Moobin at the Redskins Combine- FFA full of conservative nerds . (1 Viewer)

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So I won by calling in our local espn radio show and me and a guest get to participate in a rookie combine. 40 yard dash, virticle jump, pass catching drills, and so forth.

In basically going in full troll mode and wearing cowboys gear head to toe.

Anybody ever been to one of these? What can I expect? Do you think they'll have any right to make me take my stuff off? I'm going full on wearing an emmitt smith jersey, hat , shorts , all cowboys.

Note- I fully realize I'm a giant dooshpickle for doing this but c'mon, how often will I get to share the field with redskin players and coaches while laced up in the stars?

Any bother suggestions to grief the maroon and mustard?

 

[kevzilla]

As long as they don't have grammar, spelling or punctuation drills, you'll be golden.

 

[TxBuckeye]

So you won what could be a really cool experience, and your plan is to go in and make sure they treat you as poor as they possibly can? Probably missing out on a bunch of really cool stuff, experiences, etc? Sounds like a well thought out plan.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

As long as they don't have grammar, spelling or punctuation drills, you'll be golden.

I'm at the pool and hit the submit button before I finished.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So you won what could be a really cool experience, and your plan is to go in and make sure they treat you as poor as they possibly can? Probably missing out on a bunch of really cool stuff, experiences, etc? Sounds like a well thought out plan.

Hanging out with the scum of the Earth (Redskins) isn't exactly my dream.

I'm betting I get more attention being the anti redskin guy then by being a ball sniffing fan.

 

[TxBuckeye]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

 

[ShaHBucks]

You might as well make your own official Redskins gear

 

[fruity pebbles]

Unfortunately, i don't think you'll come off as cool as you think you will.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Unfortunately, i don't think you'll come off as cool as you think you will.

I'm not going for cool. I have lived here my entire life. Poking Redskins fans is fun.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring. I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

 

[fruity pebbles]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring.I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

Cause you're not 15?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring.I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

Cause you're not 15?

Redskins fan?And I'm pretty immature.

 

[mr roboto]

Yea, not funny or clever, but tacky. Good luck with that.

 

[Fennis]

I doubt they will let you wear cowboy gear head to toe.

 

[got_nugs]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring.I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

Cause you're not 15?

Redskins fan?And I'm pretty immature.

You should wear a Romo jersey so everyone can laugh back at you.

 

[Premier]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

 

[pollardsvision]

I bet those wild injuns will be terrified

 

[fruity pebbles]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring.I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

Cause you're not 15?

Redskins fan?And I'm pretty immature.

Nope. I just think the schtick will wear off 10 minutes in and then you'll be that guy for the remainder of the stay.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

Cowboys fans NOT FROM TEXAS are even worse than the ones FROM TEXAS.

 

[Fennis]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

Cowboys fans NOT FROM TEXAS are even worse than the ones FROM TEXAS.

and that ain't easy.

 

[Rubi]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

Cowboys fans NOT FROM TEXAS are even worse than the ones FROM TEXAS.

and that ain't easy.

 

[Hang 10]

Why not just wear your yankees or lakers gear instead?

 

[Franknbeans]

Don't drop the soap

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

Because that isn't true? Because dispite the Cowboys sucking donkey nuts since 1996 and being an expansion team they still have the record for most playoff appearances, most playoff victories, most Super Bowl appearances, and own a more then 20 game advantage over the ####y skins.

ETA- It's the Redskins . There is an endless amount of material to make fun of them over. Yes the Cowboys suck. They don't suck as bad as the Skins in any fashion.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring.I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

Cause you're not 15?

Redskins fan?And I'm pretty immature.

You should wear a Romo jersey so everyone can laugh back at you.

I wouldn't own or wear a Romo jersey unless it was placed on my corpse.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Whole lot of vemom in this thread.

It's working already.

 

[Ilov80s]

If you really want to piss them off, protest that they change their name.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Why not just wear your yankees or lakers gear instead?

Because I don't root for the Lakers or Yankees?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

Cowboys fans NOT FROM TEXAS are even worse than the ones FROM TEXAS.

Yes, because I chose to like my hometowns most hated rival.

 

[Corporation]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring. I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

I'm a huge Cowboy fan and there's no way I'd do this. I'd go on the tour and appreciate the experience. If anyone asks I'd tell them I'm a Cowboys fan but would show gratitude for being there. It's about being respectful.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Why not just wear your yankees or lakers gear instead?

Because I don't root for the Lakers or Yankees?

Why be on the bandwagon of a team everyone jumped on 20 years ago and not the other 2?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

If you really want to piss them off, protest that they change their name.

