Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[Binky The Doormat]

Man this is getting like Game Of Thrones...gonna need a wiki for all the characters and how they're connected

Could someone draw one of those detective maps like on Season 1 of Fargo? Gotta have a couple "______ fella" ones in there.

 

[Arizona Ron]

2.) Lance’s friend has a body to turn an orgy into an intervention.

What did this line mean?

Fat tub of #### was my guess, yet apparently even he got a piece.

He was shaped like Spongebob. Nice guy though.

 

[McGarnicle]

2.) Lances friend has a body to turn an orgy into an intervention.

What did this line mean?

Fat tub of #### was my guess, yet apparently even he got a piece.

He was shaped like Spongebob. Nice guy though.

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[cstu]

[SIZE=10.5pt]then start laying pipe to the Cuban chick and switching off in one other girl while Ice is getting her box rocked by Tongue’s girlfriend. I finish in the Cuban chick; the other chick that I was switching off on starts eating the Cuban chick out after I finished[/SIZE]

So I guess everyone involved has herpes?

 

[McGarnicle]

then start laying pipe to the Cuban chick and switching off in one other girl while Ice is getting her box rocked by Tongues girlfriend. I finish in the Cuban chick; the other chick that I was switching off on starts eating the Cuban chick out after I finished

So I guess everyone involved has herpes?

And they'd all tell you it was worth it.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thanks Ron! Prob my favorite thread.

 

[russinfortworth]

What does Ron do for a living? I've followed for 50 or so pages, and never seen it. I know he is in the DC area.

 

[fantasycurse42]

What does Ron do for a living? I've followed for 50 or so pages, and never seen it. I know he is in the DC area.

I'm pretty sure he has his own HR/recruiting/consulting company. Prob 7-10 heads if I'm reading between the lines correctly.

 

[offdee]

then start laying pipe to the Cuban chick and switching off in one other girl while Ice is getting her box rocked by Tongue’s girlfriend. I finish in the Cuban chick; the other chick that I was switching off on starts eating the Cuban chick out after I finished

So I guess everyone involved has herpes?

He had a banner made and hung it over the fireplace...making sure everyone was aware.

 

[Lehigh98]

[SIZE=10.5pt]No one walks through either of my places wearing shoes (your shoes walk on the street through #### and piss, now my wool carpet?)[/SIZE]

...

[SIZE=10.5pt]Ice starts peeing on my back on head while I’m eating Cuban then she starts [/SIZE]fingering[SIZE=10.5pt] my ###; [/SIZE]

Quite a turn of events.

Good story, thanks for continuing to update the thread.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Does the couch stay or get tossed?

 

[Buckfast 1]

No one walks through either of my places wearing shoes (your shoes walk on the street through #### and piss, now my wool carpet?)

...

Ice starts peeing on my back on head while Im eating Cuban then she starts fingering my ###;

Quite a turn of events.Good story, thanks for continuing to update the thread.

 

[Zigg]

1)Finally an American who understands that shoes belong outside. Maybe if you took them off once in a while your feet wouldn't smell so bad. Kudos to you, Ron.

2)My GF bought me a couple Ferragamo ties, can I come to an orgy?

 

[Daywalker]

[SIZE=10.5pt]then start laying pipe to the Cuban chick and switching off in one other girl while Ice is getting her box rocked by Tongue’s girlfriend. I finish in the Cuban chick; the other chick that I was switching off on starts eating the Cuban chick out after I finished[/SIZE]

So I guess everyone involved has herpes?

Please no one is disclosing anything. But I don't feel bad for anyone. You want to get down like this you taking risks we all know about.

 

[Daywalker]

1)Finally an American who understands that shoes belong outside. Maybe if you took them off once in a while your feet wouldn't smell so bad. Kudos to you, Ron.

2)My GF bought me a couple Ferragamo ties, can I come to an orgy?

Having parties and expecting women and men dressed to the nines to take their shoes off is weird. Get hardwood or tile floors downstairs if it bothers you so much. Or just suck it up the few times a year.

 

[jon_mx]

1)Finally an American who understands that shoes belong outside. Maybe if you took them off once in a while your feet wouldn't smell so bad. Kudos to you, Ron.

