My best friend approached me with an indecent proposal (1 Viewer)

[Txns8]

I'm so disappointed in the FFA. 5 pages and no pics of either future ex-wife.

 

[Daywalker]

Perhaps this has been answered but is he into your wife?

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Isn't this being driven by the horny Portague wife? Your buddy is just trying to please his broken English, chorizo loving wife. Like most portaguse, I'm sure the wife is a world class fisherman so he probably figures best for him to stock the pond with a buddy he trusts.

You all should head to Cheaters tonight, my wife's Uncle owns the joint and I'm sure I could get you a deal on a few lap dances from some dirty skanks.

that comment didn't get enough love

 

[Mr. Pickles]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

Yup... should I shave/manscape downstairs just in case?

Always be prepared.

Hell, I manscaped this morning in anticipation of Carver pulling this off.

 

[gianmarco]

Who's picking up Carver's Best Friend's Hot Portugese Wife alias? Lots of fun to be had, I'm sure.

 

[Carver]

Gonna update this thing throughout the night if/when I can.

ETA- Im looking fine as hell right now, and I havent even showered and gotten dressed yet. She is bound to try and get some of this. I'll make her take a pic with a penny near her thong.

What color you guys wanna see?

 

[Tusken Raider]

Gonna update this thing throughout the night if/when I can.ETA- Im looking fine as hell right now, and I havent even showered and gotten dressed yet. She is bound to try and get some of this. I'll make her take a pic with a penny near her thong. What color you guys wanna see?

What other colors do pennys come in? I wanna know all of my options first.

 

[johnnycakes]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

 

[Carver]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

That wasnt very nice. Bet I could kick your ###.

 

[mr roboto]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

That wasnt very nice. Bet I could kick your ###.

He could pay someone to kick yours.

 

[Ned]

Nobody's mentioned this yet, but how about getting the wife in on it.

 

[Carver]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

That wasnt very nice. Bet I could kick your ###.

He could pay someone to kick yours.

bring it. Listen nerds.. Im gonna hook you all up tonight by letting you live through me and my possible life destroying mistakes.. show a little respect. eh?? EH??

 

[Carver]

Nobody's mentioned this yet, but how about getting the wife in on it.

She did just have her hair did up.. and is looking pretty farkin hawwt.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

That wasnt very nice. Bet I could kick your ###.

He could pay someone to kick yours.

bring it. Listen nerds.. Im gonna hook you all up tonight by letting you live through me and my possible life destroying mistakes.. show a little respect. eh?? EH??

W:e: ar:e: waiting.

 

[Carver]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

That wasnt very nice. Bet I could kick your ###.

He could pay someone to kick yours.

bring it. Listen nerds.. Im gonna hook you all up tonight by letting you live through me and my possible life destroying mistakes.. show a little respect. eh?? EH??

W:e: ar:e: waiting.

I got ya meng.. no worries.

 

[MaxThreshold]

WTF? No updates OR pictures yet?

 

[AcerFC]

Gonna update this thing throughout the night if/when I can.ETA- Im looking fine as hell right now, and I havent even showered and gotten dressed yet. She is bound to try and get some of this. I'll make her take a pic with a penny near her thong. What color you guys wanna see?

What other colors do pennys come in? I wanna know all of my options first.

Lolz. This is the first thing I thought. How bout I want Carver on one che:e:k

 

[Judge Smails]

Love the visual of the chorizo lovin hottie but it seems like every marriage amongst my friends has gone to ####. One guy ####### around with 2 babies, separated now and divorced soon. Also known 2 swinger situations and all were separated within a year. Finally, no matter what you think, friend is at least hoping you'd reciprocate with your wife.

 

[Worm]

Tell your wife, the hot chick, her hubby, and Abraham to meet you in the guest bedroom about 11. Get them all lit up with all sorts of legal and illegal substances. Turn down the lights, get 'em all on the bed, nice and relaxed. Then, tell them its time... for a good old game of 5-man werewolf.

 

[Abraham]

Believe it or not,...

1. I cant find the exit. Is it near Georgetoen?

2. I don't know how to play werewolf.

 

[moderated]

This proposal has happened to every black guy I know, I don't get it.

 

[(HULK)]

Carver, thank you for the entertaining thread. Posters making jokes, thank you too. Posters moralizing, meh.

 

[ren hoek]

It'd be nice if one of our resident playas could come through with a pic one time. I'd settle for a grainy basement cam screenshot.

