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Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly? (3 Viewers)
- Thread starter Man in the yellow hat
- Start date
for when I get home.
BeaverCleaver
Footballguy
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
Pick
Footballguy
Then why is this bugging you. Don't live the lifestyle if you can't cope with the consequences.
(HULK)
(Smash)
I still could've done the deed in that timeframe
meanjoegreen
Footballguy
Huh? The buddy is George. He walked in with all the others, and told Yellow Hat his wife was in the stall with Steve.It takes you 15 minutes to pee???
prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
I could've done it and had time for a smoke in 5 mins.I still could've done the deed in that timeframe
Homewrecker Steve-O
Footballguy
This is all probably a moot point; as several people pointed out it's too late. She's probably already called him and got their story straight. The best angle IMO would be to meet with Steve out of the blue (if you call him, he'll just call your wife and she'll tell him to deny, deny, deny or feign blackout) and tell him you know everything but as a friend you want to hear his side of the story before deciding what you're going to do.
Also, here's a fresh take on George's role in the matter. Anyone thought that the reason George was more concerned with what was going on in the stall than MIYH was, is that George has a thing for the wife? Perhaps his amnesia is a favor to her for some payback.
Also, here's a fresh take on George's role in the matter. Anyone thought that the reason George was more concerned with what was going on in the stall than MIYH was, is that George has a thing for the wife? Perhaps his amnesia is a favor to her for some payback.
Even funnier the second time. Classic.Best Post of 2007
Hamburglar
Footballguy
Please give us your opinion.
pettifogger
Footballguy
If she's going from page 1 through page 18 it might take a while, with detours to the movie version and all that.
Franknbeans
Footballguy
With all due respect to the matter at hand (pun intended), this is the best thread I have ever read on any forum anywhere.
and voting, what for?
and voting, what for?
badmojo1006
Footballguy
Yellow hat man, I hope this is true and you can get over what happened...
But after the 38DD post, it is starting to have the feel of a certain infamous thread over at FFToday by twodogs
But after the 38DD post, it is starting to have the feel of a certain infamous thread over at FFToday by twodogs
pats3in4
Footballguy
Oh man, that was the wrong answer. The right answer would have been something like, "George said what?!? George is effing with you," after which she would detail everything about the trip to the bathroom and dare you to check with Steve to confirm the story.Man in the yellow hat said:
Once she blacked out, she more than likely would have forgotten everything from the blackout moment on, until the morning. This selective blackout is crap.
Came out crying? Doesn't she know herself well enough, even when drunk, whether or not she would do such a thing? There's a reason she's crying.Something went down, either some inappropriate fooling around or much worse. For appearance's sake amongst your extended circle of friends who know Steve & George, talk to them one-on-one and put up with their BS denial routines...at least your friends will see that you gave them a chance to come clean and won't think that you rushed to judge without even talking to them. After that, write them off. If your friends question that, tell them that they lied through their teeth and can't be trusted. As for your wife, if you plan on staying with her, tell her no more Steve and no more getting drunk like that. When she questions your trust, tell her straight up "Eff yeah I have trust issues. YOU'RE the one who remembers everything ELSE about that night, but has a complete blackout on the most important 15 minutes of the evening. Trust shmust." After that, let the chips fall as they may.
Courtjester
The Town Drunk
Man, if we don't get a drunken, late night update from the OP I will feel empty and betrayed by all of this.
Bonzai
Footballguy
even studs dropped in.
It's not looking good yellow hat man.
I got caught sleeping next to a chick once after a late night party. I passed out and never ended up going home. My wife, who wasn't at the party, dropped by around 6am to check in on me and found some girl nuzzled up to my side.
My best recollection is that I doing some degree of fooling around with this girl, but never made it too far before passing out.
My story to the wife is that I have no idea why this girl was next to me and I don't recall much from the evening.
I don't think she believes me either, and she brings this up constantly, but that's the story I'm sticking to.
Not sure what advice to give you here, and I'm definitely not the right person to give any, but I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.
I got caught sleeping next to a chick once after a late night party. I passed out and never ended up going home. My wife, who wasn't at the party, dropped by around 6am to check in on me and found some girl nuzzled up to my side.
My best recollection is that I doing some degree of fooling around with this girl, but never made it too far before passing out.
My story to the wife is that I have no idea why this girl was next to me and I don't recall much from the evening.
