The amount of estrogen is going to be excessive. I can see a night of jealousy, cat-fighting and quite a bit of drama. Maybe Ron can pull it off, but o see trouble here.
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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
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In The Zone
Footballguy
Ron, are you still awake? It's 6am and I need an update. Is your brown-eye clean?
AcerFC
Footballguy
still awake? He hasn't even gone to bed yet
Arizona Ron
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Angie couldn't make the trip, wife went out so she had to stay home and watch my daughter. I'm thinking casual tonight, Rag & Bone fitted grey shirt, Hudson tapered jean and the Yeezy's. I picked up Ice first since lived the furthest out who looks fantastic in low-cut blue jeans, black heals white shirt and high-cut black leather jacket; I couldn't rely on her to meet us their. I picked up Druggie on the way to DC - Druggie gets in the car, jeans, sneakers and a V-neck, I thought they met each other before but Ice started right away by saying, "is this another one of your whores?" (while not even looking at her). They didn't hit it off so well; I picked up Tongue who's in a leather skirt, heals, turtle neck, she was surprised that I had a car full but her and Ice seemed to like each other. Ice gave Tongue a compliment on her outfit, which Tongue thank her for but Ice couldn't resist making a backhanded remark about Druggie, something like "at least you didn't dress like you're going to the gym". I told her to ####ing stop it - Druggie was just quiet and rolled her eyes like whatever.
Anyway, I'm not real familiar with Adams Morgan but most of the bars seemed close together on one street. It's about 9, Tongue said we should go to this particular bar first then hop from bar to bar until we find one that's 'poppin'. We hit the first place, we follow Tongue in to the bar; Tongue recognize a few people. We walk up to the bar, the bartender cards all of us - no problem, Bartender says, "All together?" I say, "Yeah, here's a card, just put everything on my tab - I'll have a Heineken and a round of Fireball for all of us and they can get whatever they want". Conversation was light, the girls start warming up to each other after the second round of drinks and shots; I'm driving so I switched to soda water with lime after 2 beers and 2 shots. I ordered some chips and dip to much on.
Tongue seemed to constantly scan the bar like she's looking for someone, then asked, "Do you have cash on you?". I said sure, gave her a $100 and she ushered off to talk to some dude - the other two girls and I looked with the unspoken, "well we know what this is all about". After talking to the guy, Tongue slipped into the bathroom - Ice and Druggie darted in the bathroom behind her. The three of them came out looking like they're all best friends now; the conversation went from 0 to 100 now with each of them talking over the other - a few more group trips to the girl's bathroom, more rounds of drinks and I was the only one eating at this point (for obvious reasons). Then Druggie asks me if she can have $100 but said she'll put the tab on her card - fine with me then coordinates another pick up with Tongue. I guess between the three of them, they cut through the first bag they bought. It's not my thing; I just told them make sure it's gone before we get back into my car - they assured me it isn't going to last long. I guess not with the triple snooted hydra around.
We're all having a good time; them a bit more than me but I'll actually be able to sleep tonight. I stopped drinking a little after 10, they kept going hard; about 12 Ice and Tongue started making out at the bar; Druggie is doing stupid stuff like pinching my ### while hugging/kissing on me. I could smell the distinct chemical scent of party favors while she kisses me. I decide it's time to roll and called for the check; I forgot all about Druggie saying she would put it on her card but w/e. I herd the three of them to my car; Druggie is shotgun and Ice and Tongue are in the back seat making out - Tongue is completely naked by the time I got on the Potomac Parkway with Ice spelunking her - Druggie is blowing me while her nose is running - so gross.
They're wasted - I get to my parking garage and Tongue gets out of my car with no clothes on, Ice and Druggie are laughing at her while I'm trying to get her skirt back on so the building crew doesn't see her and call the police or something. We get into my apartment and Ice grabs Tongue by the hair and drags her to the couch; Ice takes her's and Tongue's clothes off and they start going at it - Ice can be pretty aggressive at times. Druggie walks into the kitchen, I make the two of us a drink then we start making out. I took her jeans off, picked her up on counter top and started eating her out for a bit; I took her back off the counter, stripped her naked then let her blow in the kitchen naked - this is a great view. She's all tatted up (which I like but I know that's a turn off for some of you), ### naked blowing me in my kitchen.
