My Seedling (1 Viewer)

[popeye]

Oh mighty seed of Otis,

some say your posts do bore 'em,

but others will agree

we need an Otis forum.

 

[Otis]

Spring has sprung!

And my how you've hung!

through the cold wintry nights

without water, or sun

determined through all

to push through, to try

and you never give up

like the 12 pickles aliai

and you're never confused

like shuke or that verizon dude

you stick fast to your mission

erie doctrine eschewed

and when all hope was lost

when your armor was cracked

under wheels of the stroller of

TheAristocrat's cats

you still kept at it

to your mission you stuck

like the tireless, unrelenting

shtick from LHUCKS

And we hope you continue

to flourish and grow

and never get clipped

by A-rod or Joe

like so many threads

that end up in the morgue

but whatever you do

just please don't get :snorged:

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

:defecate:

 

[Harry Manback]

Oh mighty seed of Otis, you are so resplendent,one day you'll hookup with that flight attendant.

outstanding This seed is getting lots of attention. Will it ever bloom?I have 2 to 1 odds that it turns out to be a shroom.

 

[Mediocrity]

And my how you've hung!

That's what she said.

 

[Otis]

:defecate:

Good fertilizing here

 

[Early_10]

Dearest O

This thread, let it go.

To a slow, painful death you shouldn't sink

Kill it while it doesn't stink.

 

[Otis]

Mid-summer is here

And my you've brought cheer!

You've sprouted and bloomed and

The year has grown long and you've grown so large and loose

That I question if its natural

or from RaiderFan's juice!

The FFA's warmth and its love were spread from afar

when you were just a seedling

Pickles was still going no-avatar

But now you stand tall, and you've grown to a tree,

But even shuke doesn't miss BGP

While Joe surveys all the BBQ places

and clifton and finless keep changing their faces

and shuke and GM had an eat off, you see

and kige is now teaching how to make things to

chase took the bar, and Scup's still retired

and #1FanofGhanaSoccer's inspired

one of the biggest new questions

which raised the most drama

is who will we have more threads on?:

snorged or obama

But enough about us, let's hey look at you

and all of the growing and thriving you do

with a drip of the bucket, and a pat on the soil

I hope you'll continue to growl and unfoil

the Fall is here soon, and then comes the winter

and we will be sad to see you shrivel and wither

but still we can hope that like Otis in the evening

you'll do what you can to spread your OWN seedling!

ats dirt:

 

[Otis]

Another cold winter

And you're lodged under frost

The sun doesn't shine much

And all hope seems lost

Snownadoes abound

And the sky hasn't cleared

And Ham's and Beej's signs

All say "The End's Near!"

The nerves are worn thin

They've all gone berzerker!11

Even Furley's stopped posting

And become quite the lurker

No questions from shuke

about all things within reason

And Joe hasn't told truck

to have a great season

But my Seedling hold tight;

stay true and stay strong

because winter will end

and the soils with warm

And spring will have sprung

and the lillies uncoil

and the sun will be beaming

And we'll see TannerBoyle

So Seedling, be strong --

There will be new life

Like a DisneyWord fantasy

Straight from Ham's wife!

 

[Richard_the_Vampire]

Ode to the Fat Indonesian

You entered my house when I was not there

You slept with my wife, you dirty fat bear

You left me a present and some matted hair

I’ll bust up your face when I see you, I swear

 

[ArcticEdge]

I'm planting a seedling,It is this thread.I've planted this seedling,And it's now time for bed.With water, and sun and some FFA love, Tomorrow I'll riseto the beginnings of shrubs!I've planted this seedling,I'll check back now and then,with a bump and some water,shuke, Pickles, and all my iFriends.Oh! I've planted this seedling,and I'm letting you know,I'm counting on you,to help make it grow.Won't you water me?

Hey Oats, you should plant it between your mirrors, so it can get sun from all sides.

 

[Otis]

atsdirt:

 

[RudiStein]

 

[Harry Manback]

:water:

 

[Otis]

:singstoseedling:

 

[Da Guru]

:singstoseedling:

I knew when I saw Little Melvin it would not be long for this one to reappear.

 

[CYP]

iss:

 

[Otis]

My Spring has Sprung!

And what joy it's brung!

To the seedling that blooms,

Under rain, under sun!

The winter is through

Your slumber is done

And we're again glad to see you

Reaching up to the sun.

Aught-ten has been wild

Here in the FFA;

shuke's been quiet here,

but his Facebook is gay.

Some posters were clipped

And others were banned

Then Joe tried to force you

to become Seedling Fan

Some results are the opposite

Of what we'd prefer

Good posters have left us,

But bad ones defer.

Like Tanner's moved on,

as I'm so sad to say;

And Ham swore he'd leave

But was back the next day! :/

Pickles is gone

But sort of not really

He'll post now and then

But not with his old feeling.

