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my lifes in the crapper (1 Viewer)

bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
JetsWillWin said:
PM Abraham.
why?and thanks guys for the suggestions and help

youve alla ctually cheered me up a lot today
What brought you to FBG's?
ive lurked for a few weeks on a few football forums........ive joined this one and the giants message board just to have something to do sometimesi should have got into message boards a long time ago

i use the same name on the giants board too if anyone else is on there
Well, you at least have had access to a computer and the internet for a few weeks...grandma must take regular vacations.
no my aunt is away.my grandmother is here......i also have my friends tax office i could use during tax season, one of my married friends has no problem lending me his wireless laptop or even letting me use his desktop most of the timeand there is also the library
If only you put in all the time that you spend on the internet, looking for jobs.Seriously man, Im not saying youre lying but I think youre exaggerating your situation a bit.
no im actually ommiting a lot........do i have to say every little tid bit?
Like what? Are you into drugs?
no i mean like i also have tourrette syndrome for example
 
bluemagic said:
in the past 2 months ive thought a lot about just cashing in my place in society and going to live out in the woods like thoreau

like just scraping together some supplies and elarning how to live like survivorman

anyone know a good wooded area in america with good fishing and game where i could live off the land?
find someone who is willing to film this experience (reality TV show or documentary), and provide you with whatever you need to relocate, and you might have something. if this was a TV show, I think I would watch it. some dude from the Bronx who decides to uproot and move out to the middle of nowhere and live off the land, despite not really knowing how to do it? that's gold.
Except the part where he would die in the 2nd episode.
so I guess it would have to be a documentary, then.
 
jamyp said:
You should start contacting temporary services. Here are some that came up at yahoo yellow pages in Bronx, NY. You can usually start immediately with these places. They will place you in some sort of warehouse employment most likely. Abk Staffing(718) 822-5876 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge Rd # 1Bronx, NY Map Active Staffing Svc(718) 933-0800 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2964 Jerome Ave # ABronx, NY Map Goodwill Industries Job Club(718) 220-1002 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2530 Grand Concourse # 1Bronx, NY Map Kling Employment Agency(718) 931-4477 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge RdBronx, NY Map Personal Employment Svc(718) 652-1225 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3831 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map United Temps Of America Inc(718) 798-9400 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3550 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map
You have a phone right? have you called any of these numbers yet?
no i dont have a phone
so when you go apply for a job how do you tell the perspecitive employer to contact you?
 
jamyp said:
You should start contacting temporary services. Here are some that came up at yahoo yellow pages in Bronx, NY. You can usually start immediately with these places. They will place you in some sort of warehouse employment most likely. Abk Staffing(718) 822-5876 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge Rd # 1Bronx, NY Map Active Staffing Svc(718) 933-0800 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2964 Jerome Ave # ABronx, NY Map Goodwill Industries Job Club(718) 220-1002 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2530 Grand Concourse # 1Bronx, NY Map Kling Employment Agency(718) 931-4477 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge RdBronx, NY Map Personal Employment Svc(718) 652-1225 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3831 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map United Temps Of America Inc(718) 798-9400 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3550 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map
You have a phone right? have you called any of these numbers yet?
no i dont have a phone
use gramma's
 
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
JetsWillWin said:
PM Abraham.
why?and thanks guys for the suggestions and help

youve alla ctually cheered me up a lot today
What brought you to FBG's?
ive lurked for a few weeks on a few football forums........ive joined this one and the giants message board just to have something to do sometimesi should have got into message boards a long time ago

i use the same name on the giants board too if anyone else is on there
Well, you at least have had access to a computer and the internet for a few weeks...grandma must take regular vacations.
no my aunt is away.my grandmother is here......i also have my friends tax office i could use during tax season, one of my married friends has no problem lending me his wireless laptop or even letting me use his desktop most of the timeand there is also the library
If only you put in all the time that you spend on the internet, looking for jobs.Seriously man, Im not saying youre lying but I think youre exaggerating your situation a bit.
no im actually ommiting a lot........do i have to say every little tid bit?
Like what? Are you into drugs?
no i mean like i also have tourrette syndrome for example
You just broke the line trying to set the hook too hard.
 