I thought about mixing it up with Ice and Tongue but they looked like they were fine with each other - plus Ice can be a bulldog and I didn't really feel like dealing with if she flips to Bad Ice. I carried Druggie to my room and pounded her out for a while until she begged me to cream her. She gets up to go into the kitchen for another drink, I'm chilling in my bedroom for a bit - then go out to the kitchen to see if Druggie got lost or passed out or something - nope, I guess Tongue decided to eat her ### also. I watched the three of them go at it for a bit; just enjoying the scene until I caught wood again - at this point, Druggie in on her stomach eating out Ice and getting her salad tossed by Tongue; I walk over to Tongue who's ### is poked in the air and start caressing it, then start playing with her ##### which is soaking wet. I start ####ing her; her box must get destroyed on the regular with toys or something because she was pretty loose for gay chick. Ice pulls Tongue off of me, like literally, and backhands my balls saying, "bad penis" while giggling - instant stinging and instant loss of erection. She laughs wildly while I try to hold back tears and the urge to throw her off the balcony.
I just went into my room and went to sleep. I woke up to the three of them naked under a comforter watching the movie Trainwreck. I took them home around 7:30 this morning; I don't know if they ever went to sleep last night. I dropped Tongue and Druggie off first, again because Ice lives further out; when we're alone in the car she gets like sentimental on me, saying what a good friend I am and we always have fun together etc., I say, "please don't hit me in the balls again, like ever".
She laughed - I didn't.
Anyway, I'm not real familiar with Adams Morgan but most of the bars seemed close together on one street. It's about 9, Tongue said we should go to this particular bar first then hop from bar to bar until we find one that's 'poppin'. We hit the first place, we follow Tongue in to the bar; Tongue recognize a few people. We walk up to the bar, the bartender cards all of us - no problem, Bartender says, "All together?" I say, "Yeah, here's a card, just put everything on my tab - I'll have a Heineken and a round of Fireball for all of us and they can get whatever they want". Conversation was light, the girls start warming up to each other after the second round of drinks and shots; I'm driving so I switched to soda water with lime after 2 beers and 2 shots. I ordered some chips and dip to much on.
Tongue seemed to constantly scan the bar like she's looking for someone, then asked, "Do you have cash on you?". I said sure, gave her a $100 and she ushered off to talk to some dude - the other two girls and I looked with the unspoken, "well we know what this is all about". After talking to the guy, Tongue slipped into the bathroom - Ice and Druggie darted in the bathroom behind her. The three of them came out looking like they're all best friends now; the conversation went from 0 to 100 now with each of them talking over the other - a few more group trips to the girl's bathroom, more rounds of drinks and I was the only one eating at this point (for obvious reasons). Then Druggie asks me if she can have $100 but said she'll put the tab on her card - fine with me then coordinates another pick up with Tongue. I guess between the three of them, they cut through the first bag they bought. It's not my thing; I just told them make sure it's gone before we get back into my car - they assured me it isn't going to last long. I guess not with the triple snooted hydra around.
We're all having a good time; them a bit more than me but I'll actually be able to sleep tonight. I stopped drinking a little after 10, they kept going hard; about 12 Ice and Tongue started making out at the bar; Druggie is doing stupid stuff like pinching my ### while hugging/kissing on me. I could smell the distinct chemical scent of party favors while she kisses me. I decide it's time to roll and called for the check; I forgot all about Druggie saying she would put it on her card but w/e. I herd the three of them to my car; Druggie is shotgun and Ice and Tongue are in the back seat making out - Tongue is completely naked by the time I got on the Potomac Parkway with Ice spelunking her - Druggie is blowing me while her nose is running - so gross.
They're wasted - I get to my parking garage and Tongue gets out of my car with no clothes on, Ice and Druggie are laughing at her while I'm trying to get her skirt back on so the building crew doesn't see her and call the police or something. We get into my apartment and Ice grabs Tongue by the hair and drags her to the couch; Ice takes her's and Tongue's clothes off and they start going at it - Ice can be pretty aggressive at times. Druggie walks into the kitchen, I make the two of us a drink then we start making out. I took her jeans off, picked her up on counter top and started eating her out for a bit; I took her back off the counter, stripped her naked then let her blow in the kitchen naked - this is a great view. She's all tatted up (which I like but I know that's a turn off for some of you), ### naked blowing me in my kitchen.
