Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[Rick James]

I feel like that whole story would make for a good episode of Blacked

Expect for the whole lame lay part

you mean Black-ish

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I feel like that whole story would make for a good episode of Blacked

Expect for the whole lame lay part

you mean Black-ish

 

[kentric]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.

ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

 

[Hoh]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.

ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

??

 

[fantasycurse42]

Not a fan of nailing a married chick either. Full disclosure, before I was married I nailed this Israeli woman for like a year straight, she was married/kids. Bad karma and I still feel ####ty about it. This chick put in the work though. She slipped a tongue in crack, used to love swallowing the semen, we'd have sechs and there would be blood and she'd be like "oh yea, I'm at the end of period, I should've mentioned it, I'll get you new sheets." She had also just gotten some big fake #### when I met her.

Best part, she was married to a gynecologist. Lived two blocks from me.

Crazy crazy craziest thing ever though - She moved away to Los Angeles from Brooklyn Heights probably in 2007 IIRC. Fast forward to 2012, I'm on my honeymoon in Aruba with my wife, at the airport heading back to NYC, and there she is with her husband and kids. I saw her, but she didn't see me at first - I tried to avoid even looking, but we literally criss-crossed 3x in the security line, there was no avoiding seeing each other, just a look of seeing a ghost every time we crossed, probably the most uncomfortable 10 minutes of my life.

Anyways, I was in my early 20's when banging this chick, I wouldn't do that again and still feel bad about to this day. Nailing a married chick is bad news and wrong IMO.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Ron really help make it a special Christmas for the married lady and one her and her husband will always remember. He also bought her a plane ticket.

I'm sure he'll love the herpes Ron gave him.

 

[Buzzbait]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

100% agree with this. Personally I've turned down opportunities with married women every time, and got really pissed off later when a woman told me she was married after we'd already been together. Just doesn't sit well with me personally. But when I hear about people cheating I blame the married party completely.

Oh come on...really? That's pretty lame. The onus is on both parties (assuming the unmarried knows the other is married). Anything other is just a cop out.

 

[AcerFC]

If im being honest, Im very surprised Rons night went this way. Its not like there is a shortage of strange in our hero's life.

Interesting chapter for sure

 

[(HULK)]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.

ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

I don't know if going that far is appropriate. She consented. I take she assumed her job and now vacation hung in the balance in her decision to consent, but she still consented. That makes her more of a hooker than a rape victim.

Ron can do better than this.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Pretty sure you can only catch the herp when there is an outbreak? Or it is highly unlikely (though not impossible) to pass it along without an active outbreak? Something like that. Not everyone Ron nails gets the herp and most prob don't - Ron would be a huge scumbag to nail strange when having an outbreak, hopefully he doesn't.

 

[AcerFC]

Pretty sure you can only catch the herp when there is an outbreak? Or it is highly unlikely (though not impossible) to pass it along without an active outbreak? Something like that. Not everyone Ron nails gets the herp and most prob don't - Ron would be a huge scumbag to nail strange when having an outbreak, hopefully he doesn't.

Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get. Most people with the virus don’t have symptoms. It is important to know that even without signs of the disease, it can still spread to sexual partners.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

 

[fantasycurse42]

Pretty sure you can only catch the herp when there is an outbreak? Or it is highly unlikely (though not impossible) to pass it along without an active outbreak? Something like that. Not everyone Ron nails gets the herp and most prob don't - Ron would be a huge scumbag to nail strange when having an outbreak, hopefully he doesn't.

Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get. Most people with the virus don’t have symptoms. It is important to know that even without signs of the disease, it can still spread to sexual partners.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

The CDC is the most conservative place in the world for information. They obviously always err on the side of caution. I didn't say it was impossible, I just said not likely (prob less than 25% of the time, maybe even a lot less).

Also, herpes isn't fully protected even if you use a condom.

 

[Road Warriors]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.

ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

I don't know if going that far is appropriate. She consented. I take she assumed her job and now vacation hung in the balance in her decision to consent, but she still consented. That makes her more of a hooker than a rape victim.