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
JetsWillWin said:
PM Abraham.
why?and thanks guys for the suggestions and help

youve alla ctually cheered me up a lot today
What brought you to FBG's?
ive lurked for a few weeks on a few football forums........ive joined this one and the giants message board just to have something to do sometimesi should have got into message boards a long time ago

i use the same name on the giants board too if anyone else is on there
Well, you at least have had access to a computer and the internet for a few weeks...grandma must take regular vacations.
no my aunt is away.my grandmother is here......i also have my friends tax office i could use during tax season, one of my married friends has no problem lending me his wireless laptop or even letting me use his desktop most of the timeand there is also the library
If only you put in all the time that you spend on the internet, looking for jobs.Seriously man, Im not saying youre lying but I think youre exaggerating your situation a bit.
no im actually ommiting a lot........do i have to say every little tid bit?
Like what? Are you into drugs?
no i mean like i also have tourrette syndrome for example
game. set. match.
 
jamyp said:
You should start contacting temporary services. Here are some that came up at yahoo yellow pages in Bronx, NY. You can usually start immediately with these places. They will place you in some sort of warehouse employment most likely. Abk Staffing(718) 822-5876 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge Rd # 1Bronx, NY Map Active Staffing Svc(718) 933-0800 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2964 Jerome Ave # ABronx, NY Map Goodwill Industries Job Club(718) 220-1002 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2530 Grand Concourse # 1Bronx, NY Map Kling Employment Agency(718) 931-4477 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge RdBronx, NY Map Personal Employment Svc(718) 652-1225 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3831 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map United Temps Of America Inc(718) 798-9400 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3550 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map
You have a phone right? have you called any of these numbers yet?
no i dont have a phone
so when you go apply for a job how do you tell the perspecitive employer to contact you?
i give them my sisters cell number...........she walks past my place to and from work and if anyone ever calls she can let me know
 
jamyp said:
You should start contacting temporary services. Here are some that came up at yahoo yellow pages in Bronx, NY. You can usually start immediately with these places. They will place you in some sort of warehouse employment most likely. Abk Staffing(718) 822-5876 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge Rd # 1Bronx, NY Map Active Staffing Svc(718) 933-0800 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2964 Jerome Ave # ABronx, NY Map Goodwill Industries Job Club(718) 220-1002 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2530 Grand Concourse # 1Bronx, NY Map Kling Employment Agency(718) 931-4477 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge RdBronx, NY Map Personal Employment Svc(718) 652-1225 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3831 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map United Temps Of America Inc(718) 798-9400 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3550 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map
You have a phone right? have you called any of these numbers yet?
no i dont have a phone
so when you go apply for a job how do you tell the perspecitive employer to contact you?
i give them my sisters cell number...........she walks past my place to and from work and if anyone ever calls she can let me know
Is there anyone in your extended family who does not live within walking distance?
 
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
adonis said:
bluemagic said:
JetsWillWin said:
PM Abraham.
why?and thanks guys for the suggestions and help

youve alla ctually cheered me up a lot today
What brought you to FBG's?
ive lurked for a few weeks on a few football forums........ive joined this one and the giants message board just to have something to do sometimesi should have got into message boards a long time ago

i use the same name on the giants board too if anyone else is on there
Well, you at least have had access to a computer and the internet for a few weeks...grandma must take regular vacations.
no my aunt is away.my grandmother is here......i also have my friends tax office i could use during tax season, one of my married friends has no problem lending me his wireless laptop or even letting me use his desktop most of the timeand there is also the library
If only you put in all the time that you spend on the internet, looking for jobs.Seriously man, Im not saying youre lying but I think youre exaggerating your situation a bit.
no im actually ommiting a lot........do i have to say every little tid bit?
Like what? Are you into drugs?
no i mean like i also have tourrette syndrome for example
:pickle:
 