I don't think she believes me either, and she brings this up constantly, but that's the story I'm sticking to.
Not sure what advice to give you here, and I'm definitely not the right person to give any, but I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.
meanjoegreen
Footballguy
Educate yourself on blackouts. Blackouts can be a few minutes to a few hours. That is a fact.
Franknbeans
Footballguy
I think she had the BJ blackoutEducate yourself on blackouts. Blackouts can be a few minutes to a few hours. That is a fact.
pats3in4
Footballguy
Fine. I was a blackout king in college and they lasted through the morning, but that's just me. Still, it's fishy as hell that her 15 minute blackout happened during the trip to the restroom...apparently her only 15 minute blackout of the night.Educate yourself on blackouts. Blackouts can be a few minutes to a few hours. That is a fact.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Well, with regards to the "girls" hanging out, he did say earlier that she had a loose sweatshirt on so they could be hanging out of her bra and flopping around underneath the sweatshirt. I would like to think, for his sake, that she didn't do anything but I'm afraid she did as I don't believe she just happened to forget that one particular and very important moment of the weekend. Steve probably followed her in there like he was joking, they ended up swapping spit, he whispers he wants to see the boobage, she flashes him, he fondles for a bit as she feels she might as well ease her curiosity since she's already wasted and gropes for the sausage.
Now if this is the case, it depends on what MITYH's line of cheating is and how far he wants to take this thing. I feel bad for him and wouldn't wish this situation on anyone.
Only once do I not remember what happened after I had too much to drink and that was after BSR were already at home and I basically passed out on the bed. I recall being undressed by him and then it gets a little fuzzy. Other than that, I remember everything that happened before that.
I would also like to echo Football Widow's question regarding the other guy that was there. The OP said there were 3 guys that went to the bathroom, Steve, George and Other. What did he say about this when they first got back to the campground? Why was George the only one that mentioned it? I think they both heard what was going on and wanted MITYH to go find out himself as it would be a crappy position to be in to inform a buddy that his wife was "in the arms of another man" to put that as PG as possible.
ElvisMonster
Footballguy
Not that strange. Apparently everyone involved blacked out during that same time period...except MITYH. I suspect abduction.
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cstu
Footballguy
Definitely NOT Smoo.
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
Balls down?
Homewrecker Steve-O
Footballguy
^^^^^^^^^ Deny til ya Die ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ just like she, Steve and George will. The window of opportunity for the truth has been closed. Thank you for shopping.......
BTW, I'm not Smoo or whoever....first time visiting after someone posted this link at another FF website forum.
BTW, I'm not Smoo or whoever....first time visiting after someone posted this link at another FF website forum.
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pats3in4
Footballguy
Wyldfox
Footballguy
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
This alias was vaguely amusing for the first couple posts. After that, not so much.
I vote this...........Have a serious "chat" with Steve and let him know that if he so much as looks at your wifeThen have a "chat" with your wife explaining how she needs to stay far far away from Steve.
Or you could just disappear with Steve's wife (what does she think of this?) for 15 minutes and call it even.
Seriously tough spot to be in... gl
Chaka
Footballguy
Please feel free to elaborate.Seriously.
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H.K.
Footballguy
Cheaters playbook:1) Deny everything2) Admit to nothing3) Make counter accusationsmeanjoegreen
Footballguy
The poster himself seems cloudy about things. He said they went to the campsite somewhere between 9 pm and 1 am. He wasn't sure about the minutes that went by when they all went to the bathroom either. Seems there were many people involved having memory problems.Fine. I was a blackout king in college and they lasted through the morning, but that's just me. Still, it's fishy as hell that her 15 minute blackout happened during the trip to the restroom...apparently her only 15 minute blackout of the night.Educate yourself on blackouts. Blackouts can be a few minutes to a few hours. That is a fact.
I third that - he already said Steve's wife was hot. Next camping trip, you should mention how hot you've always thought Steve's wife was to your wife. Drink a bunch, take her into a stall, and call it even. Then when your wife asks about it, you just do your best Steve and laugh about it and deny everything. Maybe cry about it a little for effect. That's about all that can be done here.I vote this...........Have a serious "chat" with Steve and let him know that if he so much as looks at your wife
Or you could just disappear with Steve's wife (what does she think of this?) for 15 minutes and call it even.