Ron can do better than this.

Pretty sure Kentric was speaking of a hypothetical, not Ron's specifics.

ie. He would blame his wife for any extramarital actions, with the sole exception being she was drunk enough to be unable to give consent.

Enough judgy-ness in here. More Ron.

 

[kentric]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.

ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

??

I'm saying I would blame my wife or, some guy who I know and was friendly acquaintance with as he knows me - i.e., I wouldn't want my buddy nailing my wife without my permission first.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Pretty sure you can only catch the herp when there is an outbreak? Or it is highly unlikely (though not impossible) to pass it along without an active outbreak? Something like that. Not everyone Ron nails gets the herp and most prob don't - Ron would be a huge scumbag to nail strange when having an outbreak, hopefully he doesn't.

Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get. Most people with the virus don’t have symptoms. It is important to know that even without signs of the disease, it can still spread to sexual partners.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

The CDC is the most conservative place in the world for information. They obviously always err on the side of caution. I didn't say it was impossible, I just said not likely (prob less than 25% of the time, maybe even a lot less).

Also, herpes isn't fully protected even if you use a condom.

Yeah but Ron has like the best strain of herpes and almost never has an outbreak. I think it is commendable that he lets his sex partners know about it but I doubt it is necessary. I'm pretty sure he only passes it on to someone if he chooses to give it to them.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Pretty sure you can only catch the herp when there is an outbreak? Or it is highly unlikely (though not impossible) to pass it along without an active outbreak? Something like that. Not everyone Ron nails gets the herp and most prob don't - Ron would be a huge scumbag to nail strange when having an outbreak, hopefully he doesn't.

Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get. Most people with the virus don’t have symptoms. It is important to know that even without signs of the disease, it can still spread to sexual partners.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

The CDC is the most conservative place in the world for information. They obviously always err on the side of caution. I didn't say it was impossible, I just said not likely (prob less than 25% of the time, maybe even a lot less).

Also, herpes isn't fully protected even if you use a condom.

Yeah but Ron has like the best strain of herpes and almost never has an outbreak. I think it is commendable that he lets his sex partners know about it but I doubt it is necessary. I'm pretty sure he only passes it on to someone if he chooses to give it to them.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Pretty sure you can only catch the herp when there is an outbreak? Or it is highly unlikely (though not impossible) to pass it along without an active outbreak? Something like that. Not everyone Ron nails gets the herp and most prob don't - Ron would be a huge scumbag to nail strange when having an outbreak, hopefully he doesn't.

Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get. Most people with the virus don’t have symptoms. It is important to know that even without signs of the disease, it can still spread to sexual partners.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

The CDC is the most conservative place in the world for information. They obviously always err on the side of caution. I didn't say it was impossible, I just said not likely (prob less than 25% of the time, maybe even a lot less).

Also, herpes isn't fully protected even if you use a condom.

Yeah but Ron has like the best strain of herpes and almost never has an outbreak. I think it is commendable that he lets his sex partners know about it but I doubt it is necessary. I'm pretty sure he only passes it on to someone if he chooses to give it to them.

 

[bushdocda]

Think of the Christmas morning joy that has been provided though.

 

[Hoh]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.

ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

??

I'm saying I would blame my wife or, some guy who I know and was friendly acquaintance with as he knows me - i.e., I wouldn't want my buddy nailing my wife without my permission first.

Oh, ok. Didn't make sense the way I read it.

 

[McGarnicle]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

100% agree with this. Personally I've turned down opportunities with married women every time, and got really pissed off later when a woman told me she was married after we'd already been together. Just doesn't sit well with me personally. But when I hear about people cheating I blame the married party completely.

Oh come on...really? That's pretty lame. The onus is on both parties (assuming the unmarried knows the other is married). Anything other is just a cop out.

The married person took a vow in front of all their family and friends to be faithful. If you're assigning blame to both parties, the overwhelming portion of it falls on the person who took the vow.

