Moobin at the Redskins Combine- FFA full of conservative nerds . (1 Viewer)

[jon_mx]

I wish there were a master thread with links to threads that go the exact opposite direction of how the OP thinks they will. One of my favorite things in the FFA.

This is EXACTLY the way I expected it to go.I planned on trolling the Redskins and you guys in this thread. So far it's going pretty well considering I've been pretty transparent from the first post.

For some vague reason, and I can't really put a finger on it, but for some vague reason you remind me a lot of lhucks.

Except LHucks was way cooler.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

The irony of "trolling innerwebz nerds" and talking about your video game pals in one thread.

You keep brining up video games like you're poking fun me. I get it, I mean you took it personal when I poked fun at your girly sport. You're insecure about your lack of male genitalia.

Get over it soccer guy who thinks he poking fun at my avatar all while sporting half naked dudes for his. Talk about irony.

 

[fatness]

So I won by calling in our local espn radio show and me and a guest get to participate in a rookie combine. 40 yard dash, virticle jump, pass catching drills, and so forth.

In basically going in full troll mode and wearing cowboys gear head to toe.

"How I Finally Became A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader" by Susan Steadymobbin.

 

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BEHIND ENEMY LINES!

 

[SmoovySmoov]

The irony of "trolling innerwebz nerds" and talking about your video game pals in one thread.

You keep brining up video games like you're poking fun me. I get it, I mean you took it personal when I poked fun at your girly sport. You're insecure about your lack of male genitalia.

Get over it soccer guy who thinks he poking fun at my avatar all while sporting half naked dudes for his. Talk about irony.

I do not think you know what "irony" or "insecurity" means. Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Maybe you could change your avatar to your video game buddies shirtless? Just a suggestion. Also, what do you do on their school nights?

 

[Ned]

BEHIND ENEMY LINES!

I think the OP should wear a go pro at the combine and post the videos.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

 

[MattFancy]

So I won by calling in our local espn radio show and me and a guest get to participate in a rookie combine. 40 yard dash, virticle jump, pass catching drills, and so forth.

In basically going in full troll mode and wearing cowboys gear head to toe.

Anybody ever been to one of these? What can I expect? Do you think they'll have any right to make me take my stuff off? I'm going full on wearing an emmitt smith jersey, hat , shorts , all cowboys.

Note- I fully realize I'm a giant dooshpickle for doing this but c'mon, how often will I get to share the field with redskin players and coaches while laced up in the stars?

Any bother suggestions to grief the maroon and mustard?

Sounds like a really original idea. I'm sure no other fan of a rival team has actually thought of this before.

 

[Insein]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

Ah. The old "it's your fault for making fun of me playing video games" defense. Got it. I'll debate you any day, buddy. Shall we go for the basic tenets of various philosophies, or the best way to clear the water board in Super Mario 3?

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't believe this thread got worse.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

Ah. The old "it's your fault for making fun of me playing video games" defense. Got it. I'll debate you any day, buddy. Shall we go for the basic tenets of various philosophies, or the best way to clear the water board in Super Mario 3?

Dude, you play soccer. There really isn't more of a low. Is all this anger and vitriol due to you getting your ### beat on the regular? We all know you're only good at pretending to be hurt and giving your other female opponents dirty kicks and elbows but don't have the pair to square off. I know this because I've kicked the #### out of enough soccer players to know not one of you can use your hands.

This is the last time I'm going to address you. Get your reply in and go for your 1995 played out making fun of video games shtick. You know you're a ##### and I know your a #####.

Have a great season, Nancy.

 

[Freelove]

What the?

 

[tom22406]

Tell Czabe and Cooley I said hi

 

[RUSF18]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

Ah. The old "it's your fault for making fun of me playing video games" defense. Got it. I'll debate you any day, buddy. Shall we go for the basic tenets of various philosophies, or the best way to clear the water board in Super Mario 3?

Dude, you play soccer. There really isn't more of a low. Is all this anger and vitriol due to you getting your ### beat on the regular? We all know you're only good at pretending to be hurt and giving your other female opponents dirty kicks and elbows but don't have the pair to square off. I know this because I've kicked the #### out of enough soccer players to know not one of you can use your hands.