2)My GF bought me a couple Ferragamo ties, can I come to an orgy?

Having parties and expecting women and men dressed to the nines to take their shoes off is weird. Get hardwood or tile floors downstairs if it bothers you so much. Or just suck it up the few times a year.

Shoes are best if they are not worn 16-18 hours a day. If your feet sweat at all, they are going to stink after that period. And it becomes a perpetual problem because you are not allowing your shoes enough time to air out so the problem gets worse and worse.

And even with hardwood, you don't want the crap shoes track into your house all over it. The bottom of shoes can be pretty nasty. Hardwood makes it easier to clean up. Carpet with shoes is just disgusting.

 

[Daywalker]

1)Finally an American who understands that shoes belong outside. Maybe if you took them off once in a while your feet wouldn't smell so bad. Kudos to you, Ron.

2)My GF bought me a couple Ferragamo ties, can I come to an orgy?

Having parties and expecting women and men dressed to the nines to take their shoes off is weird. Get hardwood or tile floors downstairs if it bothers you so much. Or just suck it up the few times a year.

Shoes are best if they are not worn 16-18 hours a day. If your feet sweat at all, they are going to stink after that period. And it becomes a perpetual problem because you are not allowing your shoes enough time to air out so the problem gets worse and worse.

And even with hardwood, you don't want the crap shoes track into your house all over it. The bottom of shoes can be pretty nasty. Hardwood makes it easier to clean up. Carpet with shoes is just disgusting.

Never been to a party of 20 or more where everyone takes off their shoes. Doubt you have either.

 

[AAABatteries]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

 

[jon_mx]

1)Finally an American who understands that shoes belong outside. Maybe if you took them off once in a while your feet wouldn't smell so bad. Kudos to you, Ron.

2)My GF bought me a couple Ferragamo ties, can I come to an orgy?

Having parties and expecting women and men dressed to the nines to take their shoes off is weird. Get hardwood or tile floors downstairs if it bothers you so much. Or just suck it up the few times a year.

Shoes are best if they are not worn 16-18 hours a day. If your feet sweat at all, they are going to stink after that period. And it becomes a perpetual problem because you are not allowing your shoes enough time to air out so the problem gets worse and worse.

And even with hardwood, you don't want the crap shoes track into your house all over it. The bottom of shoes can be pretty nasty. Hardwood makes it easier to clean up. Carpet with shoes is just disgusting.

Never been to a party of 20 or more where everyone takes off their shoes. Doubt you have either.

Yes. Quite often. But I have Asian friends so it is quite common in their culture.

 

[chet]

Two thoughts:

1) Woz: stay the #### out of this thread and stop providing ####ty legal advice; and

2) AZR: why was that the last update?

 

[Ned]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

 

[AAABatteries]

2) AZR: why was that the last update?

He's not saying it's the last update - it's a PSA to let people know that's when it was last updated by him.

 

[Zasada]

1)Finally an American who understands that shoes belong outside. Maybe if you took them off once in a while your feet wouldn't smell so bad. Kudos to you, Ron.

2)My GF bought me a couple Ferragamo ties, can I come to an orgy?

Having parties and expecting women and men dressed to the nines to take their shoes off is weird. Get hardwood or tile floors downstairs if it bothers you so much. Or just suck it up the few times a year.

Shoes are best if they are not worn 16-18 hours a day. If your feet sweat at all, they are going to stink after that period. And it becomes a perpetual problem because you are not allowing your shoes enough time to air out so the problem gets worse and worse.

And even with hardwood, you don't want the crap shoes track into your house all over it. The bottom of shoes can be pretty nasty. Hardwood makes it easier to clean up. Carpet with shoes is just disgusting.

Never been to a party of 20 or more where everyone takes off their shoes. Doubt you have either.

Yes. Quite often. But I have Asian friends so it is quite common in their culture.

Moving from Canada to Texas this was one of the strangest things to get used to. In Canada, you *always* take off your shoes when visiting someone's house (probably pragmatic given snow/etc there).

In Texas people looked at us like we were from Mars when we walked in and took off our shoes.

 

[chet]

2) AZR: why was that the last update?

