What were your first impressions of the Beatles?
That they were the worst musicians in the world. They were no-playing motherf###ers. Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard. And Ringo? Don’t even talk about it. I remember once we were in the studio with George Martin, and Ringo had taken three hours for a four-bar thing he was trying to fix on a song. He couldn’t get it. We said, “Mate, why don’t you get some lager and lime, some shepherd’s pie, and take an hour-and-a-half and relax a little bit.” So he did, and we called Ronnie Verrell, a jazz drummer. Ronnie came in for 15 minutes and tore it up. Ringo comes back and says, “George, can you play it back for me one more time?” So George did, and Ringo says, “That didn’t sound so bad.” And I said, “Yeah, motherf###er because it ain’t you.” Great guy, though.
I think the life lesson here is to not set yourself on fire. freebasing-life lesson: don't freebase, kids
oh, you're going to criticize his technique? what do you know about sucking d?Netflix has an old RP stand up show where he talks about sucking d.
I had to turn it off it was so bad.
oh, you're going to criticize his technique? what do you know about sucking d?
agingwetdream:
you see tomato, i say creme bruleeI think the life lesson here is to not set yourself on fire. freebasing-![]()
Richard Pryor running down the streetI think the life lesson here is to not set yourself on fire. freebasing-life lesson: don't freebase, kids![]()
Easy to #### one but hard to love one - very hot and cold.Talk about a steamy affair.
If only life were that simple.I think the life lesson here is to not set yourself on fire.
that is some of the best storytelling i ever heard. i'm crying, man