Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (6 Viewers)

[sbonomo]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

Just randomly put on some rap music, if she starts dancing I got bad news for you GB

My wife likes rap music

 

[Brony]

Can any of you doctors explain how I've had the herp for 15-20 years but my wife doesn't have it?

She doesn't have the virus, or she doesn't have the symptoms? Lots of people have HSV 2, but not all are symptomatic. I'd give you a WebMD link, but my IT department warned us against catching any kind of virus.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

Just randomly put on some rap music, if she starts dancing I got bad news for you GB

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I hooked with a broad at her bachelorette party and kept in touch with her after where we would get together here and there. We both lived in Boston and on her way to her rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding she stopped by my place and I banged her. I ended up moving away but came back over Christmas time and banged her, ultimately I moved back to the area but didn't see her again but would exchange a random message or two via LinkedIn. At one point though she put me in touch with her husband as I was a recruiter and he was looking to hire someone. Fairly strange arrangement but I collected a nice fee for finding him someone and charged him an extra 5% for teaching his wife that thing he really likes.

She hooked up with you on the way to her own wedding rehearsal??!!

Holy ####.

in fairness to her she was getting married in NYC so she stopped by my place around noon and her rehearsal dinner wasn't until early evening in New York. I suspect that meant she had time to check into her hotel and shower away the baby batter I left on her stomach before heading out with her husband to be, family and closest friends.

 

[jamil]

I feel like kind of a chump I guess, but I have this thing about remaining faithful no matter what, then I hear all kinds of stories like these here and see how my wife talks to guys at work and I think most likely she's getting slammed 9 ways from Sunday by like 5 or 6 of them but women are experts at hiding it. Whaddya gonna do?

Just randomly put on some rap music, if she starts dancing I got bad news for you GB

Oh fu.....

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I made out with some girl at her bachelorette party, but that's it.

 

[(HULK)]

Can any of you doctors explain how I've had the herp for 15-20 years but my wife doesn't have it?

Also, about the married thing; you know how many swinging married chicks I've banged? Tons. I really don't get hung up on it; who knows what her relationship is like with her husband

Bet she does have it.

And I'm less worried about the married thing than I am that she put out because she felt obligated to do so. She certainly acted that way.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Can any of you doctors explain how I've had the herp for 15-20 years but my wife doesn't have it?

Also, about the married thing; you know how many swinging married chicks I've banged? Tons. I really don't get hung up on it; who knows what her relationship is like with her husband

Bet she does have it.

And I'm less worried about the married thing than I am that she put out because she felt obligated to do so. She certainly acted that way.

Consult Woz?

 

[(HULK)]

She's probably posting up a storm on forums.careermoms.com/ffa and saying stuff like:

-how much crying she did on her flight out of town, re-applying makeup in the plane before disembarking

-how right after telling her she had a job, he'd said she better kiss him

-how she tried the fake drunk sleepiness move to escape, but it didn't work

-she just laid there hoping he'd lose interest

 

[Golden Gopher]

i don't think that she'll become a regular character in this saga

I disagree. She is now doing work for our lead man. And, her marriage sounds shaky. I would love to see her in a room with only Ice and Ron.

This isn't a news flash, but almost every woman can make their marriage sound shaky. There's always something that's not "perfect" to them.

This. Especially after a few drinks. If you're OK with banging married chicks, that's one thing, but a drunk woman coming across as though her marriage isn't the best is a pretty weak justification... LOL.

 

[McGarnicle]

She's probably posting up a storm on forums.careermoms.com/ffa and saying stuff like:

-how much crying she did on her flight out of town, re-applying makeup in the plane before disembarking

-how right after telling her she had a job, he'd said she better kiss him

-how she tried the fake drunk sleepiness move to escape, but it didn't work

-she just laid there hoping he'd lose interest

-how she's a helpless infant with no way of asserting her will.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Can any of you doctors explain how I've had the herp for 15-20 years but my wife doesn't have it?

Also, about the married thing; you know how many swinging married chicks I've banged? Tons. I really don't get hung up on it; who knows what her relationship is like with her husband

Bet she does have it.And I'm less worried about the married thing than I am that she put out because she felt obligated to do so. She certainly acted that way.

She just had her last full scope about six months ago, nothing.

