Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly? (5 Viewers)

[Nigel Tufnel]

Mods: I just censored myself. Take note.

 

[tommyboy]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows. Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

She could have crossed the line without going all the way to full penetration with internal ejaculation. Hands, mouths, breasts, etc. could have all been involved without leaving a ######l "odor or discharge".

Well, if they were making out, her lips would have been slightly puffy. Little redder than usual. Other than that, there really is no tell tale sign if she didn't actually have sex.

You need to just stop. Seriously.

jeebus, no kidding. Dr Girl A here to the rescue.hey MWTYH, how old are you and your wife and how long have you been married?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Oh boy.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Can size 38 DD by the way.

Oh yeah, Stevie-boy manhandled the rackage.

 

[Pooch]

This has probably already been mentioned but couldn't her breasts have fallen out from jumping around playing volleyball. Geez, with 38DD's it's a distinct possibility.

My advice would be to question ALL of the others that went to the bathrooms first before grilling Steve.

 

[ElvisMonster]

Can size 38 DD by the way.

As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that.

I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.

And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

Well, if you never find out, you'll always wonder. That can't be and won't be healthy for you or your relationship. At least if you know, you'll be able to think things through and decide what you can and can't live with. Best of luck to you. P.S. Any more discussions with any of the other parties since earlier today?

 

[Shutterbug]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.

If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.

Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows.

Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.

BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

Can size 38 DD by the way.As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that.

I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.

And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

You can be sure something happened. Maybe some touchy feely, but they were drunk. No that does not excuse the actions, but is it worth leaving over if you find out? My advice to you is to not let them go off alone together when drunk, and maybe leave it at that. I doubt they had sex, otherwise I think maybe you would have noticed as well. Maybe a kiss, maybe a quick grab (for 15 minutes). Maybe they were just talking. Maybe she was getting sick and he was helping or vice versa. Anything could have happened in there.

 

[boots11234]

I cant get enough SHE IS GUILTY. I cant believe George wont spill the beans. He told you to go check your wife. Is George better friends with Steve or with you? Im betting Steve.

Tell me this, do you have a 'gut feeling' that something went down. If so go with it. Heck 98% of the people who have read this thread have that 'gut feeling' about this. You just need to decide what you are going to do, cuz you know something happened, you just dont know the extent of it. And there is no way your wife does not remember. She pulled the tears thing, and then didnt express any concern over how you feel only about how others perhaps think of her. Those to dont match up.

 

[flyingsushi]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows. Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

Can size 38 DD by the way.As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that. I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

A free pass would be very difficult. You would have to forgive her, move on and forget about it. You obviously have some problems with not knowing if your going to post this kind of stuff at 4 am instead of sleeping. I find it hard to believe both would come clean and admit to it if there was sex. I doubt there was time. A little kissing, a 38DD boob pulled out, mabye fondling is more likely closer to the truth. Personally, I could forgive this but it is still cheating. That situation is not appropriate unless you guys have some sort of arrangement made prior. Your afraid to know. Sure that is understandable, but if you have a good marriage to begin with, then confronting her and him with past flirting, the tone and content of the flirting in the past will not be taken as threatening because if they are innocent then they should have no problem to see the events leading up to and whatever happened in the bathroom as being a reasonable concern for you!Your intuition is telling you something that is at least not appropriate happened. How far is the question? You have reasonable suspicion and I say your intuition is correct. I don't know about anyone else, but my gut feelings are usually damn close to right on the money.By the way, we need an update. What are you going to do or have you done? You can't just sit there and dwell on this.

 

[Joey Chestnuts]

You should have confronted the situation right then and there the night she announced that her funbags were hanging out. You've let this drag out wayyyy too long. At this point, get over it.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

This has probably already been mentioned but couldn't her breasts have fallen out from jumping around playing volleyball. Geez, with 38DD's it's a distinct possibility.My advice would be to question ALL of the others that went to the bathrooms first before grilling Steve.

It hasn't been mentioned because if they did fall out playing volleyball the game would have came to a sudden halt due to the change in scenery.

 

[RudiStein]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.

If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.

Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows.

Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.

BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

Can size 38 DD by the way.As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that.

I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.

