Tom Hagen
Footballguy
I think you mean 3 racks.Orgies are definitely in your future.This chick I work with just asked to borrow $10, I happily obliged
I actually asked her if she'd rather I loan her $3k.
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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
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Golden Gopher
Footballguy
You guys are on a roll.Orgies are definitely in your future.This chick I work with just asked to borrow $10, I happily obliged
kentric
Footballguy
The only toys allowed in Ron's closet require batteries fit in certain cavities (esp anal).
Wooderson
Fight The Power
No skin off my back with what ever he does. Just trying to help a brotha out.DocHolliday said:This post should hit home. Daughter should always come first.Wooderson said:Yep if this is your time to spend with your kid. Step up your dad game and make it a fun weekend.cstu said:God forbid your bachelor pad has your child's stuff in it.Called my ex wife yesterday evening:
Me: As you know it's going to snow really bad, Angie said she already took care of shopping but is there anything else you need?
Ex: No
Me: So...I was thinking, would it be cool if I hung out with Daughter this weekend?
Ex: You want her to stay with you this weekend?
Me: Not really because all her stuff is there. I think she'll get bored at my place unless I bring a bunch of her things here. It might be a long weekend, I'd rather her be at the house so she can keep occupied. What if I came and hung out over there with you guys?
Ex: That would be too much of a disruption and it's not fair to Daughter for you to just come over and play house for a weekend.
In The Zone
Footballguy
Well I guess anal should be the plan next time.There's no way that was a dude. It's Ice ####ing with my head again. I've seen and been around plenty of chicks with ####s and the easiest tell is the voice, hands and fake titz. The titz were real and she looked and sounded like a woman.Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.
Ted Stickles
Footballguy
boots11234
Footballguy
"Her" or Rons?Well I guess anal should be the plan next time.There's no way that was a dude. It's Ice ####ing with my head again. I've seen and been around plenty of chicks with ####s and the easiest tell is the voice, hands and fake titz. The titz were real and she looked and sounded like a woman.Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.
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Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Friday:
Druggie called me after sending her a text, she was just waking up (at like 1pm) and wanted me to drop off cash so she could go buy stuff for the party (as mentioned here before, she's loaded but her parents try not to allow her access to cash). I gave her $600 to get party favors and buy the rest of the stuff with her card (e.g. snacks, beer/liquor and wine - this would typically be Angie's department but she's was at my house with Wife & Daughter and I wanted her to stay there and not risk driving.
Cuban said she was down and wanted to bring her friends, also asked if Potsie could come over too. I said sure, he seems like a cool dude last time he hung out. Barb said her and Stacy would come but Michael couldn't make it (fine with me). Ice said, "don't know, I'll be there if I feel like it", w/e . Tongue wasn't feeling well so not coming. Lance and His Girlfriend were out of the question since his girlfriend is preggo, they didn't want to get stuck at my place partying. Lance asked if he should tell his friend (the one that hooked up with Barb and maybe Michael), I said no; didn't like that the dude took issue with taking his shoes off.
The snow started really falling around 7 pm or so and Cuban, her 2 girlfriends also Spanish but not sure from where (Luna and Julia) and Potsie (Julia was the chick blowing Potsie in the living room last time we hung out). Potsie legit does this when he walked in and I started laughing, he was like
but I said it's nothing good to see you again. Barb and Stacy were shortly after then then Druggie shows up with the front desk helping her bring in a bunch of frozen pizzas, frozen wings, two cases of Stella and 3 bottles of Jack (side note: Angie would have gotten way better ####, not this frozen BS but it's fine). Druggie hands me an 8th, again not my thing but I like having it around for the girls. Ice showed up with someone I haven't seen in a few years, Amber (Amber use to "date" my wife and who last time I checked, doesn't like me). Not sure why Ice brought this chick knowing we don't like each other.
The front desk called asking if I'm expecting anyone else, I said hold on and yelled to everyone in my place, "IS ANYONE EXPECTING ANYONE ELSE?". Only Druggie responded saying, "my homeboy might stop by later", I said okay, walked back into the kitchen and told the frond desk "No, not expecting anyone else. Thanks".
