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Mrs. Tufnel's water just broke! (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Nigel Tufnel
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Congrats!
mr. furley
Footballguy
that's a fine masculine name. gonna be a tough childhood but when he's got grandkids it'll be more stately.****.Tufnelito. Be nice.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Zero stars. One star, only because zero isn't an option.that's a fine masculine name. gonna be a tough childhood but when he's got grandkids it'll be more stately.****.Tufnelito. Be nice.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
Zero stars. One star, only because zero isn't an option.that's a fine masculine name. gonna be a tough childhood but when he's got grandkids it'll be more stately.****.Tufnelito. Be nice.
congrats, gb. he's a handsome little bugger. i'm sure he'll grow to be a fine citizen.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Five stars.Zero stars. One star, only because zero isn't an option.that's a fine masculine name. gonna be a tough childhood but when he's got grandkids it'll be more stately.****.Tufnelito. Be nice.congrats, gb. he's a handsome little bugger. i'm sure he'll grow to be a fine citizen.
mr. furley
Footballguy
yours go to 11 14Five stars.Zero stars. One star, only because zero isn't an option.that's a fine masculine name. gonna be a tough childhood but when he's got grandkids it'll be more stately.****.Tufnelito. Be nice.
congrats, gb. he's a handsome little bugger. i'm sure he'll grow to be a fine citizen.
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I was missing this: !
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
How's the doo doo?Tufnelito. Be nice.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I expected him to be a little more..........animatedTufnelito. Be nice.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Um ... interesting.How's the doo doo?Tufnelito. Be nice.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Is it me or do all babies look like a cross between Winston Churchill and George Costanza?Anyway, congratulations, GB.Tufnelito. Be nice.
You didn't name him something totally #### like Spencer or something, did you?
proninja
Footballguy
Is it me or do all babies look like a cross between Winston Churchill and George Costanza?Anyway, congratulations, GB.Tufnelito. Be nice.
I feel for the poor kids who grow up with names like Spencer, PJ, or something of that ilk. Hell, it'd be enough to drive me to the bottle.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Frick!Is it me or do all babies look like a cross between Winston Churchill and George Costanza?Anyway, congratulations, GB.Tufnelito. Be nice.
Foosball God
Foos
Cute kid, must take after his mother. 
mr. furley
Footballguy
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Dude, that kid is caucasian! I think you got taken, bro. Might want to talk to the wifey about this one.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
First you need an animated ######.Congrats Tufnel. :cigar:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"I tried to have sex with her, but every time she talked her labia would start waving all over the place."Congrats Nigel! :sleepingpill:Kilgore Trout said:
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Does the wife really need every single one of those Darvocets? Would she notice if just one was missing?
Nigel
Footballguy
No, but I'd only give the little fella a half at a time - that should keep him quiet for 6 hours or so.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
That's what refills are for.
Dusty Rhodes
Footballguy
Congrats Nigel!
Jaysus
Good times!
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Nicely done.
Is the boy well credentialed?
Is the boy well credentialed?
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Guest
Congrats!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Well, about half as well as he was when he came out, if you know what I mean.
simsarge
Footballguy
Kinda late on this.UPDATE!Baby Boy Tufnel. Born around 9:45pm last night. 6 lbs. 10 ozs.
Keerock
Footballguy
So you're saying they took a little extra off the top?Hope you left a tip...
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
So he's got a few inches on dad already?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Congratulations--this is awesome.Tufnelito. Be nice.
Nigel
Footballguy
Is there anything more sorry looking than a freshly cut weiner?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Thing looks painful. He's been tough.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Is there anything more sorry looking than a freshly cut weiner?
It's something to behold.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Good luck, GB.
Nigel
Footballguy
Vaseline is its friend, apply liberally.eta: btw, holding it is an awful idea.Is there anything more sorry looking than a freshly cut weiner?
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Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
If only MITYH's wife had read this a few weeks ago.Vaseline is its friend, apply liberally.eta: btw, holding it is an awful idea.Is there anything more sorry looking than a freshly cut weiner?
Congrats, NT... what did you name him? Not really Tufnelito? 
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Thanks. Okay, I'll come out with it. His name is Noah.If only MITYH's wife had read this a few weeks ago.Vaseline is its friend, apply liberally.eta: btw, holding it is an awful idea.Is there anything more sorry looking than a freshly cut weiner?
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amnesiac
beer is good
cute little bugger. 
:unsolicitedadvicesection:
ok, now i know i hated it when people gave me unsolicited advice, but i'll give you some anyway: if you ever want to sleep like a normal person again, give him his own room as soon as possible.
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glll, the next month or so is gonna be rough!
:unsolicitedadvicesection:
ok, now i know i hated it when people gave me unsolicited advice, but i'll give you some anyway: if you ever want to sleep like a normal person again, give him his own room as soon as possible.
:endofunsolicitedadvicesection:
glll, the next month or so is gonna be rough!
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Yeah, and looks a lot like Otis.The Z Machine said:
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