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Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly? (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter Man in the yellow hat
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Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
I don't.My wife has one. I call her on it so infrequently that I do not know the # nor have I put it on speed dial.I had a cell and a pager years ago. All it did for me was leash me to work and to trivial interuptions. Damn things have become so ubiquitious I will undoubtably have to roll over and get one soon.
Rand al Thor
Footballguy
The worst part (besides what your wife may have done) is that all your friends know exactly what happened, they were probably talking about it the next morning in hushed whispers around the campfire, and they are probably still talking about it amongst themselves, but they won't tell you. Clearly, you don't garner much respect from the people you hang around with. As I noted 1700 posts ago, I've been in your position (except instead of going to the campground outhouse, they disappeared to a different part of a nightclub for 30 minutes or so). Nothing quite like sitting around knowing all your friends are talking about your situation, knowing they are laughing at you, but not being able to get any of them to tell you WTF is going on. My wife also played the too drunk to remember card that night. I think you know in your gut that the wife is lying, only you can decide where to go from here. Good luck.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Lots of jokes being recycled in this thread.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
Youre a brave one there yellow hat guy and saying it on here gives the perspectives of men and women of what they would think, say or do. It's hard to rationalize against the consensus while love blinds people. I'll say it again from my post:
"I'd love to say that if I had this kind of evidence I would flip out and beat george and steve. Friends are friends and if they're true they should tell you this stuff till it's settled. How good of friends are George and steve? If you have a true friend they'll stay with you till the end through everything AND answer your phone calls. I think there may be some denial on your part maybe for kids sake, but you'll never find closure. To me if my wife, if my wife handled another man drunk or not that means feelings ARE there not just inhibited due to alcohol. I don't have much advise but I'm a revengeful type where I would talk to steve in front of his wife, then call her a week later and hook up with her and send pics to steve. DON"T DO THIS THOUGH THAT"S WHAT I WOULD DO. "
George obviously found it funny enough that Steve's junk was being handled by your wife to go and tell someone else. That tells me he's not a true friend. I know you guys ran together in college but there's a point where enough is enough. I had my "george" friend make a comment bout doing things to my wife just to be funny. Well I calmy told him never to talk like that cuz we arent young anymore and I'd shut his mouth for him the next time he did.
"I'd love to say that if I had this kind of evidence I would flip out and beat george and steve. Friends are friends and if they're true they should tell you this stuff till it's settled. How good of friends are George and steve? If you have a true friend they'll stay with you till the end through everything AND answer your phone calls. I think there may be some denial on your part maybe for kids sake, but you'll never find closure. To me if my wife, if my wife handled another man drunk or not that means feelings ARE there not just inhibited due to alcohol. I don't have much advise but I'm a revengeful type where I would talk to steve in front of his wife, then call her a week later and hook up with her and send pics to steve. DON"T DO THIS THOUGH THAT"S WHAT I WOULD DO. "
George obviously found it funny enough that Steve's junk was being handled by your wife to go and tell someone else. That tells me he's not a true friend. I know you guys ran together in college but there's a point where enough is enough. I had my "george" friend make a comment bout doing things to my wife just to be funny. Well I calmy told him never to talk like that cuz we arent young anymore and I'd shut his mouth for him the next time he did.
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
Now imagine Steve is a woman.
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
[Jerry]And then he'll just be there for her.Or perhaps George wants a shot at Mrs. Manhat, and he has concocted all of this as a means of either getting her free and clear or gauging Manhat's reaction to potential future infidelities.George was the "second holder".How long before this is like the Seinfeld episode where Keith Hernandez spit on Newman and Kramer, complete with models, diagrams and re-enactments?VERY, VERYYou need as much information as possible. How did all 4 end up in the same bathroom instead of going to men's and women's separate? How did Steve and Wife get into the same stall - who went in first, was someone pushed in, dared in, etc.? How did George know about the wife handling Steve - did he see it personally, or did he overhear? If he overheard, what exactly was overheard, and how was it said? How was Steve's wife reacting to all this? Was she so drunk she was oblivious, was she joking about it, or was she egging her husband and Mrs. MitYH on? What did she and George talk about on the way back to camp?
TALK TO GEORGE!!!
[/Jerry]
Man in the yellow hat
Footballguy
Third
Footballguy
I've been with this thread from the beginning and have gone back and forth on several of the key issues. But I think I have come to believe that your wife is lying when she says she has no recollection whatsoever of the trip to the bathroom and what happened afterwards.
Like others, I have been keeping my wife updated on this thread. Knowing that my wife had a "wild period" during college where she drank a lot, I asked her last night what she thought about the "black out" defense. She said on a few occasions she drank enough that periods of time would disappear from her memory. But the next day if someone started to remind her of details of what happened, she would have traces of recollection about those events - especially if they were something memorable. Her opinion - and one that I've held from the beginning - is that there is no way you would not have some recollection of holding a guy's junk (especially if you are married) in your hand and then making out with him after that - especially if you were reminded of the details of it the next day.