So it's:
Me
Druggie (punk rocking it as always)
Ice (####### as always but sexy as ever)
Amber (my ex wife's ex - just typing that makes me realized how ####ed up my life is; she wasn't as butchy as I remembered her from years ago).
Cuban (hottie)
Julia (meh)
Luna (we've showered together, would shower again)
Barb (Michael's something but an awesome lay)
Stacy (very cool)
Potsie (he's a dude, who cares)
Druggie is cranking up music running through my bluetooth system with her phone in the dining room, lots of Blink-182 and Fall Out Boy type of songs - Fine with me. Ice and Amber were now in the kitchen looking at the frozen pizza and stuff Druggie bought then started breaking her balls about it; the two of them were talking #### to Druggie's face and Druggie was simply staring at them singing along to her songs in a FU kinda manner. Later, Barb broke out some chocolate edibles while Cuban and Druggie are doing lines off the dining room table, all of a sudden, Amber and Ice are best friends with Druggie now that they're all skeed.
I made two of the pizzas and shocker, the only people eating are me, Potsie and Stacy because the three of weren't doing blow. Cuban had to be high as a kite because I watched her eat 4 pieces of the chocolate Barb brought, was doing lines like they were on sale and still smoking a bowl every time it was passed. I was catching a contact and pissed everyone off by open the balcony doors but I just had to get some fresh air in the place.
It's about 2am at this point, I'm drunk but maintaining. The girls were all in some conversation about making a guy cum without touching. I chimed in and said, "sure you could make a guy cum without touching him, chicks do it all the time. It's called porn". They quickly jumped in saying no them mean the guy can't touch himself either - it just happens. I call BS and say I don't think it's possible. I get naked and say, "Okay, make me cum without touching me - not happening".
Barb jumps in with the idea that the girls should break into teams - Team Ron and Team Potsie to see who would cum first. It was annoying watching a bunch of coked up chicks try to figure out the "rules" for this game they just made up. All of them talking at the same time, over each other. The girls split into groups:
Team Ron: Barb, Stacy, Ice and Amber
Team Potsie: Cuban, Druggie, Julia and Luna
Team Potsie helps get him naked and the two of us guys are standing in the living room side by side. I'm standing confidently but Potsie quickly spoke up and said, "I never be able to cum looking at another dude's ####". Ice jumps up and goes to the foyer and grabs the shoelaces out of someone's sneakers; she tied the two of us standing back-to-back by our wrists. We're all drunk, the girls are high and we're laughing uncontrollably while Ice is getting us into position. The girls on each team are dancing, making out with each other, breathing our ####s etc. This goes on for a good 20-30 minutes, Potsie and I are occasionally pulling forward from each other, leaning, deep breathing etc. Team Potsie's girls were breathing and talking to his #### (couldn't see but obviously heard) while Team Ron is completely naked and basically making out while motioning me to come join them - I could shovel snow with the boner I have at this point. Then, what I think is cheating, Ice decide to hover her mouth directly over my #### then slowly dripped saliva onto my #### - as soon as I felt her warm saliva on me, I exploded. Ice jumps up in excitement yelling, "We win #####es!!!", Julia starts blowing Potsie and he started immediately convulsing while we're still tied back-to-back (gay?). The other girls start saying Ice cheated, etc. Was still fun.
It's late, I just shot a load making me lose 99.9% of my energy and it's way past my bed time being about 4 am. I go to my room to crash for a bit. I wake up a few hours later with Cuban on top of me, high/drunk/skeed demanding me to #### her. I oblige by throwing her on her back telling her she really should not have done that - I forcibly grab her hair and rail the hell out of her. She starts yelling as I'm boning her, I can feel her flinch every time I touch her back wall. She knifes her fingers into me, breaking skin and her eyes start rolling in the back of her head. She orgasims and pleads me to stop, I finish in her while she holds me in tears. I'm awake now so I let her lay in my bed while I check out the rest of my place.
Looking at the news, it's going to be at least one more night of this because DC is shutdown.
Tired of typing right now. I'll discuss Saturday later.