Seriously tough spot to be in... gl
glock
"Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Hmmmm......I'll be back in a little bit.
KarmaPolice
Footballguy
Long 'ol thread, but entertaining....
1. 38 DD's -- pics?!?
2. Sweater muffins just don't fall out. If they did, I'd never concentrate on anything else.
3. Girl A is right, women know when they have sex. Even if women black out, they will recognize the signs in the morning (unless Steve is so small she didn't feel it).
4. Figure out your objective before confronting your 'friends'. Chances are they won't be your friends after you start down that path.
5. Trust is a priceless component of marriage and, regardless of what happened, your marriage is doomed if you don't trust her. Sit her down, ask her for the honest answer, and accept the answer at face value.
If you really want to find out, spend the $40 and install monitoring software on her computer ASAP, and as someone suggested, check your cell phone bill....
1. 38 DD's -- pics?!?
2. Sweater muffins just don't fall out. If they did, I'd never concentrate on anything else.
3. Girl A is right, women know when they have sex. Even if women black out, they will recognize the signs in the morning (unless Steve is so small she didn't feel it).
4. Figure out your objective before confronting your 'friends'. Chances are they won't be your friends after you start down that path.
5. Trust is a priceless component of marriage and, regardless of what happened, your marriage is doomed if you don't trust her. Sit her down, ask her for the honest answer, and accept the answer at face value.
If you really want to find out, spend the $40 and install monitoring software on her computer ASAP, and as someone suggested, check your cell phone bill....
pettifogger
Footballguy
This post is so totally out of character from anything Mrs. BSR has ever posted here that I have to wonder if someone else hasn't logged on under her name.
Chaka
Footballguy
Hey don't ruin this for me.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Hmmmm, well, let's see. Since the OP says they are all always joking, I'm thinking the four of them were all making some raunchy jokes on the way to the restroom. Steve gets a bit bold with his remarks because they are drunk and he's decided to push the envelope.They get there and he makes some kind of joke like, "You need some help?" or some such nonsense. He follows her in there, despite a giggling protest. He says something flattering and she likes it. He drunkenly decides he might as well push the envelope some more and kisses her. She give only mild resistance, if any, so he kisses her again longer. While he's at it, he reaches inside her shirt for a quick feel and then pushes for her to lift the shirt for a quick look. She pulls up the shirt and he pulls down the front of her bra for a nice long look-see and some stroking of the boobage.He kisses her again and decides, since she's already let him kiss her and feel her up, she goes for a quick feel of her own. They finally realize, through a drunken haze, that it's been awhile and the others might start to wonder where they are and come looking for them. So they decide to get back quickly. She lets the shirt drop over her exposed breasts and they walk briskly back to camp.Steve gets questioned and, cool as a cucumber, laughs it off. She starts to feel a bit queasy from too much alcohol and guilt. She wonders if her husband will start to question her or guess what happened. Now the nausea is kicking in full steam and she needs to go back to the restroom to puke.As she's there, she's feeling guilty as hell and reeling from what she just did. She sits on the chair to contemplate what the backlash will be and is kicking herself for letting it go as far as it did. The bile hasn't risen enough for release so all she feels is the nausea.Husband finds her sitting there and she truthfully says she feels like she has to throw up. He suggest they go back and gets up and goes with him, hoping and praying he let it go and not get suspicious.Just a guess.Please feel free to elaborate.Seriously.
Courtjester
The Town Drunk
I'm out.....Hmmmm, well, let's see. Since the OP says they are all always joking, I'm thinking the four of them were all making some raunchy jokes on the way to the restroom. Steve gets a bit bold with his remarks because they are drunk and he's decided to push the envelope.They get there and he makes some kind of joke like, "You need some help?" or some such nonsense. He follows her in there, despite a giggling protest. He says something flattering and she likes it. He drunkenly decides he might as well push the envelope some more and kisses her. She give only mild resistance, if any, so he kisses her again longer. While he's at it, he reaches inside her shirt for a quick feel and then pushes for her to lift the shirt for a quick look. She pulls up the shirt and he pulls down the front of her bra for a nice long look-see and some stroking of the boobage.He kisses her again and decides, since she's already let him kiss her and feel her up, she goes for a quick feel of her own. They finally realize, through a drunken haze, that it's been awhile and the others might start to wonder where they are and come looking for them. So they decide to get back quickly. She lets the shirt drop over her exposed breasts and they walk briskly back to camp.Please feel free to elaborate.Seriously.
