Mods, please delete the Willie's Band Names thread and ban the following members: (2 Viewers)

[Cjw_55106]

Lots of people in here not being excellent. 

 

[squistion]

Lots of people in here not being excellent. 

Maybe Willie should let the mods know...Oh, wait...

 

[flysack]

no... no, he's not.

Wait, you mean he's not really Willie Nelson?

 

[El Floppo]

Wait, you mean he's not really Willie Nelson?

look closer.

 

[flysack]

I've been calling Otis fat for a decade now, and he hasn't imelted down yet.

 

[flysack]

 

[Franknbeans]

When?  In 2025?  How many months of thinly veiled insults are acceptable?

we'll never know now will we?

 

[fdas2]

i don't tweet. i'm not a woman

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Another alias weighs in. Joined July 18 and with 15 posts.

 

[Cybergeek]

For what it's worth, I have no ill will towards anyone on this board. Bad puns and song parody are in my wheelhouse, so I went for it.

I originally tried to give legit band names based on an REM premise, even got a like from Willie.

When the tide turned towards joke names, I couldn't resist.

This will be my only post in this thread. No band names, no jokes.

Besides, this thread may wind up being deleted and I don't want to waste my brilliance. (OK, just one joke.) 

 

[Bucky86]

For what it's worth, I have no ill will towards anyone on this board. Bad puns and song parody are in my wheelhouse, so I went for it.

I originally tried to give legit band names based on an REM premise, even got a like from Willie.

When the tide turned towards joke names, I couldn't resist.

This will be my only post in this thread. No band names, no jokes.

Besides, this thread may wind up being deleted and I don't want to waste my brilliance. (OK, just one joke.) 

Wasted Brilliance. Good band name

 

[rustycolts]

i don't tweet. i'm not a woman

queef?

 

[HeavyMatt04]

queef?

Only when he sneezes.

 

[squistion]

i don't tweet. i'm not a woman

Sorry. I meant to say post and for some reason it came out tweet.

 

[fdas2]

Only when he sneezes.

been on antibiotics lately.  more likely to #### when i sneeze currently.  actually true.

 

[bushdocda]

Thought this was supposed to be about band names not banned names. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Thought this was supposed to be about band names not banned names. 

@Officer Pete Malloy

@McGarnicle

@moonhead

 

[Johnny Rock]

How many band name threads do we need?!

Can the mods just merge this one with the "Remembrance" thread so we don't lose the contributions and Willie can't delete it, change the thread title to "Band Names" or sumsutch, and move on? We need a band name thread anyway. 

 

[Scoresman]

Jimmy Eat Everything

 

[Aerial Assault]

Sarah McLardbanlan?

JFC 

This thread has made me laugh harder than anything online in a LONG time

 

[Kafka]

What happened to you, Willie?

He changed his last name?

 

[Peyton Marino]

he was posting fake tweets in the nfl forum when bridgewater was hurt. When he got called out he starting posting tweets via his alias but in a different style. The guy is weird.  Biggest troll on the board, just looks to fight people. Can't respond to anything without a defensive attitude. very sad. Someone ranked forte high and his response was condescending and vitriolic. just awful. The defensiveness plus the tweet shtick puts him at member #1 on the go away list.

yea he is the classic pseudo-intellectual liberal who condescends to everyone because he thinks he's smart, when he's really ~average IQ.  no wonder he likes nate silver so much!

 

[Parrothead]

Ludwig Ban Beethoven

 

[timschochet]

I don't know enough to comment about squistion's posts about non-political issues, but I think he's great when it comes to politics. And I love his posting of tweets. Informative, always interesting, often funny. squistion you are a good dude and I hope you keep posting the tweets. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

Ludwig Ban Beethoven

not Fatoften?

 

[Brony]

I'm not schticking here... can you expand on the insults thing? I haven't seen it yet, or at least I haven't recognized the insults yet. for me, that's the part of this I don't get at all, and is clearly getting to you. and my posts in here not withstanding- I have no intention of insulting anybody*, really- so I'm genuinely trying to understand all this better, as you seem a decent enough guy.

those threads were 95% band puns, 5% constructive criticism and just a few insults.  Considering he posted a picture of the band, I think he got off lucky compared to the norm around here.

 

[El Floppo]

those threads were 95% band puns, 5% constructive criticism and just a few insults.  Considering he posted a picture of the band, I think he got off lucky compared to the norm around here.

I notice you're not insulting Furley.  

 

[The Gator]

Megaban

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Ban Halen

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Banthrax 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Ban Morrison

 

[CBusAlex]

Still workshopping this one. Feedback is appreciated.

The Dan Banned

or

The Ban Band

?

 

[Parrothead]

Gordon Heavyfoot

 

[skol asylum]

those threads were 95% band puns, 5% constructive criticism and just a few insults.  Considering he posted a picture of the band, I think he got off lucky compared to the norm around here.

That was shtick, not the band.

 

[Mister CIA]

Now I have the damn Carly Simon song buzzing in my ear, Banticipation.

 

[Scoresman]

Banthrax 

Bantera 

 

[Mister CIA]

Tony Orlando and Don.

... Oops, wrong thread.

 

[Parrothead]

Banned Aid

"Feed the People, Stay Alive"

 

[Mister CIA]

Is Black Flabbath still available?

 

[Mister CIA]

If only we get Willie and the Wilson sisters hooked up for a gig, and name the band Old Feart.

 

[flysack]

Any word on when the mods are addressing this situation?

 

[EYLive]

Dave Matthews Ban

 

[EYLive]

Carlos Bantana 

 sorry, I cracked myself up with this one.

 

[EYLive]

Notorious B.A.N.

 

[EYLive]

Run B.A.N.

 

[EYLive]

The Ban Perry

 

[Brony]

Fat & Ugly Kid Joe

 

[munga30]

Teh Banimals.  

Studs and Duds. 

 

[Scoresman]

Any word on when the mods are addressing this situation?

MT doesn't need this in his life right now.

Aaron's probably in hibernation until NHL starts.

JB isnt due for his annual visit to the FFA for another 6 months or so.

 

[belljr]

Reo Bannedwagon