And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

You can be sure something happened. Maybe some touchy feely, but they were drunk. No that does not excuse the actions, but is it worth leaving over if you find out? My advice to you is to not let them go off alone together when drunk, and maybe leave it at that. I doubt they had sex, otherwise I think maybe you would have noticed as well. Maybe a kiss, maybe a quick grab (for 15 minutes). Maybe they were just talking. Maybe she was getting sick and he was helping or vice versa. Anything could have happened in there.

STOP!

 

[Shutterbug]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows. Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

She could have crossed the line without going all the way to full penetration with internal ejaculation. Hands, mouths, breasts, etc. could have all been involved without leaving a ######l "odor or discharge".

Well, if they were making out, her lips would have been slightly puffy. Little redder than usual. Other than that, there really is no tell tale sign if she didn't actually have sex.

You need to just stop. Seriously.

Why?

 

[Shutterbug]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.

If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.

Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows.

Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.

BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

Can size 38 DD by the way.As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that.

I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.

And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

You can be sure something happened. Maybe some touchy feely, but they were drunk. No that does not excuse the actions, but is it worth leaving over if you find out? My advice to you is to not let them go off alone together when drunk, and maybe leave it at that. I doubt they had sex, otherwise I think maybe you would have noticed as well. Maybe a kiss, maybe a quick grab (for 15 minutes). Maybe they were just talking. Maybe she was getting sick and he was helping or vice versa. Anything could have happened in there.

STOP!

:ignore:

 

[VASteel]

You can be sure something happened. Maybe some touchy feely, but they were drunk. No that does not excuse the actions, but is it worth leaving over if you find out? My advice to you is to not let them go off alone together when drunk, and maybe leave it at that. I doubt they had sex, otherwise I think maybe you would have noticed as well. Maybe a kiss, maybe a quick grab (for 15 minutes). Maybe they were just talking. Maybe she was getting sick and he was helping or vice versa. Anything could have happened in there.

Maybe they just held hands too. If she was getting sick why wouldn't they just say so at the time, I thin your wife would tell you "I just Ralphed and don't feel good". The math doesn't add up.

 

[jonessed]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.

If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.

Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows.

Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.

BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

Can size 38 DD by the way.As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that.

I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.

And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

You can be sure something happened. Maybe some touchy feely, but they were drunk. No that does not excuse the actions, but is it worth leaving over if you find out? My advice to you is to not let them go off alone together when drunk, and maybe leave it at that. I doubt they had sex, otherwise I think maybe you would have noticed as well. Maybe a kiss, maybe a quick grab (for 15 minutes). Maybe they were just talking. Maybe she was getting sick and he was helping or vice versa. Anything could have happened in there.

As long as it takes 15 minutes and finishes with his wife's #### being pulled out of her bra.

 

[AnonymousBob]

Man in the yellow hat: Please don't leave us hanging. We're Your marriage more important than any work you should be doing.

 

[Chaka]

Can size 38 DD by the way.

As for your questions, I'm not sure I want to know, but not knowing sucks as well. It would be very, very hard for me to give her a free pass for this. I've always told her that if this ever happened, I'd be out the door. I plan to stick to that.

I did not have sex with her that night, so that's out.

And for those that can't get past me not checking on her after George's warning. I've know these people for ten+ years. Never once did this cross my mind. Add in the fact that we're all always messing with each other and I had some beers, and I didn't take it too seriously. That is until things just didn't add up for me the next day.

Well, if you never find out, you'll always wonder. That can't be and won't be healthy for you or your relationship. At least if you know, you'll be able to think things through and decide what you can and can't live with. Best of luck to you. P.S. Any more discussions with any of the other parties since earlier today?

True but now that the seed has been planted there is really no answer other than a full confession that will prevent one from wondering if something happened. One expects a denial from cheaters so how can one satisfactorily demonstrate beyond doubt that nothing happened?I feel for you MIYH.

Good luck buddy.

 

[Shrek]

Basically I said "Did you bang Steve in the bathroom while camping?"

Maybe in her mind she isn't really lying because they weren't tecnically camping while they were in the bathroom.