 

[kentric]

She's probably posting up a storm on forums.careermoms.com/ffa and saying stuff like:

-how much crying she did on her flight out of town, re-applying makeup in the plane before disembarking

-how right after telling her she had a job, he'd said she better kiss him

-how she tried the fake drunk sleepiness move to escape, but it didn't work

-she just laid there hoping he'd lose interest

-how she's a helpless infant with no way of asserting her will.

Ron's a pedafile?????

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

In a lot of ways if you have the really good herpes like Ron it is kinda better than not having it. You rarely have outbreaks and only pass it on to people you want to have it, additionally it removes any reason to wear a rubber. If you already have good herpes, what exactly are you worried about? HIV is basically a gay and IV drug user disease and everything else can be cured. In a lot of ways it takes away any worry about going bare back.

 

[jon_mx]

Ron really help make it a special Christmas for the married lady and one her and her husband will always remember. He also bought her a plane ticket.

A white Chrstmas

 

[McGarnicle]

She's probably posting up a storm on forums.careermoms.com/ffa and saying stuff like:

-how much crying she did on her flight out of town, re-applying makeup in the plane before disembarking

-how right after telling her she had a job, he'd said she better kiss him

-how she tried the fake drunk sleepiness move to escape, but it didn't work

-she just laid there hoping he'd lose interest

-how she's a helpless infant with no way of asserting her will.

Ron's a pedafile?????

Yes, he ####s bicycles.

 

[fantasycurse42]

In a lot of ways if you have the really good herpes like Ron it is kinda better than not having it. You rarely have outbreaks and only pass it on to people you want to have it, additionally it removes any reason to wear a rubber. If you already have good herpes, what exactly are you worried about? HIV is basically a gay and IV drug user disease and everything else can be cured. In a lot of ways it takes away any worry about going bare back.

I think the numbers are something like 10% are infected through heterosexual activities, so while the risk is clearly lower, it does still exist.

Druggie could also be a high risk partner.

 

[cstu]

I want the good herpes!!

 

[Arizona Ron]

In a lot of ways if you have the really good herpes like Ron it is kinda better than not having it. You rarely have outbreaks and only pass it on to people you want to have it, additionally it removes any reason to wear a rubber. If you already have good herpes, what exactly are you worried about? HIV is basically a gay and IV drug user disease and everything else can be cured. In a lot of ways it takes away any worry about going bare back.

I think the numbers are something like 10% are infected through heterosexual activities, so while the risk is clearly lower, it does still exist.

Druggie could also be a high risk partner.

She smokes a lot of weed and sniff yao, it's not like she's shooting dope dude.

 

[Green and Gold]

This may have been asked before, but I couldn't find it. Ron, do you ever think about this thread at really inopportune times?

 

[Arizona Ron]

This may have been asked before, but I couldn't find it. Ron, do you ever think about this thread at really inopportune times?

 

[cockroach]

I'm afraid I might get an outbreak just reading this thread. Popping a Lysine or two just in case

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm afraid I might get an outbreak just reading this thread. Popping a Lysine or two just in case

This is the worst alias ever. Pretty sure you started a thread about the pleasures of having things rammed up your backside, no?

 

[shadyridr]

This may have been asked before, but I couldn't find it. Ron, do you ever think about this thread at really inopportune times?

I'm assuming he means mid bang you say to yourself "I gotta tell the guys about this"

 

[chet]

I'm afraid I might get an outbreak just reading this thread. Popping a Lysine or two just in case

GTFO

 

[Arizona Ron]

This may have been asked before, but I couldn't find it. Ron, do you ever think about this thread at really inopportune times?

I'm assuming he means mid bang you say to yourself "I gotta tell the guys about this"

No, if I actually posted each day what went on it would be a full time job. Actually laying down now wait for this chick to get out of the show let for

 

[Zow]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Ron is not the one cheating, he did nothing wrong. You need to get your head straight. If your wife cheats on you, here's a hint, it is her fault not the person she is cheating with. HTH.

yep, blows my mind that some guys focus their anger on the other guy and not their wife.

If a guy is single he didn't make any commitment to be faithful or loyal to anyone, 100% on the cheating spouse, not the single guy.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

I have an adorable 3 year old boy sleeping in between my lovely wife and myself right now. Wife is 7.5 months pregnant, back is killing her, basically stuck in bed, cranky as ####, kid has crup. I need to redo a bathroom and throw away about 200 pounds of #### (I've already thrown away roughly 40 bags of garbage and made two trips to the Salvation Army in the last 2 weeks). In about 15 minutes when I'm positive they're both out cold, I'm sneaking out of the bedroom to go masturbate - think I'd trade spots with him.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Lots of vitriol since the mega update. I don't get it. I'm entertained.

