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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

chet said:
shadyridr said:
eoMMan said:
I give you credit. This essentially was an open invitation to drop loads and loads and loads into Barbara.
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seriously round the clock action with no chance of getting get pregnant
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AZRon has no problem getting all the action he wants.
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AZRon has integrity and scruples.

:thumbup: to you Ron.

Though it's more like passing on a dessert cart because there is a line of them in wait.

 
You didn't even give them a chance to get to the best part - they wanted you to shoot your load on the end of Michaels junk so he could pretend he was the one to impregnate her. Way to ruin a disabled mans dream, Ron!

 
AAABatteries said:
You didn't even give them a chance to get to the best part - they wanted you to shoot your load on the end of Michaels junk so he could pretend he was the one to impregnate her. Way to ruin a disabled mans dream, Ron!
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have you ever tried to push a cooked spaghetti noodle into a slice of warm apple pie? It just doesn't work :sadbanana:

 
Michael's the guy that had your load smeared all over him, right?

Did the fact that it was blanks now ruin the experience for him?

 
Sounds like my Thanksgiving Eve was much more exciting. You guys let me know if you want me to take over and start posting updates.

 
Arizona Ron said:
So last night about 6pm, I hit the gym to get in a quick 3 miles to relieve some anxiety. I left the gym, went back to my place, shower and changed to go over to Barb's. She confirmed her address via text and I said I'll be there around 9:30. I wanted to feel comfortable so I threw on a pair of blue True Religion jeans, button up Tom Ford (not tucked in) and slip-on Salvatore Farragamos. I was still torqued up from my run so I didn't want to wear a jacket.
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When your wife gave birth to your daughter, did your daughter come out of your wife's uterus fully dressed?

 
I do feel like I have one advantage over Ron, and that is I can spend all the money I save by shopping at Kohls on not getting laid. #winning

 
I feel like the FFA is Steve Carrell to Ron's Ryan Gossling. And I for one am appreciating the getting laid education Ron is giving us.

 
I've been exchanging texts with one of the girl/girl couples I met on 3nder (hookah bar night). It's the one with the tongue; anyway, she's started sending me random "how was your holiday" kinda texts earlier today. I didn't think much of it just went with the norm, "okay and yours" since I'm halfway paying attention because I was finishing up binge-watching the first season of Fargo.

We've texted back and forth a few times since the first time I hooked up with her and her girlfriend. Nothing major, just "what are you up to" stuff. Didn't think much of it.

Then she asked if she could call me, got sick of texting, I said sure. So we talked for a while - she said her girlfriend drove up to PA to see her family until Sunday; she's bored and doesn't get paid until next week and just sitting home with nothing to do. She asked what I had planned to do tonight, I told her I just finished up the last season to Fargo and planned to start watching the next season - she said that's even more depressing than what she was doing (jokingly). So I asked:

Me: Well, what are you in the mood for?

Tongue: I want to go out but (girlfriend) has my car and I have like $40 until I get paid next week.

Me: You didn't answer my questions. What are you in the mood for?

Tongue: I want to go out and party! It's Friday, holiday weekend and I don't have anything to do until Monday!

Me: So lets go out

Tongue: I told you I'm like broke right now

Me: I'm not - where do you want to go? I'll pick you up.

Tongue: Have you ever been to (name of club in Adams Morgan part of DC).

Me: No, I almost never get up that way

Tongue: Let's go there! You'll have a great time.

Me: Okay, send me your address, I remember the area but not sure how to get there. Pick you up around 8?

Tongue: Yes! I love you! We'll have a great time.

So, I'm going out tonight :shrug:

 
Sounds tempting, but seriously season 2 of Fargo is really good...

ETA: In fact, you'll really dig the Mike Milligan character.

 
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Adams Morgan is really not a part of DC I'm familiar with so I queued up some sidekicks.

Me: Want to hang out tonight?

Ice: Sorry too busy cutting myself - go away

Me: Please...I met a new friends you might like her.

Ice: Have you already poisoned her?

Me: What else are you going to do tonight?

Ice: You driving?

