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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

shadyridr said:
Is every chick bi nowadays? Or just every girl that Ron knows?
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It's Ice, that's why I always bring her.  She'll turn any women out; I really believe that.  Any woman could ask another woman to dance, only difference is Ice has two fingers in the other chick before the first song ends.  I love her.

 
Also, she not "butchy" so it's her dealing with other girls like her.  "Oh love your outfit while she's grabbing boobs.  Hell, most guys would be brought up on charges doing what she does.  

 
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My single friends are at Governors Ball doing blow with a bunch of hot chicks as I write this, this guy is having orgies with the Ice queen and some Texas skivatz, & I'm sitting here watching Toy Story 2 for the 30th time... FML :kicksrock:

 
fantasycurse42 said:
My single friends are at Governors Ball doing blow with a bunch of hot chicks as I write this, this guy is having orgies with the Ice queen and some Texas skivatz, & I'm sitting here watching Toy Story 2 for the 30th time... FML :kicksrock:
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Think about a house cat sitting in the window looking at a stray cat.  The stray cat is killing birds and ####ing other stray cats.  The house cat wants to be the stray cat but the reality is the house cat lives longer. 

 
Arizona Ron said:
Think about a house cat sitting in the window looking at a stray cat.  The stray cat is killing birds and ####ing other stray cats.  The house cat wants to be the stray cat but the reality is the house cat lives longer. 
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Who has more fun though? The house cat is loved, but the stray cat does whatever he wants. 

 
Once the movie is made, I call dibs on the rights to the Action Figures.  Just keeping Ron outfitted with the latest fashions will make me a fortune on the backend, let alone the piles to be made from the new girl of the week figure.   :moneybag:  

 
Movie?  Just make it into a series on HBO. Fits much better and can then get all the details necessary.  The only question is what to call it.

Soaking Walls

Reraising Arizona

Three Racks

It would make Game of Thrones an afterthought.

 
gianmarco said:
Movie?  Just make it into a series on HBO. Fits much better and can then get all the details necessary.  The only question is what to call it.

Soaking Walls

Reraising Arizona

Three Racks

It would make Game of Thrones an afterthought.
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Ice Ice Baby! 

 
Arizona Ron said:
Exactly, Brooks had a great time, didn't spend a time and got a little egg on her face.  She enjoyed every minute.
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Also, and I think I may have just missed this part, did Brooks or her boyfriend already have herpes?

Definitely the best way to find out your gf has cheated on you is to wake up with herpes. Nothing more fun.

 
Henry Ford said:
Also, and I think I may have just missed this part, did Brooks or her boyfriend already have herpes?

Definitely the best way to find out your gf has cheated on you is to wake up with herpes. Nothing more fun.
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That's covered in the paperwork before anything goes down.  No need to go into details with boring paperwor.

 
gianmarco said:
He said "don't not allow".  That's a double negative.  That means he intends to make sure he doesn't stop them from going and would encourage them to do so.  Good for him!!
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Subconscious mistake maybe? 

Good points fellas. I'll brooke their trips today. Show 'em a good time for me, Ronnie!

 
Henry Ford said:
Also, and I think I may have just missed this part, did Brooks or her boyfriend already have herpes?

Definitely the best way to find out your gf has cheated on you is to wake up with herpes. Nothing more fun.
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Don't forget it is the super good kind of herpes to get, it is barely getting a VD.

 
I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?

 
Arizona Ron said:
I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?
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Well you definitely want another Asian chick, that's a given. So I would focus on the areas of town where one might find lots of Asians, like farmer's markets, camera shops and driving schools.

 
Arizona Ron said:
I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?
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Have you advertised the job on Backpages?

 
You're too kind Ron, she should be able to handle that workload. Running the condo, the other house where wife still presumably lives, and daughter responsibilities? Given there are already two parents looking out for the daughter and each of the residences? 

 
Arizona Ron said:
I'm currently fielding applicants for a PA position.  Angie has become a bit overwhelmed with helping with my daughter, my house, my condo and coordinating travel for the business - it's way too much.  I'm planning to move Angie to focusing 1st on my daughter/house and business second.  The new PA will keep up with my condo, my travel and assisting Angie where needed.

So far, Angie and I have interviewed 4 people; the interview is really to figure out is this a personality I can work with every day - haven't found that yet.  Angie of course thought all of them were great.  Most of the problem is on me because I'm looking for a second "Angie", which I'm just not going to find.  I also haven't done a good enough job defining the position because I want the person to just do everything I don't want to do :shrug:

Any suggestions?
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Worst update ever....and on a F***ing Friday. 

Come ON!!

 
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