Futz
Footballguy
I've come out of serious hiding and lurking to acknowledge this doozy of a thread.
Here's my take on this. The wife, seriously drunk with a long time crush and monster tatas gets caught up in a moment whether on purpose or not. Here's what happened in order of likelihood from least to most likely IMO:
1. She had sex with him. However you want to define that. (Oral, vag, etc...)
2. She had a touchy feely makeout session after a lengthy discussion of how they've wanted to maul each other for years but backed away before it went too far .
3. They start talking, flirting, bringing up the past how she "used to" have a crush yada yada and he comments on her monster rack, she acknowledges in a drunken stupor and decides to whip em out. In her drunken mind, it's no different then going to New Orleans. Maybe he cops a feel, maybe he doesn't but at some point he decides that he's got to the get funk out of there and is weirded out or just laughs of what just happened as he walks back to the campfire to a chorus of joking from the others.
I believe the wife when she says she doesn't remember. I've had blackouts when I remember certain details but seriously lose track of things at different stages of the night. Not proud, but it has happened. However, I do think she instinctually knows something inappropiate took place hence her crying reaction. Otherwise, I'd think the response would have been something like "Proposterous, I didn't do anything. "
Mr. Hat man. If you call these people your friends, you should have no problem asking Steve to have a talk with you man to man and ask him flat out for the truth. Whether he lies or not, you should have an instinct about the way he's acting or talking whether it's true. Outside of this, you may never ever know and it will be your marriage's undoing until you are honest with yourself here and man up.
ETA: I last posted in this forum 4 years to the day!
Here's my take on this. The wife, seriously drunk with a long time crush and monster tatas gets caught up in a moment whether on purpose or not. Here's what happened in order of likelihood from least to most likely IMO:
1. She had sex with him. However you want to define that. (Oral, vag, etc...)
2. She had a touchy feely makeout session after a lengthy discussion of how they've wanted to maul each other for years but backed away before it went too far .
3. They start talking, flirting, bringing up the past how she "used to" have a crush yada yada and he comments on her monster rack, she acknowledges in a drunken stupor and decides to whip em out. In her drunken mind, it's no different then going to New Orleans. Maybe he cops a feel, maybe he doesn't but at some point he decides that he's got to the get funk out of there and is weirded out or just laughs of what just happened as he walks back to the campfire to a chorus of joking from the others.
I believe the wife when she says she doesn't remember. I've had blackouts when I remember certain details but seriously lose track of things at different stages of the night. Not proud, but it has happened. However, I do think she instinctually knows something inappropiate took place hence her crying reaction. Otherwise, I'd think the response would have been something like "Proposterous, I didn't do anything. "
Mr. Hat man. If you call these people your friends, you should have no problem asking Steve to have a talk with you man to man and ask him flat out for the truth. Whether he lies or not, you should have an instinct about the way he's acting or talking whether it's true. Outside of this, you may never ever know and it will be your marriage's undoing until you are honest with yourself here and man up.
ETA: I last posted in this forum 4 years to the day!
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prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
I need a cold shower now.Hmmmm, well, let's see. Since the OP says they are all always joking, I'm thinking the four of them were all making some raunchy jokes on the way to the restroom. Steve gets a bit bold with his remarks because they are drunk and he's decided to push the envelope.They get there and he makes some kind of joke like, "You need some help?" or some such nonsense. He follows her in there, despite a giggling protest. He says something flattering and she likes it. He drunkenly decides he might as well push the envelope some more and kisses her. She give only mild resistance, if any, so he kisses her again longer. While he's at it, he reaches inside her shirt for a quick feel and then pushes for her to lift the shirt for a quick look. She pulls up the shirt and he pulls down the front of her bra for a nice long look-see and some stroking of the boobage.He kisses her again and decides, since she's already let him kiss her and feel her up, she goes for a quick feel of her own. They finally realize, through a drunken haze, that it's been awhile and the others might start to wonder where they are and come looking for them. So they decide to get back quickly. She lets the shirt drop over her exposed breasts and they walk briskly back to camp.Please feel free to elaborate.Seriously.
gocolts
Footballguy
I think she had the BJ blackoutEducate yourself on blackouts. Blackouts can be a few minutes to a few hours. That is a fact.Once she blacked out, she more than likely would have forgotten everything from the blackout moment on, until the morning. This selective blackout is crap.