 

[McGarnicle]

Lots of vitriol since the mega update. I don't get it. I'm entertained.

The thread has always been like that. Debauchery, shenanigans, people are entertained, then one puritan says he's offended, others join in, others defend Ron, Ron goes , rinse, repeat.

 

[DuckStupid]

Not sure why Ron wants to nail some kid's mom.

 

[SIDA!]

I read the latest update and didn't get any sense that she felt obligated to put out. Would be curious to hear some of you arguing this to defend that position.

 

[doowain]

Avid reader of this thread, but #### man....a married chick. I thought you had some class.

Ron is not the one cheating, he did nothing wrong. You need to get your head straight. If your wife cheats on you, here's a hint, it is her fault not the person she is cheating with. HTH.

Sure it's her fault. But it also means the dude is a scumbag for knowingly banging a married woman. HTH. There are plenty of single chicks out there.ETA: That's not to say I'm not still entertained by the stories. Because I am. I'm both in awe of and disgusted by Ron at the same time.

 

[chet]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

 

[ThaPenguin]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

Hmm, here I thought I had logged into FBG, but it was actually Facebook. Only type of place where you see this crap.We get it, your life is better than ours.

 

[Wooderson]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

I know it's a joke and all but the homer joke is so much worse then anything Ron has ever posted.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Welcome to schtick

 

[Wooderson]

Welcome to schtick

Oh then it's ok.

 

[In The Zone]

Ron, I'm not here to judge, I'm here for the entertainment........

............................................and the boners.

Keep the updates coming.

 

[jon_mx]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

Not to judge, but aren't you a bit old to be wearing diapers?

 

[Zow]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the

grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

Hmm, here I thought I had logged into FBG, but it was actually Facebook. Only type of place where you see this crap.We get it, your life is better than ours.

Lighten up, it was a joke.

 

[VA703]

Safe to assume Lance's friend gave Michael his first boner?

The way you described those two spooning on the bed I'm gonna guess lance guy got a bj from barb or her friend and he bukakked the gimp

Colombian chick how hot?

Thx

 

[Johnny Rock]

I have an adorable 7 lbs baby sleeping on my chest right now (blue gerber onesie, Oscar the

grouch diaper). Don't think I'd trade spots with you.

Hmm, here I thought I had logged into FBG, but it was actually Facebook. Only type of place where you see this crap.We get it, your life is better than ours.

Lighten up, it was a joke.

So was ThaPenguins, right?

 

[mr fancypants]

Safe to assume Lance's friend gave Michael his first boner?

The way you described those two spooning on the bed I'm gonna guess lance guy got a bj from barb or her friend and he bukakked the gimp

Colombian chick how hot?

Thx

Yeesh, reading compression down, she was cuban. Which makes her much more hotter. HTH!

 

[Green and Gold]

This may have been asked before, but I couldn't find it. Ron, do you ever think about this thread at really inopportune times?

Like, you're going down on a cuban chick while getting peed on and you start thinking about how you're going to word that in your update.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Safe to assume Lance's friend gave Michael his first boner?

The way you described those two spooning on the bed I'm gonna guess lance guy got a bj from barb or her friend and he bukakked the gimp

Colombian chick how hot?

Thx

Yeesh, reading compression down, she was cuban. Which makes her much more hotter. HTH!

Huh? Pretty sure there are tons of smoking hot chicks from both countries.

 

[Das Boot]

Safe to assume Lance's friend gave Michael his first boner?

The way you described those two spooning on the bed I'm gonna guess lance guy got a bj from barb or her friend and he bukakked the gimp

Colombian chick how hot?

Thx

Yeesh, reading compression down, she was cuban. Which makes her much more hotter. HTH!

Reading compression is an important skill.

 

[kentric]

I want the good herpes!!

Go lick Michael's stomach.

 

[cockroach]

I'm afraid I might get an outbreak just reading this thread. Popping a Lysine or two just in case

This is the worst alias ever. Pretty sure you started a thread about the pleasures of having things rammed up your backside, no?

That's pretty hilarious coming from you, bud

Never had anything put inside my butt without my permission