And Beej is still nuts

and he's piling on Dodds

And MoP's still not staff;

hell, not even a mod.

the iPad is here

But that thread is a mess

With the haters and fanbois

All beating their chests

So stuff is still real

and biz is still serious

And Ham ruined the Gekko alias

That once was mysterious.

You can't always guess

What the seasons may bring

As you're quite aware --

It's so much like Spring.

But with love and devotion

You'll grow to a tree.

And the Oats will be proud

When you HEY LOOK AT ME

:waters seedling:

ats dirt:

 

[glock]

My Spring has Sprung!

And what joy it's brung!

To the seedling that blooms,

Under rain, under sun!

The winter is through

Your slumber is done

And we're again glad to see you

Reaching up to the sun.

Aught-ten has been wild

Here in the FFA;

shuke's been quiet here,

but his Facebook is gay.

Some posters were clipped

And others were banned

Then Joe tried to force you

to become Seedling Fan

Some results are the opposite

Of what we'd prefer

Good posters have left us,

But bad ones defer.

Like Tanner's moved on,

as I'm so sad to say;

And Ham swore he'd leave

But was back the next day! :/

Pickles is gone

But sort of not really

He'll post now and then

But not with his old feeling.

And Beej is still nuts

and he's piling on Dodds

And MoP's still not staff;

hell, not even a mod.

the iPad is here

But that thread is a mess

With the haters and fanbois

All beating their chests

So stuff is still real

and biz is still serious

And Ham ruined the Gekko alias

That once was mysterious.

You can't always guess

What the seasons may bring

As you're quite aware --

It's so much like Spring.

But with love and devotion

You'll grow to a tree.

And the Oats will be proud

When you HEY LOOK AT ME

:waters seedling:

ats dirt:



utsdowncrackpipe:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My Spring has Sprung!

And what joy it's brung!

To the seedling that blooms,

Under rain, under sun!

The winter is through

Your slumber is done

And we're again glad to see you

Reaching up to the sun.

Aught-ten has been wild

Here in the FFA;

shuke's been quiet here,

but his Facebook is gay.

Some posters were clipped

And others were banned

Then Joe tried to force you

to become Seedling Fan

Some results are the opposite

Of what we'd prefer

Good posters have left us,

But bad ones defer.

Like Tanner's moved on,

as I'm so sad to say;

And Ham swore he'd leave

But was back the next day! :/

Pickles is gone

But sort of not really

He'll post now and then

But not with his old feeling.

And Beej is still nuts

and he's piling on Dodds

And MoP's still not staff;

hell, not even a mod.

the iPad is here

But that thread is a mess

With the haters and fanbois

All beating their chests

So stuff is still real

and biz is still serious

And Ham ruined the Gekko alias

That once was mysterious.

You can't always guess

What the seasons may bring

As you're quite aware --

It's so much like Spring.

But with love and devotion

You'll grow to a tree.

And the Oats will be proud

When you HEY LOOK AT ME

:waters seedling:

ats dirt:

Well done, good sir.

 

[Abraham]

:leavesMiracleGroOnOat'sFrontPorchOnTheWayToWork:

 

[Otis]

Greetings, my Seedling!

My how you've grown!

Through Spring, and Summer,

and now Fall you've shone!

But now it turns winter;

the leaves are all browning;

Like tommyboy and chet

writing checks while they're frowning.

But winter is near

And so look to the heaven

They'll be no more sun

(at least no more Jim11).

The right wingers flocked

They went southward in bunches

But we still couldn't figure out

What were tommyboy's hunches?

It's fine to have seasons

Things change through the year

And speaking of crazies,

did H8tank disappear?

Button up tight

And prepare for the cold

funny how shuke's gotten skinny

just when Hostess goes fold.

With a pat of the dirt,

and some sprinkles of rain

We can't wait to see you

come Spring, once again!

atsdirt:

 

[phrozen]

update? how is the plant doing Oat?

 

[36th Chamber]

:embarrassingbutmakessense:

 

[Otis]

:sprinkleswater:

 

[ragincajun]

:fertilizercowpoop:

 

[Finless]

Holy dumb thread

 

[drummer]

Holy dumb thread

It's OtisTalk.

 

[Otis]

I Notice Otis (McMuffin brothers)

by Nipsey

There's that

fella Capella

and there's a

dude named Rude

but I notice

Otis!

 

 

[Otis]

SPRINGTIME!

 

[rockaction]

Apart from EvilGrin

And I write this from a place of women, whiskey, gin, 

there's a forced rhyme. It seems like a dude named 

RokNRole is carrying the load of burden, weight, of atmospherics

for fifty somethings finally fearing

death 

 

[Sinn Fein]

Bob Sacamano said:
ee:

interesting

 

[Otis]

:water:

 

[ragincajun]

Has the mighty wood grown?