This is the last time I'm going to address you. Get your reply in and go for your 1995 played out making fun of video games shtick. You know you're a ##### and I know your a #####.

Have a great season, Nancy.

You ever try to bring your uninvited grandson to a family wedding?

 

[Koya]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

Ah. The old "it's your fault for making fun of me playing video games" defense. Got it. I'll debate you any day, buddy. Shall we go for the basic tenets of various philosophies, or the best way to clear the water board in Super Mario 3?

Dude, you play soccer. There really isn't more of a low. Is all this anger and vitriol due to you getting your ### beat on the regular? We all know you're only good at pretending to be hurt and giving your other female opponents dirty kicks and elbows but don't have the pair to square off. I know this because I've kicked the #### out of enough soccer players to know not one of you can use your hands.

This is the last time I'm going to address you. Get your reply in and go for your 1995 played out making fun of video games shtick. You know you're a ##### and I know your a #####.

Have a great season, Nancy.

Yeah, it's gotta be fishing. WAY to much latent self hatred in here to be real. I mean, even a cowboys fan isn't this pathetic. Could you show more insecurity? Seriously. If fishing, then it's over the top. If it's real, well... oof. Just, simply, pathetic.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

Ah. The old "it's your fault for making fun of me playing video games" defense. Got it. I'll debate you any day, buddy. Shall we go for the basic tenets of various philosophies, or the best way to clear the water board in Super Mario 3?

Dude, you play soccer. There really isn't more of a low. Is all this anger and vitriol due to you getting your ### beat on the regular? We all know you're only good at pretending to be hurt and giving your other female opponents dirty kicks and elbows but don't have the pair to square off. I know this because I've kicked the #### out of enough soccer players to know not one of you can use your hands.

This is the last time I'm going to address you. Get your reply in and go for your 1995 played out making fun of video games shtick. You know you're a ##### and I know your a #####.

Have a great season, Nancy.

STEADYMOBBIN, wait.

 

[Ned]

ON THE REGULAR

 

[Frostillicus]

I wish I could ban people.

 

[TenTimes]

Can we just lock this thread? It isn't funny, or informative in any way.

I think this thread was pretty informative for the OP

 

[eoMMan]

I think you are lying when you say you DON'T take the internet seriously.

Holy crap. Take a few days off from the FFA, bud.

 

[Bucky86]

What's going on in here?

 

[cstu]

Fishing?

I thought so. Then I realized its a cowboys fan, so why should we expect any more class? Just par for the course.

So stupid. Every team has it's share of obnoxious fans. So far all you can do is toss out insult after insult as if I gave a #### about your opinion.

That's real classy, hypocrite.

True, but you seem particularly proud of being one.

 

[Tom Servo]

What's going on in here?

Like many FFA threads, nothing.

 

[Das Boot]

Does your mother's basement have a dictionary?

Ah, the "your mom's basement" phase of the thread. Now it is time to shut it down. We've hit the rock bottom. Sorry Steady, wish I'd kept my mouth shut and stayed out of it.

It truly is the "snowballs at santa claus" argument for video gamers. You know when someone pulls that out against us, we're not dealing with a master debater and its best to just beat it.

Ah. The old "it's your fault for making fun of me playing video games" defense. Got it. I'll debate you any day, buddy. Shall we go for the basic tenets of various philosophies, or the best way to clear the water board in Super Mario 3?

Dude, you play soccer. There really isn't more of a low. Is all this anger and vitriol due to you getting your ### beat on the regular? We all know you're only good at pretending to be hurt and giving your other female opponents dirty kicks and elbows but don't have the pair to square off. I know this because I've kicked the #### out of enough soccer players to know not one of you can use your hands.This is the last time I'm going to address you. Get your reply in and go for your 1995 played out making fun of video games shtick. You know you're a ##### and I know your a #####.

Have a great season, Nancy.

Yeah, it's gotta be fishing. WAY to much latent self hatred in here to be real. I mean, even a cowboys fan isn't this pathetic. Could you show more insecurity? Seriously. If fishing, then it's over the top. If it's real, well... oof. Just, simply, pathetic.

It's pathetic either way.

 

[TxBuckeye]

What's going on in here?

Like many FFA threads, nothing.

