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I have a distant cousin who was awarded the Medal Of Honor in the Civil War. He captured a Confederate flag after two other soldiers had been killed trying to do the same thing. :shrug: I guess the standards weren't as strict back in those days.

I also share common ancestors with Calvin Coolidge, John Adams, and a few other presidents.

 
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I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
LOOK AT ME (wait that's the point of this thread)

 
I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
LOOK AT ME (wait that's the point of this thread)
Yeah, but it doesn't mean much. Full disclosure though, when my Aunt first revealed all this work she had been doing (she spent the first two years of her retirement working on this) I was googling stuff like "If my 45th great grandfather was Holy Roman Emperor, does that entitle me to anything?" Alas, it's worthless except for opportunities like this thread to trot it out.

 
I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
LOOK AT ME (wait that's the point of this thread)
Yeah, but it doesn't mean much. Full disclosure though, when my Aunt first revealed all this work she had been doing (she spent the first two years of her retirement working on this) I was googling stuff like "If my 45th great grandfather was Holy Roman Emperor, does that entitle me to anything?" Alas, it's worthless except for opportunities like this thread to trot it out.
Are you kidding me bro? You're royalty

 
I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
LOOK AT ME (wait that's the point of this thread)
Yeah, but it doesn't mean much. Full disclosure though, when my Aunt first revealed all this work she had been doing (she spent the first two years of her retirement working on this) I was googling stuff like "If my 45th great grandfather was Holy Roman Emperor, does that entitle me to anything?" Alas, it's worthless except for opportunities like this thread to trot it out.
Are you kidding me bro? You're royalty
That and 5 bucks will get you a small coffee.

 
I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
LOOK AT ME (wait that's the point of this thread)
Yeah, but it doesn't mean much. Full disclosure though, when my Aunt first revealed all this work she had been doing (she spent the first two years of her retirement working on this) I was googling stuff like "If my 45th great grandfather was Holy Roman Emperor, does that entitle me to anything?" Alas, it's worthless except for opportunities like this thread to trot it out.
Are you kidding me bro? You're royalty
That and 5 bucks will get you a small coffee.
Precisely.

 
I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
LOOK AT ME (wait that's the point of this thread)
Yeah, but it doesn't mean much. Full disclosure though, when my Aunt first revealed all this work she had been doing (she spent the first two years of her retirement working on this) I was googling stuff like "If my 45th great grandfather was Holy Roman Emperor, does that entitle me to anything?" Alas, it's worthless except for opportunities like this thread to trot it out.
Hey we are related. Well by marriage. You are some number of distant cousin to my wife.

 
William Wallace.

Wallace didn't have any direct descendants, but I'm a direct descendant of Wallace's cousin who fought with him in several battles including the Battle of Falkirk. My middle name is the Scottish clan in question and there is a published Clan history book that traces Wallace all the way to my great grandfather.

 
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Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh

A lot of those Ancestry.com links are very suspect once you go back before the 1700s.
One of the reasons I kind of believed the Ancestry my aunt had done is because it didn't find anyone special. Some moderately successful merchants, some farmers, and a few soldiers. No royalty, no historical figures just regular folks.

 
My uncle is a moderate right wing politician in holland.

A moderate right wing politician in holland basically puts him even with Bernie Sanders

 
Never dug into the details but somewhere in my early childhood I heard someone say that I was descended from a French Prince who was beheaded.

That and soccer hooligans.

 
Never dug into the details but somewhere in my early childhood I heard someone say that I was descended from a French Prince who was beheaded.

That and soccer hooligans.
French Prince of Bel-Air?Eta - opm beat me to it :kicksrock:

 
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I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:

http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.png

http://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.png

http://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.png

http://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
Which artist?

My family ancestry is terrible. I'm the most famous person of the last several generations and I'm only mildly important in a city that isn't all that big.

 
I actually have a ridiculous bloodline under Ancestry.com. If you have one European King in your bloodline, you end up with links back to almost every important person back to the Roman Empire.

A few notables:http://i.imgur.com/2G1oXMR.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/VUqOmya.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6Ti2kjh.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/hvAZkCF.png

But seeing how that doesn't amount to a whole lot of value, my cousin is a fairly successful Country artist in Austin, TX.
Which artist?

My family ancestry is terrible. I'm the most famous person of the last several generations and I'm only mildly important in a city that isn't all that big.
Don't sell yourself short. You're very mildly important in your city.

 
Since my joke failed, here's my real answer: Steve "Woz" Wozniak.

ETA: The relationship is incredibly distant. My great grandfather had 18 kids or brothers and sisters or some such. My dad did connect with Steve and confirm though after exchanging a couple of e-mails.

 
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