 

[Tick]

It'd be nice if one of our resident playas could come through with a pic one time. I'd settle for a grainy basement cam screenshot.

No. 16

 

[The Dude]

11:00 on the east coast. Thinking it was his buddy texting him

 

[shadyridr]

Gonna update this thing throughout the night if/when I can.ETA- Im looking fine as hell right now, and I havent even showered and gotten dressed yet. She is bound to try and get some of this. I'll make her take a pic with a penny near her thong. What color you guys wanna see?

You better haveyour hands full right now and hopefully not with ####

 

[Clorox]

Ok, I have seen this :e: thing show up in several threads chat in the blue hell is :e:???

 

[AcerFC]

Ok, I have seen this :e: thing show up in several threads chat in the blue hell is :e:???

PM shuke

 

[Clorox]

Ok, I have seen this :e: thing show up in several threads chat in the blue hell is :e:???

PM shuke

Now back to our regularly scheduled Carver program!

 

[Abraham]

This proposal has happened to every black guy I know, I don't get it.

Never happened to me.

 

[Sweet Feet]

This proposal has happened to every black guy I know, I don't get it.

Ive had this happen 2x and Im white so check the column

 

[pittstownkiller]

Gonna update this thing throughout the night if/when I can.ETA- Im looking fine as hell right now, and I havent even showered and gotten dressed yet. She is bound to try and get some of this. I'll make her take a pic with a penny near her thong. What color you guys wanna see?

Cocaine, Viagra, rope, chair, nipple clamps, melted wax, tear streaked mascara, and a cigar burn on thigh, or it is all fake.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

5-7 odds on him catching the Portuguese herp.

 

[Slapdash]

Well, lookie here.

 

[flapgreen]

COME ON!!!

 

[flapgreen]

Quite the pickle.No way the wife doesn't find out. Gotta tell her.But somehow, that's going to lead to the 'buddy banging your wife' discussion. Half-swinging is just awkward. Plus, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

Would never happen. He knows that. Lots of people wanna bang my wife.. she's ####### hot. lol But I dont get down like that, and neither does she.

You really think his plan is to let you #### your wife for the fun of it? He's laying the groundwork to laying the pipe with your wife.

He's not smart enough. lol

Doesn't sound like we're going to find you at the next Mensa meeting, either.

That wasnt very nice. Bet I could kick your ###.

He could pay someone to kick yours.

bring it. Listen nerds.. Im gonna hook you all up tonight by letting you live through me and my possible life destroying mistakes.. show a little respect. eh?? EH??

W:e: ar:e: waiting.

Headed over and hadn't been there in a while. My account has been suspended until January 1, 1970. WTF! I must've pissed off the wrong mofo.

 

[Furious Styles]

Well, lookie here.

Interesting

 

[fatness]

Well, lookie here.

Interesting

Are you looking to do some wife-swapping?

maybe with the BFF's. We've fooled around in the past.

 

[Carver]

It's over. Nothing happened.

 

[pittstownkiller]

It's over. Nothing happened.

 

[Furious Styles]

It's over. Nothing happened.

Top notch update

 

[The Dude]

I'm telling you - his buddy was sending the texts and the girl never wanted any of it

 

[Ned]

5-7 odds on him catching the Portuguese herp.

Whoa

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mods> please delete.

 

[pittstownkiller]

When you wake up from coke crash, I'm sure you'll feel better about everything.

 

[Carver]

When you wake up from coke crash, I'm sure you'll feel better about everything.

Not coke. Molly, and yes I'm still rolling ####### balls. One brew left. Then lights out. Maybe...

 

[Tony Jabroni]

When you wake up from coke crash, I'm sure you'll feel better about everything.

Not coke. Molly, and yes I'm still rolling ####### balls. One brew left. Then lights out. Maybe...

Acid? Shrooms? X?

 

[36th Chamber]

It's over. Nothing happened.

Top notch update

 

[pittstownkiller]

When you wake up from coke crash, I'm sure you'll feel better about everything.

Not coke. Molly, and yes I'm still rolling ####### balls. One brew left. Then lights out. Maybe...

Acid? Shrooms? X?

eX

 

[pittstownkiller]

When you wake up from coke crash, I'm sure you'll feel better about everything.

Not coke. Molly, and yes I'm still rolling ####### balls. One brew left. Then lights out. Maybe...

Acid? Shrooms? X?

I take it ####### balls doesn't mean blue balls.