He's not saying it's the last update - it's a PSA to let people know that's when it was last updated by him.

How do you know that?

It's ambiguous at best.

 

[Quez]

The Final Update is going to involve much more than 1 finger in Rons butt.

 

[Arizona Ron]

2) AZR: why was that the last update?

He's not saying it's the last update - it's a PSA to let people know that's when it was last updated by him.

How do you know that?

It's ambiguous at best.

I see what you mean but AAA is right. It's kinda like saying, "5 years ago was the last time I've been to Disney World" - doesn't mean you'll never go again.

 

[Arizona Ron]

[SIZE=10.5pt]I go on my balcony to smoke and Tongue and Angie follow me out; I end up banging Tongue on the balcony with Lance’s friend sitting out there – he leaves once Tongue and I start getting it in. I see him later in my kitchen doing shots of Jack then heads back into the room with Stacy, Barb and Michael.[/SIZE]

Was Angie standing in the corner like Michael during this?

No, she was hooking up too but I was basically giving Tongue all of my attention at that point.

 

[MikeIke]

[SIZE=10.5pt]Lance’s friend is sleeping getting spooned by Michael with Stacy and Barb on the other side of him in the 2nd bedroom. [/SIZE]

Lance's friend had no idea what he was getting into.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

It was a quick, "get your ### away from me" kinda thing.

 

[Arizona Ron]

[SIZE=10.5pt]Lance’s friend is sleeping getting spooned by Michael with Stacy and Barb on the other side of him in the 2nd bedroom. [/SIZE]

Lance's friend had no idea what he was getting into.

Yeah, if I showed you a picture of this dude, then showed you a picture of Barb and Stacy - you'd say he doesn't have a shot in hell. I'm pretty sure he got one off, just not sure how and where it went.

 

[AAABatteries]

Lances friend is sleeping getting spooned by Michael with Stacy and Barb on the other side of him in the 2nd bedroom.

Lance's friend had no idea what he was getting into.

Yeah, if I showed you a picture of this dude, then showed you a picture of Barb and Stacy - you'd say he doesn't have a shot in hell. I'm pretty sure he got one off, just not sure how and where it went.

My guess is it ends up in a vial in Michael's trophy case.

 

[Ned]

Lances friend is sleeping getting spooned by Michael with Stacy and Barb on the other side of him in the 2nd bedroom.

Lance's friend had no idea what he was getting into.

Yeah, if I showed you a picture of this dude, then showed you a picture of Barb and Stacy - you'd say he doesn't have a shot in hell. I'm pretty sure he got one off, just not sure how and where it went.

My guess is it ends up in a vial in Michael's trophy case.

Dexter style?

 

[jamil]

[SIZE=10.5pt]Lance’s friend is sleeping getting spooned by Michael with Stacy and Barb on the other side of him in the 2nd bedroom. [/SIZE]

Lance's friend had no idea what he was getting into.

Yeah, if I showed you a picture of this dude, then showed you a picture of Barb and Stacy - you'd say he doesn't have a shot in hell. I'm pretty sure he got one off, just not sure how and where it went.

well....

 

[Peyton Marino]

The post was great and all, but no details on the outfit. Smh........

I was thinking the same thing. Makes me question if this all really happened.

I would have to attach the details as a downloadable PDF if I described everyone's attire there.

 

[AcerFC]

Ice strikes me as the kind who wouldn't mind if you posted her picture here. Just saying

 

[Quez]

Ice strikes me as the kind who wouldn't mind if you posted her picture here. Just saying

She strikes me as the kind who wouldn't mine joining the ffa, and starting more threads than Otis.

 

[VA703]

2.) Lance’s friend has a body to turn an orgy into an intervention.

What did this line mean?

Fat tub of #### was my guess, yet apparently even he got a piece.

He was shaped like Spongebob. Nice guy though.

I like the approach you made about him and the shoes..

most people take their shoes off at my house but when its a large party I tend to let me guard down.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

[SIZE=10.5pt]I go on my balcony to smoke and Tongue and Angie follow me out; I end up banging Tongue on the balcony with Lance’s friend sitting out there – he leaves once Tongue and I start getting it in. I see him later in my kitchen doing shots of Jack then heads back into the room with Stacy, Barb and Michael.[/SIZE]

Was Angie standing in the corner like Michael during this?