Short of an alcohol-induced coma, I simply do not believe that - under these circumstances - she has NO recollection of it - if it happened.
Like others, I have been keeping my wife updated on this thread. Knowing that my wife had a "wild period" during college where she drank a lot, I asked her last night what she thought about the "black out" defense. She said on a few occasions she drank enough that periods of time would disappear from her memory. But the next day if someone started to remind her of details of what happened, she would have traces of recollection about those events - especially if they were something memorable. Her opinion - and one that I've held from the beginning - is that there is no way you would not have some recollection of holding a guy's junk (especially if you are married) in your hand and then making out with him after that - especially if you were reminded of the details of it the next day.
Short of an alcohol-induced coma, I simply do not believe that - under these circumstances - she has NO recollection of it - if it happened.
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I have been married for 3 years and If I ever caught my wife cheating on me it would be over right there. I could never trust her again and could never forgive her so I would never want anything to do with her again.
Unless George has done something similar with her.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
Love means never having to beat your wife.
General Malaise
Footballguy
would you really beat the crap out of her?
Man in the yellow hat
Footballguy
This is a no. George has however, banged my wife's single sister, who is quite attractive.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
sorry...haven't read all 2012 replies.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Shrek
Having a great season
Now imagine Steve is a black woman.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You know, if you REALLY want to get this thread off the ground, you should provide pictures. That should help keep it on page 1 at least.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Taught or learned? And if taught by whom. Was it a hard lesson?This is what I was taught to do in college.I just can't get past the image of GM, arms spread wide, yelling RAPE!
It's called ADULTERY! How is it that irrational to say that a marriage should be over because of it? Where he and his wife are right now is that they've established that she held another guys unit in her hand and then was unaccounted for the next 15-30 minutes. That's already out there. What else she knows and is not telling him hasn't even been established. Where they are now is already adultery and grounds for divorce to me, and I've been married for 14 years and have 4 kids. If my wife did that, bye-bye. How you can just blow that off is beyond me, are you saying that you'd stay with your wife if she did that? Not me.THis kind of rational post doesn't seem to fly here, guy.
12 years and 2 kids, and it'd be "later wh0re".
badmojo1006
Footballguy
PsychoMan
Footballguy
You've really got quite the group of friends, haven't you?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was taught after it was too late.:elizabethshoeintheshower:Taught or learned? And if taught by whom. Was it a hard lesson?This is what I was taught to do in college.I just can't get past the image of GM, arms spread wide, yelling RAPE!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Glad to see you around, DW.Taught or learned? And if taught by whom. Was it a hard lesson?This is what I was taught to do in college.I just can't get past the image of GM, arms spread wide, yelling RAPE!
ElvisMonster
Footballguy
I have.
Third
Footballguy
Where can I find this index?
Colin Dowling
Footballguy
[modvoice]Veering in to questionable territory here....[/modvoice]
General Malaise
Footballguy
Can we at least isolate that it's the wife beating talk that's veering us? B/c I think MOST of us have followed the rules here.Don't kill this thread, people. It's really all i've got right now.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Please give us a hint as to the gray area we have crossed into so we can avoid that....... we can't get this thread locked!!! It has single handedly guaranteed that I will get nothing done at work today.
pats3in4
Footballguy
"Probably" my ####. They were definitely talking about it. We know they were talking about Steve's wife pissing in the urinal, but curiously TMIYH didn't hear anything about Steve and his wife in the stall. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe because the moment they all saw TMIYH walk close they all mumbled, "Ix-nay on the Eve-Stay in the All-Stay with TMIYH's Ife-Way."
Keerock
Footballguy
top dog
Footballguy
Thunderchicken
Footballguy
It's called ADULTERY! How is it that irrational to say that a marriage should be over because of it? Where he and his wife are right now is that they've established that she held another guys unit in her hand and then was unaccounted for the next 15-30 minutes. That's already out there. What else she knows and is not telling him hasn't even been established. Where they are now is already adultery and grounds for divorce to me, and I've been married for 14 years and have 4 kids. If my wife did that, bye-bye. How you can just blow that off is beyond me, are you saying that you'd stay with your wife if she did that? Not me.
12 years and 2 kids, and it'd be "later wh0re".
12 years and 3 kids. She would have her bags packed immediately!!!
12 years and 2 kids, and it'd be "later wh0re".
12 years and 3 kids. She would have her bags packed immediately!!!
B-Deep
Footballguy
He also did not break up this situation. He should be the one posting on a board today saying "I think I saved a married friend from screwing around with the wife of another married friend, should I mention it to anyone"
Probably not, but I have a bad temper and a drinking problem, so i dont know for sure what Id do. I hope it doesnt come to that.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Campsite Bathroom Stall
Footballguy
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Wife gets drunk, holds friend's peestick, husband investigates potential for additional goings-on.
That just about covers it, I think.
