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Mrs. Tufnel's water just broke! (1 Viewer)

oh, and glll.

remember, as your baby will soon tell you "SLEEP IS FOR WUSSIES!!!" (it may sound like screaming.)

 
Godfather of Soul said:
Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel
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Yo T,Kill the "sweet kisses" bull####. I haven't seen you and your "We'll still hang out" ### since your wedding. Why the hell are you writing me now? I've got a few suggestions for where you can stick that appendage of yours. As my memories of you fade, I replace them with hazy, alcohol-fueled semi-memories of nights spent with Homer J and nearly-divorced women. Don't write me anymore you loser.

FU

N

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Godfather of Soul said:
Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel
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Yo T,Kill the "sweet kisses" bull####. I haven't seen you and your "We'll still hang out" ### since your wedding. Why the hell are you writing me now? I've got a few suggestions for where you can stick that appendage of yours. As my memories of you fade, I replace them with hazy, alcohol-fueled semi-memories of nights spent with Homer J and nearly-divorced women. Don't write me anymore you loser.

FU

N
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:thumbup: I love you, Fun. Let's stay together forever! :rolleyes:

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Godfather of Soul said:
Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel
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Yo T,Kill the "sweet kisses" bull####. I haven't seen you and your "We'll still hang out" ### since your wedding. Why the hell are you writing me now? I've got a few suggestions for where you can stick that appendage of yours. As my memories of you fade, I replace them with hazy, alcohol-fueled semi-memories of nights spent with Homer J and nearly-divorced women. Don't write me anymore you loser.

FU

N
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:goodposting: I love you, Fun. Let's stay together forever! :wub:
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Flight booked today. Fun better still be around when I get there.
 
Bob Sacamano said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Godfather of Soul said:
Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel
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Yo T,Kill the "sweet kisses" bull####. I haven't seen you and your "We'll still hang out" ### since your wedding. Why the hell are you writing me now? I've got a few suggestions for where you can stick that appendage of yours. As my memories of you fade, I replace them with hazy, alcohol-fueled semi-memories of nights spent with Homer J and nearly-divorced women. Don't write me anymore you loser.

FU

N
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:goodposting: I love you, Fun. Let's stay together forever! :wub:
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Flight booked today. Fun better still be around when I get there.
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Fun and Homer are like peas and carrots. :wub:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Godfather of Soul said:
Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel
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Yo T,Kill the "sweet kisses" bull####. I haven't seen you and your "We'll still hang out" ### since your wedding. Why the hell are you writing me now? I've got a few suggestions for where you can stick that appendage of yours. As my memories of you fade, I replace them with hazy, alcohol-fueled semi-memories of nights spent with Homer J and nearly-divorced women. Don't write me anymore you loser.

FU

N
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:thumbup: I love you, Fun. Let's stay together forever! :bye:
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Flight booked today. Fun better still be around when I get there.
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Fun and Homer are like peas and carrots. :cry:
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Is it pea?
 
Bob Sacamano said:
Godfather of Soul said:
Dearest Fun,

So what can I say, I have been thinking about you a lot lately. I am driving to the hospital, and I just know that we are growing apart. It's really not you. It's me, it's the choices I have made. The places I have put certain appendages. I know you cautioned me. You have always been the smart one.

But I went ahead anyways...I did it, and now the manifestation of my decision is drawing nigh. So I wanted to bid my last "adieu," and when I am ankle deep in baby [POOPOO!!!!111], vomit, and "THE GIRLFRIEND'S GUIDE TO NOT SELLING YOUR BABY TO GYPSIES©" I will think fondly of you, and all the time we spent together. For I feel that once I am free to discover your wonders once again, I will be a much older man than I seem now, and you will not be as attainable to me.

I will miss you. Sweet kisses.

-Nigel
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Yo T,Kill the "sweet kisses" bull####. I haven't seen you and your "We'll still hang out" ### since your wedding. Why the hell are you writing me now? I've got a few suggestions for where you can stick that appendage of yours. As my memories of you fade, I replace them with hazy, alcohol-fueled semi-memories of nights spent with Homer J and nearly-divorced women. Don't write me anymore you loser.

FU

N
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:rolleyes:
 
Welcome to the world little Ghengis Tufnel. I trust mother and baby are doing well, and that Nigel has been kept away from the pharmacuetical locker while in the hospital.

 
Foosball God said:
Bob Sacamano said:
Foosball God said:
Has the breast feeding begun yet? How about for the baby?
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I don't get the allure of this. Seriously. Don't get me wrong. When you look at them and they're going :thumbup: back at you, that doesn't suck. But am I the only one who doesn't like the idea of boobs spitting at him?
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You're missing out my friend. Nectar of the Gods.
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You mean there was bourbon coming out of those things and my wife didn't tell me? :goodposting:
 
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