I admit, this made me laugh.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

I don't get the premise of this thread. you called in to win a contest for a team that you hate? and you're a big Cowboys fan but don't have any Cowboy gear? this is all made up, right?

it sounds like an episode of Workaholics.

 

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What's going on in here?

SteadyMobbin wins field-pass for Redskins event

SM brags that he's going to wear Cowboys EVERYTHING to event (despite "not owning" said gear)

SM Catches heat

SM Gets defensive

SM Catches more heat

SM Backpedals and pretends he was trolling/fishing.

SM Gets called out on claim, catches even more heat

SM Has nervous breakdown and snaps.

 

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I don't get the premise of this thread. you called in to win a contest for a team that you hate? and you're a big Cowboys fan but don't have any Cowboy gear? this is all made up, right?

it sounds like an episode of Workaholics.

THIS

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

What's going on in here?

SteadyMobbin wins field-pass for Redskins event

SM brags that he's going to wear Cowboys EVERYTHING to event (despite "not owning" said gear)

SM Catches heat

SM Gets defensive

SM Catches more heat

SM Backpedals and pretends he was trolling/fishing.

SM Gets called out on claim, catches even more heat

SM Has nervous breakdown and snaps.

Okay then. A nerveous breakdown, really? Lol, OK. I think some of you are projecting.

Please carry on.

 

[fantasycurse42]

There goes the neighborhood.

 

[Emerson Biggens]

When will this train wreck happen?

 

[RUSF18]

Moobin, you're not alone. Somewhere out there is someone going through this just like you. The important thing to realize is that help is available. If you have health insurance, check with your provider to see what sort of mental care is covered. If not, your city might offer some form of free or low cost care so you should explore your options. Whatever you do, just please don't do anything drastic.

 

[Zigg]

There goes the neighborhood.

We need Move to Skypager in here.

 

[fantasycurse42]

There goes the neighborhood.

We need Move to Skypager in here.

#### Pac Tel

 

[madshot31]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

 

[Worm]

Moobin is more of an... acquired taste.

Once you get enough of him, you learn to enjoy.

Moobs> hey

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Have you ever seen such a sight in yo' liiiiiife?

 

[bagger]

Well this thread got weird.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

Hey Sizzler, I gave him first dibs but we have a mutual buddy who is a die hard skins fan who's going with me. This thing escalated quickly, huh? Lol

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Moobin is more of an... acquired taste.

Once you get enough of him, you learn to enjoy.

Moobs> hey

It's a lot like anal.

Thanks Big Worm

 

[TenTimes]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

Hey Sizzler, I gave him first dibs but we have a mutual buddy who is a due hard skins fan who's going with me. This thing escalated quickly, huh? Lol

What is Slut's username?

 

[Insein]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

Hey Sizzler, I gave him first dibs but we have a mutual buddy who is a due hard skins fan who's going with me. This thing escalated quickly, huh? Lol

What is Slut's username?

Holes247

 

[Otis]

Big moobin fan. No idea where he's going with this.

 

[grateful zed]

But I don't get the doosh move here at all.

I know it's pretty dooshy but as a lifelong Cowboys fan

 

[phrozen]

Do they Romo jerseys? My guess is they get intercepted between the warehouse and the store.

 

[Slapdash]

I love the "I was trolling" backpedal from saying stupid ####.

 

[Steve Tasker]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

Hey Sizzler, I gave him first dibs but we have a mutual buddy who is a due hard skins fan who's going with me. This thing escalated quickly, huh? Lol

What is Slut's username?

You're going to be extremely disappointed.

 

[got_nugs]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

Hey Sizzler, I gave him first dibs but we have a mutual buddy who is a due hard skins fan who's going with me.This thing escalated quickly, huh? Lol

What is Slut's username?

You're going to be extremely disappointed.

That's a long, em...username, you got there.

 

[madshot31]

GB Moobin do what makes you happy. Why are you not taking Slut to this thing? Actually that would probably be a bad idea on second thought.

Hey Sizzler, I gave him first dibs but we have a mutual buddy who is a due hard skins fan who's going with me.This thing escalated quickly, huh? Lol

What is Slut's username?

Holes247

You just made me spit lemonade all over the place.