jamyp said:
You should start contacting temporary services. Here are some that came up at yahoo yellow pages in Bronx, NY. You can usually start immediately with these places. They will place you in some sort of warehouse employment most likely. Abk Staffing(718) 822-5876 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge Rd # 1Bronx, NY Map Active Staffing Svc(718) 933-0800 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2964 Jerome Ave # ABronx, NY Map Goodwill Industries Job Club(718) 220-1002 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2530 Grand Concourse # 1Bronx, NY Map Kling Employment Agency(718) 931-4477 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 2024 Williamsbridge RdBronx, NY Map Personal Employment Svc(718) 652-1225 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3831 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map United Temps Of America Inc(718) 798-9400 See reviews on Yahoo! Local 3550 White Plains RdBronx, NY Map
You have a phone right? have you called any of these numbers yet?
no i dont have a phone
so when you go apply for a job how do you tell the perspecitive employer to contact you?
i give them my sisters cell number...........she walks past my place to and from work and if anyone ever calls she can let me know
Dude, you don't have a job but you already have a secretary. Sweet.
 
im not embelishing anything

as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nerves

and i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself

 
I read the title wrong...I thought it said, "My Life In the Crapper." Thought it was going to be some sort of social experiment.

 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
 
im not embelishing anything

as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nerves

and i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
I've heard crack does so much more
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
He seems like more of a Fred imo.
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
Now you want him to change his name!?!?!?
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
Land a round table and a bunch of knights, and he's golden!
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
Or go all out and become a Mike Crimes
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
Now you want him to change his name!?!?!?
All good arthurs need pen names.
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
Were you the lead singer? Turrets probably goes hand in hand with being a death/black metal lead singer.
 
im not embelishing anything

as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nerves

and i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
How? You only have 2 friends and ones a tax accountant
 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
bluemagic said:
in the past 2 months ive thought a lot about just cashing in my place in society and going to live out in the woods like thoreaulike just scraping together some supplies and elarning how to live like survivormananyone know a good wooded area in america with good fishing and game where i could live off the land?
Central Park
Hang out with the nocturnal dirt people."You done with that hole?"
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
how do you pay for it? or are you just a mooch?
 
im not embelishing anything

as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nerves

and i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
How? You only have 2 friends and ones a tax accountant
bandmates arent always friends..........if you were ever in a band youd understand what i mean
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
yeah, no way it's the drug use.
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
Were you the lead singer? Turrets probably goes hand in hand with being a death/black metal lead singer.
Actually, lots of loud noises, cursing, and mumbling? Sounds like hed be a perfect lead singer
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
yeah, no way it's the drug use.
weed is not a drug.........and my family doesnt know what i do..............its only like once or twice a week
 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
yeah, no way it's the drug use.
weed is not a drug.........and my family doesnt know what i do..............its only like once or twice a week
1. :popcorn:2. That's interesting that you claim to not eat every day, but you're smoking pot once ever couple days. :rant:
 
So you have social anxiety so severe it makes it difficult to apply for jobs ... yet being onstage in a death metal band is no problem?

 
Sounds like your a drug/alcohol addict and thats why nobody wants to help you but you can keep on making excuses.

 
im not embelishing anything as for drugs then i admit i smoke something that helps my nervesand i do drink a little too much but its the only thing that helps me open up around people........or open up just to myself
Forget getting a job. Go on welfare, and write a damn book about your life because your situation is so uncommon that people would buy it just to hear what you have to say.Become an arthur.
i do like to write........i used to be in a couple bands and enjoyed writing music and i think i could write proseand also for the record those bands were death/black metal bands and thats pretty much why my catholic aunt hates me
Were you the lead singer? Turrets probably goes hand in hand with being a death/black metal lead singer.
Actually, lots of loud noises, cursing, and mumbling? Sounds like hed be a perfect lead singer
very few tourette cases are cursing............mine manifests itself as head and arm twitchesi sang one show and i did the whole thing with my eyes closed
 
anything i do i get from friends lately..........and i dont use anything except socially...........its the only way i cna have a good time around people

 

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