I want them to keep their name. If they change the name they won't even be worth hating anymore. They will be a complete joke of a franchise and lose 80% of their fan base.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Why not just wear your yankees or lakers gear instead?

Because I don't root for the Lakers or Yankees?

Why be on the bandwagon of a team everyone jumped on 20 years ago and not the other 2?

I jumped on the bandwagon in the early 80's when the original Romo was QBing my team.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring. I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

I'm a huge Cowboy fan and there's no way I'd do this. I'd go on the tour and appreciate the experience. If anyone asks I'd tell them I'm a Cowboys fan but would show gratitude for being there. It's about being respectful.

F them. F their fans. F their entire organization.

Being respectful, GTFO with that nonsense.

 

[madshot31]

Whole lot of vemom in this thread.

It's working already.

Sounds awesome GB! I would wear Raiders gear if going.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

You have much growing to do.

 

[eoMMan]

Roll up dressed a gang member and ask to speak with desean jackson. Bonus points if you are carrying a weapon and doing the crip dance.

 

[bagger]

How do you troll a fanbase when your own team hasn't won a playoff game in like 20 years?

maybe they'll let him take long snaps and he can fumble the ball on practice pats.

 

[bagger]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring. I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

I'm a huge Cowboy fan and there's no way I'd do this. I'd go on the tour and appreciate the experience. If anyone asks I'd tell them I'm a Cowboys fan but would show gratitude for being there. It's about being respectful.

F them. F their fans. F their entire organization. Being respectful, GTFO with that nonsense.

honest advice, you'll feel much better if you just gave this to some young redskins fan, maybe go to the local children's hospital and see if you can donate that to a kid there.

 

[Koya]

Sounds like something deserving of the doosh reputation of cowboys fans. Way to help the stereotype.

 

[MC Gas Money]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring. I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

I'm a huge Cowboy fan and there's no way I'd do this. I'd go on the tour and appreciate the experience. If anyone asks I'd tell them I'm a Cowboys fan but would show gratitude for being there. It's about being respectful.

F them. F their fans. F their entire organization. Being respectful, GTFO with that nonsense.

honest advice, you'll feel much better if you just gave this to some young redskins fan, maybe go to the local children's hospital and see if you can donate that to a kid there.

Good idea. Give it to someone who will enjoy it instead of a stupid prank that will make you look like a tool and that nobody will care about.

 

[JohnnyU]

You might get a butt whoopin'

 

[TenTimes]

So you took the chance for a really cool experience from some real fans so you could go act like a tool? Don't get me wrong Steady, I think you're a stand up guy. But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I'm brining a Redskins fan with me as my guest. I don't want to but I figure he would enjoy it more then the Giants fan I wanted to bring. I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan, how can I not wear my colors INSIDE the Redskins facility?

I'm a huge Cowboy fan and there's no way I'd do this. I'd go on the tour and appreciate the experience. If anyone asks I'd tell them I'm a Cowboys fan but would show gratitude for being there. It's about being respectful.

F them. F their fans. F their entire organization. Being respectful, GTFO with that nonsense.

honest advice, you'll feel much better if you just gave this to some young redskins fan, maybe go to the local children's hospital and see if you can donate that to a kid there.

This was my thought exactly. You're wasting a great experience for someone else, but I think that's half the fun for you...

 

[Premier]

Make sure to go hi-five some bros over chicken wings and lite beer at the b-dubs after.

 

[ChiefD]

Don't drop the snap

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Let me get this straight.....

You get access to the inside of your teams hated rival, and you guys would go in neutral?

You guys are a bunch of girls man. I'm not walking in there screaming they suck, I'm just sporting my teams colors behind enemy lines. I'll behave respectful.

Not only so I think you girls are soft as Charmin, I think you overestimate how "disrespectful" and obscene this is. I'm wearing my teams colors. I'll likely get a ribbing or two and that's it. I'm a big boy, I can handle it.

Grow a pair ya bunch a Nancy's.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Make sure to go hi-five some bros over chicken wings and lite beer at the b-dubs after.

Was this an attempt at humor?

 

[John Bender]

I dunno. You posted this thread title obviously looking for attention or a reaction. You got an honest one and now you're questioning it?

 

[Flying V]

So you won what could be a really cool experience, and your plan is to go in and make sure they treat you as poor as they possibly can? Probably missing out on a bunch of really cool stuff, experiences, etc? Sounds like a well thought out plan.

Hanging out with the scum of the Earth (Redskins) isn't exactly my dream.

I'm betting I get more attention being the anti redskin guy then by being a ball sniffing fan.

If it's attention you're looking for, why not dress as a Cowboy's cheerleader?