 

[Pooch]

This has probably already been mentioned but couldn't her breasts have fallen out from jumping around playing volleyball. Geez, with 38DD's it's a distinct possibility.My advice would be to question ALL of the others that went to the bathrooms first before grilling Steve.

It hasn't been mentioned because if they did fall out playing volleyball the game would have came to a sudden halt due to the change in scenery.

I kind of doubt she was playing volleyball in just her bra but who knows with this crew.

 

[RudiStein]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows. Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

She could have crossed the line without going all the way to full penetration with internal ejaculation. Hands, mouths, breasts, etc. could have all been involved without leaving a ######l "odor or discharge".

Well, if they were making out, her lips would have been slightly puffy. Little redder than usual. Other than that, there really is no tell tale sign if she didn't actually have sex.

You need to just stop. Seriously.

Why?

Because you're giving all kinds of goofy advice and information...all under the banner of "I'm a woman...I know". I know more about the female body and/or sexual response than you do for crying out loud.

 

[Pooch]

Because you're giving all kinds of goofy advice and information...all under the banner of "I'm a woman...I know". I know more about the female body and/or sexual response than you do for crying out loud.

Leave her alone. She's more interesting than you are.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

This has probably already been mentioned but couldn't her breasts have fallen out from jumping around playing volleyball. Geez, with 38DD's it's a distinct possibility.My advice would be to question ALL of the others that went to the bathrooms first before grilling Steve.

It hasn't been mentioned because if they did fall out playing volleyball the game would have came to a sudden halt due to the change in scenery.

I kind of doubt she was playing volleyball in just her bra but who knows with this crew.

It doesn't matter if she was playing in just her bra, even with a top on those things would be flopping all over the place if they popped out of her bra and everyone would take notice. Thus, the halt of the game to admire the scenery.

 

[RudiStein]

Because you're giving all kinds of goofy advice and information...all under the banner of "I'm a woman...I know". I know more about the female body and/or sexual response than you do for crying out loud.

Leave her alone. She's more interesting than you are.

Oh brother.

 

[Shutterbug]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.

If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.

Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows.

Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.

BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

She could have crossed the line without going all the way to full penetration with internal ejaculation. Hands, mouths, breasts, etc. could have all been involved without leaving a ######l "odor or discharge".

Well, if they were making out, her lips would have been slightly puffy. Little redder than usual. Other than that, there really is no tell tale sign if she didn't actually have sex.

You need to just stop. Seriously.

Why?

Because you're giving all kinds of goofy advice and information...all under the banner of "I'm a woman...I know". I know more about the female body and/or sexual response than you do for crying out loud.

Oh really. Please, feel free to enlighten me.

 

[RudiStein]

Just a few things I want to add to this thread.

If a woman had sex, she will know. Especially since you were camping, and there were no showers. Unless maybe you had sex with her that night, that would cause some confusion. I suppose being drunk, they would make sure to have protected sex... NO. So there would be some sort of odor or discharge. Sorry, a little gross, but it is a fact. So it would make it hard not to know.

Also, saying I don't know makes her out to be innocent and taken advantage of or given a pass because she was too drunk to know what she was doing. NO... If she had sex, she knows.

Your buddy kept telling you to go check on them. That was his way of telling you something was up, but he wanted you to find out for yourself. First time, shrug it off. If he tells you twice, you should have got up to check. Keep on him, he knows something.

BTW - Are you really sure you want to know? If she did have sex with ihm, what would you do? Would you forgive her because she was drunk? Would you leave? You need to ask yourself if you want to know. You started this thread, so that tells me that you already have your own opinion about what happened. What do you think happened in there?

She could have crossed the line without going all the way to full penetration with internal ejaculation. Hands, mouths, breasts, etc. could have all been involved without leaving a ######l "odor or discharge".

Well, if they were making out, her lips would have been slightly puffy. Little redder than usual. Other than that, there really is no tell tale sign if she didn't actually have sex.

You need to just stop. Seriously.

Why?

Because you're giving all kinds of goofy advice and information...all under the banner of "I'm a woman...I know". I know more about the female body and/or sexual response than you do for crying out loud.

Oh really. Please, feel free to enlighten me.

The PG-13 limits set in this forum prohibits me from going into details. But feel free to keep on truckin'.

 

[Homewrecker Steve-O]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent.

