**Monday Night Football - Texans at Seahawks**(-3.5, 41) 10:00pm (1 Viewer)

[drummer]

I just wonder when MoP is gonna start a Red Zone Channel thread, since that's all I watch on Sunday

 

[Major]

I thought I hated Bobby Slowik. But at least he could get the ball to Nico Collins. Nick Caley should be the end of this coaching regime. Salvaging Stroud depends on it.

I think they should cut ties with Bearded Bobby immediately. It's their only chance to salvage the season (and CJ). 4 turnovers and we're still losing by 2 TDs. FML

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Now I need 3.3

Fortunately picks are only -2 in this league.

 

[Donnybrook]

Harris should be ejected

 

[Buckna]

Lassiter got called for the penalty but it was Christian Harris that came in and pushed JSN. Lassiter was actually trying to break them up and held Harris away from JSN

 

[drummer]

That's just damn good coverage

 

[fatness]

Just when you least expect it,.........

 

[drummer]

That's a great throw from Stroud

 

[travdogg]

Had Schultz open, but didn't see him

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

5” away cmon man

 

[fatness]

Houston play calling is a crime against intelligence.

 

[travdogg]

When's the last time a team had 4 turnovers and a defensive TD and lost? Can't have happened often

Hasn't happened in 2025 that's for sure.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I’m so incensed that Marks didn't get in. I woulda won.

 

[fatness]

Texans commit penalty so they can fail again.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Oh cmon false start. HOU you suck.

 

[fatness]

That was offsides

 

[Stat Correction]

Man. Stroud loves to stare down his WRs.

It feels like he's regressed so much since his rookie year.

Stroud has not seemed to progress since his rookie year but the Gm has not given him a decent O-Line
he is under pressure, has no time the past 2 years from having such poor O-Lines

He now has bad habits, is always skittish because of this

Add in having poor OC and play calling it's no wonder he sucks now

If he had even a decent O-Line he would be better

Who knew Tank Dell was the key? I really think he's whats missing here.

Joe Mixon....

 

[travdogg]

That was offsides

It was also a false start by Higgins in the slot

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I can’t believe this. I’m gonna lose by 3 lousy points. 2nd highest score in the league.

Darnold could still get it for me I guess. But I have a feeling they’ll be running.

 

[Donnybrook]

Flott for the Giants and Jobe for the Seahawks are going to cash in free agency next year.

 

[Major]

I’m so incensed that Marks didn't get in. I woulda won.

It looked like he was in as well. Guess they figured it wasn't worth challenging the spot with 3 more tries but given the atrocious play calling it was probably their only hope

 

[fatness]

Seattle not exactly burning up time.

 

[travdogg]

No idea why Seattle is calling pass plays. Run 3 times, make them use TOs, then punt.

 

[Stat Correction]

I can’t believe this. I’m gonna lose by 3 lousy points. 2nd highest score in the league.

Darnold could still get it for me I guess. But I have a feeling they’ll be running.

Marks may not be done for a dump off or two. Chubb is MIA.

 

[fatness]

"I'll fall down here."

 

[Brh1219]

Seattle trying to lose. 1 run play to 2 pass plays every possession up 2 scores makes zero sense. This game should have been over 20 mons ago

 

[fatness]

@Hot Sauce Guy working furiously on his abacus right now.

 

[Buckna]

LOL, let's see if Houston can fail to punch it again

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Marks TD please

 

[Breast Dickwell]

CJ is straight Charmin

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

@Hot Sauce Guy working furiously on his abacus right now.

Nah, this is fingers and toes math.

Damn another miss to Marks.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Torture.

 

[Buckna]

Poor HSG probably lost 0.2 pts on that TFL there

 

[fatness]

Marks emphatically meets the ground behind him.

 

[Major]

I'm more invested in Hot Sauce's fantasy team than my Texans. Come on Woody!

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

 

[Donnybrook]

Marks is now just trolling Hot Sauce Guy

 

[travdogg]

Marks TD please

Ladies and gentleman...we did it.

 

[Uncle Leo]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Congratulations

 

[Stat Correction]

Marks TD please

Congrats....that's why we do this.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I can’t believe it. Up 4.2

They went to Mark’s 3x in a row there that was insane.

 

[drummer]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

 

[fatness]

The genius of Stroud, running halfway back to midfield before passing.

 

[Major]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

I thought I might jinx you and just as posted that. Touchdown. Congrats!

 

[Dez]

Epic fail there just kick it and dont have it land in the landing zone and they get it at the 40 and no time runs.

You can't do what u just did.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Marks TD please

Congrats....that's why we do this.

Man, Darnold was scoring backwards.

It woulda been especially painful to lose since I swapped out Juwan Johnson’s 12.9 for Marks last second.

Man my blood pressure can’t take much more of this. The team I faced had Mahomes, JT, & CMC. I was a huge underdog. Going into tonight I was down ~45

 

[Donnybrook]

How incompetent would Seattle have to be to lose this game?

 

[fatness]

How incompetent would Seattle have to be to lose this game?

Houston's offense would prevent that.

 

[Buckna]

Epic fail there just kick it and dont have it land in the landing zone and they get it at the 40 and no time runs.

You can't do what u just did.

Texans never been very good at situational awareness... or clock management for that matter.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

WHO WANTS OVERTIME?