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Yesterday, I was excited because my newly purchased nose hair trimmers arrived in the mail.

Would something like this go in this thread? :confused:

 
I like this thread :thumbup:

Lets open this up for some more parenting/family conversation...

My 19 year old niece has some smoking hot friends - Would my wife get angry if I suggested roping one of them in for a 3 way? If my niece found out, what would be the ramifications?
Are you far South enough to invite her in as well?

 
Your cousin's a Wildcat in the sack?

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I guess you must be from Kentucky
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 
I think it was a Seinfeld stand up joke a long time ago, you have children because everyone you know gets sick of you and you need to create new people you can fool.

I'm guilty too, keep my girls up late making them play Halo 3 with me. Since they don't have a older brother I have to play games like "why are you hitting yourself? ". They are getting good at making whiskey sours too.

 
I think it was a Seinfeld stand up joke a long time ago, you have children because everyone you know gets sick of you and you need to create new people you can fool.

I'm guilty too, keep my girls up late making them play Halo 3 with me. Since they don't have a older brother I have to play games like "why are you hitting yourself? ". They are getting good at making whiskey sours too.
Grow up, please.

 
I think it was a Seinfeld stand up joke a long time ago, you have children because everyone you know gets sick of you and you need to create new people you can fool.

I'm guilty too, keep my girls up late making them play Halo 3 with me. Since they don't have a older brother I have to play games like "why are you hitting yourself? ". They are getting good at making whiskey sours too.
Grow up, please.
Take the corn Cobb out of your butt hole.
 
Some people live in "the here and the now". Some people live in "the there and the then."

The best place to be is in "the here and there" "now and then."

 

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