BTW I drank your last beer and your lawnmower just stopped working.

 

[ElvisMonster]

If you two sidetrack this thread I will fight you.

 

[Third]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent. BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

 

[RudiStein]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent. BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

 

[Capella]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent. BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

Awful. What is wrong with you people?

 

[mr. furley]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent. BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

god i hope this is no one i know

 

[Pooch]

It doesn't matter if she was playing in just her bra, even with a top on those things would be flopping all over the place if they popped out of her bra and everyone would take notice. Thus, the halt of the game to admire the scenery.

Well, yeah you're probably right there. Besides, I don't need to be giving her any more plausibility for losing her melons. We need continuing suspicion from MIYH for this thread to continue gathering steam.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent.

BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

Smoo?

 

[BeaverCleaver]

BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

Well....we see that you're not that bright too.

 

[Shutterbug]

If you two sidetrack this thread I will fight you.

sorry

 

[Bob Sacamano]

BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

Well....we see that you're not that bright too.

Can we at least get some "golly, gee" with this username? TIA

 

[Pipes]

BTW....MITYH says it was 15 minutes or so. For everyone saying they couldn't have done the deed in that time in realty it could've been 20 minutes, 25 minutes or even a half an hour. It doesn't sound like he was timing them.

 

[BeaverCleaver]

It doesn't matter if she was playing in just her bra, even with a top on those things would be flopping all over the place if they popped out of her bra and everyone would take notice. Thus, the halt of the game to admire the scenery.

Well, yeah you're probably right there. Besides, I don't need to be giving her any more plausibility for losing her melons. We need continuing suspicion from MIYH for this thread to continue gathering steam.

MIYH should have dusted those melons for prints that night.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

BTW....MITYH says it was 15 minutes or so. For everyone saying they couldn't have done the deed in that time in realty it could've been 20 minutes, 25 minutes or even a half an hour. It doesn't sound like he was timing them.

Coulda been 5 minutes, for that matter.

 

[AnonymousBob]

BTW....MITYH says it was 15 minutes or so. For everyone saying they couldn't have done the deed in that time in realty it could've been 20 minutes, 25 minutes or even a half an hour. It doesn't sound like he was timing them.

Good point. He has little sense of time from 9 pm until 1 am, yet he knows they were gone for 15 minutes?

 

[BeaverCleaver]

BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

Well....we see that you're not that bright too.

Can we at least get some "golly, gee" with this username? TIA

 

[ElvisMonster]

Could have been 12 minutes.

 

[SFBayDuck]

Anyone else like this story even more since "38DD" first appeared?

 

[Chaka]

This has probably already been mentioned but couldn't her breasts have fallen out from jumping around playing volleyball. Geez, with 38DD's it's a distinct possibility.My advice would be to question ALL of the others that went to the bathrooms first before grilling Steve.

It hasn't been mentioned because if they did fall out playing volleyball the game would have came to a sudden halt due to the change in scenery.

I kind of doubt she was playing volleyball in just her bra but who knows with this crew.

That and IIRC they went to a bar after the volleyball game it is unlikely that she would walk around for hours without realizing that the puppies got out of the kennel.

 

[Cerwin]

 

[tommyboy]

Bah, what do these people know here? Who ya gonna believe? Friends/Wife you've known for years or these people who you've never met? I'm telling you, me......I mean 'Steve' and your wife are innocent.

BTW I drank your last beer and you're lawnmower just stopped working.

Smoo?

someone, maybe multiple someones will be banned today

 

[Joey Chestnuts]

Anyone else like this story even more since "38DD" first appeared?

Only if the waist is small.

 

[prosopis]

i think there is movie about this aready...lol

I just sharted myself

 

[Homewrecker Steve-O]

Someone is really whacked in the head to believe two married people (albeit to different spouses) couldn't complete the deed in under 15 minutes? WTF? Anyone with kids knows sometimes 5 minutes is all you got and if both parties are on the same page, 15 minutes was plenty. Don't forget, she's had this 'itch' for ol' Steve-O for years; I'm guessing she was dripping like a popsicle in July just thinking about it.

BTW, fixed the spelling error Beav. Thanks ya goof.