I thought about mixing it up with Ice and Tongue but they looked like they were fine with each other - plus Ice can be a bulldog and I didn't really feel like dealing with if she flips to Bad Ice. I carried Druggie to my room and pounded her out for a while until she begged me to cream her. She gets up to go into the kitchen for another drink, I'm chilling in my bedroom for a bit - then go out to the kitchen to see if Druggie got lost or passed out or something - nope, I guess Tongue decided to eat her ### also. I watched the three of them go at it for a bit; just enjoying the scene until I caught wood again - at this point, Druggie in on her stomach eating out Ice and getting her salad tossed by Tongue; I walk over to Tongue who's ### is poked in the air and start caressing it, then start playing with her ##### which is soaking wet. I start ####ing her; her box must get destroyed on the regular with toys or something because she was pretty loose for gay chick. Ice pulls Tongue off of me, like literally, and backhands my balls saying, "bad penis" while giggling - instant stinging and instant loss of erection. She laughs wildly while I try to hold back tears and the urge to throw her off the balcony.
I just went into my room and went to sleep. I woke up to the three of them naked under a comforter watching the movie Trainwreck. I took them home around 7:30 this morning; I don't know if they ever went to sleep last night. I dropped Tongue and Druggie off first, again because Ice lives further out; when we're alone in the car she gets like sentimental on me, saying what a good friend I am and we always have fun together etc., I say, "please don't hit me in the balls again, like ever".
She laughed - I didn't.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I watched Dateline with my wife and my parents, went to bed around 10:30.
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
We went to our friends' house last night. They had pretty good pumpkin roll.
ETA: I wore a Champion dry-fit t-shirt, Arizona jeans, and Brooks.
ETA: I wore a Champion dry-fit t-shirt, Arizona jeans, and Brooks.
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ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
That runny nose and ball slap really ruined what could have been a fun evening - maybe next time Ron.
beer 30
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
I had a rough night, I pour my heart out and I get this in return? Where's the love?
GOB
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
chet
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Yeah wife was out on a girls' night last night. I took an epsom soak, ate some takeout, drank some whisky and watched the Soprano's. Tried to stay awake in time for her to get home for the secks but I feel asleep about 9:45. All in all, a pretty good night.
Then I read Ron's stuff.
ETA: Espom was Dr. Teal's. Whisky was Maker's 46. I wore Adidas sweatpants and a banana republic pima cotton t-shirt. Watched soprano's on a 4 year old iPad.
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Zow
Footballguy
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Well, the slap in the balls at the end of the story was like.....a slap in the balls...
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
I swear I've watched random three minute intervals of this porno before.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Maker's 46 isn't scotchYeah wife was out on a girls' night last night. I took an epsom soak, ate some takeout, drank some whisky and watched the Soprano's. Tried to stay awake in time for her to get home for the secks but I feel asleep about 9:45. All in all, a pretty good night.
Then I read Ron's stuff.
ETA: Espom was Dr. Teal's. Scotch was Maker's 46. I wore Adidas sweatpants and a banana republic pima cotton t-shirt. Watched soprano's on a 4 year old iPad.
shadyridr
Footballguy
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I programmed that hat, and I can do casaba melons.
shadyridr
Footballguy
my #### you was said out of pure jealousy of your night and with much love.
Zow
Footballguy
Right. Typo. Whisky.Maker's 46 isn't scotchYeah wife was out on a girls' night last night. I took an epsom soak, ate some takeout, drank some whisky and watched the Soprano's. Tried
to stay awake in time for her to get home for the secks but I feel asleep about 9:45. All in all, a pretty good night.
Then I read Ron's stuff.
ETA: Espom was Dr. Teal's. Scotch was Maker's 46. I wore Adidas sweatpants and a banana
republic pima cotton t-shirt. Watched soprano's on a 4 year old iPad.
gianmarco
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
at "bad penis"
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
It's like $100 a gram in these parts now.
ETA: That seems insane to me now since we use to get 8th's for $125 when I was in college. But again, I haven't done the stuff since college.
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Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I'm sure one can get a ball in DC for well under $350 from a good dealer. However, skanky ### eating dykes buying in a bar pay a premium.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
I don't use it, don't know Ice's user name so no idea how that would make a difference. Trust me most of it was her and the two other girls geeked out talking about how many "hearts" they're getting - no idea why that matters
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.
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