Homewrecker Steve-O
Footballguy
No way the dude settles for just a grab of da boobaz and after years of fantasizing about Steve she definitely didn't settle for him motorboating her! He irrigated her or at the least got to tickle her tonsils.
UlyssesNorris
Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.
I'm also surprised that George wasn't more Curious about the whole thing.
Thanks a lot, folks! Enjoy the O'Jays!
Thanks a lot, folks! Enjoy the O'Jays!
chuckorc
Footballguy
Hmmmm, well, let's see. Since the OP says they are all always joking, I'm thinking the four of them were all making some raunchy jokes on the way to the restroom. Steve gets a bit bold with his remarks because they are drunk and he's decided to push the envelope.They get there and he makes some kind of joke like, "You need some help?" or some such nonsense. He follows her in there, despite a giggling protest. He says something flattering and she likes it. He drunkenly decides he might as well push the envelope some more and kisses her. She give only mild resistance, if any, so he kisses her again longer. While he's at it, he reaches inside her shirt for a quick feel and then pushes for her to lift the shirt for a quick look. She pulls up the shirt and he pulls down the front of her bra for a nice long look-see and some stroking of the boobage.He kisses her again and decides, since she's already let him kiss her and feel her up, she goes for a quick feel of her own. They finally realize, through a drunken haze, that it's been awhile and the others might start to wonder where they are and come looking for them. So they decide to get back quickly. She lets the shirt drop over her exposed breasts and they walk briskly back to camp.Steve gets questioned and, cool as a cucumber, laughs it off. She starts to feel a bit queasy from too much alcohol and guilt. She wonders if her husband will start to question her or guess what happened. Now the nausea is kicking in full steam and she needs to go back to the restroom to puke.As she's there, she's feeling guilty as hell and reeling from what she just did. She sits on the chair to contemplate what the backlash will be and is kicking herself for letting it go as far as it did. The bile hasn't risen enough for release so all she feels is the nausea.Husband finds her sitting there and she truthfully says she feels like she has to throw up. He suggest they go back and gets up and goes with him, hoping and praying he let it go and not get suspicious.Just a guess.Please feel free to elaborate.Seriously.
Now that's the Mrs. BSR I know Just for the record, I didn't get anything done today at work because of this thread. I should be sleeping right now because I have to work my part time job tonight but I can't stay away. GB having internet access at both jobs. 
I highly doubt full intercourse was acheived here....In all reality, yes 15 minutes is more than enough time to "do the deed"...But in this situation I doubt there was enough time.... They didn't just jump each other as soon as they got to the bathroom
The "AmpLee" Scenario on what happened
1. Wife accompanied to bathroom
2. Wife is pretty drunk. Steve the aggresor goes "Hey are you alright, do you need help?" Wife laughingly goes "Steve, I'm fine" Steve goes "C'mon it's not a big deal, I swear I won't look"
3. Steve accompanies her into the bathroom. He makes a few comments,she giggles. Some inncocent touching occurs along with some more comments, slowly escalates to the realm of the innapropriate. The funbags are released with possible kissing and groping occuring.
4. Meanwhile, George can overhear something going on. He returns to camp allerting MITYH of the possible situation in a joking manor.
5. Steve and the wife in a daze stop. Quickly they get themselves together in the process the funbags are forgotten about. So drunk they just shake off what just happened.
The "AmpLee" Scenario on what happened
1. Wife accompanied to bathroom
2. Wife is pretty drunk. Steve the aggresor goes "Hey are you alright, do you need help?" Wife laughingly goes "Steve, I'm fine" Steve goes "C'mon it's not a big deal, I swear I won't look"
3. Steve accompanies her into the bathroom. He makes a few comments,she giggles. Some inncocent touching occurs along with some more comments, slowly escalates to the realm of the innapropriate. The funbags are released with possible kissing and groping occuring.
4. Meanwhile, George can overhear something going on. He returns to camp allerting MITYH of the possible situation in a joking manor.
5. Steve and the wife in a daze stop. Quickly they get themselves together in the process the funbags are forgotten about. So drunk they just shake off what just happened.