 

[McGarnicle]

Herpes is just the occasional cold sore on your meat right? So these babes are getting prime Crystal City blacksnake and worst case, they might get a cold sore sometime in the future?

Meh, I say. Meh.

 

[cstu]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Sorry to break this to you, but none of it is real.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Sorry to break this to you, but none of it is real.

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

 

[[icon]]

Moral Police... show yourselves to the door.

TIA

 

[shadyridr]

I see this is the part of the story where our hero hits bottom. I can't wait until the comeback along with accompanying montage.

 

[playin4beer]

Ron has the kind of herpes chicks WANT to catch...

 

[cstu]

Herpes is just the occasional cold sore on your meat right? So these babes are getting prime Crystal City blacksnake and worst case, they might get a cold sore sometime in the future?

Meh, I say. Meh.

If her husband really loves her and wants her to be happy then he should be grateful for occasional sores on his junk.

 

[Hoh]

Moral Police... show yourselves to the door.

TIA

Aye sir

 

[sbonomo]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

why the guy? if my wife cheated on me that is on her. My rule of thumb, which my wife is fully aware of, is that if you can take her you can have her. I will find another.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I used to love to bang married women when I was single. Now that I've been with my wife for 10 years it doesn't excite me nearly as much.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Merry Christmas and a Herpes New Year!!!!

 

[Zow]

Herpes is just the occasional cold sore on your meat right? So these babes are getting prime Crystal City blacksnake and worst case, they might get a cold sore sometime in the future?

Meh, I say. Meh.

Hey gang don't hurt me,

it's lil' ole me, Herpes.

Cooler than your best friend,

I'll stay with you 'til the end.

You won't see me everyday.

But every few years I'll come say, "hey!".

That's right, no cure for me in sight.

I won't go without a fight, I'm the Herpes!

The Herpes!

See you in hell mother####er! Ooh baby I like it raw...

 

[Quez]

She

A) was tired/ drunk and not into it

B) felt obligated, and just wasn't that into it

C) felt obligated and was regretting it during the act

D) worried she might catch an STD and infect her husband

E) doesn't want to put it on Ron too good, becasue he will want more

F) cheats on her husband so often its not exciting

G)she has always been a bad lay

 

[Zow]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Let's not get judgemental here. If a married person has sex with someone the onus is on the married person, not the person having sex with the married person. If you have a problem with it, go to her.

Not when the unmarried person knows about the married person. Come on.ETA: I'm sure if a guy wined and dined your wife while you are out of town and then took her back to his apartment (condo, sorry) you'd only blame her if she ####ed him.

Actually, with the exception that she was drunk and he effectively raped her, I would only blame my wife. I would also have an issue with the guy if I knew him well.

why the guy? if my wife cheated on me that is on her. My rule of thumb, which my wife is fully aware of, is that if you can take her you can have her. I will find another.

Generally I agree with you. But if it's a buddy that's pretty uncool, too. Be way more upset with my wife but I doubt the friendship with the guy would continue.

 

[eoMMan]

Any big plans for the weekend, Ron?

 

[Quez]

I screwed a married chick once, but she didn't look anything like the girl in Rons picture. She may of been a 4-5 at best, but I was wasted. I had been out on a boat drinking all day, shrooms, and just enough blow to keep me from not passing out. My group ended up bringing some girls back, and I was instantly fixated on her huge boobs. She started pulling them out in front of my friend and I, and she had some huge Farrah fawcet nips. She ended taking mr back to her house, while her babysitter was there, at like 4-5am. It got kind of awkward when her kid started banging on the door at 7am asking mommy to cuddle. She dropped him off at the neighbors or something, then came back. Dad was out of town working. I probably did the poor guy a favor screwing that fat cow.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I hooked with a broad at her bachelorette party and kept in touch with her after where we would get together here and there. We both lived in Boston and on her way to her rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding she stopped by my place and I banged her. I ended up moving away but came back over Christmas time and banged her, ultimately I moved back to the area but didn't see her again but would exchange a random message or two via LinkedIn. At one point though she put me in touch with her husband as I was a recruiter and he was looking to hire someone. Fairly strange arrangement but I collected a nice fee for finding him someone and charged him an extra 5% for teaching his wife that thing he really likes.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Some real filthy whores out there.

