michael seemed a bit hypocritical in the first place. It is not like he his hurting anyone.

Its one thing having tolerance for gays, but you can't sit there and look me in the eye and say that this is proper behaviour to have for Ron. We're not talking just any JCrew, light-skinned black man here.... we're talking Ron.

Even the gay guys are reading what happened with Michael and are like "dude, that's f'n gay, man up a little". Michael might not be able to physically complete the act be he's a gay as gay can be.

Yeah! Damn right! F'n queers!

 

[TheAristocrat]

would you say Barbra > Angie?

1-10 whos hotter etc

Your avatar looks like Michael in the corner.

Dude.

 

[Zow]

I can totally relate to this story...

... I too wear under armor shorts under baggy shorts!

 

[kentric]

All the tolerance people here have towards gays here and all the hatred towards Michael seemed a bit hypocritical in the first place. It is not like he his hurting anyone.

Its one thing having tolerance for gays, but you can't sit there and look me in the eye and say that this is proper behaviour to have for Ron. We're not talking just any JCrew, light-skinned black man here.... we're talking Ron.

Even the gay guys are reading what happened with Michael and are like "dude, that's f'n gay, man up a little". Michael might not be able to physically complete the act be he's a gay as gay can be.

Yeah! Damn right! F'n queers!

 

[Angry Beavers]

This is just like how my night usually goes... wearing underarmour gear and rocking my Asics and getting a workout in.... unfortunately the similarities end there

 

[xulf]

Shoes during yoga? I call

 

[bushdocda]

wow... I hope a lot of you feel like real aholes about Michael. Never knew a man being covered in another man's jizz could be so heart warming.

Lofl

 

[Arizona Ron]

Shoes during yoga?

This was brought to my attention the first time I fell over

 

[Quez]

Can you post Amazon links to the apparel items you mention in this thread? Maybe I should start dressing like Ron...

 

[McGarnicle]

I learned real quick that I had to wear tight briefs to yoga class. Hot barefoot chicks in tights doing sexy poses... :boing:

 

[Arizona Ron]

I'm okay with Ron taking our women. He dresses a lot better than me.

I'm light skin, my credit is good and I have an established career.

I'm known in the white community as the "Gateway Black".

 

[McGarnicle]

I'm okay with Ron taking our women. He dresses a lot better than me.

I'm light skin, my credit is good and I have an established career.

I'm known in the white community as the "Gateway Black".

 

[McGarnicle]

I loved when Chris Rock said if you see a black woman with a white man, you know her credit is ####ed up

 

[beer 30]

I'm okay with Ron taking our women. He dresses a lot better than me.

I'm light skin, my credit is good and I have an established career.

I'm known in the white community as the "Gateway Black".

POTD

 

[shadyridr]

Lmao at gateway black

 

[AAABatteries]

wow... I hope a lot of you feel like real aholes about Michael. Never knew a man being covered in another man's jizz could be so heart warming.

 

[Zow]

I'm okay with Ron taking our women. He dresse

s a lot better than me.

I'm light skin, my credit is good and I have an established career.

I'm known in the white community as the "Gateway Black".

Is this the PC version of "Uncle Tom"?

 

[kentric]

I loved when Chris Rock said if you see a black woman with a white man, you know her credit is ####ed up

Or he's hung like a black man. My brother married a sister.

 

[VA703]

I loved when Chris Rock said if you see a black woman with a white man, you know her credit is ####ed up

Or he's hung like a black man. My brother married a sister.

have you seen his junk

 

[Ned]

I loved when Chris Rock said if you see a black woman with a white man, you know her credit is ####ed up

Or he's hung like a black man. My brother married a sister.

So you know your brother is hung?

 

[Ned]

L M F A O at the last 2 pages. Too many posts to quote.

 

[kentric]

I loved when Chris Rock said if you see a black woman with a white man, you know her credit is ####ed up

Or he's hung like a black man. My brother married a sister.

have you seen his junk

No, but my usually reserved S-I-L gave the hand chop to mid-thigh when describing his endowment.

There is nothing in family traits which would refute this.

 

[coyote5]

I loved when Chris Rock said if you see a black woman with a white man, you know her credit is ####ed up

Or he's hung like a black man. My brother married a sister.

have you seen his junk

No, but my usually reserved S-I-L gave the hand chop to mid-thigh when describing his endowment.

There is nothing in family traits which would refute this.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A HUGE #### LIKE MY BROTHER!!

 

[cstu]

Are all of the women (Barbara, Stacey, and two lesbians) white?

:wherethewhitewomenbeat:

Yes.

Any black women into this 'lifestyle'?