Druggie called me after sending her a text, she was just waking up (at like 1pm) and wanted me to drop off cash so she could go buy stuff for the party (as mentioned here before, she's loaded but her parents try not to allow her access to cash). I gave her $600 to get party favors and buy the rest of the stuff with her card (e.g. snacks, beer/liquor and wine - this would typically be Angie's department but she's was at my house with Wife & Daughter and I wanted her to stay there and not risk driving.
Cuban said she was down and wanted to bring her friends, also asked if Potsie could come over too. I said sure, he seems like a cool dude last time he hung out. Barb said her and Stacy would come but Michael couldn't make it (fine with me). Ice said, "don't know, I'll be there if I feel like it", w/e
. Tongue wasn't feeling well so not coming. Lance and His Girlfriend were out of the question since his girlfriend is preggo, they didn't want to get stuck at my place partying. Lance asked if he should tell his friend (the one that hooked up with Barb and maybe Michael), I said no; didn't like that the dude took issue with taking his shoes off.The snow started really falling around 7 pm or so and Cuban, her 2 girlfriends also Spanish but not sure from where (Luna and Julia) and Potsie (Julia was the chick blowing Potsie in the living room last time we hung out). Potsie legit does this when he walked in and I started laughing, he was like
but I said it's nothing good to see you again. Barb and Stacy were shortly after then then Druggie shows up with the front desk helping her bring in a bunch of frozen pizzas, frozen wings, two cases of Stella and 3 bottles of Jack (side note: Angie would have gotten way better ####, not this frozen BS but it's fine). Druggie hands me an 8th, again not my thing but I like having it around for the girls. Ice showed up with someone I haven't seen in a few years, Amber (Amber use to "date" my wife and who last time I checked, doesn't like me). Not sure why Ice brought this chick knowing we don't like each other.The front desk called asking if I'm expecting anyone else, I said hold on and yelled to everyone in my place, "IS ANYONE EXPECTING ANYONE ELSE?". Only Druggie responded saying, "my homeboy might stop by later", I said okay, walked back into the kitchen and told the frond desk "No, not expecting anyone else. Thanks".
So it's:
Me
Druggie (punk rocking it as always)
Ice (####### as always but sexy as ever)
Amber (my ex wife's ex - just typing that makes me realized how ####ed up my life is; she wasn't as butchy as I remembered her from years ago).
Cuban (hottie)
Julia (meh)
Luna (we've showered together, would shower again)
Barb (Michael's something but an awesome lay)
Stacy (very cool)
Potsie (he's a dude, who cares)
Druggie is cranking up music running through my bluetooth system with her phone in the dining room, lots of Blink-182 and Fall Out Boy type of songs - Fine with me. Ice and Amber were now in the kitchen looking at the frozen pizza and stuff Druggie bought then started breaking her balls about it; the two of them were talking #### to Druggie's face and Druggie was simply staring at them singing along to her songs in a FU kinda manner. Later, Barb broke out some chocolate edibles while Cuban and Druggie are doing lines off the dining room table, all of a sudden, Amber and Ice are best friends with Druggie now that they're all skeed.
I made two of the pizzas and shocker, the only people eating are me, Potsie and Stacy because the three of weren't doing blow. Cuban had to be high as a kite because I watched her eat 4 pieces of the chocolate Barb brought, was doing lines like they were on sale and still smoking a bowl every time it was passed. I was catching a contact and pissed everyone off by open the balcony doors but I just had to get some fresh air in the place.
It's about 2am at this point, I'm drunk but maintaining. The girls were all in some conversation about making a guy cum without touching. I chimed in and said, "sure you could make a guy cum without touching him, chicks do it all the time. It's called porn". They quickly jumped in saying no them mean the guy can't touch himself either - it just happens. I call BS and say I don't think it's possible. I get naked and say, "Okay, make me cum without touching me - not happening".