 

[Peyton Marino]

these hoes ain't loyal

 

[Zow]

I hooked with a broad at her bachelorette party and kept in touch with her after where we would get together here and there. We both lived in Boston and on her way to her rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding she stopped by my place and I banged her. I ended up moving away but came back over Christmas time and banged her, ultimately I moved back to the area but didn't see her again but would exchange a random message or two via LinkedIn. At one point though she put me in touch with her husband as I was a recruiter and he was looking to hire someone. Fairly strange arrangement but I collected a nice fee for finding him someone and charged him an extra 5% for teaching his wife that thing he really likes.

She hooked up with you on the way to her own wedding rehearsal??!!

Holy ####.

 

[kentric]

I see this is the part of the story where our hero hits bottom. I can't wait until the comeback along with accompanying montage.

We definitely have different versions of rock bottom shady. To me, rock bottom would be Ron and Michael getting it on and doing a snowball with Ron's herpes-riddled love juices (or something along that 'vein').

 

[kentric]

I hooked with a broad at her bachelorette party and kept in touch with her after where we would get together here and there. We both lived in Boston and on her way to her rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding she stopped by my place and I banged her. I ended up moving away but came back over Christmas time and banged her, ultimately I moved back to the area but didn't see her again but would exchange a random message or two via LinkedIn. At one point though she put me in touch with her husband as I was a recruiter and he was looking to hire someone. Fairly strange arrangement but I collected a nice fee for finding him someone and charged him an extra 5% for teaching his wife that thing he really likes.

She hooked up with you on the way to her own wedding rehearsal??!!

Holy ####.

Wife had a gf like that. The night before her wedding she met up with her cousin and gave him some oral. Marriage didn't last all that long.

 

[DocHolliday]

I hooked with a broad at her bachelorette party and kept in touch with her after where we would get together here and there. We both lived in Boston and on her way to her rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding she stopped by my place and I banged her. I ended up moving away but came back over Christmas time and banged her, ultimately I moved back to the area but didn't see her again but would exchange a random message or two via LinkedIn. At one point though she put me in touch with her husband as I was a recruiter and he was looking to hire someone. Fairly strange arrangement but I collected a nice fee for finding him someone and charged him an extra 5% for teaching his wife that thing he really likes.

She hooked up with you on the way to her own wedding rehearsal??!!

Holy ####.

Wife had a gf like that. The night before her wedding she met up with her cousin and gave him some oral. Marriage didn't last all that long.

Who did she marry? Her uncle?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Can any of you doctors explain how I've had the herp for 15-20 years but my wife doesn't have it?

Also, about the married thing; you know how many swinging married chicks I've banged? Tons. I really don't get hung up on it; who knows what her relationship is like with her husband

 

[McGarnicle]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

 

[DocHolliday]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

Just keep living in denial. It is working for you and your wife.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

Just randomly put on some rap music, if she starts dancing I got bad news for you GB

 

[kentric]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

Just to be safe, you should send a pic of your wife to Ron. If he hasn't railed her you're likely safe. ;-)

 

[fantasycurse42]

Can any of you doctors explain how I've had the herp for 15-20 years but my wife doesn't have it?

Also, about the married thing; you know how many swinging married chicks I've banged? Tons. I really don't get hung up on it; who knows what her relationship is like with her husband

This is exactly what I was getting at on the previous page.

Typically it is only contagious during an outbreak, no? I mean, they say it can be transferred at other times, but those are probably outliers.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Ron is not the one cheating, he did nothing wrong. You need to get your head straight. If your wife cheats on you, here's a hint, it is her fault not the person she is cheating with. HTH.