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Musburger macks on McCarron's GF (1 Viewer)

Just did a skit on Conan about it, pretty funny. Plus Kaley Cuoco from big bang is the guest, Hugh likey. Think Conan gets replayed at 1 if anybody wants to watch.

 
"Folks, I just did a number to that press box bathroom during that last commercial break. Tell em Herbie, it's like a scene out of CSI minus the dead hooker in there."

 
Jenn Sterger should send this girl and Brent a thank you card. Her 15 minutes gets renewed on CNN in a few minutes.

 
Musburger at the Puppy Bowl:"Would you just look at that fine French Poodle up in the stands? That's the starting half pup's b**** right there and she's a real beaut. That fur is unbelievably soft. I would stroke that fur for days. I would be rubbing that belly like nobody's business. And those long floppy ears. Woof! I think I'd need the industrial sized jar of peanut butter for her Herbie."

 
'AAABatteries said:
"Folks, I just did a number to that press box bathroom during that last commercial break. Tell em Herbie, it's like a scene out of CSI minus the dead hooker in there."
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'GroveDiesel said:
Musburger at the Puppy Bowl:"Would you just look at that fine French Poodle up in the stands? That's the starting half pup's b**** right there and she's a real beaut. That fur is unbelievably soft. I would stroke that fur for days. I would be rubbing that belly like nobody's business. And those long floppy ears. Woof! I think I'd need the industrial sized jar of peanut butter for her Herbie."
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Sorry, guys, but Pickles set the bar pretty high in this thread.
 
'GroveDiesel said:
Musburger at the Puppy Bowl:"Would you just look at that fine French Poodle up in the stands? That's the starting half pup's b**** right there and she's a real beaut. That fur is unbelievably soft. I would stroke that fur for days. I would be rubbing that belly like nobody's business. And those long floppy ears. Woof! I think I'd need the industrial sized jar of peanut butter for her Herbie."
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Brent would be more interested in the #####cats during the half-time show.
 
'Stinkin Ref said:
'Da Guru said:
If the young lady was a fat pig would ESPN cameras have zeroed in on her?
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probably so.... because that would have been even more of a story....
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"Well, would you look at that. That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is Bertha McCletus. She goes to the local community college in Tuscaloosa...she's a Cosmotology major...and she suffers from a thyroid gland problem. She's not what I'd call an 'ideal' Alabama quarterback's girlfriend, but my hats off to AJ for looking beyond...hey, look at that woman next to her! My goodness, she is BEAUTIFUL! I believe that's Bertha's sister...I wonder which teammate of AJ is taking that gal home to momma tonight."
 
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LSUfreek weighs in:http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/1/9/3854870/the-curious-index-1-9-2013

 
ESPN College gameday 30 minutes ago was still acting like this was the greatest bit of all time. So much for that ESPN apology.

 
And again she comes out saying no one should have apologized that she was in no way offended. I am starting to like her a bit.

 
Tyler:

The BCS Championship game on Monday was the coming out party for Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron and his new girlfriend, Miss Alabama Katherine Webb, both in the sense that it was their first major public appearance together, and because she looks like a man. HOW BRAVE OF THEM! Because with her hard masculine features and bolted on B cups, Katherine isn’t fooling anyone except vision impaired ESPN announcer Brett Musburger, who carried on and on and on about her during the game.

And though ESPN has now issued an apology, Webb was on the Today show this morning to say it wasn’t necessary.

“I think the media has been really unfair to [Musburger]. I think if he had said something along the line if we were hot or sexy, I think that would be a little bit different,” Webb told Matt Lauer.

“The fact that he said we were beautiful and gorgeous, I don’t think any woman wouldn’t be flattered by that. I appreciate it, but at the same time I don’t think I needed an apology.”

Quite the little lady, she is. She even managed to go the whole 5 minutes without spitting, scratching her crotch, or saying “there sure are a lot of n#####s in New York”, all of which are new records for a female Crimson Tide fan.
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http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/01/espn-apologized-to-katherine-webb/
 
In all honesty, good looking chick but nowhere near the goddess people are making her out to be. Way too much makeup and a touch of horseteef. Bet there were 1,000 hotter chicks than her at that game.

 
'dickey moe said:
In all honesty, good looking chick but nowhere near the goddess people are making her out to be. Way too much makeup and a touch of horseteef. Bet there were 1,000 hotter chicks than her at that game.
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There aren't 1,000 hotter than her at an Ole Miss game. If that can be said, you can bet it's true anywhere else.
 
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