Barb jumps in with the idea that the girls should break into teams - Team Ron and Team Potsie to see who would cum first. It was annoying watching a bunch of coked up chicks try to figure out the "rules" for this game they just made up. All of them talking at the same time, over each other. The girls split into groups:
Team Ron: Barb, Stacy, Ice and Amber
Team Potsie: Cuban, Druggie, Julia and Luna
Team Potsie helps get him naked and the two of us guys are standing in the living room side by side. I'm standing confidently but Potsie quickly spoke up and said, "I never be able to cum looking at another dude's ####". Ice jumps up and goes to the foyer and grabs the shoelaces out of someone's sneakers; she tied the two of us standing back-to-back by our wrists. We're all drunk, the girls are high and we're laughing uncontrollably while Ice is getting us into position. The girls on each team are dancing, making out with each other, breathing our ####s etc. This goes on for a good 20-30 minutes, Potsie and I are occasionally pulling forward from each other, leaning, deep breathing etc. Team Potsie's girls were breathing and talking to his #### (couldn't see but obviously heard) while Team Ron is completely naked and basically making out while motioning me to come join them - I could shovel snow with the boner I have at this point. Then, what I think is cheating, Ice decide to hover her mouth directly over my #### then slowly dripped saliva onto my #### - as soon as I felt her warm saliva on me, I exploded. Ice jumps up in excitement yelling, "We win #####es!!!", Julia starts blowing Potsie and he started immediately convulsing while we're still tied back-to-back (gay?). The other girls start saying Ice cheated, etc. Was still fun.
It's late, I just shot a load making me lose 99.9% of my energy and it's way past my bed time being about 4 am. I go to my room to crash for a bit. I wake up a few hours later with Cuban on top of me, high/drunk/skeed demanding me to #### her. I oblige by throwing her on her back telling her she really should not have done that - I forcibly grab her hair and rail the hell out of her. She starts yelling as I'm boning her, I can feel her flinch every time I touch her back wall. She knifes her fingers into me, breaking skin and her eyes start rolling in the back of her head. She orgasims and pleads me to stop, I finish in her while she holds me in tears. I'm awake now so I let her lay in my bed while I check out the rest of my place.
Looking at the news, it's going to be at least one more night of this because DC is shutdown.
Tired of typing right now. I'll discuss Saturday later.
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
Thanks, Potsie.
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
Quez
Footballguy
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
### cheek to ### cheek
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Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Great update, can't wait to hear about last night.
Quez
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I think some of us may be following this thread for the wrong reasons.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You paying attention, Tanner?Tom Hagen said:
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
This should be in a signatureTom Hagen said:
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
I think shady is going to blow a gasket here.McGarnicle said:
I can't tell whether its bringing out repressed feelings and the guilt is getting to him or whether he really just wants to see Ron suck a #### ...up like really close.
Al Czervik
Footballguy
playin4beer
Footballguy
Belly to belly, skin to skin, ####### like hell but ain't no #### going in...eoMMan said:
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kentric
Footballguy
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
He is part of the Cuban girl posse, first appearing in the Party at Ron's update dated 12/13/15
cstu
Footballguy
Are you kidding? Everything Ron posts indicates that he is attracted in some way to dudes. ### to ### with a dude and he gets off = gay.
Ned Ryerson
Footballguy
Is it because he was naked? Obviously this is a factor. But what if he was tied to chair, with the other dude tied to a chair behind him, naked, same scenario, not touching asses. Is that gay?
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Dude just appears to be comfortable in his own skin IMO, nothing really gay about it - Just my .02
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
FTR, if 8 girls wanted to tie my hands behind my back, with adjoining rope fixed to another dude who I cannot even see, while all the girls sang songs, breathed on my penis, and then tried to get me to ejaculate, I'd happily participate 
Card Trader
Footballguy
sbonomo
Footballguy
I don't think many of you get this. Ron lives in a world much different than all of ours. We have thought about it, dreamed about yet most of us are not allowed in. Who gives a rip if he is anywhere near another naked dude. he has a ton of hot of women at his beck and call thinking up fun games to amuse him and whoever he allows in. You all watch pron right? You know you are looking at another guy going to town on a random chick, does that make you gay? Do you have gay tendencies because of this? This is why you will never be allowed into his world or any world vaguely like it.
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