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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

Ice shrugs and says to me, well you're just going to have to make me cum then. I'm so drunk at that moment that I go right into aggressively ####ing Ice against the wall in the shower until we both came at the same time.
I didn't think Ice let you get your p#%is near her vajj

 
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Ice shrugs and says to me, well you're just going to have to make me cum then. I'm so drunk at that moment that I go right into aggressively ####ing Ice against the wall in the shower until we both came at the same time.
I didn't think Ice let you get your p#%is near her vajj
Nope, we've had regular sex multiple times. It's always on her terms and a rare occasion though.
Have you ever considered saying no when she decides she wants to have regular sex? A bit of a power move on your part?

 
Ice shrugs and says to me, well you're just going to have to make me cum then. I'm so drunk at that moment that I go right into aggressively ####ing Ice against the wall in the shower until we both came at the same time.
I didn't think Ice let you get your p#%is near her vajj
Nope, we've had regular sex multiple times. It's always on her terms and a rare occasion though.
Have you ever considered saying no when she decides she wants to have regular sex? A bit of a power move on your part?
She's like the best drug I've ever had. No, wouldn't even consider it.

 
Another great update Ron, out of curiosity which of the two nights did you prefer? For clarity's sake, let's consider the Cuban bang to have occurred on the first night since you put it in that update.

 
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Ice shrugs and says to me, well you're just going to have to make me cum then. I'm so drunk at that moment that I go right into aggressively ####ing Ice against the wall in the shower until we both came at the same time.
I didn't think Ice let you get your p#%is near her vajj
Nope, we've had regular sex multiple times. It's always on her terms and a rare occasion though.
Have you ever considered saying no when she decides she wants to have regular sex? A bit of a power move on your part?
She's like the best drug I've ever had. No, wouldn't even consider it.
interesting, I guess she's already picked up on that, kind of why she is the way she is when around you.

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.

 
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If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
if I were to guessIce

Barbara

Cuban

Druggie

Stacy

Potsies girl

Luna

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
if I were to guessIce

Barbara

Cuban

Druggie

Stacy

Potsies girl

Luna
I would potentially flip Stacy & Druggie and perhaps Luna (if he has banged) with Julia (Potsie's girl) but otherwise agree the top three are Ice, Barb & Cuban in that order. It seems like he was peed on heavily banging Julia the first time and had the second time cut short so perhaps she gets an incomplete but if Ron is forced to rank them I believe she is at the bottom.

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)
Some solid documentation here. Kudos.

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)
Where does the "tranny" fit?

 
LMAO @ Potsie. I don't know anything about this actual guy...I'm just reading this under the idea that this guy acts as Midwestern doofus as Potsie on Happy Days did. Kind of cool that a doofus found his way into the orgy scene. Kind of Forrest Gumpish.

 
BTW sounds like an EPIC weekend. I would have been running around screaming WITNESS ME! at the end
I was going to guess that you would find yourself in Potsie's warm embrace and some nipple clamps.
Potsie's got a thing for Julia. Try and keep up here.
We were talking about you. Potsie's up for whatever.
I would never be invited as I don't take my shoes off
 
BTW sounds like an EPIC weekend. I would have been running around screaming WITNESS ME! at the end
I was going to guess that you would find yourself in Potsie's warm embrace and some nipple clamps.
Potsie's got a thing for Julia. Try and keep up here.
We were talking about you. Potsie's up for whatever.
Apparently not everything. He's at a 6:2 ratio orgy in his favor but seems to have his feelings hurt that his crush is getting it from Ron?

Crushes and shoes stay at the door.

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)
Where does the "tranny" fit?
In any hole.

 
Potsie better #### and let Julia do whatever she wants. He loses her and he is sitting around smoking weed & playing Madden with 4 dudes.

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)
Where does Potsie fit in here? DIH

/shadyridr

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)
Not sure if I missed an update. I get why you wouldn't want to show pics of family, but why not these new randos?

 
If I'm not mistaken you've banged all six of these chicks at one point or another (not 100% sure about Luna). Do you have a power ranking or tiers for these six based strictly on lay quality? Define the criteria of the rankings however you wish.
Criteria - My overall consideration is based on the following consideration: body>face>sex skills>everything else

Tier 1

1. Ice

2. Cuban

3. Barb

Tier 2

4. Stacy

5. Julia

6. Druggie

Tier 3

7. Luna (body is a little sloppy - needs more crossfit IMO)

8. Amber (Average everything, ####ty attitude and mostly because I really don't like her)
Not sure if I missed an update. I get why you wouldn't want to show pics of family, but why not these new randos?
Because dude, they're real people with jobs, friends, family etc.

 
Just bang a dude and get it over with
I think some of us may be following this thread for the wrong reasons.
I think shady is going to blow a gasket here.

I can't tell whether its bringing out repressed feelings and the guilt is getting to him or whether he really just wants to see Ron suck a #### ...up like really close.
Are you kidding? Everything Ron posts indicates that he is attracted in some way to dudes. ### to ### with a dude and he gets off = gay.
I think your idea of what constitutes gay is gay.

 
LMAO @ Potsie. I don't know anything about this actual guy...I'm just reading this under the idea that this guy acts as Midwestern doofus as Potsie on Happy Days did. Kind of cool that a doofus found his way into the orgy scene. Kind of Forrest Gumpish.
Later, in a shocking turn of events, it's going to be revealed that Potsie is actually [HULK] and worlds collide.

 
But it would nice to put a face with the players.....
I wouldn't want Ron to do something to betray the trust of his friends, but a good solution would be for him to find some people that look like them. Maybe celebs?Ice Queen

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1865698
Dear god no, Ice looks more like Pink but the size of Miley Cyrus.
I thought brothas liked girls with big butts? Miley has the butt of a 10-year-old

though I do find her hot

 
But it would nice to put a face with the players.....
I wouldn't want Ron to do something to betray the trust of his friends, but a good solution would be for him to find some people that look like them. Maybe celebs?Ice Queen

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1865698
Dear god no, Ice looks more like Pink but the size of Miley Cyrus.
I thought brothas liked girls with big butts? Miley has the butt of a 10-year-old

though I do find her hot
Ice is a workout nut, she has an ### but extremely tight. Abs, arms etc.

Also, I'm far from a typical "brotha".

 
But it would nice to put a face with the players.....
I wouldn't want Ron to do something to betray the trust of his friends, but a good solution would be for him to find some people that look like them. Maybe celebs?Ice Queen

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1865698
Dear god no, Ice looks more like Pink but the size of Miley Cyrus.
I thought brothas liked girls with big butts? Miley has the butt of a 10-year-old

though I do find her hot
:homer:

 

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