No, she was hooking up too but I was basically giving Tongue all of my attention at that point.

With?

 

[Peyton Marino]

what a time to be alive

 

[Kumerica]

Found out this morning that I'll probably be at a work conference in Crystal City in March.

Arizona Ron, under the circumstances, I'm hesitant to use the phrase "Crystal City Cornhole." But if I do go to that conference, can I hang with you and some of your friends? I'll buy the Tito's, mixers, wine, and sandwich trays. Depending on the day--and the weather--I may or may not wear my navy Sunspel Riviera polo, an off-creme-colored sport coat, light grey Billy Reid chinos or 3X1 Denim jeans, Flint & Tinder socks, and suede, Italian, sand-colored Chukkas. Underwear will likely be Jockey, Hanes, Flint & Tinder, or nonexistent.

Though not orgy-ready, my body's not intervention-worthy either. I'd say it hovers somewhere between the comfortable bare minimum and outright neglect.

 

[VA703]

I feel bad for angie.. sounds like she was the center of attention a year ago now shes the help

 

[Mjolnirs]

I feel bad for angie.. sounds like she was the center of attention a year ago now shes the help

Ice? Is that you?

 

[Slapdash]

I feel bad for angie.. sounds like she was the center of attention a year ago now shes the help

Ice? Is that you?

No, he's Michael.

 

[Zow]

AZ Ron, please pm me your e-mail so I can send you your invoice for services rendered.

- Woz, Esq.

 

[VA703]

m night shyamalan twist

Michael can jizz. He cooks it into his candy that he feeds to everyone. So everyone has been eating his GIZ ALL ALONG!!

Gummy bears? Cummy bears suckas!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[Dan Lambskin]

m night shyamalan twist

Michael can jizz. He cooks it into his candy that he feeds to everyone. So everyone has been eating his GIZ ALL ALONG!!

Gummy bears? Cummy bears suckas!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Soylent Cream

 

[Sweet J]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

If someone did that to me, at my age, while I was crouched down trying to munch box, in the shower no less, and there is NO way I'm not crapping over everything and everybody. Hell, I played in a "parents vs. kids" volleyball game with my daughter's team the other day and farted while I was trying to set the ball, and ended up ####ting my skivvies. Things just a little too loose down there. That team dances to the beat of its own drum.

 

[McGarnicle]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

If someone did that to me, at my age, while I was crouched down trying to munch box, in the shower no less, and there is NO way I'm not crapping over everything and everybody. Hell, I played in a "parents vs. kids" volleyball game with my daughter's team the other day and farted while I was trying to set the ball, and ended up ####ting my skivvies. Things just a little too loose down there. That team dances to the beat of its own drum.

Well I think just on principle, if you ever have the opportunity to lay a surprise dump on someone, you take it.

 

[VA703]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

If someone did that to me, at my age, while I was crouched down trying to munch box, in the shower no less, and there is NO way I'm not crapping over everything and everybody. Hell, I played in a "parents vs. kids" volleyball game with my daughter's team the other day and farted while I was trying to set the ball, and ended up ####ting my skivvies. Things just a little too loose down there. That team dances to the beat of its own drum.

Well I think just on principle, if you ever have the opportunity to lay a surprise dump on someone, you take it.

I can picture our hero taking a massive poo on the shower floor.. the girls start to scream

mystery Michael runs in and flops around in the mess like a mudfish

 

[Sweet J]

Less shoe talk more finger in the ### talk.

Speaking of - was this just a playful in-and-out. Or was Ice finger-banging the #### out of your brown star? And be honest, more than one finger, right?

If someone did that to me, at my age, while I was crouched down trying to munch box, in the shower no less, and there is NO way I'm not crapping over everything and everybody. Hell, I played in a "parents vs. kids" volleyball game with my daughter's team the other day and farted while I was trying to set the ball, and ended up ####ting my skivvies. Things just a little too loose down there. That team dances to the beat of its own drum.

Well I think just on principle, if you ever have the opportunity to lay a surprise dump on someone, you take it.

Well I hadn't thought of it that way. But by God you may be right.