My ‘Teen Mom’ daughter would never make a sex tape (1 Viewer)

[Sinn Fein]

Teen mom with a song called "Blowing'" ranks right up there with Sandusky's book titled "Touched"

 

[Zow]

Saw her on some Hollywood dating/matchmaking show my wife was watching. She was acting all indignant b/c guys kept vaguely bringing up porn. Was trying to tell whether he indignance was genuine and she's just that stupid.

 

[GOB]

She seems like a well adjusted young lady. Her parents are proud, I'm sure.

 

[NCCommish]

Saw her on some Hollywood dating/matchmaking show my wife was watching. She was acting all indignant b/c guys kept vaguely bringing up porn. Was trying to tell whether he indignance was genuine and she's just that stupid.

She is an idiot. Her two claims to fame are having a baby out of wedlock and getting railed for money. What else does she expect? And now Vivid is going to sue her if she doesn't stop telling people they drugged her and all that.

 

[culdeus]

Saw her on some Hollywood dating/matchmaking show my wife was watching. She was acting all indignant b/c guys kept vaguely bringing up porn. Was trying to tell whether he indignance was genuine and she's just that stupid.

She is an idiot. Her two claims to fame are having a baby out of wedlock and getting railed for money. What else does she expect? And now Vivid is going to sue her if she doesn't stop telling people they drugged her and all that.

Is astroglide a drug?

 

[NCCommish]

Saw her on some Hollywood dating/matchmaking show my wife was watching. She was acting all indignant b/c guys kept vaguely bringing up porn. Was trying to tell whether he indignance was genuine and she's just that stupid.

She is an idiot. Her two claims to fame are having a baby out of wedlock and getting railed for money. What else does she expect? And now Vivid is going to sue her if she doesn't stop telling people they drugged her and all that.

Is astroglide a drug?

I'll have to check the PDR.

 

[T Bell]

Saw her on some Hollywood dating/matchmaking show my wife was watching. She was acting all indignant b/c guys kept vaguely bringing up porn. Was trying to tell whether he indignance was genuine and she's just that stupid.

She is an idiot. Her two claims to fame are having a baby out of wedlock and getting railed for money. What else does she expect? And now Vivid is going to sue her if she doesn't stop telling people they drugged her and all that.

Is astroglide a drug?

I'll have to check the PDR.

I tried but it keeps slipping out of my hands.

 

[Clifford]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0

She should stick to porn

awful

What coked up idiot finances crap like this?

 

[Keerock]

This is my first trip into this thread, and I haven't read it all. Has anyone answered the question: "Why the long face?"

 

[Rayderr]

This is my first trip into this thread, and I haven't read it all. Has anyone answered the question: "Why the long face?"

Nay.

 

[Keerock]

This is my first trip into this thread, and I haven't read it all. Has anyone answered the question: "Why the long face?"

Nay.

 

[McGarnicle]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0

She should stick to porn

awful

What coked up idiot finances crap like this?

Not sure, but I'll bet his junk has her fecal matter on it.

 

[T Bell]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h53AzPEdku0

She should stick to porn

awful

What coked up idiot finances crap like this?

Not sure, but I'll bet his junk has her fecal matter on it.

I'm also willing to bet he turned a profit.

 

[Clifford]

Uh, you don't have to spend thousands on a music video for that. I think some coke and/or $50 would take care of that.

 

[McGarnicle]

Lip injection catastrophe

 

[Foosball God]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

 

[James Daulton]

I still fire up her "surprise" sex scene from time to time. Something about her I find yummy.

 

[tom22406]

Lip injection catastrophe

Oh my

 

[Joe Summer]

Her next sex tape needs to be with a guy who looks like Zap Branigan.

 

[Godsbrother]

This was the model used by the surgeon:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/203/4/6/ladyfish__spawning_a_romance_by_becdecorbin-d54ho0d.jpg

 

[Annyong]

This was the model used by the surgeon:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/203/4/6/ladyfish__spawning_a_romance_by_becdecorbin-d54ho0d.jpg

More like this

 

[shadyridr]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

phenomenal?

 

[mquinnjr]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

phenomenal?

Single bagger, or blindfold for you.

 

[Kraft...]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

phenomenal?

Assuming you could get it up

 

[shadyridr]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

phenomenal?

Assuming you could get it up

well yeah the lights would have to be off but that thing would suck like a Hoover

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

phenomenal?

Assuming you could get it up

well yeah the lights would have to be off but that thing would suck like a Hoover

It's not the attachment I'd worry about, it'd be the release.

 

[Henry Ford]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

Probably roughly the same as having Jar Jar Binks go down on you.

 

[Zow]

I still fire up her "surprise" sex scene from time to time. Something about her I find yummy.

I still haven't seen it. Kinda disappointed in myself for that.

 

[shadyridr]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

Probably roughly the same as having Jar Jar Binks go down on you.

meesa horny

 

[shadyridr]

I still fire up her "surprise" sex scene from time to time. Something about her I find yummy.

I still haven't seen it. Kinda disappointed in myself for that.

its pretty incredible for an amateur

 

[MikeIke]

Lip injection catastrophe

I wonder what it would be like to get oral from her like that?

Probably roughly the same as having Jar Jar Binks go down on you.

Go on... *unzips pants*

 

[McGarnicle]

Yeah. That scene is pretty timeless. Jeez oh man.

 

[eoMMan]

I'd like to give her the hot beef injection.

 

[Zow]

I still fire up her "surprise" sex scene from time to time. Something about her I find yummy.

I still haven't seen it. Kinda disappointed in myself for that.

its pretty incredible for an amateur

That's what I hear.

 

[flapgreen]

Damn