Me: Yes

Ice: I'll rape myself so you don't get a chance to. Sr w/e

(she's weird, like 10/10 odd levels of weird)

Me: Angie, can you hang tonight? Going out, need some back up

Angie:Okay, pick me up after Wife gets home - it's just me and Daughter at the house now.

Me: What are you up to tonight?

Druggie Chick: Trying not to talk to my dad's new soon to be ex wife

Me: Want to hang?

Druggie Chick: Yes, get me out of here

Me: I'll pick you up before 8ish

Adams Morgan isn't my part of town - why not show up with a crew I knew albeit dysfunctional.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Adams Morgan is really not a part of DC I'm familiar with so I queued up some sidekicks.

Me: Want to hang out tonight?

Ice: Sorry too busy cutting myself - go away

Me: Please...I met a new friends you might like her.

Ice: Have you already poisoned her?

Me: What else are you going to do tonight?

Ice: You driving?

Me: Yes

Ice: I'll rape myself so you don't get a chance to. Sr w/e

(she's weird, like 10/10 odd levels of weird)

Me: Angie, can you hang tonight? Going out, need some back up

Angie:Okay, pick me up after Wife gets home - it's just me and Daughter at the house now.

Me: What are you up to tonight?

Druggie Chick: Trying not to talk to my dad's new soon to be ex wife

Me: Want to hang?

Druggie Chick: Yes, get me out of here

Me: I'll pick you up before 8ish

Adams Morgan isn't my part of town - why not show up with a crew I knew albeit dysfunctional.
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This is only getting better. Ron's Wolfpack.

 
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It feels like Christmas Eve. I can't wait to wake up in the morning and see who Santa Ron brought some holiday cheer to.

 
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Just need your soon to be ex-wife, Girls 1/2 and Candace to join you out and this will be like the finale of Seinfeld where all the characters made one final appearance.

 
Ron is bringing Angie, Ice Princess, and Druggie Chick with him as he meets up with part-time lesbo in what I'm sure will end up in a 5-way splooge fest.

I'm at home watching Star Wars Rebels listening to my kids talk about Minecraft. I hate my life.

 
MikeIke said:
Ron is bringing Angie, Ice Princess, and Druggie Chick with him as he meets up with part-time lesbo in what I'm sure will end up in a 5-way splooge fest.

I'm at home watching Star Wars Rebels listening to my kids talk about Minecraft. I hate my life.
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I'm taking a 23 year old out on a date (I'm 35) shortly. If all goes well it might literally be 20% as epic as a Ron story.

 
TheAristocrat said:
MikeIke said:
Ron is bringing Angie, Ice Princess, and Druggie Chick with him as he meets up with part-time lesbo in what I'm sure will end up in a 5-way splooge fest.

I'm at home watching Star Wars Rebels listening to my kids talk about Minecraft. I hate my life.
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I'm taking a 23 year old out on a date (I'm 35) shortly. If all goes well it might literally be 20% as epic as a Ron story.
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Only if it involves helicopter spins.

 
Is this a meeting of the chick who washed, and the chick who ate? What a team up! Like Batman and Robin, but with slightly less butt action.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Adams Morgan is really not a part of DC I'm familiar with so I queued up some sidekicks.

Me: Want to hang out tonight?

Ice: Sorry too busy cutting myself - go away

Me: Please...I met a new friends you might like her.

Ice: Have you already poisoned her?

Me: What else are you going to do tonight?

Ice: You driving?

Me: Yes

Ice: I'll rape myself so you don't get a chance to. Sr w/e

(she's weird, like 10/10 odd levels of weird)

Me: Angie, can you hang tonight? Going out, need some back up

Angie:Okay, pick me up after Wife gets home - it's just me and Daughter at the house now.

Me: What are you up to tonight?

Druggie Chick: Trying not to talk to my dad's new soon to be ex wife

Me: Want to hang?

Druggie Chick: Yes, get me out of here

Me: I'll pick you up before 8ish

Adams Morgan isn't my part of town - why not show up with a crew I knew albeit dysfunctional.
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This seems excessive for Adams Morgan.
 
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